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payaseriy:
Nor go reason those big grama advise o

Okpo na Okpo. For that gal to yarn u that small one, na be say she don over do many tinz wey u nor know.

Imagine how the small boy take Carry her two legs up and dig her leg. Imagine how she take dey scream "baby fuk me harder". And he nor go even spend dime sef... everybody dey chop her free of charge bt na u be the emekpa wey go put her for house

God Forbid

Imagine , imagine , imagine and if you still accept, you be mumu of the century... Na here we go sti come see how Musa your gate man run her in ur absence few years ahead. Trust me

I can't say bad or good because however it was, it was God's will and his will is always good in the end.
Blessed be God, Blessed be his holy name.

This is why Nigeria will never emerge from economic shackles.... Where did an FCT minister get money to buy 2000 bags of rice per lga? How much is his annual income? What are his private businesses?
Nobody ask questions!

extol1:
Emefiele should die in the prison, I don't case. Imagine, he has the temerity to be carrying Bible to the court. God will punish him. In fact CBN is a useless institution in Nigeria for highest bidder

No be so fake pastors dey carry bible too take deceive?
Where was Tithe paying made compulsory in the new testament?

I detest fake pastors..esp those doing miracle alerts ...

Mandela27:
What people sees as very obligated something,I see as nothing,for instance,out of 10000 beneficiaries I will be the only one that will not attend my benefactor's/benefactress very important occasion,but I swear I care the highest about them....nobody loves like me,but that's just my life...

Introvert... But the problem be say, some people fit reason am say u no wish them well...

Notfogotten:
Please I have a question to ask.

I don't want to go into details so my partner doesn't trace this to me.

My partner came to UK before me, though still on student visa. I joined her with my 3 children one months ago.

I have noticed some red flags which never happened while we where in Nigeria and I was footing the bills alone.

Each red flag, I pretend nothing happened because I don't want to be thrown out like the man I read about on social media.

My visa is dependent on hers and we are still on student visa.

My question, in the event that we get papers to stay permanently in UK and one day she decides to send me packing or I decide move out, will I be asked to return to Nigeria because she is the main applicant?

Please I need urgent answers. I may not play the fool for long. We are very certain of getting papers next year.

Point of correction, THE MEN you read. No be one or 2. Bro them plenty.

oz4real83:
She took her anger for the father of the kids on them and hung herself . A woman will never harm her kids except when she wants to punish the father of the kids, may their young souls rest in peace

But women commit abortion every minute in this world.... So what are you saying?. A gender that can kill an innocent harmless human in the womb?

SeeWahala:
He he he Let's all join hands and blame Peter obi for this wonderful feat

No I think the best blame should be GEJ... Cos we haven't blamed Jonathan enough... If we all join hands n blame Jonathan now.... Nigeria will begin to reap all the good works of Buhari+Tinubu🌝🌝🌝

letristian:
So what kind of blessings did he actually intend for them
Who do you want to impress?

Let's watch how it will unfold in few months coming, if the Pope maintains his ground, then there may be an unavoidable division in the Roman Catholic Church world wide as a greater population of the Church won't accept this.

Do you mean u cannot be blessed by your pastor simply because you are a fornicator!

NoSmoking:
Yeah sure

But same sex marriage will


🤕

I am sure you are one of those who believed Nigeria played India in a football match and lost 99-0 . Because I see you can ride on any misinformation and uphold such as truth.

Princewill1:
This is a rebuttal of this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/7936687/11-reasons-why-must-japa#:~:text=11.,life%20expectancy%20is%20very%20high.

DISCLAIMER:
There is a notion that once you present an anti-japa argument, you're automatically an agent working for the govt. I want to state here that I have never supported this Apc govt since their coming to power in 2015. My contrary opinion on japa stems from my detest of youths mass-migration for economic reasons. I see it as an act of cowardice and stupidity.

This is not just for Nigerians japaing alone. I'm also disgusted whenever I see pictures of thousands of able bodied Latino youths who are at the US-Mexico border begging to be allowed entry into the US. These youths coming to together to mass-migrate can also link-up to take back their country via any possible means. Because if their home countries were better, they won't be moving out enmass. One of the reasons why the citizens of the country you're japaing to often discriminate against you is because you have proven to be a weakling seeking an easy excape or an inferior who are incapable of fixing their problems.
The only mass-migration i support is if it's due to serious natural disaster or large scale political persecution like that of Israel-Palestinian conflict. Below are the 11 reasons why you shouldn't Japa from Nigeria.

