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caesymore:
Boom Dig_It!!!


I saw a banner written last night in Egypt meaning 2023 na Egypt, now imagine the theme the Church might have use for 2023 in 2022.

Know your God and worship him in truth don't allow this scammers to be scamming you, the country is already hard.

Aswear

GindoX:
You don't need to mention names.

Loudness is in the average Nigerian Character.. humility no dey their blood.

Grateful to God...
Dont get it wrong...
no be say I make millions o.
I no buy new car or even new phone. But the fact say God gave me and my family good health and daily bread.
I am happy.

Kwanza:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02JnLEaGuQULm9uy2vHWYVZJ8aCWQ1X7m2RgGzBpJVx2nrtamwxLu9NfBgCnbTCaAzl&id=100064596373289&mibextid=Nif5oz

mumu people go believe this one say them dey fight crime....
I am sure they couldn't get anything from these guys that's why they jailed them..

mko2005:
The big question is which church wrote and which church compiled

The Roman church... Which was the ecumenical centre of all the other churches.

egobetter4me:
I know a lot of you will blame me after reading this and even want to curse me, but this is my sad story and I just want to put it out there for people to learn. Don't ever let your parents decide your partner for you. Even if you have to run away, do it.

I recently got married to an ugly, short, black, smelly, village girl. At first my uncle took me to see her, then we spoke and she came visiting. All these happened in the village.

When I went back to the city, I told my mom I wasn't interested in her any more, but she insisted I must marry her. My mom would always take my joy by telling me about the girl anytime she sees me happy. There was no breathing space. We live together and I pay the rent. I loved her so much that I could do anything for her. She once sold her wrappers/materials and jewelleries, to send me money for school fees.

Anytime she tries to talk to me about the girl, I will beg her and let her understand that young people like to marry who they truly love. I don't want her, I don't love her and I don't think I will ever will.
After all said and done, she still insisted, so I called my elder bro to come talk to her. He came in from another state and spoke with my mom for hours. She did as if she would allow me marry my choice, just for my brother to go. Immediately my brother left, she started again.

My mom has BP. She stopped using her medication and was ailing. she threatened that if she dies, that I killed her. I thought to myself, that if she truly dies, I might live with the regrets for the rest of my life. I really tried but I was defeated. I succumbed. But before marrying the girl, I spoke to her(the girl) that I don't love her and that I'm marrying her against my wish, but I guess she was desperate. She said I shouldn't worry, that the love would grow in the marriage.

We got married. She lives with me and my mom. Even my neighbours were disappointed in me, when they saw her. Church members and friends were all disappointed. I can't start narrating to them how I got here.

We are over a year gone now and she still irritates me. I so much hate to look at her. We've had sex only about 5 times or so and I have to get high to do this. I only kissed her once(at the alter and I cringed)

I cry everyday.....both at home and while hustling. I never envisaged my life to be like this. I had hoped to meet a beautiful, clean and well mannered graduate from the city. Someone I would truly love and she would love me too. I'd hoped that I would meet her, approach her and we start as friends, then lovers, then I would propose and all. I never planned for it to be like this.

I am so sad with my life. Right now, I'm thinking of applying for masters abroad and probably use the means to Japa and never come back again.

My life is so miserable!

Learn from me. Don't ever let your parents blackmail you into marrying someone you don't love. Pls don't. Just run away for months or few years and they will leave you alone.

My first question is: Do you guys have a child yet?

malaria:
Yes full time. Not all men want sex from women , not all women want money from men ..If you ever find a genuine friendship of the opposite sex .you will know life is not all about sex. The main thing they should all draw their boundaries when necessary.

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People wey dey deceive themselves gather behind this thread.
Una president go address una more soon.

mastermaestro:
You are helplessly doomed. So all your Catholic bishops who have knocked the pope for his deviant endorsement don't understand the text and can also be called mumu? Satan has you already. Pope-worshipping boy, I will be praying for your deliverance.

Please put a source to your claims , so we can continue from there

BloomingDale:
As if men don’t do worse. Remove men and crime stats will decrease by 90-95%. The world will be much safer. You think we women are not tired of being continuously on guard against you guys. We can’t even enjoy anywhere or leave our children to simply play because we have to be on guard all the time. We are just simply tired of always being on the defensive. I wish you guys will just disappear to a parallel universe.

Calm down ma, men are not all that bad as you are painting them, before a man does something bad , investigate the motivation you may mostly find out it's source was from a woman... Even in the beginning, it was so. Check the Bible, though salvation later came through a woman.

DesChyko:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/12/30/we-are-hungry-lagos-residents-yell-at-tinubu/

E never start... The one wey go kill in dey come for 2024. Shey awa lo Kan?

