I just made the longest hiss of my life

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

Dilidee:
So instead of 'wake keep' what should b used.

Use Christian wake

A consanguineous family built with an incestuous pillar. Mscheeew

River Nile oriented write-up

Go and buy camp gas #shikena#

Oooooh. Open well lemme see

Dat guy go beat 'kpan' commot from C-Ronaldo brain

Whenever I see pretty unmarried girls like this I just logically deduce that, marriage is not by muscle o.

Kanipe little fracas like bomb explosion happen there now, how she go take run? Dat kor-shoe tho

Make we talk another thing o'jere.

This night was mad. Was Driving at 200km/h. My breath stenched badly - Alcohol. Mopol man waving me to stop. Brake couldn't hold on time so I knocked him down. Mopol man got up, smiled and hugged me 'cos he saw CHELSEA FC sticker on the ride. Blueessssss for life!!!

bolajioginni:
It's when I pick up my phone that the stupid video man will put me on the projector screen! Where were you when I was crying during worship

. Stupid how did u type it without Seun's autocorrect?

Really? So now your friend will be wearing pampers henceforth?
Hmmm. This life eh, gist me more. I always feel entertained if a liar lies when I know the truth.

Mscheeew!!! I don find breast sotey I click link my MB finish. Rush go buy MTN 750 subscribe fast fast only to open link see blom-blo

Ridiculous

A bird on the head is worth two in the tree

Hmmm. See Car wash graduate

Who is the photographee?

This two people don smoke NEPA pole. Like two-two

The risk and dexterity of Photographers. Ladies you see what your guys can do to bring home the money You've gotta agree that men are meant to be adored.

But who is even snapping the photographers sef. Lol

OP you got Electrocuted And you're here creating a thread? Do u even know the meaning of being electrocuted?

Omg!!! So many ghosts on Nairaland o.

mamagee3:
Hi all, last night I dreamt about Gareth Bale and Usher dying?

What should I do about this?

Drink any 40/480 drug you see. You were surrounded by so many mosquitoes last night.

Well as long as people are still suffering in this country na Buhari cause this one. Shikena

Op must be silly for linking pictures of Omoku - ONELGA boys to the Bayelsa killing. Nonsense!!!

The truth be say UK economy has dwindled badly so na run Cameron dey run so o

Okikiki:


The uninformed can never understand you.

How many of the haters read widely?

They won't my brother

thagift:
I just want to know because somebody stole an article on naij..com instead of u guys to penalize her, you guys are hiding every thread concerning her with no good reason.
or if you guys are supporting her then what's the need for contesting?
I need to know seun.

There's a very thin line between research and plagiarism. That's probably not plagiarism. Could be research in motion. Op, for instance if you're writing a textbook on Boyle's law and you state the one in Ababio have you plagiarised? No.
Also, it's your word against hers and I can put it to you that ivyy is the original author of that article on Naij.com. Yes, she could be a columnist there. If you present any Naij.com writer as the owner of those words I will also put it to you that he/she plagiarised ivyy.

N/B: Those words have no legal copyright restriction or an ISBN/ ISSN auspices. So you don't have a case. The only thing I need from y'all - respect an intelligent damsel whenever you meet one #shikena#

So sorry. Even in Port Harcourt, so many one-chance syndicate. All of them eh, the THUNDER wey go strike dem will come like Doctor's prescription - one in the morning; one in the afternoon and one in the night.

This step should be treated as a good economic panacea. The Nigerian economy has really crumbled to a near-zilch phenomenon. However, I do not understand Nigerians ooo.
No money! No money!! But ATM queues dey long pass third mainland bridge. Are they withdrawing Buhari's life

Stoical:

I am not suffering anything

Lol. You're such a risible fellow