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Don't mind them, and they didn't even care whether you have K-legs/yam saleh or not

OmichaelO: It's quite cheap...Nice tho'

Cheap? You must be a politician

Too long. Even with Ebola threat on me, I no go read this many many write-up

okparaugo: Well well..

Can we meet ?

Yea sure we can. Meet me at Bar beach; just inside the triangle of deep. Pls don't put on undies

okparaugo: No nah.

Location by aircraft, abi how I wan take come see you ?

Wait o, nah you dey for that picture ?

Yes o. U like me?

My brutha Sex is a very very very very bad thing. Although when I read about the dangers associated with Sex, I gave up reading

okparaugo: What degrees longitude and latitude ?

Calibration shouldn't be in degrees (angles) na, it should be in Metres, inches, feet etc

okparaugo: That girl fine no be small.

Lokito, Abeg where on earth art thou ?

iPin down here o

Omo this period I don eat noodles soteey worms wey dey my belle dey gossip me

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Nice write-up, u deserve a gift. I feel like emptying my piggy-bank on you.


















But you'll need a gun

okparaugo: " It is not about the size, it is about how you use it ".

I just heard that one from one of my married Ex gf this year.. trying to toast me again. Taaa..

This poster, you get experience pass me oo..

Logically, she was trying to console you 'cos you're small.

Na joke I dey o

To seduce all men except me, just appear N.aked Every other thang' you wrote here la long stowie

I wish both you and the girl are close to me right now. I for use my handkerchief stab una two, two two times for neck.
Nonsense and ingredient

My manchi burnt 4M just one night in Underground PH city. Una dey here dey use 3M weigh partner. Mscheeew

I had to swim inside Otamiri River with sharks, Piranhas and dolphins just to captivate and impress her.
I was even touching the teeth of those Piranhas

ifyalways: I see three ladies.

...And one afin right?

I hate it when a partner takes a unilateral decision. Mscheew

So what do we eat la. Vegetables? iHate Vegetables

See as my fellow man lip be like Low Battery.

...And if you ever sleep with two or more runs girls you're blatantly and pathologically a runs boy

johnmatilda: A POLICEMAN! there is something about that uniform they put on.

Yea... that uniform is synonymous to bribery

Please don't die... Please

If you die now, who will now take over trolling on Nairaland?

sexylogan: Dis looong yarn is about br£asts? Na wa o... Some people no get work I swear...

No mind the OP even him sef no read all this 'thang wey him copy n paste

If you date your classmate he's going to be a distraction to you in class. Even in exam hall b/c of him shame will not allow you to giraffe. So no need

Your question is as difficult as making Custard. Really i've never made a good custard before

My own: Bullet from Ak47 passed through my left ear and killed one Mopol guy behind me. The next bullet narrowly passed through my armpit and got another lady. The Mopol guy died instantly, he was a sentry in that hotel and these armed bandits actually came for his gun that day. My people since then, 2 months ago, my leg never near that hotel to go drink beer. BEER? Infact I hated anything 'B'

Wow! I feel so relaxed on this section with a bit of relief. Not like the Romance and Celebrity sections where you'll see posts like:

Tonto Dike has Body Odour, click here to see Body Odour..
www.thunderfireallofthemblogs/bodyodour.com


Well that's none of my business tho

Stephanie sure pass joor. I have a strong affinity for that name tho

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axortedbabe: See him head

No mind am. Him wan dey crush on him aunty