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Family / Re: How Can I Control My Sex Craving Toward My Wife by lokobyforch(m): 3:19pm On Aug 17, 2023
She's having it else where
Romance / Re: Fear Women by lokobyforch(m): 7:06pm On Apr 24, 2023
otipoju:



By their actions and inaction they turn off their husband's sexual attraction to them.

Small small betrayals, undeserved nagging, and unnecessary stubbornness will eventually make that man loose any feelings for the woman.



I'm telling u, I had a terrible experience from someone I respect alot...woman na woman oooo

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Romance / Fear Women by lokobyforch(m): 6:51pm On Apr 24, 2023
If are not married this is definitely for you, take your time and don't bow to pressure...we have a lot of harlot in wife form, be careful...and for those of us that are married, abeg try fu*k your wife well, most married women are sex starved.

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Romance / Re: I Met This Girl In Less Than 2 Weeks. NOW THIS!!! by lokobyforch(m): 10:28pm On Feb 21, 2022
Jennyclay:
Sir, you gave her the first impression that you have money. Now that it has choked you... You're here crying like a baby.

Abi you're Davido... better go and finish what you have already started.

Well, I still wonder where you guys are seeing all these parasites to date undecided.... I mean, I can't imagine myself, begging men for money when I have hands, legs and brains to work for money.

If you don't have the money, tell her you don't have. If she wants to end the relationship, good for her.... Is she crippled?

And you really need to work on yourself. You're indeed a broke man. Now Listen to me.

Broke guys are attracted to broke girls.
Rich guys are attracted to rich ladies.
Hardworking guys are attracted to hardworking ladies.

Uncle, improve yourself, Set standards for yourself.

This na babe I go like dey wit

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Career / Re: Say No To 'the Rat Race' Syndrome by lokobyforch(m): 2:01pm On Feb 17, 2022
[quote author=caesymore post=110305729]Then One dey the investment go chop both profit and gain no be naija again.
But this does not mean that legit means of making money no dey.

[/quote
It is possible but the chances are slim, all investment carry a risk factor
Career / Say No To 'the Rat Race' Syndrome by lokobyforch(m): 1:16pm On Feb 17, 2022
My people, the reason why some people think that money ritual is the way to quick wealth is lack of information...there are more that 10businesses that you can get more than 60% on returns, that is to say if you invest 1,000,000 you are to make more than 600,000 as profit.
Don't be deceived, MONEY no dey salary job.
Properties / Re: How Much Of Your Salary Should Be Used To Pay Your Rent? by lokobyforch(m): 3:14pm On Jan 28, 2022
Newboss:


You dey earn 40k and you dey feed with 20k and spend 8k on soap, cream, body spray, subscription and babe?

Makes zero sense. Cut that feeding down. Cut that 8k down too. Then pay your rent.

Life is all about compromise. Shelter is very important for your esteem and confidence. Avoid squatting if you're earning.

Even if na 5k a month room, take the room and maintain it. As a guy, you will get more toto if you have your own place. And you will also be more proud of yourself.

U have 30 days in a month, my broda na 650 per day be dat oooo, e no go even reach take chop one better meal.
For the 8k
Soap(soda)- N200(2) for 30 days= N400
Cream(aboki)- N600 for 30days= N600
Subscription- N1000 for 30days= N1000
Body spray- N1000 for 30days= N1000
Babe- N2000 for olosho for 30days= N2000
Total= 5,000
You can now pay rent with 3k....make una dey fear God abeg.
Properties / Re: How Much Of Your Salary Should Be Used To Pay Your Rent? by lokobyforch(m): 12:29pm On Jan 28, 2022
Skyfornia:


Calm down and make your point...no be fight.

Let's say I have a business and opened another business that requires a salesgirl, and the new business is generating less than 100k profit. How much am I supposed to pay the sales girl...or are you saying I shouldn't have opened the new business or hired a sales girl for the new business?

Sorry if I sounded offensive, now u are making me understand that u don't intend living on this new business, if u are earning 100k profit u can as well pay 30-40k, mind u business increase as the day goes by, so u have nothing to worry about.
Properties / Re: How Much Of Your Salary Should Be Used To Pay Your Rent? by lokobyforch(m): 12:25pm On Jan 28, 2022
Prechgold1180:
back then when life they show me shege
I go rent hus of 150 per year
My salary nah 14800 minus tax

Omo year end i pack go my mama hus I nur fit shout
Thank God for life now

Na d gospel truth be dat, unless u get where u wan dey thief dey balance up.
Properties / Re: How Much Of Your Salary Should Be Used To Pay Your Rent? by lokobyforch(m): 11:38am On Jan 28, 2022
How u go rent house when u dey earn 40k, my friend go follow person stay jare.

Transportation- 8,000(20%)

Feeding- 20,000(50%)

Soap, cream, body spray, subscription, babe- 8,000(20%)

Savings( Incase u dey sick)- 4,000(10%)

Simply put; u never reach to rent hoz.
Who u dey impress!

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Agriculture / Re: Legit Abuja Yam Farmers Please I Need Your Help by lokobyforch(m): 11:36am On Jan 28, 2022
How many?
Agriculture / Secret To Success In Catfish Business by lokobyforch(m): 11:22am On Jan 28, 2022
Am a farmer and I'm sure this is certainly the right time to share my experience as I know must of us will want to begin the year with great plans and executions, without further Ado let me begin by enumerating keys to success in catfish farming;
1. Capital- don't let anyone sweet talk you to assuming that cat fish farming is cheap, minimum capital required is 3million Naira.

