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Come off it!
That must be a 10 seconds man if the kokoro actually fits into that hole to vomit akamu.

Ok.
I don't usually comment or even click on bbnaija threads.
But since it's concerning Eloswag, I enter!
Eloswag for the money.
The guy who is OBIdient and YUSUFul.

sprints1:
Oga which cheap drugs are u smoking, fabianski wey be keeper come dey play for Celtic, Lucas ocampos of sevilla be referee which kind story b this.

My brother celebrate grace.
Don't be too serious.
This is nairaland.
There's more rubbish in the comment than Ocampos and Fibianski.
Maybe you didn't see where I said Drogba is a goalkeeper and Chelsea we're at home at the Etihad?
You probably also didn't read the part I said Drogba scored an own goal to give Chelsea a lead and that at halftime the score was 2:2 when Drogba's header was the only goal scored?
Are you sure you are not the one on cheap drugs?

Werey people everywhere.
Las las, they'll be alright.
Someone please help me with that vawulence meme.

Let me tell you this story...

I started out as a Chelsea fan back in the days when Didier Odogirimanya-Oga Drogba reigned as the best goalkeeper in the world.
It was on the last day of the English Premier League season that I defected from Chelsea to my present club.
Tensions were high, expectations were high as Chelsea and Celtic lock horns in what turned out to be the greatest match day 50 encounter of the EPL at that time.
With both teams level on points and goals, it was a case of the loser takes all.
25 minutes into play and the Etihad stadium erupted in excitement as Drogba netted an own goal to give his beloved Chelsea (the home side) the much-deserved lead.
No one saw it coming.
The goal did not dampen the spirit of the visitors as they increased their pressure on the home side.
A 36-minute volley from Lukas Fabianski nearly doubled Celtic's lead but his effort was turned over the bar by the Chelsea goalkeeper.
At halftime, the score was level at 2-2 with Drogba's header being the only goal of the first 45 minutes.
The second half was even more dramatic as referee Lucas Ocampos dished out red cards to all match officials, including the VARs.
Chai....
My soup is burning oooo...
I'll be back with the rest of the story...

Ddokie:
Who told you that the bread from that bakery won't find its way to supermarkets? Abi na for supermarket dem dey make the bread?

Some superstores make their own bread.
In fact for over 6 years now, I've never bought bread outside a superstore.
You see them baking it and you get it fresh from the oven.
Though it's more expensive than buying outside.
But it's healthier.

TheLordofHost:
She has been staying with me since the beginning of ASUU strike, almost 6 months now and we have been having sex without protection. I don’t even pull out.

I don’t think she is on birth control. I love this girl but I think she is infertile.

Is this normal with some women? Because I don’t want to take the relationship serious anymore .

MODIFIED: To those down there accusing me of being impotent. I AM NOT.
If you check my previous posts you’d see I have a child already. 2 other girls have gotten pregnant for me but ended up aborting .

I would not be posting this if I didn’t love this girl and plan to marry her later on.

She's using contraceptives.
Ask her and have peace.

obaaderemi:
probably there's more to the chains than you think. Don't trust anybody. E fit be say na you wan spoil him life by begging him to perform without those chains. Me I just dey think aloud ni o.

Na you reason well baba.
$60k na #39 million oo.
That no be small money oo.
For the guy to refuse to perform even when the promoter put emotion inside mean say the chain no be just chain.
The matter for the chain big pass imagination!!

OKOATA:
They use PREP, it's an injection you take, you can't have disease Lai Lai.

PrEP drugs actually reduces the risk of HIV infection but it's absolute.
You may be right. He can afford it.

Antoeni:
From the Look of Things , I See Davido Overtaking 2Face

Davido don overtake 2face already na!
At 46, Tuface has seven children, one wife and two baby mamas.
At 29, Davido already has four children and four baby mamas, married to none! Davido achieved this feat in a space of just 7 years!!

Topmaike007:
is that acid we want..na him dey sweet pass

You sure say you sure?
Vagitric acid fit cause you plenty palava if you no allow the fruit ripe well well oh.
I don talk my own sha.
Make God no allow make them add Baba or Ije... join your name sha.

Two down!
I repeat...
Two down!!

This one sef still dey hope say she go get husband, let alone the one that will not cheat on her even if it's with a goat.
Hmmmmm.

Nothing whe husband materials no go see for naija!

xproducer:
The Lord GOD is the righteous Judge of all things...

"Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain." -Exodus 20:7

God bless you.
God knows how to deal with people who sin against Him.
Peace is the word.

superCleanworks:
for what? abeg go and sit down.
death is inevitable. it is the only sure thing after you are born. every other thing is in-between.
you seff must die when death comes weda it is today or tomorrow or next 10 years .

What a carnal reasoning.

