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Romance / Re: Some Girls, Big-big Talks And So Much Love For Money by lokito: 2:45pm On May 04, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin Lol...as if u really have a secretary

Lol I'm not extending the Big-Big talks to Nairaland o. Na there e end
Romance / Some Girls, Big-big Talks And So Much Love For Money by lokito: 2:36pm On May 04, 2016
I saw myself sitting in the midst of three girls (corpers) and two guys in a fast food galleria. Initially we were having a healthy conversation at random. From politics (Buhari, Lai Mohammed, Saraki and co) to music (Tiwa Savage and the Cocaine man) to Football to even marriage.

Marriage: Next thing the girls said never will they think of dating/marrying a poor or jobless man. Never!!! Even if he's uglier than a baboon as long as the money is there. I and my niggas started feeling uncomfortable. The bluntness and the protracted emphasis on wealth could send cold shivers down the spine. I could sense that three of us started thinking about our bank accounts 'cos there was a little moment of silence. They kept muttering gibberish, calling names like Otedola', Ayiri, Ifeanyi Uba. Houses they have seen, swimming pools in their guys' house in Abuja etc. "They wan fall our hanz but God no dey sleep"

My phone rang, it was my secretary. I excused myself. She said one of our clients just brought N150k cash for some materials she supplied in the morning. "Better, bring the money to so so so place" then I planned something with her.

Thirty minutes later, the gold diggers were still giving us "big big talks". Secretary walks in, greets everybody and hands over N150k to me. Somehow I carefully swerve the money in front of the girls and then says to my Secretary "oh N150k is too small for me to groove Owerri this night na. Today is Ladies' night" My friends coding the prank says "No na chicken change"

Secretary: Sir, manage it, is it not just for a night. Look for a cheap hotel of like 50k.
My friends: (shouts) God forbid. A whole LOKITO? Go back and get his ATM card ojere.

Like magic these girls started talking to me like a Boss. No name wey dem no call me. Chair, boss, Oga etc. my friends come be like house boys. Hehehehe. Funny enough I made sure that Five Naira didn't go out from that N150k.

Na big-big talk we use end that day even their drinks they paid with their own money.
Sports / Re: Ubah Is The New Anambra FA Chairman, Photos From The Election by lokito: 11:31am On May 04, 2016
A man that enters into a football pitch to slap a goal keeper. SMH!!! Now that he's a Chairman, na to kill person naa

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Romance / Re: Your Womancrushwednesday by lokito: 8:32am On May 04, 2016
Mine is none other than

Ivyy

Omo toh Shan, Omo toh civilize!!!

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Romance / Re: Lmao! One Word For This Guy Please! by lokito: 8:27am On May 04, 2016
He looks like a f*cking worm with Afro
Romance / Re: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Stretch Marks. Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Them. by lokito: 8:26am On May 04, 2016
The writer of this article just dey de quarrel
Romance / Re: Pre-weddingPhotoshoot: Man Sitting On Woman's Feet (see) by lokito: 12:30pm On May 02, 2016
See another stup1d one

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Romance / Re: 40 Powerful Photos From Around The World That Will Break Your Heart by lokito: 10:27am On Apr 24, 2016
Smellymouth:

Wish you the same bro. I hope you went to church?
.

Sure na. In Catholic Church before you say "jack Robinson" we are done. No time
Romance / Re: 40 Powerful Photos From Around The World That Will Break Your Heart by lokito: 10:19am On Apr 24, 2016
Smellymouth:


grin cheesy morning sir!

Morning bros. Happy Sunday
Romance / Re: 40 Powerful Photos From Around The World That Will Break Your Heart by lokito: 10:15am On Apr 24, 2016
Smellymouth:




Patrick Obahiagbon, I greet you Sir!!