AqualinaXYZ:
The legends APC miscreants mocked has moved on with their daily balling




While Tinubu is showing his supporters pepper



Thank God Eyeneck rigged in Tinubu



If Obi was the president we for no hear word on how Tinubu would have turned Nigeria to New York within an hour



My president( I’m not talking about Tinubu) go flex abeg

Obi will come in 2027 again... N this time we no go chill... Even if him say make ppl chill.

Jeon:
After you're done performing the duties of an African housewife.



Some ladies will learn the hard way..

I smell same fate for you. Feminist sPotted

Jeon:
After you're done performing the duties of an African housewife.



Some ladies will learn the hard way..

I smell same date for you. Feminist sPotted

FeliciaOja:
God knows how much I tried to overlook this behavior. Thanks I think I will break up tomorrow

Tell us true, no be that one wan make u break up... Maybe u don dey collect another kondo for inside your rondo some where else.
Talk true

If obaseki like he should redesign the naira. Where is Emiefele today?...
Philip is our guy! Na I'm go still win.

payaseriy:
Nor go reason those big grama advise o

Okpo na Okpo. For that gal to yarn u that small one, na be say she don over do many tinz wey u nor know.

Imagine how the small boy take Carry her two legs up and dig her leg. Imagine how she take dey scream "baby fuk me harder". And he nor go even spend dime sef... everybody dey chop her free of charge bt na u be the emekpa wey go put her for house

God Forbid

Imagine , imagine , imagine and if you still accept, you be mumu of the century... Na here we go sti come see how Musa your gate man run her in ur absence few years ahead. Trust me

I can't say bad or good because however it was, it was God's will and his will is always good in the end.
Blessed be God, Blessed be his holy name.

This is why Nigeria will never emerge from economic shackles.... Where did an FCT minister get money to buy 2000 bags of rice per lga? How much is his annual income? What are his private businesses?
Nobody ask questions!

extol1:
Emefiele should die in the prison, I don't case. Imagine, he has the temerity to be carrying Bible to the court. God will punish him. In fact CBN is a useless institution in Nigeria for highest bidder

No be so fake pastors dey carry bible too take deceive?
Where was Tithe paying made compulsory in the new testament?

I detest fake pastors..esp those doing miracle alerts ...

Mandela27:
What people sees as very obligated something,I see as nothing,for instance,out of 10000 beneficiaries I will be the only one that will not attend my benefactor's/benefactress very important occasion,but I swear I care the highest about them....nobody loves like me,but that's just my life...

Introvert... But the problem be say, some people fit reason am say u no wish them well...

Notfogotten:
Please I have a question to ask.

I don't want to go into details so my partner doesn't trace this to me.

My partner came to UK before me, though still on student visa. I joined her with my 3 children one months ago.

I have noticed some red flags which never happened while we where in Nigeria and I was footing the bills alone.

Each red flag, I pretend nothing happened because I don't want to be thrown out like the man I read about on social media.

My visa is dependent on hers and we are still on student visa.

My question, in the event that we get papers to stay permanently in UK and one day she decides to send me packing or I decide move out, will I be asked to return to Nigeria because she is the main applicant?

Please I need urgent answers. I may not play the fool for long. We are very certain of getting papers next year.

Point of correction, THE MEN you read. No be one or 2. Bro them plenty.

oz4real83:
She took her anger for the father of the kids on them and hung herself . A woman will never harm her kids except when she wants to punish the father of the kids, may their young souls rest in peace

But women commit abortion every minute in this world.... So what are you saying?. A gender that can kill an innocent harmless human in the womb?

SeeWahala:
He he he Let's all join hands and blame Peter obi for this wonderful feat

No I think the best blame should be GEJ... Cos we haven't blamed Jonathan enough... If we all join hands n blame Jonathan now.... Nigeria will begin to reap all the good works of Buhari+Tinubu🌝🌝🌝

letristian:
So what kind of blessings did he actually intend for them
Who do you want to impress?

Let's watch how it will unfold in few months coming, if the Pope maintains his ground, then there may be an unavoidable division in the Roman Catholic Church world wide as a greater population of the Church won't accept this.

Do you mean u cannot be blessed by your pastor simply because you are a fornicator!

NoSmoking:
Yeah sure

But same sex marriage will


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I am sure you are one of those who believed Nigeria played India in a football match and lost 99-0 . Because I see you can ride on any misinformation and uphold such as truth.

Princewill1:
This is a rebuttal of this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/7936687/11-reasons-why-must-japa#:~:text=11.,life%20expectancy%20is%20very%20high.