The soul that sinneth shall die. Ezekiel 18:20.
That's not bodily death, it's a disconnection from God.
Once you are disconnected from God, you may be breathing and doing every other thing but you are dead!
That is the meaning of what the op posted.
I shall not (die) be disconnected from God but I shall (live) be connected to God too (declare) give testimonies of what He is doing in my life (His works).
God can only work on your life when you are (alive) connected to him.

Amen

HeHehehehehehehe.
They were never planning to impeach Buhari.
They were just angry that some people were sharing the money meant for security without giving them.
They wanted an item for negotiation for a slice of the loot.
Now that they have their bags filled, everything will just fizzle out and the country will return to auto-pilot.

The forbidden fruit!
If you must eat it, let it ripen properly. Then buy your own and eat.
Remember that unripe fruits contain acids that can be harmful to your health.
Piece.

Thinkam:
This lady I've barely known for less than 2weeks, doesn't want to leave my apartment.

Please what can I do to get her, out.

Eat spoiled beans.
Don't use the toilet for a whole day.
Then aim at her face and fire!!

NGArmyTerrorist:
Simple $4 is now 2,300! The Zoo is on fire!

Very scary I swear!!

A bold step.
Netflix can now f*ck themselves with their limited devices and low-quality offers!
Amazon prime video issa goal........

I'm wondering how they'll explain this to the person they are advising for it to make sense to him.

A former Inspector-General of Police, Mustapha Balogun, died at a hospital in Lekki, Lagos at about 8:30 pm on Thursday during a brief illness, according to family sources.

Born August 25, 1947, in Ila Orangun, Osun State, he was appointed the IGP in March 2002.

Balogun died at 74, a few days to his 75th birthday.

He was a member of Cadet Assistant Superintendent of Police Course 3. He worked in various Police commands across the Federation and was promoted as of when due. He was also a Principal Staff Officer to the former IGP, Muhammadu Gambo, Deputy Commission of Police, Edo State, and the pioneer Commissioner of Police in Delta State.
He also served as a Commissioner of Police in Rivers and Abia states.

He was appointed Assistant Inspector General of Police in charge of Zone One Kano State, the position he was holding when promoted to the IGP on March 6, 2002

Balogun, who was convicted in 2005 on eight charges of corruption, had his corruption case reopened in 2020.


https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/just-in-ex-igp-tafa-balogun-dies-at-74/%3famp

donprayer900:
This nairaland full with greedy and unreasonable comment. Ur comment is funny and senseless

Hahahahahaaa.
Na today you dey know?
Nairaland be like Lagos roads.
Mad people everywhere.

Abeg how dem dey use land cruiser of 140 million naira dey fight insecurity?
Clarification please!!
Cc

Number 1!
Nothing gave me joy like having a Nokia 3310 in my jeans pocket - a phone and a weapon of head breaking for niggurrs that try to do any how!

I used number 1 then 6, 4, 10, 11 then 12 before someone that was supposed to be my friend collected my #36, 000 and gave me a strange Nokia phone with 3 sim cards and double speakers.
That phone was enough music box to host a birthday party but also generated enough heat to cook beans.

What!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, I'm not surprised.
The man probably thinks Libya is in West Africa.
Any reasonable nonsense from the presidency usually comes out without his knowledge. The ones he know and those he say himself are usually unreasonable.
Thank God that he wasn't shocked to see the ambassadors in Nigeria.

nkem1992:
Carry this ones hold body

Na only you gather all these vawulence?

Damn....
This nighaar is vawulencial!!

nkem1992:
Started as a gentleman but ended in vawulence.

Where is that vawulence meme, please?

VictorGlory:
This kind of emergency period is when the fire service ought to be most effective; but unfortunately, you only see them after million worth of properties have been annihilated.

I don't know who comes late more between them and the Nigerian police.

Both of them are within the score range of 97 -100 on the lateness scale.
But that of the NPF is deliberate most of the times, especially during serious robberies.
An dem fear gun pass ordinary citizen!

dalass:


Imagine that on front page?

But they sold this thing #2.00 then. Chaiii

If you ask me, I'd say it's FP worthy.
That advert was created in the 90s and has no erotic acts, no form of nudity, no sexually suggestive content even though it's a condom advert.

Can you say that of adverts in today's times?
Go to YouTube and take a look at what they call "Best condom commercials of all time" and see what I'm talking about.
As you watch, keep in mind that those commercials are a collection of the most decent condom commercials.

Anyway, you didn't ask me so I didn't say anything.

It's the second day of the month, so...

Rabbit Rabbit

Rabbit Rabbit

Wish me luck guys!

Totilopussylick:
Over here in Europe

Citizens can decide to remove one particular title from their name and no one has time to criticize you

Nigerians are nothing but hypocrites

How about non-citizens?

Jennifer663:
Nothing new about it.

As usual.
They are just gathered to re-strategize and fashion out new ways to deceive us so we can allow them access to our national treasury again.
But I see a revolution coming.
A revolution coming, a special revolution with PVC!!