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And to those who crave long life so much even if they are so useless (even to the point of wearing diapers and sh!tting on themselves):

Che Guevera - Died aged 39
Jesus - Died aged 33
Steve Jobs - Died aged 54

Yet we feel the impact of their lives to mankind and continue to remember them. Babangida will die over 70 years and will not be remembered in the next generation.

eghost247:
[color=#000099][/color][size=13pt]this is someones father,uncle somebodys relative why all the hateful posts you may not like the man i dont either but that doesnt mean u should wish him death!!![/size]

Shut the fvck up f00l. The lives he destroyed also have family. Hitler was somebody's relative too. Mor0n.

The funny thing is how many northerners (and maybe even rich-from-dubious-means) southerners are fervently praying for this goat.

Is this Joagbaje character some kind of clown? Somebody please clarify before I waste my time.

olamufu:
Logica, I'm feeeling u, but these nitwits under Fireman's care can't understand all this. If they cant understand that a man wearing muscle tops with a dyed beard and wheels still spinning is sham, this donkey analogy go hard them. Thanks for that though. Nice

It sickens me that people can just lap up fraudulent analogies without applying a single neural connection. At best the donkey of Jesus' time is analogical in the present day to an UNRELIABLE motor-cycle that breaks down often; unreliable because that is the donkey's nature. Though physically strong it is very stubborn and difficult to train and command. There is a reason stubborn/foolish/disagreeable people are referred to as a$$/donkey.

Fhemmmy:
But how many of them will brag about it to even their husband the way the men will tell the wife "if you dont sit up, I will marry another woman"?

You are still old school. That sounds like something a village man would say. Definitely not a new generation Nigerian male (except of course those indoctrinated in the manners of the 1950s/1960s man). But you will find low-life b!tches of this generation who will in a fit of anger reveal to the husband that he is not the father of the children he thinks he has. It does happen.

Fhemmmy:
Yes, they are careful, and thus my saying they are not as lousy, they dont brag about it and just chop and clean mouth, unlike the men that see cheating as a medal and boast about it to friends . . .but the women will do it and even pretends they never did, some after some kids will even say they are virgins

You are old school. Many women of this generation (yes Nigerian women) discuss men they fvcked just like many men discuss women they fvcked. You'll be surprised what they discuss at saloons as they make their hair or shop at boutiques (exactly as you see in "Desperate Housewives" or any of the other silly serials). You talk about how tight the pvssy was, they talk about how big the manliness was.

Richvkunt:
Men will cheat ANYWHERE once they get the chance,its in our genes.
I don't expect a woman to understand because it is a MAN thing.
So home or diaspora,a man gonna cheat because hes got to cheat, simples!

Hilarious. You are probably the type that your woman will be cheating and you will have no clue. Women cheat as much as men do, maybe even more. It's not a "man thing". I have nothing to say on the actual topic because the comparison makes no sense.

When you think of the fact that Gowon became the Head-of-State of Nigeria in 1966 at the age of 29 and he didn't even know the meaning of the word "federation" (yes, I read an article about the meeting they had after the 2nd coup of 1966 - also called the counter-coup of 1966 - and one of the participants talked about making Nigeria a federation and Gowon asked him what it meant); then you will know most people on this site can "run" Nigeria as its leader. Though I will suspect "run-down" is the more appropriate word.

lagerwhenindoubt:
A Horse was a Benz GL 450 Jeep and a Donkey was a Hummer Jeep - go Figure 

I have heard parrots repeat this same dubious analogy when the topic of Jet-airplane-owning pastors came up. The analogy was made up by your pastors right? I have heard that the donkey is very expensive and Jesus rode on one, which was like Jesus riding a private Jet-airplane. The con artists always deceive m0rons who can't use a bit of logic.

Now answer me this, if Joseph was a poor carpenter and Mary rode on a donkey on the journey before the birth of Jesus how would he have been able to afford it if it was analogically as expensive as a Hummer? Picture Mufu your neighborhood carpenter driving a Hummer as he finds a hospital for his wife to deliver.

The truth is the donkey was very cheap and it was for poor people (even cheaper analogically than any car you can think of in this age). That was why Jesus got one easily and free on his ride into Jerusalem.

nsidear:
Even the bible says that at the mention of that name, every knee shall bow.