With your smellymouth na my phone do the error ojare
Romance / Re: 40 Powerful Photos From Around The World That Will Break Your Heart by lokito: 10:07am On Apr 24, 2016
These photos are lugubrious and lachrymose

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Romance / Re: A Heart Touching Story by lokito: 8:48am On Apr 24, 2016
Nice write up. Every lady deserves a one-woman man
Romance / Re: The Need For A Lubricant: A Must For Your Sex Actions. by lokito: 8:32am On Apr 24, 2016
Laaro kutukutu Sunday.
Every spirit of sex I bind you!!!
Romance / Re: Name Things You Need To Stop Doing by lokito: 11:55pm On Apr 23, 2016
NarnieSnyper:



Dude, this woman can turn a gay man straight, she can make u cum with just one glance.

She too fine and hot abeg, it aint my fault. As per the bullet, she's worth dying forsmiley

Lmao
Romance / Re: Name Things You Need To Stop Doing by lokito: 9:56am On Apr 23, 2016
NarnieSnyper:
Need to stop being arrogant to women. Dont get me wrong, i dont give fvck about u if u think u'r too pretty

Need to cut down my spec based opposite sex. No more tall, fair,pretty and endowed girls. I'd just go with the one with a good heart.

Need to stop thinking about my Neighbour's wife. Damn! That woman is fine and hot for africa.

You Berra do before your Neighbour stuff gun bullets into your asscrack. Lol
Romance / Name Things You Need To Stop Doing by lokito: 7:50am On Apr 23, 2016
I need stop loving coke-bottle shapes. Those girls dey wound me.
I need to stop eating junks and fizzy drinks.

Name yours
Romance / Re: The Only Three(3) Times It's Okay To Lie To The Woman You Love by lokito: 7:19am On Apr 23, 2016
Love gbakwaoku. Nigerian girls tell you say dem send Love ni. As long as a man has MONEY, even if he lies more than Pinocchio the LOVE will keep waxing.
Romance / Re: After Damaging His G-wagon Over False Allegation, Girl asks for comeback. by lokito: 8:27am On Apr 19, 2016
Iranu!!! To me, her grammatical blunders alone supersede the mistake she made
Politics / I Predicted That Buhari's China Deals Will Drop The US Dollars by lokito: 7:46am On Apr 18, 2016
The federal government’s plan to increase the availability of renminbi (Yuan) was already favouring the Naira against the dollar, the President, Association of Bureau De Change Operators of Nigeria, Mr Aminu Gwadabe has said.

Gwadabe said in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) weekend in Abuja that since the announcement, the naira had appreciated by N10 against the dollar.

NAN recalls that as a way to resuscitate the current currency slump in Nigeria, the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China Ltd and the Central Bank of Nigeria signed a deal on Yuan transactions.

The deal meant the Yuan will flow freely around Nigerian banks and will even be included in the country’s foreign exchange reserves.

Since 2014 when Yuan was recognised as a likely global reserve currency, Ghana, South Africa and Zimbabwe have integrated the currency into their financial markets.

Gwadabe said the dollar was now changing for N310 as against the former rate of N320 and predicted that once the policy is in force, the price of dollar will continue to fall.

“This new policy will help the informal payment sector. You know more than 50 per cent of foreign businesses in Nigeria is with China.

“Before now, Nigerians doing business in China have to change their money to dollar, then from dollar to Yuan. ”

“You can all testify to the number of made in China things in the country. So if small and large businesses can convert straight to Yuan, it’s better.

“Also we are hearing that the Yuan will not only be available in the Banks but in the BDC segment as well.

“It will mean more business for us because most African countries will come to Nigeria to source for Yuan and we are excited about this development and we welcome it,” he said.

