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That capital offence tho. You sound like the maiden aunt in a Victorian novel

One just pass me now. She be like who swallow native pot

MabraO: **stammers***
Nn.. Nnnn... No vv.. Vex nn nnnna
I nnn.. Nnno know

Lol

MabraO: I got the dough baby wetin u wan buy?

Niggah did u..did u...did u just call me baby...

Dammit who's holding my shirt

OP, what's the length of your third leg and the width of your bank account?

Wetin Maradona sabi. Person wey my grandmother play ball pass com dey yearn okpata.
Where was he when we start to dey watch match? During Athunder Musa time, wey ball dey pass keeper belle enter post. Wey ball dey change to Lion keeper go run comot for post. Wey india use jazz give Nigeria 99-1.

Dey there dey talk thrash after using hand to score almost all the goals for him career. Take cocaine finish begin run for field like mad man, people go dey hail am

Abeg joor i'm high this afternoon

At least Banking job is better than staying at home where people will see you and yinmu yinmu; even your parents will be angry with every move you make.
Your neighbours nko? If anything is missing in your yard, they'll say
"Go ask Mahmudsani, na only am dey always dey house"

Rethink my brother

My brother take action asap make that lady no go use hand wide wide all your girl konchaaar

Post the photos or i'll curse you. Basskaard, idort

Johnny is having a crush on Johnny, instead of Caro.

Cortana's gotta be wack if it thinks Argentina would lose

jocelyncherish: Is it cool/advisable for lovers to check each other's phone?

Yes it is, especially when they have low blood pressure.... just to make it high a lil

OlamiB: I have this male friend I know through a friend and all of us are now friends. The only problem I have with the guy is that he doesn't have a sense of behavior which is surprising, maybe his kind of behavor is what leads to what is called 'friend zone'.
He comes to my lodge during exam time to eat and sleep over, I have a roomate tho and 2 of my friends also come to stay with me during exam period, but despite the fact that we already make 4 in the room he still sleeps over, he depends on me and my roomie for food during this period. He even enters the room now without knocking or at will, there was a day he came to my place and he went straight to the toilet to hiss himself, female toilet for that matter o?
Even if my boyfriend was a student of my school I dnt see myself cooking for him not to talk of this guy. He has resumed his act this semester and am sick of the bahavior, pls how do I tell him politely to stop coming to my place because of food? Nd to tell him no sleeping over during exam this time around. Tnks

That guy must be Mr. Bean, he goes to the toilet just to hiss

Your post vis-a-vis the topic is ambiguous and invokes some red herring

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Control the dream. There's a way you'll be dreaming only you will start arranging what will happen next in that dream

temigracie: i dont think i can say NO.....for me n a guy to reach dat level....dat means i really love him gan

Na so. Orie kpe

temigracie: well,d question s meant for guys alot...mayb i shud just sit down n observe...

So wat if u're in that situation to say NO

Girls are like that..... But that's none of my business

Yea what would you do?
I heard Ak-47's N1.5m. Will you have to start a piggy-bank on that? Lol

My Manchi here says he'll just faint. "That's why I need to make that ring a raw 25karat Ritani diamond so that as her eyes contact am she go just shout YES" lol

Look at Botha them. See that one putting on a hat. The only difference btw him and a mad man is that they play the same wing but with different Jerseys

Guys be engaging bae with a ring for 5 to 6 yrs without marriage. Omo she be Lord of the rings? Abi na Frodo Baggins she be ni?

Why fight when world population is 7,654,567,678

She FARTS, I fart.

The font size explains our difference

Albinos are intelligent, cool and lovely creatures. They' also good companions to be with. But telling me to marry one? Mehn you just want me goddamned mehn.
I'd be doin lotta explaining why I don't come home for days. Lol

tf! The same buncha mfk'ers that will call him a dumb asss monkey in no time. Those Caucasians are wolves in Sheeps clothing goddamit