She better start shouting "Jesus" again. Let's see how many knees bow and tongues confess so that she can get her license back.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=797360.msg9506552#msg9506552 date=1320768923]
Smh, are you done with your preaching? Anyway, I have nothing to fear.[/quote]You have been warned. You better watch your back. God is very angry these days. You are "inked" meaning tattooed right? If you don't want funny tattoos like the guy in the movie "Beastly" mysteriously appearing on you, you better beg God.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=797360.msg9506233#msg9506233 date=1320766345]Oh please! I have a nun in my family and I wouldn't hesistate to curse her out if she ever decided to talk out the side of her neck to me! This God of yours, it is the same God who watches as innocent people die and guily people roam the Earth as though they haven't the slightest care in the world?[/quote]They must have offended God. I watched a documentary on CNN today on how Africans trying to cross into Israel thru Egypt die like chickens. Their obvious offense is trying to get into Israel (God's land) to corrupt God's people. They never received permission from God. So they die. Many had their organs harvested. You better be careful lest God gets angry with you and your organs get harvested. Fear God!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=797360.msg9503635#msg9503635 date=1320722052]
Even if they did that doesn't mean your child should die--that's like saying if I insult or shove a nun then my child falls sick it is because of what happened [/quote]Ha see this one. It's that serious o. Don't u know our God is a God of vengeance? Check how many cities he wiped out in the Bible alone. You better be careful.

ibedun:
A good friend of my mum and sadly my naighbour recently lost their sons at the prime of their youthful lives and they are the deepest and loyal xtians in have ever come accross in my life.

They must have insulted an MOG (man-of-God).

[quote author=Da_b¤§§. link=topic=125097.msg9499757#msg9499757 date=1320680541]na when ios begin get virus?[/quote]If not virus, then worm:

http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2009/11/08/iphone-worm-discovered-wallpaper-rick-astley-photo/

http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9141354/New_iPhone_worm_steals_online_banking_codes_builds_botnet

http://mashable.com/2009/11/23/iphone-worm-malicious/

http://www.pcworld.com/businesscenter/article/182893/how_to_deworm_your_iphone.html

Jailbroken iPhones (and with installed SSH - OpenSSH) are susceptible because the owners leave the default password as "alpine" which the whole world knows.

[quote author=Da_b¤§§. link=topic=125097.msg9499757#msg9499757 date=1320680541]na when ios begin get virus?[/quote]If not virus, then worm:

http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2009/11/08/iphone-worm-discovered-wallpaper-rick-astley-photo/

Jailbroken iPhones are susceptible because the owners leave the default password as "alpine" which the whole world knows.

aginamuk:
If this post was not intended to be a joke, then the problem in Nigeria is much bigger than I thought.

ROTFL

anchor. . . anchorage. . .get it?

isleman:
Men are not gifted talkers.

You mean, generally men are not given to idle talk or talk that yields no profit or serves no purpose.

DOGI DOPE:
its their business paddle your own canoe,moreover na people you go watch for airport?

Best response so far.

LOL. Typical Nigerian Christian. They will join hands and pray over you as you suffocate instead of calling 911.

Why should they be the ones to proffer solutions? Isn't that the work of the government? It's always funny when I see incapable people happy to fill positions and then be expecting the public who are not being paid a dime to assist them. If you are not capable, you have no business with the government (or any position of authority for that matter).

Tunmi:
pepper spray na my next option.

Do you really think pepper spray will work on people whose eyes are used to the toxic fumes emanating from cars in Lagos?

ItsModella:
Out of the blue, two armed guys walked up to my dad and said, "Oga, open the door or this bullet go jam your head" and my dad got angry and said, "Common, will you get out of my sight" and pushed the guy out and quickly raised up his glass (window).

Very dangerous. I like his guts though. I am glad he got away with it. Personally I will like nothing more than to be able to defend myself appropriately with my own piece if any fool comes to reap where he did not sow (death is the thing they are worthy of sowing).

[quote author=Beaf! link=topic=797082.msg9486839#msg9486839 date=1320498903]my thoughts exactly
these nollywood guys always die in motor accidents.[/quote]Could it have something to do with the fact that they do a lot of inter-city/inter-state road travel eh?

ObamaUS:
I was robbed of N700k this year.It happened on akowonjo rd,when i went to get some money in a bank.

The guy even shot at me from close range but thank God i was not hit.

In case you haven't learnt from this, I will advise you to ensure that any transactions you do in the excess of 100k (even 50k sef) is done electronically. This even has the extra advantage of documentation unlike a cash payment. Just do a transfer to the person's account and if the person insists on cash, push the risk on him by having him follow you to the bank to pick up the cash.

zalak45:
My babe even breakup with me cus of that incident, long story my peeps, cus when i come reach lagos, come ask my babe make she raise me some change, she say okay, on getting to 1st bank building at lagos mainland, she gave me some change b4 she climb bike, only for me to find out in the evening that the bike man said to her: nawa ooo, so now na woman dey give man money :, trust our naija babes, dem no like stress 1 bit na so we take share garri

You are lucky; the incident did some good. You don't need a dumb woman who finds the opinion of a monkey on an okada important.

Come to think of it; we may just be taking our "leaders" too seriously. If everyone of us can clearly see this is a bad idea (especially considering the embarrassment of alternative energy sources we have) we should know that the real idea is just to create another white elephant sink basin for enough skimming of raw cash. No nuclear power plant will ever go online. It's all a ruse to maintain the status quo. The Diesel Mafia will be very much intact.

boneruns:
This can't stop the runs gals from prostituting. They will be playing away runs, no more home base.

Runs gals are in "higher" institutions. Brothels are quite different; it's like a "higher" institution dorm without lecturers and classes.