DISCLAIMER:
There is a notion that once you present an anti-japa argument, you're automatically an agent working for the govt. I want to state here that I have never supported this Apc govt since their coming to power in 2015. My contrary opinion on japa stems from my detest of youths mass-migration for economic reasons. I see it as an act of cowardice and stupidity.

This is not just for Nigerians japaing alone. I'm also disgusted whenever I see pictures of thousands of able bodied Latino youths who are at the US-Mexico border begging to be allowed entry into the US. These youths coming to together to mass-migrate can also link-up to take back their country via any possible means. Because if their home countries were better, they won't be moving out enmass. One of the reasons why the citizens of the country you're japaing to often discriminate against you is because you have proven to be a weakling seeking an easy excape or an inferior who are incapable of fixing their problems.
The only mass-migration i support is if it's due to serious natural disaster or large scale political persecution like that of Israel-Palestinian conflict. Below are the 11 reasons why you shouldn't Japa from Nigeria.

1.) It's More Easier To Be A Dollar Millionaire/Billionaire In Nigeria:

There are millions of Nigerians in the diaspora who are supposedly living in the first world economy and are working in various fields of human endeavor. But it may interest you to know that non have ever made it into Forbes billionaires list. But those at home keep making the list back to back.
This is important to point out because wealth building is a crucial topic to every real man and majority of Nigerian men moving are doing so mainly due to financial reasons.
Truth is, Nigeria is the largest market in Africa and a developing economy. There are plenty of wealth to be created in a "developing economy" than in a "develop economy", that's why as you are trooping out, Chinese, Lebanese and Indians are trooping in. Nigerians are raising $20k-30k in this economy to Japa while average Americans can't boast of $10k in their bank accounts, they live check to check.

2.) African Communal Living:

Nigeria offers the African social support system that you won't find in the Western countries. You fit run into financial emergency, your family will gather to raise funds for you, if you child misbehaves outside elders go assist you to discipline the child before you return home, if your house is on fire the whole neighborhood will join hands in puting out the fire, if you're cooking late night and ran out of maggi, if you knock on your neighbor door, him go deliver you, if your co-tenant never see you for 2 to 3 days, he go knock for your door to check up on you. All these don't happen in your Japa destination. In the West, you fit dey sick and later kpai inside your room and stay there for over a month nobody go know until your body begins to the smell.

3.) There Is More Insecurity Abroad:

You are 7times more likely to be shot in any city in America than in Lagos. Almost every Western country has violent "Far-Right Groups" who are frustrated and bitter with their Govts for allowing influx of migrants to erode their society and culture. These groups are like a time bomb waiting to go off because they can easily turn violent by attacking migrants especially black people. The big truth is, insecurity especially in southern Nigeria is over-reported and amplified on social media. There are violent crimes in every country. The crime news you read on social media especially in South of the country is commiserate with our population. No one can pull out any data anywhere to show that crime rate in the South has reached an epidemic proportions as believed on social media. In fact if you ban social media for 1year in Nigeria and conduct an opinion poll on insecurity. You will be surprised that Nigerians will tell you that insecurity has reduced. Just recently, a govt minister was robbed on the highway in South Africa. If that were to happens in Nigeria, Japa will be trending in Nigeria for more than a week. Most Nigerians haven't seen a bokoharam militant before but bokoharam will attack a village in Borno State close to the border with Chad, someone living in Lekki will read the news online and tweet that he wants to Japa due to insecurity.

4.) Easy Access To Natural Foods:

Nigeria has abundant healthy cheap natural foods and it's even taken for granted here. The people in the abroad you wants to go are jealous of your menu. Unhealthy and disease-causing canned and processed foods are what you will end up to when you finally japa because you will pay through your nose to place your hands on any organic food there.

5.) Favourable Weather Condition Throughout The Year:

Nigeria has one of the best climate conditions you can find. We have no extreme weather here. No severe temperature, Tornado or Harricane. Weather conditions in your Japa destination can cause sudden emergency situations. It can sometimes cause a whole city to be evacuated.

6.) No Racism:

Truth remains that after you Japa, you and your family will at one point experience both subtle and harsh discrimination based on your skin color or accent and you will never integrate into the Western society not even in a million years. Black Americans that japaed 400yrs ahead of you are yet to be fully integrated and accepted, I don't know who is motivating you that you will be accepted fully or that your own case will be different.

7.) Nigeria Better On Raising Cultured Kids:

If as a Nigerian, you are cautious of how your kids will be raised, you better stay back home, because in the West, your kids doesn't belong to you. They belongs to the government and authorities there are free to teach and instill any idealogy they deem necessary. So don't be shocked if your 7yrs old son are taught how to switch gender or pronoun at school and given free lgtv literature with erotic images.

