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RomanceRe: A Thread For Those That Have Been Dumped. by lokito: 7:54am On Jul 24, 2014
Velvet86: I never told u I slept with all of them.
Ok
RomanceRe: A Thread For Those That Have Been Dumped. by lokito: 7:51am On Jul 24, 2014
@OP, That's wicked of you. U made that Seventh guy own an old, Seventh-hand, over-used toy. Wicked u grin
PoliticsRe: 100 Days Of Chibok Girls Abduction by lokito: 8:34am On Jul 22, 2014
I'll serialize your answers accordingly...
1) The government foresees a losing battle since the president, Governors, Ministers infact all those thieves, none of their children is among the Chibok girls.
2) They think we're fools. Requesting for $1bn, over N170bn to support themselves for the upcoming election. Olé
So far what they're doing is to use #bringbackourgirls# campaign for fundraising, looting and embezzlement. God will punish all of them and their own children
3) now it's my turn to ask you the OP a question... Do we even have a president?
RomanceRe: *** by lokito: 8:59pm On Jul 21, 2014
Caro is crushing on Caro.
RomanceRe: Please Who Owns A Man? by lokito: 11:03am On Jul 19, 2014
temigracie: en en....den marry ur mother..
No let me marry your Mother silly
Forum GamesRe: AW-AS Let's Play by lokito: 8:10am On Jul 19, 2014
ivyy: Aw: moodswings
AS: loving

Tags: Lertee, Captainmichaelo, emmyclassic, lokito, olubukato, meritdee
My baby so you are here and I thought the Nairaland tsunami took you away.


Well for me:

AW: Too emotional
AS: i've got a big IQ and sometimes my intelligence baffles even me.

Tag: ivyy, sugardiva, mayapop, danhumphrey, abumikey, xoxochiks, mariam
RomanceRe: Please Who Owns A Man? by lokito: 7:55am On Jul 19, 2014
Mother because the only person that truly loves you is your Mother
Nairaland GeneralRe: who farts(wicked types) between the girls and the guys? by lokito: 7:06am On Jul 19, 2014
Omo whatever you do no just try compete with your girl o. My own be say whenever she start to dey mess I dey get High BP. AC, fan, oxygen, inhaler etc no dey fit help me la.
Give it to them, they' too much.

Morng fellas
RomanceRe: Funny But True: 20 Commandments Ladies Should Read by lokito:
21. Thou shall not date married men 'cos they'll ruin ya future with their silly ephemeral material things. Imagine, dude will give his gf Recharge card of 2H, one married he-goat will give her iPhone 5S gold plated. Give your boo a BlackBerry phone and he'll buy her an apple laptop. Take her to Lagos at Katangoraa for shopping, omo that same he-goat will take her to Dubai. Use your energy to do something, he-goat is on viagra to finish the unmarried Kongo kpatakpata, then finally use the boobs to stand up from the bed

Mscheew!!!
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Complain I Nag A Lot Please Advise by lokito: 8:47am On Jul 18, 2014
When a man nags, it begets scolding and such jades and talks goes straight into the girls brain and remain there - tormenting the sh1t outta her.
This is part of why young men these days lose their girlfriends. They'll nag and nag and when it's time to bring out Money for hair, nails, clothes the nagging will skyrocket with Tsunami effect.
Then occasionally another he-goat, mostly married men will come in. Buy ur gf recharge card 2H, one married he-goat will buy her iPhone 5S gold plated. Buy her phone, he'll buy her laptop. You'll still be there nagging and talking too much.
Guys let's just stop talking too much and treat girls, the few ones we have, well.

Lovely day ahead fellas
CultureRe: What Are The Chances Of Success For An Arranged Marriage? by lokito: 9:29am On Jul 17, 2014
Acidosis: God bless your soul.

I will readily consider an arranged marriage. Most of these 3D selfie ladies aren't just loyal... Shallow minded entities thinking life revolves around deceptive likes on facebook, instagram...

A little mistake, the next thing na "I need a break", lol.. Afterall, plenty facebook, whatsapp boos dey (lol). And you begin to wonder if these ever loved you.

Talk about money; na so their eyes go dey shine like chinese cable.
Lol. They' be asking for break/space. Francola cappucino
FamilyRe: Loosing Your Wedding Ring, What Is The Big Deal? by lokito: 9:14am On Jul 17, 2014
It's imperative you have your ring on o. Girls are not smiling. They'll just retrieve you from your wife like MTN line. Lol
CultureRe: What Are The Chances Of Success For An Arranged Marriage? by lokito: 6:34am On Jul 17, 2014
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CultureRe: What Are The Chances Of Success For An Arranged Marriage? by lokito:
It works wella especially when the arranged damsel is not too exposed...

