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Sports / Re: Carlos Tevez Marries Venesa Mansilla (Photos) by lokito: 10:33am On Dec 23, 2016
His Childhood
Not her Childhood...

Na Buhari cause this one too?

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Sports / Re: The Afghan Boy Wearing Lionel Messi's Jersey Made Of Nylon Finally Meets Messi by lokito: 7:53am On Dec 15, 2016
x12345678x:

U Na ph boy abi

Yes o
Sports / Re: The Afghan Boy Wearing Lionel Messi's Jersey Made Of Nylon Finally Meets Messi by lokito: 10:44am On Dec 14, 2016
who come use Jersey sew itibor for the small boy biko?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Westbrom (1 - 0) On 11th December 2016 by lokito: 2:32pm On Dec 11, 2016
West Brom playing like small girls


Goal....
Costa
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Westbrom (1 - 0) On 11th December 2016 by lokito: 1:36pm On Dec 11, 2016
I'm here Live. Blue blood running in my thick vains
Celebrities / Re: D’banj Lawyers Fail To Clear His Name From N100 Million Debt Mess by lokito: 10:13pm On Dec 10, 2016
Na double wahala for deadie body And the owner of deadie body
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Gets First-ever Grammy Nomination As Beyonce, Drake Lead (full List) by lokito: 2:32pm On Dec 07, 2016
Wait o. Are these people tryna fool the hell outta me ni? I didn't see Wizkid in the video neither did I hear his voice. wtf
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Moan During Love Making? by lokito: 11:52am On Dec 06, 2016
9jamentors:
I have been wanting to know why Ladies Moan during Love mAKING? Do you have any ideas what is the cause of such reaction.
question
Romance / Re: Several Signs To Know If She Had S*x With Different Men by lokito: 12:36pm On Dec 02, 2016
The attached pix sef wan make me lick my phone
Celebrities / Re: Haha, What's He Thinking About Lol (photo) by lokito: 11:03am On Dec 02, 2016
The guy resemble Bouncer for Ants

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Romance / Re: I Am Sleeping With My Blood Sister Out Of No Choice- I Need Help! by lokito: 11:02am On Dec 02, 2016
So the consanguineous entities need US to interfere with their incestuous act? No way
Even the writer of this fabricated story is psychedelic and needs a sanatorium silly
Romance / Re: Military Officer Kneeling Down To Propose To His Girlfriend by lokito: 11:00am On Nov 29, 2016
She berra say NO.
Those guys are Casanovas and the worst is, chances of being the only wife is slim.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: In Three Days Of Voting, Clinton And Trump Play Their All To Convince Undecided by lokito: 2:48pm On Nov 05, 2016
If trump wins, I'll put my Iphone 7plus inside my new Range Rover Super Sport 2016 and burn them all...
Politics / Re: Buhari Should Forget About $29.9bn Loan & Go After Looted Funds – Femi Falana by lokito: 6:36am On Nov 05, 2016
@Falana, No matter how loud you shout, that partially deaf-ENT man will not hear well.

Buhari is the only problem Nigerians have today and I feel embarrassed and harassed been in a country where an outdated man rules.

#shikena#

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Celebrities / Re: I Achieved My Dreams Without A University Degree - Africa's Richest Woman Alakij by lokito: 10:39am On Nov 04, 2016
In Nigeria, university education is seemingly a waste. Ten years now I am yet to use my credentials. Don't even know where they are but I thank God I'm financially good to go as an Entrepreneur

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Politics / Re: Amaechi Urge National Assembly To Pass Transport Commission Bill by lokito: 7:36am On Nov 01, 2016
Mscheew, these leaders of the thrashy APC rookies.

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Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Okeke To Receive Divas Award Despite Her Video Scandal by lokito: 3:03pm On Oct 30, 2016
After ruining her life, the same people want to...compensate?
A good name is better than a million awards.

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Romance / Re: My Experience With A Sex Addicted Russian On Instagram by lokito: 11:04am On Oct 21, 2016
nerdfrost:

my iPhone 7plus is showing it clearly

Oh ok. Maybe it's cos I was using the iPhone 7 inside my Range Rover Super Sport 2016. I'll try it in my G-wag immediately

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Romance / Re: My Experience With A Sex Addicted Russian On Instagram by lokito: 6:16pm On Oct 20, 2016
Are the Pictures transparent ni? I cant see anything from my London office here. Abi is it b/c I am using Iphone 7?