He urged the CBN to monitor the development closely for effective implementation of the policy.

http://leadership.ng/news/519107/yuan-deal-forces-dollar-retreat

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Romance / Re: When You Meet Your Blind Date by lokito: 7:56pm On Apr 14, 2016
Hmm. na to jump gutter, position for one corner begin form like say you be Lasthma
Celebrities / Re: Obafemi Martins Pictured With Wizkid & Dammy Krane by lokito: 11:06pm On Jan 16, 2016
Wizkid look like he took that pix at gun point. Lol
Romance / Re: How A Nairalander Pranked His Ex Girlfriend With The Lyrics Of Adele's Song by lokito: 1:39pm On Nov 14, 2015
Lol. Ivyy ooooo
Politics / Imo State: Rochas Leads 100 People To Turkey - This Is Shameful IMO by lokito: 3:58am On Sep 12, 2015
Presently, in Imo State, Nigeria, the salaries of civil servants are yet to be paid. How do you relate to what Governor Rochas Okorocha is doing? I am from Imo State and I am asking, Who will call this man to order? Or do we just fold our hands and watch. 100 people paid for by the government on a three days industrialization trip to Turkey. Are there no industries in Onitsha, Aba, Ogun, Lagos that we can learn a thing or two from? If you must go to Turkey, isn't 100 persons too much for a state that owes so much in Salaries? Well I guess it's change!!!


http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/09/okorocha-leads-another-100-man-delegation-to-turkey/#.VfKYZf2vTZc.facebook

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Romance / Re: I Saw My Lagos Neighbour Last Night - Prostituting In Port Harcourt by lokito: 12:39pm On Sep 01, 2015
rheether:
I just hope the name aren't there real names if not you no try at all.

He said the names are fictional
Politics / Re: Photo: GEJ In Kenya For Vocation At Maasai Mara Games Reserve by lokito: 6:12am On Aug 17, 2015
Lol. Our former Poppycock President who almost bamboozled Nigeria to bankruptcy.

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Romance / Re: Advice To Men: never, Ever Beat Your Woman by lokito: 9:20am On Aug 16, 2015
jrerico1:
I hate nagging ladies, I better move from their sight before I break someone teeth

What about ladies that can be under yo roof and keep malice for over a week?
Romance / How Your Enemies Cry When They Hear About Your Success by lokito: 1:49pm On Aug 13, 2015
I choose number 3. LOL!!!

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Romance / Re: Diana’s Confession: Entangled In A Concupiscence/lustful Drive With My Cousin by lokito: 8:36pm On Aug 05, 2015
kathykathy:
over sabi!

Under sabi
Romance / Re: Ladies STOP Selecting Men, Based On Where They Work. by lokito: 8:06am On Jul 15, 2015
Sunny360:
Courtesy demands that one handles 'toasters' with maturity...because one can never tell. This lady goofed big time!
Please I have a question: why do [some] ladies wear bracelets?

Some lesbians use it as a sign to know themselves; some witchcraft; some fashion
Romance / Re: Ladies STOP Selecting Men, Based On Where They Work. by lokito: 8:04am On Jul 15, 2015
ashmanpolo:
Some Corpers around my area passed out like two weeks back so I was at one of my Favourite Pool side, chilling out that day. I started conversing with one of the Corpers. The first thing she asked me was, "where do you work?" see Jamb question.

Firstly, I wasn't even thinking of wooing this bae cos she got a bracelet on her left leg and that's a huge turn-off for me.

I told her I was an applicant, still job-hunting. Next thing this girl started advising me to focus on my job-hunting and stop toasting girls. That she's not in for jobless guys like me for now. I just taya.
Okay I told her to give me her number to at least get more counselling, "for where?" The girl messed me up 'jakajaka'

This morning, I saw her in front of our company gate, a popular Oil and Gas firm. She was holding a CV and she was so wowed. She was like "what are you doing here?" I work here
"Jesus, for how long now?" Seven years.
"But...."
I didn't allow her continue the questions as a driver came in front of me and I entered the Toyota Hilux. She ran up to me and I think I heard:
"Please give me your number"


*tha signature tho*

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Family / Re: Pregnant Women by lokito: 3:59pm On Jul 14, 2015
Lick calabash. Ibo people call it 'Nzu'

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Romance / Re: Guys Can You Marry A Girl That Is Still In Year 2, Studying Medicine & Surgery? by lokito: 3:47pm On Jul 14, 2015
ashmanpolo:


You're indirectly saying I should get married in Four years time tho.

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