₦airaland Forum

Fahdiga:
But the Ekiti governor elect collected his own within 48 hours.

Even the supreme court governor, Hope Uzodinma received his CoR barely 24 hours after the SC nullified the election of Emeka Ihedioha!
Why wait this long in Osun?
Is @Inecnigeria importing the certificate?

LienwaltAbel:
Conjugation of English disagrees with you.

I thank
You thank
She/he thanks
We thank
They thank

İf you've done some research on English, you'll realise that it's one of the silliest and most incoherent languages. To top it all, it's spelling system makes little to no sense. Applying logic when speaking English doesn't just work. İt's not Turkish.

There's something called "sarcasm" and I don't need any research to figure it out in a right up.
Does anything I wrote up there pass as something serious to you?
Could you not even identify a good writer of English when you read a piece?
If you were anything close to a literary enthusiast, you'd have got the message from the part where I asked if you'd hire me as your lawyer of i were a lawyer.
Why do you think I wrote that?
I hope that's not too difficult an assignment for you to handle?
You could do some research though.

Banga!!!

This is what happens when your brain doesn't communicate with your fingers.
The guy was contemplating whether to type:
"Thank God for being alive"
OR
"Thank God for keeping us alive".
He decided that the latter would do but that was after he's already typed "Thank God for being...".
He eventually forgot to change the "being" to "keeping".
If I were a lawyer, would you hire me to defend your case?
And hey...
The space between "a" and "live" was a slip of the finger!
Please don't ask me whether "we thanks" is correct English.
We is plural, so is thank+s = thanks!

Sure!!

Real in some, fake in some.
James Bond furccks for real in his movies.
No time to check time.

What!!!
Oh God, noooooooooooooo!!!!

floss:
We were there together, seems you forget easily...you remember that hot afternoon when your aunt called when you were going for second round with Amina

Amina was so sweet!
Damn!!
Plus she told me I fuckedd her much better than you did.
Did you know that Aishatu was with me that night that you called her and she told you she was at her granny's?
I gave it to her gbas gbos gbis.
That's why she dumped you bro!!

thesicilian:
Next is Bobrisky winning the Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria

Bobrisky is not a trans na.
He's just a cross dresser.
If he tries to win something meant for those with two holes down below, we'll have to cut off his small dixck and drill a second hole in him.

floss:
OP is correct, during my NYSC days I served in Bauchi State, my PPA was in a School in Bayan Gari...I can confirm all the OP said

No wonder you almost didn't leave Bayan Gari.
You lied to your uncle that you were carrying out a project.
So it was smallie puusiee you were fucckingg!

Unrated900:
Mugu mofos illiterate like you

Gangan gangan....!
E pain am oo...
E pain am!
Awon small small bats!

airsaylongcome:
The greatest win in my books. She's a very beautiful black barbie and has a gorgeous smile. Resisting the temptation to bring out "her real colour" makes her several times a champion for me

You are very correct.
Black is absolutely beautiful!

Southernigbo:
How will some just carry sexual smells up and down with out taking adequate bath.

For some of these people, it's only handkerchief they used to clean up and gbam they are in markets, banks and their religious places intermingling with people not caring about the sexual smell that they are carrying about.

Sexual smells!
How does that smell smell?
Nothing man no go hear for nairaland.

Congratulations.
She really beautiful, especially that she resisted the temptation to bleach her ebony skin.

Unrated900:
If you are getting to hate anything bat then why do you posted it
I guess you want attentions fool

And he's getting and will continue to get serious attention.
Know that and know the truth!
You can go hug a transformer!

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The laughter of liberation!
How refreshing to know that even the so-called village people have refused to be deceived further.
Congratulations to Nigerians.
A new Nigeria is loading...

Dear Oyetola.
Just congratulate the winner and move on.
Even the brown teeth drug lord saw the handwriting on the ballot and moved out.
There's absolutely nothing about the election to study.
You were beaten ROYGBIV!

Yours Sincerely,
OBIdiently YUSUFul Citizen.

VirileNelly2420:
Oh, I didn't mean Masturbation.

Mastrubation: ( "Tru" not "Tur" ) ...dats, when u personal take urself out.
As a gal, u just go to eatry, buy whatever u want, eat and pays for dem.

Oh, I see.
Did you coin the word yourself because I can't find it related to the meaning you supplied.
I've searched online and in my encyclopedia.

VirileNelly2420:
First of all, borrowing of school fees is a scope.

If she was a man, I would've said maybe she's into gambling or drugs.
But, a gal, could it be drugs?
Is she d extravagant type?

Or does she mastrubate always, probably with friends while she foot d bills?
Fashion freak?

Am confused too.

Can you shed more light on the bolded?
I never knew masturbation required any bills.

