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Politics › Re: Okorocha Rejects Appointment Given To His Daughter, Uju Rochas Anwuka By FG by lokito: 9:18am On May 26, 2017
jumobi1:
I'm sure the governor can't do anything about the kidnapping and cultists and other worthless lives should be given appointment there.
My brother, no life is worthless. For the past two years over 2000 people died in that small town. No human should accept any appointment there until the Federal Government rehabilitates that town. The death of every human diminishes me because I am involved in mankind.
Politics › Re: Why Nigeria Must Remain As One – Osinbajo by lokito: 6:08am On May 26, 2017
@Osinbajo,
The problem be say. You and your boss just make us weak like dodo

Politics › Re: Okorocha Rejects Appointment Given To His Daughter, Uju Rochas Anwuka By FG by lokito: 5:59am On May 26, 2017
A wise decision by Rochas. Presently, Omoku village is a hometown for kidnappers and cultists. People living/working there does that at their own peril. Personally God knows an ordinary man like me would reject any offer coming from that infested town.
Politics › Re: Is Chris Ngige Blind? See These Photos Of The Minister At Dino's Book Launch by lokito: 8:27am On May 16, 2017
Patience Jonathan Book Launcher?
Already the book don dey get English wahala
Romance › Re: Having Sex With A Widow, Is It A Sin? Nairalanders Your Advice Please by lokito: 8:41pm On May 10, 2017
BLACKCHARGER:
YES... If not you wouldn't have been born tongue
Gbeborun
Romance › Re: Having Sex With A Widow, Is It A Sin? Nairalanders Your Advice Please by lokito: 4:39pm On May 09, 2017
mscheew. Must people fkuchuh
Education › Re: Father Emmanuel Edeh Celebrates His 70th Birthday (Photos) by lokito: 10:12pm On May 07, 2017
tonytony208:
I thought it's a secondary school
Oh ok. Father Ede is the owner of Madonna University
Education › Re: Father Emmanuel Edeh Celebrates His 70th Birthday (Photos) by lokito: 9:44pm On May 07, 2017
tonytony208:
That's normal now. So, flogging students is wrong?
University students? You sound abnormal
Education › Re: Father Emmanuel Edeh Celebrates His 70th Birthday (Photos) by lokito: 1:20pm On May 07, 2017
CplusJason:
70years and he bluntly refuse to give a drop of his sperm.
You just typed a DUMB post with a SMART phone
Education › Re: Father Emmanuel Edeh Celebrates His 70th Birthday (Photos) by lokito: 1:08pm On May 07, 2017
Father wey dey flog students
Romance › Re: My girlfriend and her HIV result palava by lokito: 10:59pm On May 05, 2017
That test reminds me of an adage
"Monkey dey sleep baboon dey wake am"
Wetin e dey find? Palava oooo
Career › Re: Pauline Ochanya: Pretty Female Firefighter Who Has Won Hearts Of Online Users by lokito: 12:20pm On May 02, 2017
campbelljosh:
How many fire she don fight make we hear
That girl, fear no go let am near Ciga smoke sef
Celebrities › Re: Davido And Tekno Have Allegedly Been Sleeping With The Same Girl [PICS] by lokito: 12:02pm On May 02, 2017
why wont they share her. Bros If you see that girl's ass on Instagram, you'll lick your phone screen
Romance › Re: Ladies Will You Do This To Your Ex? by lokito: 2:37pm On Apr 27, 2017
Fmartin:
your ex mistakenly credited your account with 100k, will you return it? cheesy
I'll spend the money on my NEXT.
return kini? Oloriburuku EX
Celebrities › Re: Adaora Ukoh Celebrates Her Birthday With Cleavage-Baring Photos by lokito: 9:46am On Apr 27, 2017
forreelinc:
grin hahaha she looks like rasputia from norbit
LOL!!! Weeeench
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze 'Marks' The English Of His Female Follower After She Blasted Him by lokito: 10:17pm On Apr 26, 2017
Daddy freeze is also not perfect

Grammatical equivalence!!!
Car Talk › Re: Why Does My Car Engine Oil Dry Up Without Physical Leakage by lokito: 7:33am On Apr 18, 2017
Your piston rings are weak and needs replacement.
Also confirm that your plugs soak oil too
Celebrities › Re: Kiki Osinbajo Or Mo Cheddah, Who Rocked This Pink Dress Better? by lokito: 2:39pm On Apr 12, 2017
People are looking at figure 8. forget the dress first.
Second pix nailed it
Music/Radio › Re: List Three Of Your Most Played Music by lokito: 6:40am On Apr 07, 2017
Something inside by Jonathan Meyers Rhys
Elastic heart by sia
Send my love by Adele
Romance › Re: I Pranked My Girlfriend With HIV On April Fools Day by lokito: 7:15am On Apr 04, 2017
Your babe is a sweet girl I love her reactions. Keep her safe pls
Romance › Re: . by lokito: 1:47pm On Mar 25, 2017
Stupid question. I'll choose my Ex cos I loved and still love her. Unfortunately she's getting married this month.

I dedicate this song to her:

"Send my love to your new lover" by Adele
Romance › Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by lokito: 3:18am On Mar 25, 2017
ladyF:
So if you can't toast her in all these places, where will she be toasted? angry

It's LadyF again. grin grin grin
In a bread-toasting machine

It's LOKITO again
Celebrities › Re: Clarion Chukwurah Directing Music Video In USA (Photos) by lokito: 12:06pm On Mar 22, 2017
carlkenny:
Dat dude resembles drake....Just saying!
2nd pic far right
You mean, resembles Drake's father?
Family › Re: Great Grandma Stuns In This Four Generations Photo by lokito: 8:37am On Mar 22, 2017
Daughter looks older than Mum and Grandma.
Child looks cute
Politics › Re: 'Buhari Is Responsible For Senate Rejection Of Magu As EFCC Boss': Saraki(pics) by lokito: 7:02am On Mar 18, 2017
These leaders of the effed-up APC rookie. SMH!!!
Politics › Re: How Governors, Senators, Others Stopped Magu- The Nation by lokito: 7:16am On Mar 16, 2017
Nigeria actually needs an EFCC boss that would one day probe even Mr. President not a Mr President-remote-controlled boss
Events › Re: Crying Mother Kisses Her Daughter On The Lips At Her Wedding Ceremony. Photos by lokito: 8:45pm On Mar 15, 2017
DickDastardly:
Incestous? shocked
And sanguineous
Celebrities › Re: "Daddy Come And Eat Your Food" - Freeze Reacts To Allegation From Ms Otabo by lokito: 8:33am On Mar 11, 2017
If you ever argue with an idiot. He/She will bring you down to his/her level and beat you mercilessly with experience.

@Pastor, ignore them!!!
Politics › Re: 5 Categories Of Nigerians That Will Be Sad Buhari Is Back by lokito: 7:57am On Mar 11, 2017
YES, they will be sad because our leader of the free world rookie is coming to cause more harm than good again if time is not taken. #BabaGoSlow#
TV/Movies › Re: TBoss Celebrates Her 33rd Birthday With BBNaija Housemates by lokito: 4:44pm On Mar 09, 2017
33 chahuh Owuashi!!!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by lokito: 8:18pm On Feb 26, 2017
HOH task. All of us go kill ourselves there tomorrow. No sékè
Celebrities › Re: Meet Dammy: The Endowed Naijaprincess Who Charges Guys $12 To Watch Her Twerk by lokito: 1:08pm On Feb 18, 2017
Introduce this one to your parents for marriage. Them go just shake their head say "YANSH NO GO KILL U"

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