1.) It's More Easier To Be A Dollar Millionaire/Billionaire In Nigeria:

There are millions of Nigerians in the diaspora who are supposedly living in the first world economy and are working in various fields of human endeavor. But it may interest you to know that non have ever made it into Forbes billionaires list. But those at home keep making the list back to back.
This is important to point out because wealth building is a crucial topic to every real man and majority of Nigerian men moving are doing so mainly due to financial reasons.
Truth is, Nigeria is the largest market in Africa and a developing economy. There are plenty of wealth to be created in a "developing economy" than in a "develop economy", that's why as you are trooping out, Chinese, Lebanese and Indians are trooping in. Nigerians are raising $20k-30k in this economy to Japa while average Americans can't boast of $10k in their bank accounts, they live check to check.

2.) African Communal Living:

Nigeria offers the African social support system that you won't find in the Western countries. You fit run into financial emergency, your family will gather to raise funds for you, if you child misbehaves outside elders go assist you to discipline the child before you return home, if your house is on fire the whole neighborhood will join hands in puting out the fire, if you're cooking late night and ran out of maggi, if you knock on your neighbor door, him go deliver you, if your co-tenant never see you for 2 to 3 days, he go knock for your door to check up on you. All these don't happen in your Japa destination. In the West, you fit dey sick and later kpai inside your room and stay there for over a month nobody go know until your body begins to the smell.

3.) There Is More Insecurity Abroad:

You are 7times more likely to be shot in any city in America than in Lagos. Almost every Western country has violent "Far-Right Groups" who are frustrated and bitter with their Govts for allowing influx of migrants to erode their society and culture. These groups are like a time bomb waiting to go off because they can easily turn violent by attacking migrants especially black people. The big truth is, insecurity especially in southern Nigeria is over-reported and amplified on social media. There are violent crimes in every country. The crime news you read on social media especially in South of the country is commiserate with our population. No one can pull out any data anywhere to show that crime rate in the South has reached an epidemic proportions as believed on social media. In fact if you ban social media for 1year in Nigeria and conduct an opinion poll on insecurity. You will be surprised that Nigerians will tell you that insecurity has reduced. Just recently, a govt minister was robbed on the highway in South Africa. If that were to happens in Nigeria, Japa will be trending in Nigeria for more than a week. Most Nigerians haven't seen a bokoharam militant before but bokoharam will attack a village in Borno State close to the border with Chad, someone living in Lekki will read the news online and tweet that he wants to Japa due to insecurity.

4.) Easy Access To Natural Foods:

Nigeria has abundant healthy cheap natural foods and it's even taken for granted here. The people in the abroad you wants to go are jealous of your menu. Unhealthy and disease-causing canned and processed foods are what you will end up to when you finally japa because you will pay through your nose to place your hands on any organic food there.

5.) Favourable Weather Condition Throughout The Year:

Nigeria has one of the best climate conditions you can find. We have no extreme weather here. No severe temperature, Tornado or Harricane. Weather conditions in your Japa destination can cause sudden emergency situations. It can sometimes cause a whole city to be evacuated.

6.) No Racism:

Truth remains that after you Japa, you and your family will at one point experience both subtle and harsh discrimination based on your skin color or accent and you will never integrate into the Western society not even in a million years. Black Americans that japaed 400yrs ahead of you are yet to be fully integrated and accepted, I don't know who is motivating you that you will be accepted fully or that your own case will be different.

7.) Nigeria Better On Raising Cultured Kids:

If as a Nigerian, you are cautious of how your kids will be raised, you better stay back home, because in the West, your kids doesn't belong to you. They belongs to the government and authorities there are free to teach and instill any idealogy they deem necessary. So don't be shocked if your 7yrs old son are taught how to switch gender or pronoun at school and given free lgtv literature with erotic images.

8.) Nigeria Better On Entertainment And Fun Activities:

You can fall into depression abroad due to loneliness and stress from doing multiple jobs but not in Nigeria. With little money in Nigeria, you can go partying and balling till dawn day in day out. You fit die onto enjoyment.