8.) Nigeria Better On Entertainment And Fun Activities:

You can fall into depression abroad due to loneliness and stress from doing multiple jobs but not in Nigeria. With little money in Nigeria, you can go partying and balling till dawn day in day out. You fit die onto enjoyment.

9.) No Weird Or Crazy New Culture:

Abroad will humble a deeply religious person who is against homosexuality to work as a caregiver for gay couples. You will be forced to embrace trans and gay people, feminism and made to reject polygamy. I doubt if men have rights in the West. You risk losing everything to a woman, this don't only apply to your wife. Even your long-term girlfriend who you are cohabiting with, can be given a share of assets after a breakup by the court. If a random woman accuses you of rape, the system will already treat you as a convict. I recently observed that premier league captain band is now decorated with pride colors (lgtv flag) to support the community. And you know what awaits any player that openly criticizes it or refuses to wear the band. He risk getting cancelled and he should kiss his footballing career a goodbye. They will use his punishment as deterrent to others. All these new crazy woke policies and behaviors are not practiced in Nigeria.

10.) Cost Of Living Is Cheaper:

Thousands of Americans and EU citizens are retiring like kings in South East Asia and South America ie Thailand, Indonesia, Mexico, Chile etc. You can look it up. Not that they don't love their home countries but because they are excaping the high cost of living in the West. Accommodation, transportation, education, local foods etc are still cheaper in Nigeria. The amount you will paid on a match-box apartment in London or New York can fetch you a year rent of 2bedrooms flat in a good location in any major Nigerian city.

11.) No Rat Race Or Extreme Taxation In Nigeria:

You will labour abroad for a month and the rigged system will use "high taxation, high cost of living and the scam credit system" to return everything back to the system in order for you to repeat the circle again. In a bid not to go homeless on the cold streets, and also to put food on your table, you have no other option than to keep repeating the circle until the time you will finish your term of slavery due to old age, then your children will start where you stopped and the circle continues.
Truth is, the entire world is controlled by the globalists in the West, the further away you're from the West and it's entanglements the freer you will become. If the 1% elite in the West removes the rigging in the system you will be able to secure enough bags and retire early. But they stands to lose if people starts excaping the system early, they need your manpower for longer period of time to maintain their industries and establishments. This explains why the more income you earn there, the more rediculous taxes you pays because the system is continously gauging you and the tax system (one of it's tools of control) is strictly and heavily guided, defaulters risks jail term. The system was programmed in a way that you will never get enough in order not for you to start thinking of excaping the slave camp early until you finish your term of slavery.
This is one of reasons why rich and exposed Nigerians don't fancy living abroad. Even most African ex-footballers returns home immediately after the end of their career in Europe. An average Nigerian coming from lack, hunger and extreme poverty and who is daydreaming of Japa won't be able to see this anomaly. Living in Nigeria will provide you the opportunity to excape Matrix.

I disagree with number 4... In Naija fake products fit poison person... Including sniper sprayed bean etc. In the west, the food industry is closely regulated.

Oloripelebe:
This guy political career ended so fast

Really?

Basic123:
Not only that he gave us lagos-ibadan standard rail Guage with superb train terminus.

Apapa Oshodi expressway nko? DURING PDP era,newspapers always make deplorable state of the two roads(Apapa oshodi & Lagos Ibadan rail )front page of their newspapers,If you remember.

In term of appointments (VP and speaker then and being the president now)and infrastructure in southwestern,we SW never regret chasing GEJ away.The man GEJ marginalized yorubas!

AND IN TERM OF INFRASTRUCTURE,PDP 16YEARS IS A WASTE......THEY EVEN DID SECOND NIGER BRIDGE PDP NORMALLY USED TO SCAM IGBO PEOPLE EVERY 4YEARS.THEY ARE EVEN FIXING REFINERIES.. Their only problem just like during PDP era are INFLATION AND INSECURITY.

Your last anti-GEJ speech confirms what I already KNOW ... the WAZO politics of Nigeria.. the Hausa-Yoruba pact to subjugate other regions in the corridors of National power.

Line up 10 Nigerians and kill them for no crime, and nothing will happen...
~~~ Amaechi.

But that's the truth.

EmperorCaesar:
9


The feeling is like I'm the New Ruler of the World 🌎

Yahoo spirit... Where money control people's mind... Instead of the other way round.

mastermaestro:
You should be more worried about your pope endorsing gay unions. Remove the beam in your eyes first, hypocritical judge.

Mumu, let me explain simple texts you could not understand in simple pidgin. Wasted education.
Pope no endorse gay union , Pope say you fit bless gay person not as a union, and yes na the Christian way be that, any body should be blessed. Abi blessing na for only righteous people? Come back come answer me.