These city girls ain't loyal
Internet racketeering has beclouded their sense of reasoning
Chatting and searching for men on Badoo, FB,whatsapp posting pictures, wallowing and twerking like 3D cartoon on instagram just to get LIKE they can't convert to money.

Those days, make love to your woman in 10 seconds she is ok and everybody is good. Try it these days you'll see her complaining on NL like a she-goat "my man is a 1minute man"
Holla at your woman or get her angry... she'll quit and say "i've moved on". sometimes she'll wake up in the middle of the night and be staring at you. In her mind she'll be like "if I say make I press your neck now kill you die here nko"

Lemme stop here. Such works cause both the arranged will do everything not to disappoint the arrangers

Have a blessed day friends
RomanceRe: Men Behave Worse When Around Ugly Women by lokito: 10:18pm On Jul 16, 2014
When a girl is Ugly, she begins to look for ways to quarrel with God ( b/c God made her like that na) since she can't get to God, what next? She transfers the aggression to handsome and lovely people like us so that's how they bring out the worst in us. Lol
RomanceRe: Help! !! Have I Lost My Girl. by lokito: 10:10pm On Jul 16, 2014
Dykecosby: Had a similar experience, the truth is that she seems not to see you as the same person any longer after the feud, it will take her some time for things to come back to normal depending on her temperament. I suppose she is still a very young girl prolly less than 23, you do not need to persuade her, just be normal, do not act desperate and do not discuss love with her and how you feel, if she really loves you the feelings will grow after a while. Women lose their feelings for the man they promised to love once they get hurt by same person..... Goodluck!
True talk. But if she truly loves him, she'd forgive him and make up. Then OP should avoid hurting her again. If she doesn't try to make up then you MR. OP would have to move on and wish her well. It's quite hurtful to lose a loved one tho. Life goes on
Forum GamesRe: Define Yrself Wit Just A Word by lokito: 9:30pm On Jul 16, 2014
Pulchritudinous
RomanceRe: Some Men & Their Silly Mindset by lokito: 9:24pm On Jul 16, 2014
Ishsoph: Yes she can do without us

Check her handbag you'll see her bionic rod
Right dytbabe? wink

cheesy
Well she'll end up widening everywhere but that's none of my business.... according to Kermit the tea drinking frog
RomanceRe: Some Men & Their Silly Mindset by lokito: 8:22pm On Jul 16, 2014
dytbabe: Hehehehehehhehe
Soup don done

Well as for me, I can so live without a man so I listen less to their rants
You can whathuh?
No lemme use Savviet stab you for nyansh na
RomanceRe: Can U As A Guy Die For A Girl U Clame To Love? by lokito: 12:22pm On Jul 16, 2014
vizier007: I'd rather be amongst the thousand and one out there than be the dead..
Now you're talking
RomanceRe: Can U As A Guy Die For A Girl U Clame To Love? by lokito: 12:07pm On Jul 16, 2014
vizier007: if I die for her, who's gonna be there for her when she needs me ??
Is that suppose to be a problem? There are a thousand and one men out there. Just die that's all tongue
RomanceRe: Do You Think I Should Let Him Know How I Still Feel? by lokito: 12:04pm On Jul 16, 2014
A person who has something in mind and cannot express it is in the same level with a person who has nothing in mind.

Express yourself. Just give it a shot
RomanceRe: Can U As A Guy Die For A Girl U Clame To Love? by lokito: 11:52am On Jul 16, 2014
I can't fcukin' die for her buh I can kill for her. Lol
FamilyRe: How Do YOU Define Success? by lokito: 7:48am On Jul 16, 2014
A man's got 'SUCCESS' only when he has made other people succeed in life.

That is the definition of success
FamilyRe: Mikel Obil To Rescue Kidnapped Chibok Girls If He Knows Where They Are by lokito: 7:35am On Jul 16, 2014
Yea yea same way he rescued our boys in Brazil and brought them back
RomanceRe: How To Break Up With Your Nigerian Girlfriend Easily by lokito: 9:51pm On Jul 15, 2014
AdeniyiA: She's no more interesting after u've gone many rounds on her abi ? ,screw u angry
You well? Somebody is asking a serious question here, you're typing gibberish. If I conk you eh!
RomanceRe: How To Break Up With Your Nigerian Girlfriend Easily by lokito: 9:50pm On Jul 15, 2014
AdeniyiA: She's no more interesting after u've gone many rounds on her abi ? ,screw u angry

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