9.) No Weird Or Crazy New Culture:

Abroad will humble a deeply religious person who is against homosexuality to work as a caregiver for gay couples. You will be forced to embrace trans and gay people, feminism and made to reject polygamy. I doubt if men have rights in the West. You risk losing everything to a woman, this don't only apply to your wife. Even your long-term girlfriend who you are cohabiting with, can be given a share of assets after a breakup by the court. If a random woman accuses you of rape, the system will already treat you as a convict. I recently observed that premier league captain band is now decorated with pride colors (lgtv flag) to support the community. And you know what awaits any player that openly criticizes it or refuses to wear the band. He risk getting cancelled and he should kiss his footballing career a goodbye. They will use his punishment as deterrent to others. All these new crazy woke policies and behaviors are not practiced in Nigeria.

10.) Cost Of Living Is Cheaper:

Thousands of Americans and EU citizens are retiring like kings in South East Asia and South America ie Thailand, Indonesia, Mexico, Chile etc. You can look it up. Not that they don't love their home countries but because they are excaping the high cost of living in the West. Accommodation, transportation, education, local foods etc are still cheaper in Nigeria. The amount you will paid on a match-box apartment in London or New York can fetch you a year rent of 2bedrooms flat in a good location in any major Nigerian city.

11.) No Rat Race Or Extreme Taxation In Nigeria:

You will labour abroad for a month and the rigged system will use "high taxation, high cost of living and the scam credit system" to return everything back to the system in order for you to repeat the circle again. In a bid not to go homeless on the cold streets, and also to put food on your table, you have no other option than to keep repeating the circle until the time you will finish your term of slavery due to old age, then your children will start where you stopped and the circle continues.
Truth is, the entire world is controlled by the globalists in the West, the further away you're from the West and it's entanglements the freer you will become. If the 1% elite in the West removes the rigging in the system you will be able to secure enough bags and retire early. But they stands to lose if people starts excaping the system early, they need your manpower for longer period of time to maintain their industries and establishments. This explains why the more income you earn there, the more rediculous taxes you pays because the system is continously gauging you and the tax system (one of it's tools of control) is strictly and heavily guided, defaulters risks jail term. The system was programmed in a way that you will never get enough in order not for you to start thinking of excaping the slave camp early until you finish your term of slavery.
This is one of reasons why rich and exposed Nigerians don't fancy living abroad. Even most African ex-footballers returns home immediately after the end of their career in Europe. An average Nigerian coming from lack, hunger and extreme poverty and who is daydreaming of Japa won't be able to see this anomaly. Living in Nigeria will provide you the opportunity to excape Matrix.

I disagree with number 4... In Naija fake products fit poison person... Including sniper sprayed bean etc. In the west, the food industry is closely regulated.

Oloripelebe:
This guy political career ended so fast

Really?

Basic123:
Not only that he gave us lagos-ibadan standard rail Guage with superb train terminus.

Apapa Oshodi expressway nko? DURING PDP era,newspapers always make deplorable state of the two roads(Apapa oshodi & Lagos Ibadan rail )front page of their newspapers,If you remember.

In term of appointments (VP and speaker then and being the president now)and infrastructure in southwestern,we SW never regret chasing GEJ away.The man GEJ marginalized yorubas!

AND IN TERM OF INFRASTRUCTURE,PDP 16YEARS IS A WASTE......THEY EVEN DID SECOND NIGER BRIDGE PDP NORMALLY USED TO SCAM IGBO PEOPLE EVERY 4YEARS.THEY ARE EVEN FIXING REFINERIES.. Their only problem just like during PDP era are INFLATION AND INSECURITY.

Your last anti-GEJ speech confirms what I already KNOW ... the WAZO politics of Nigeria.. the Hausa-Yoruba pact to subjugate other regions in the corridors of National power.