FuckDModz:
ITK

Try dey read https://www.nairaland.com/7228541/police-confirm-robbery-attack-bank

Accept that you don't know, learn and move.
It's not a big deal.
You made the comment because you saw "Corolla SUV" in the post.
What if the post mentioned Toyota Camry, would you have asked which one is Toyota Camry?
I didn't know there is a Corolla SUV until a client drove one to my office.
I was surprised when I saw it for the first time.

FuckDModz:


What is “Corolla SUV”?

Aurielfinizu:
My brother I tire oo

Toyota Corolla Cross is an SUV.

I’ve come to terms with my observations about supporters of the presidential flag bearers of APC,PDP and LP.

The supporters of APC/Tinubu are mostly those that rely on government patronage, the existing corrupt system, brief-case/portfolio contractors and businessmen who have no viable means of livelihood or ability to create wealth outside of government. They depend solely on government to live.

The supporters of PDP/Atiku are mainly those who did not benefit from APC’s maladminstration, with hope that Atiku’s presidency will somehow allow them make money from the treasury, they are so used to free money from their days in government that the last 7 years have so impoverished them and they can’t wait to take over.
They have almost same Idiology as the APC except that one is in power and the other can’t wait to replace the one in power. Nothing dissimilar.

As for LP/Obidients, the supporters are mostly self- reliant people, whose only dream is to have a working government. They believe Nigeria has great and enormous potentials and can work again. They want a new beginning for Nigeria; a change from the endemic corruption that has been the bane of Nigeria’s development. They want a RESET. They want Nigeria to be productive by industrialization. They want a shift from consumption to production. They want to get the ports working efficiently and effectively. They want to tackle insecurity by creating jobs through industrializing the economy. They want every child of school age to be in school because they understand that an educated populace Is a productive populace.

I belong to the last group. Nigeria must work again.

May God help us choose wisely.

Oh damn!!!!!
May her soul rest in peace.
I've always wondered how Trump behaves at home seeing the way he acts in public.
She must've endured a whole lot of drama.

Gbadespet:
Shey you don see where dem burn person wey carry 1 billion?
Na only pick pocket dem dey burn...Abeg if you see where that 500 million dey I go follow you as team

Hehehehe.
I think say na only me no mind say dem go call me thief oo.
Shey you no go vex if dem call you you thief?

You see why people will continue to steal huge sums of money?
Someone stole over 431 million naira and after 9 years of having invested that money and earned probably more than double that amount, a court somewhere is giving an option of a fine of 50 million naira!
Excuse you!!!
Someone please show me where I can STEAL 500 million naira!

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Op this is what u get when an anyhow blackman ruleth a country.

Again everyone carries on like nothing happened. Will soon totally forget that something of that nature occurred.

Meanwhile in oyibo country UK one superstar footballer kick pet cat, they followed the case to logical conclusion and ensured he was punished. Former dep senate President, they jail am sharp sharp with lightening speed!

See ehn at this trend naija is doomed. And they are talking about election Feb 23.

My greatest surprise is the interior minister saying Kuje Prison is the most fortified prison in Nigeria.
I keep wondering if there's another meaning for "fortified".
If a single wall fenced prison is a country's most fortified, then there is a greater problem than we are perceiving.

The President charged youths to seek education, not for government jobs, which are unavailable, but to arm themselves with skill and ability to fight poverty and to meet the needs of the 21st century.

In other words, Bubu is saying that BAT would be lying if he promises to give jobs to youths.
Thank God it's coming from the horse's mouth.
I am OBIdiently YUSful!

Following the recent attack on the Kuje Prison which led to the escape of inmates, including deadly Boko Haram operatives, I started wondering why the government would hold such high profile criminals in a prison that was easily overrun like lightening through air.
I did a quick search for the most fortified prison in Nigeria and got the shock of my life!
The same Kuje Prison!
Unbelievable!

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/541796-kuje-was-nigerias-most-fortified-prison-aregbesola-says-after-fatal-attack.html

This Elon guy eh!
Tweeter never chee chomeching!
Na real Musk with a musket.
Elon the musketeer.
Abeg clear road for the musketeer...
If you get money, you get joy.

dallyemmy:
We will get there someday �

No, we won't.
Not because we can't, but because we won't.

Diamondniyi:
In the Second picture,, it was her left eye that got blind, but looking at the fourth picture, it was the right eye. How come??

E shock you abi?
You go soon see woman whe soap enter her eye wrap bandage for her left hand come dey limp join.
Na dat time you go know wassup.
In nairaland, you just read, catch your cruise, comment if you want to and move on.
Nairaland is the home of rubbish news!

A woman bears the name Ke-ziah and you are still blaming the man for her cheerful and bountiful giving?
It's obvious this man doesn't understand the meaning of his wife's ex-wife's name.
Kalu, being an Ibo man, understand the meaning of Ke-ziah and is collecting mueh mueh!