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Blasted By Buddhists Over This Photo by lokito: 6:00pm On Oct 20, 2016
Dem get luck say this statue no dey Oshodi. Awon Babalaye go piss taya inside Lord Budha mouth.

Meanwhile shey Ronaldo career no go end be dat o. Wahala

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Romance / Re: Does Hitting Your Lady Hard Reset Her From Her Bad Attitude? by lokito: 7:33pm On Oct 16, 2016
All I have to say is, don't ever EVER do it again. It's not good.
Politics / Re: NJC Condemns DSS Arrest Of Judges, Says It’s A Plot To Silence The Judiciary by lokito: 7:25am On Oct 14, 2016
Those arrested Judges reportedly compromised their integrity. NJC should be aware that once bribery and corruption eats deep into our Judiciary arm, then even a market woman in the street is in trouble. Oppression shall be the order of the day. Any rich person would win cases.
Please allow DSS do their work

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Romance / Re: 3 Signs Your Darling Bf Is A Player.... by lokito: 11:57am On Oct 11, 2016
Lies
Politics / Re: APC Slams Gov. Wike For Squandermania, Misrule by lokito: 7:45am On Sep 20, 2016
Amnesty and you didn't retrieve their guns and arms. What a balderdash

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Politics / Re: Recession:okorocha Splashes N1.2billion On Imo Pensioners by lokito: 7:38am On Sep 20, 2016
These are the kind of news that we want to hear. Not Buhari's fallacy of Tu quoque.
Romance / They Want To Turn Me To An Automatic Inlaw Without Bride Price by lokito: 12:57pm On Sep 15, 2016
One evening I was at my usual hangout around Rumuigbo area, PH and I saw this cute serving girl crying. Fine girl, babe watagwan

Her mother is hospitalized and all that, they need 80k to carry out an operation and she doesn't know where to get that onerous amounta money.

Where's your mom? Villa, Mbano
I walked towards my car, brought out my cheque book and wrote her a cheque of 85k. Handed it to her and said "use the 5k for your logistics" Her joy knew no bounds. I also gave her my card.

The girl never called to give me any hint. I was almost tempted to create a thread here and bash the living daylight out of her. Hitherto, two weeks upfront that's three days ago she called. She misplaced the card, she blah blah... Oya leave story of Mathias - what of yo mama?

The operation was successful and her parents would like to see me, to thank me face to face.
She even came to my place and did a thorough cleaning a'home for me this Sallah hols. She insisted ooo. The house has never been as clean as that since I moved in Five months ago.

Pulled a call through and I spoke with her parents and they started calling me "Ogor" meaning inlaw.
"Chineke ga goziri anyi nwoko ke"

Her father was like "Ada Biko give my Ogor phone lemme talk with him" Ogbeni who be your Ogor. Ko ya stop eh ojare??
And the girl in question is beginning to think that we are automatically dating.

I need to politely cut the ties before this fantasy grows and take root in the minds of she and her folks. Na just normal assistance I render o.
People like C Ronaldo, Ozil dey give One Million Pounds etc. nobody give dem wife o. Lol. 80k kpere won fe fi 'thank you' bah aye mi jeh.

Polite ideas pals?
Politics / Re: Photo: When You Return To Nigeria Six Years After by lokito: 6:16am On Sep 09, 2016
So the OP wrote all these many many explanation because of this pix

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Romance / Re: Enormous Fluids Are Cuming Out Of My Pvssy by lokito: 11:15am On Sep 06, 2016
MzErica:
keep ur sorry to your self

You gutter rat

Hmmm...
Romance / Re: Enormous Fluids Are Cuming Out Of My Pvssy by lokito: 9:04am On Sep 06, 2016
MzErica:

Fool why are u quoting me


No vex
Romance / Re: Enormous Fluids Are Cuming Out Of My Pvssy by lokito: 8:56am On Sep 06, 2016
MzErica:


Fool not tunji ”t-billz” the cocaine addict, I guess u are into cocaine your self

Rubbish

Lol. You get hot temper shaaaa
Romance / Re: Enormous Fluids Are Cuming Out Of My Pvssy by lokito: 7:21pm On Sep 05, 2016
Tunji musta been that big bad wolf that almost ruined Tiwa Savage tho

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Romance / Re: Meet The Twins Who Share Everything Including A Boyfriend!!! by lokito: 10:46am On Aug 20, 2016
Lucky guy. Only him owns those four...#mouth sealed#

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