Line up 10 Nigerians and kill them for no crime, and nothing will happen...
~~~ Amaechi.

But that's the truth.

EmperorCaesar:
9


The feeling is like I'm the New Ruler of the World 🌎

Yahoo spirit... Where money control people's mind... Instead of the other way round.

mastermaestro:
You should be more worried about your pope endorsing gay unions. Remove the beam in your eyes first, hypocritical judge.

Mumu, let me explain simple texts you could not understand in simple pidgin. Wasted education.
Pope no endorse gay union , Pope say you fit bless gay person not as a union, and yes na the Christian way be that, any body should be blessed. Abi blessing na for only righteous people? Come back come answer me.

Nice2023:
I go about helping businesses with loans in return for profit.

I started it during my banking days and I am also a land speculator. I buy and resell for profit.

Congratulations and more blessings ❣️

Nice2023:
I remembered when they both toiled to see me through this difficult world,especially my dad who made sure me and my two brothers attended University and graduated.

Today,I decided to build this house for them and to make their remaining years on earth a fulfilled one.

Below are the pictures.

Please what do you do for a living? One question modern society shy away from.
Tell me before I comend you.

In the end poor man and rich man no difference... Maggots and termites remain boss. Dem go feast on our flesh.

Though, not an excuse to work for porverty. Work against it with all your strength but when you get rich, don't flaunt it like all these don jazzy and celebs.... It's worthless really.

Beuberry:
Edo state likes pastors. Just like Ize-Iyamu

Well functionally this one is a pastor, but by popular diction, he is a priest.
No take "pastor" rubbish him title.... Too many nonsense already from those Pentecostal pastors who ordain themselves in their bedrooms and come out to open ministries.

NOwazobia:
That is the woke nation for you.


The woke nation that woke Nairalanders love to copy their immoral wokeness, but discard their technological and financial prudence because it is too complex for their Junky brain.


But the man was just exercising his freedom... 🤷🏼‍♂️

Tell the African slaves, bro

iHart:
The barrister just focused on the lady's mouth, seems the woman run mouth too much!!!

But why will someone beat his wife this bad? I can't try it. The best I will do is to leave the house for the moment

Oga no be LADY be this, na woman be this one. Abi you no dey see wetin I dey see?

In Nigeria, pastors are bigger than the church they lead... Even when they are allegations of sexual abuse and rape, nobody investigates... The issues suffocated to death.

This is where the western world is better. Nobody is above the law

DNA TESTS SHOULD BE PART OF POST-NATAL PRACTICE IN HOSPITALS, IT SHOULD BE CONDUCTED BEFORE THE DRAFTING OF THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
until that is done, Men will continue to be fooled, till Jesus comes.

Kingpele:
....this is hilarious...marry whom u can trust and you can only trust anyone who has genuine fear of God to avoid stories that touches the heart

Whom you can trust is not a guarantee of the trusted person's character. Don't trust like a fool.

Joenoriode:
Things are about to get better for Edo state this man really sabi work sha.

This one just wake up, nor even wash face before he dey jump enter thread.

santaclaws:
You need to tell all these to someone close to him, like his family members or his mother. You need to let him know that if he doesn't change, you may not be able to endure him anymore...

Also, if you have a decent pastor (not fake ones), you can explain to him so he can counsel you and your husband.

Pastor wey go collect kpomo?

VinnyBaba:
The ComradeShip spirit still exist inside Oshiomhole, despite being a member of the APC.🤔😊😊

It's just like those that leave Catholic Church to Pentecostal church
But still have some Catholicism inside of them.🤨🙂🙂

No talk am.. those nonsense them dey do has no element of Catholicism/Christianity.
Those guys idolise money. Money and materialism isn't Catholic belief. We don't worship money sir.

JASONjnr:
I am beginning to like Oshiomole.....


I think as Obididient, we stand for clarity and openness.


Oshiomole is Obididient to his duties as a Nigerian senator..... No hate!

Oshiomole has always been a man who stands for the people. Anytime... I never disliked him even though his political interests aligned with the clueless emilokan. I still had some reserved respect for him

This man, I sure say even when u see your wife dey run am cowgirl on top bed you go still ask for decoding... You are just willingly blind. You decide not to see things the way dey are.

Somebody is doing your wife already. The only thing I will advice you get a screenshot evidence saved and on tomorrow evening just lock her outside and ask her to go meet her colleague bf...

Nobody go blame u. U get evidence. But be careful once she knows you have evidence.. she fit kpai u. Women are dangerous.

MuslimIgbo:
Make I japa so that all these poliTHIEFcian will continue to steal our common wealth
Mba nuuu!

We die here!
We continue to dey drag am. It's the survival of the fittest and NO PEACE FOR THE WICKED.


Not everyone is interested.


Me personally is not interested.

I'LL RATHER REMAIN A KING IN THIS ZOO THAN TO BE A STRAY DOG FOR THIS OYINBO WEREY PEOPLE.

I'LL NEVER SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS SOME OF MY ANCESTORS.
On top of that, the abroad society is too corrupt.
It's not a sane clime for marriage and to raise children....

EVERYTHING IS RIGGED AGAINST MEN!

Since wey you dey drag them , dem don cut pie for you? Can't u see dragging them makes one like a wailing dog who no body minds?