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If trump wins, I'll put my Iphone 7plus inside my new Range Rover Super Sport 2016 and burn them all...

@Falana, No matter how loud you shout, that partially deaf-ENT man will not hear well.

Buhari is the only problem Nigerians have today and I feel embarrassed and harassed been in a country where an outdated man rules.

#shikena#

In Nigeria, university education is seemingly a waste. Ten years now I am yet to use my credentials. Don't even know where they are but I thank God I'm financially good to go as an Entrepreneur

Mscheew, these leaders of the thrashy APC rookies.

After ruining her life, the same people want to...compensate?
A good name is better than a million awards.

nerdfrost:
my iPhone 7plus is showing it clearly

Oh ok. Maybe it's cos I was using the iPhone 7 inside my Range Rover Super Sport 2016. I'll try it in my G-wag immediately

Are the Pictures transparent ni? I cant see anything from my London office here. Abi is it b/c I am using Iphone 7?

Dem get luck say this statue no dey Oshodi. Awon Babalaye go piss taya inside Lord Budha mouth.

Meanwhile shey Ronaldo career no go end be dat o. Wahala

All I have to say is, don't ever EVER do it again. It's not good.

Those arrested Judges reportedly compromised their integrity. NJC should be aware that once bribery and corruption eats deep into our Judiciary arm, then even a market woman in the street is in trouble. Oppression shall be the order of the day. Any rich person would win cases.
Please allow DSS do their work

Lies

Amnesty and you didn't retrieve their guns and arms. What a balderdash

These are the kind of news that we want to hear. Not Buhari's fallacy of Tu quoque.

One evening I was at my usual hangout around Rumuigbo area, PH and I saw this cute serving girl crying. Fine girl, babe watagwan

Her mother is hospitalized and all that, they need 80k to carry out an operation and she doesn't know where to get that onerous amounta money.

Where's your mom? Villa, Mbano
I walked towards my car, brought out my cheque book and wrote her a cheque of 85k. Handed it to her and said "use the 5k for your logistics" Her joy knew no bounds. I also gave her my card.

The girl never called to give me any hint. I was almost tempted to create a thread here and bash the living daylight out of her. Hitherto, two weeks upfront that's three days ago she called. She misplaced the card, she blah blah... Oya leave story of Mathias - what of yo mama?

The operation was successful and her parents would like to see me, to thank me face to face.
She even came to my place and did a thorough cleaning a'home for me this Sallah hols. She insisted ooo. The house has never been as clean as that since I moved in Five months ago.

Pulled a call through and I spoke with her parents and they started calling me "Ogor" meaning inlaw.
"Chineke ga goziri anyi nwoko ke"

Her father was like "Ada Biko give my Ogor phone lemme talk with him" Ogbeni who be your Ogor. Ko ya stop eh ojare??
And the girl in question is beginning to think that we are automatically dating.

I need to politely cut the ties before this fantasy grows and take root in the minds of she and her folks. Na just normal assistance I render o.
People like C Ronaldo, Ozil dey give One Million Pounds etc. nobody give dem wife o. Lol. 80k kpere won fe fi 'thank you' bah aye mi jeh.

Polite ideas pals?

So the OP wrote all these many many explanation because of this pix

MzErica:
keep ur sorry to your self

You gutter rat

Hmmm...

MzErica:
Fool why are u quoting me

No vex

MzErica:
Fool not tunji ”t-billz” the cocaine addict, I guess u are into cocaine your self

Rubbish

Lol. You get hot temper shaaaa

Tunji musta been that big bad wolf that almost ruined Tiwa Savage tho

Lucky guy. Only him owns those four...#mouth sealed#

I just made the longest hiss of my life

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

Dilidee:
So instead of 'wake keep' what should b used.

Use Christian wake

A consanguineous family built with an incestuous pillar. Mscheeew

River Nile oriented write-up

Go and buy camp gas #shikena#

Oooooh. Open well lemme see

Dat guy go beat 'kpan' commot from C-Ronaldo brain

Whenever I see pretty unmarried girls like this I just logically deduce that, marriage is not by muscle o.

Kanipe little fracas like bomb explosion happen there now, how she go take run? Dat kor-shoe tho

Make we talk another thing o'jere.

This night was mad. Was Driving at 200km/h. My breath stenched badly - Alcohol. Mopol man waving me to stop. Brake couldn't hold on time so I knocked him down. Mopol man got up, smiled and hugged me 'cos he saw CHELSEA FC sticker on the ride. Blueessssss for life!!!