2. Management- you have to be personally involved, u can get someone to put you through not someone to help you manage.

3. Location- catfish business does not strive equally in all parts of the country, be wise.

4. Market- this is essential if you want to succeed and live off your proceeds, be wise.

5. Water- my dear if you can't sink a borehole or get a pump(for earthen ponds) don't bother.

6. Power- u gat buy generator and ready to dey put fuel daily.

7. Drainage- don't bother using soak away, it will not last, channel your water appropriately if not na you and ministry of environment go dey do court waka.

8. Ponds- plastic, tarpaulin or earthen ponds are good but if you are considering 30,000 capacity and above I recommend you go with earthen ponds.

Wishing you all the best, feel free to ask anything with regards to fish farming and business.

Career / Re: Beautiful Female Engineer Turned Painter by lokobyforch(m): 10:35am On Jan 11, 2022
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Career / Re: Beautiful Female Engineer Turned Painter by lokobyforch(m): 10:33am On Jan 11, 2022
Trimjos:
They say there is dignity in labour.

This beautiful lady by name Precious, an Agricultural and Bioenvironmental Engineer decided to drop the ego and pride to take brushes to do wonders.

She has all the beauty to move into prostitution or other societal ills, but she rather, made-up her mind to delve into this world/job dominated by men. A big Kudos to her.

Fact:. Is there prospect in painting?
Agriculture is vast, when u combine environmental it becomes sumtin huuugeeeee, she should put her brain to work and stop this charade.

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Career / Re: Beautiful Female Engineer Turned Painter by lokobyforch(m): 10:30am On Jan 11, 2022
Whatshallido:
I want to patronize her. Please how do i reach her.
Please can i have her contact?
I know u are willing to pay sumtin huuugeeeeeeee

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Business / Daily Return Investment by lokobyforch(m): 10:18am On Jan 11, 2022
Good day everyone, am a business man and my turnover comes in every 12weeks, my business gives me ample time, am usually broke by the end of 8weeks, I need an advice on what business I can venture into without much capital ( not more than 150,000) but give me daily returns. All contributions will be entertained, thanks.
Sports / Re: Three Reasons Why Messi Shouldn't Have Won The Ballon Dor Award (Opinion) by lokobyforch(m): 11:48pm On Nov 30, 2021
Do have a gud day, it's obvious u are sad...like it or not, u no qualify to analyze let alone vote...
Celebrities / Davido And WEMA Bank by lokobyforch(m): 7:03pm On Nov 17, 2021
Do you think O.B.O is publicizing WEMA Bank?

Food / Re: How I Caught A Bush Rat Meat And How It Ended In The Pot by lokobyforch(m): 4:20pm On Nov 08, 2021
Enjoy, na man u be
Business / Re: Can A Man In His Early 30s Do Akara & Akamu Busines Without Shame? by lokobyforch(m): 4:19pm On Nov 08, 2021
Truth be told, who u Sabi wey use akara business blow...oga sit-down reason, u can go into more profitable things.
Career / Re: Advise Needed On How To Make My Freedays Accountable by lokobyforch(m): 4:16pm On Nov 08, 2021
Venture into agriculture on your free days( if u get capital ooo), u won't regret it.
Business / How To Become A Millionaire In A Year by lokobyforch(m): 3:00pm On Oct 05, 2021
Read this with an open mind and I guarantee you success...

* Don't impress rather invest
This seems like a cleche but it isn't, your impressing capital doubles your investing capital.

*Know when to quit
A progressive mind has the capacity to change, learn to envisage, a vulcanizer has little or no chance of owing an estate.

*Avoid comparison
Never go down this lane, it ruins you faster than you think.

*Don't be ashamed of failing
You can't be great at what you don't fail at; trust me.

*Believe in you
You are always alone, never forget that. believe brings in a lot.

*Cash is not an asset
Sports / Re: Messi Cries After He Broke Pele's Goalscoring Record by lokobyforch(m): 9:11pm On Sep 10, 2021
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Record wey he break with the help of an unrecognized country in the world of football lipsrsealed

Abeg make I hear word...As far as I'm concerned,na pele still hold that record lipsrsealed

Am still shocked at your foolishness...am very sure u are above 80, and you had the privilege of viewing all of pele's game...MUMU teenager. You are stupid and hopefully will remain foolish.

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Politics / Re: Top 7 States With Worst Road Networks In Nigeria— Sahara Reporters by lokobyforch(m): 8:12pm On Jul 01, 2021
Who ever made this list is definitely a perpetual MUMU... Na only ur village u don ho

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Politics / Re: Gen Ojukhu Biafra Speech by lokobyforch(m): 9:38pm On Jun 22, 2021
Na money we take dey buy data ooo...
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Buhari Will Hand Over To Another Of His Apostle - Osinbajo by lokobyforch(m): 9:37pm On Jun 22, 2021
Really, this man is so wonderful and outspoken...I never knew and also never espererit
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Buhari Finally Bows To Pressure by lokobyforch(m): 9:26pm On Jun 22, 2021
thesolutions:

Is that you? Onion Bandit

If there was an award for "most stupid"...I guarantee you could have won cheesy
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Buhari Finally Bows To Pressure by lokobyforch(m): 9:22pm On Jun 22, 2021
Spy360:

No problem.

May your life and those of your generations yet unborn be like the Nigeria Buhari is making. Amen and amen.

Sai Baba

He won the general elections, and I believed you voted your choice... majority will always have their way, while minority will have their say(like you just did)
Celebrities / Re: My Father Refused To Train Me Because I’m A Girl Child – Actress Eucharia Anunob by lokobyforch(m): 5:16pm On Jun 22, 2021
Everyone deserves a chance, gender regardless.
The only limitation capable of stoping you is YOU.
Career / Re: Should I Continue Studying Medicine In Nigeria Or Should I Start Afresh Abroad by lokobyforch(m): 5:08pm On Jun 22, 2021
U no get problem jare grin

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