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I have d traffic and i have a large follower base of "web designers". Fortunately, i am not into web hosting and i get the question of "which webhost should i use" all the time.

Whats d deal? Putting ur link/ad on my site alone guarantees traffic for you talk less of personal reference on blog, social sites or word of mouth.

Holla me.

:-x

<?php
if(empty($omnipotens['OOP_SKILLS'])  && $Omni -> backupDataSize == 0):

   echo 'Hurray! One down, 3 to go';

   $query = "Update NL_Troublemakers SET agent ='oyibo wives', task='Format brain alongside backup partition'
   WHERE  username ='dhtml' OR username = 'dual core' OR username = 'donpuzo' ";

   //loop for all eternity
   for ($i=0; $i<=1000000000000000000000000000000; $i++){
       mysql_query($query);
       $i--;
   }
else:
   echo 'Omni still got backup! Why?';
endif;
?>

I wonder why people block sites when there uncountable web proxies like http://youtubeproxy.org/  that can still help u access the blocked sites.

@Slyr0x
Please leave them in peace. Have mercy and abandon d mission!

Vex ke?

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http://www.foribb2011.com/includes/session.inc
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http://foribb2011.com/images/
http://foribb2011.com/sites/
http://foribb2011.com/misc/
http://foribb2011.com/sites/default/

Haba webmasters! Who did this site? After all our embezzled oil money?

http://www.foribb2011.com/includes/bootstrap.inc
http://www.foribb2011.com/includes/session.inc
http://www.foribb2011.com/includes/file.inc
http://www.foribb2011.com/includes/database.pgsql.inc

http://foribb2011.com/modules/
http://foribb2011.com/images/
http://foribb2011.com/sites/
http://foribb2011.com/misc/
http://foribb2011.com/sites/default/

Wanna see those links?

Pls dont click here: http://www.foribb2011.com/includes/

^^^Abeg no start that one here. If he has chosen not to read or research on his field of practice, that cannot be blamed on being self taught. Afterall, i'm self taught too.

It is possible for some peeps to isolate coding from their other daily activities and say they code for 6 hours. I understand that employees may have to code as an obligation to their employers thereby limiting their coding time to their office hours.

Coding is my hubby with or without money, i code for hours. I sleep with my laptop under my pillow (my tablet even fell from under my pillow and got damaged.).
I am hardly without a project but even when i don't have jaw breaking deadlines, i code open-source, i develop re-usable classes and i mentor other programmers.

Wen i have a mail, i stop coding, attend to the mail and go back to coding. I have to stop coding to receive my phone call. I stop coding to eat. The only time i don't code are the hours i dedicate to my wife daily and the hours i spend driving, sleeping and a few other extra times like writing proposals, e.t.c.

Call me whatever u like, tell me i'm not a good programmer that's y i code so much, but whatever u say, I am a coder and i have built my company around my hubby. I have also built a reputation and a portfolio around my hubby so na u sabi.

Maybe u guys are coding static websites or just coding login forms or u probably have very few jobs at hand.

I spend about 12-18hrs coding daily except on sundays where i spend about 6 hrs. Coding is my main business and i dont joke with my business at all.

I do enterprise applications from scratch with or without framework, it still requires time.

I'm coding an sms reseller component for joomla that will turn joomla into an sms reseller website and i cant think of any short cut than to code everything.
Even in dot.net, when u reach levels where you need to code two way sms servers or some mobile phone applications for enterprise, u will learn to code all day.

If you need an I.T Placement in a software company that is consistently developing desktop, mobile and web solutions for companies, government, individuals and the open source community, please mail me immediately:

info [at] lekeojikutu [dot] com

You will get a very very good pay alongside priceless programming experience. You may even be retained on full-time or contract basis.

Youth corpers are also welcome.

imho, U r already screwed like a meat grinder in a ship's propeller but u still don't see it yet. I advice that u refer this babe to Dual Core. He can code on a single core and use his second core to call and chat with the babe.

Isreal is a big joke. We are the second fastest growing economy in the world right now and they think we can't call their bluff? Abeg make them go sidon. Other countries are are ctreating paths to Nigeria and isreal is cracking a boring joke. Who do they think they are? China or US or even India?

Donpuzo:
hahahaha. From and due to the thread title, you may be banned ohhh

Rather than ban me, i suggest the spam rules be relaxed a little bit. The thing just swallows up clean messages the way politicians swallow Naira. Anyway, i'll relax the topic a little.

@Donpuzo
Image is nothing man.

Now i can repost my messages without fear of spam bots.
How? What are screen capture apps for?
I'll just post them as images. 
until i figure out a better way to beat this bot thingy, its jpeg all the way!

bug24:
@DC, from what i overstand about redirections, The danger lyes in the fact that it doesn't help when it comes to SEO.
True dat?

I believe it depends on the type of redirect. U shd be safe with php header redirect as used by DC but javascript redirect and html(meta) redirect may have issues with SEO

just had to add this as an image when the spam bot kept swallowing it.

can we have something like this again in Lagos? Cost of flying to and from Abuja plus cost of hotel no go let me come.

I can do it for u or better still, you can follow dhtml's advice on coding it manually but don't use direct php because i know a way of viewing codes added to joomla through direct php and this means i can see your codes and probably generate your pin codes from my house. I can even see your mysql connection parameters if u use direct php and you really cant say how many people know how to do this because i think i posted it on one forum once ^{my apologies.}

You can use my Jincluder module to include the manually coded script into joomla. Its more secure^{(or so i believe)}.

You can get the module on my site. You can also contact me via my site if u want me to code it for you.

^^^Some people/companies cannot find good developers/designers to work on their sites. Afterall, every website is an opportunity for the designer/developer to showcase his ability, why should he/she accept a contract and not give it his/her best shot?

Does anybody know how to accomplish these with say Jquery

If you already know how to use jquery, why not follow the link below?

http://www.google.com.ng/search?q=build+gallery+with+jquery&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

^{Ever heard of google?}

Send me a personal email with your request. Will forward practical ebooks 2 u if u stilll need them.
info [at] lekeojikutu [dot] com

Codeigniter, cakephp, zend, Yii, Symfony e.t.c This is gonna be another generation of framework arguments.
I'm outta here before i get slaughtered for preferring one framework to another.