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Which kind of worship?
This ain't no worship, bro!
This are just furcking bitchhess & nigharrs feeling the vibes of a popular music.
Didn't you see the bitchhh with painted face and witchy nails giving the middle finger at a point?
Same people go to church on Sunday and do same rubbish and be feeling like Christians.
If it's possible to sort real Christians from fake ones using a machine, you'll find that more than 90% of church attendees will fail to make it.
Going to church these days is just a social outing to show off clothes, money, cars and jewelry.
Only a few go there to worship God.

Of course!
Are you waiting for the day the devil will storm naija with his full devilish regalia to the cheers of supporters before you know that naija is in deep shii.t?
Anyway, they can mob, hug, hob or even pad his leaking parts, the rescue mission is inevitable.

OBIdience is better than sacrifice!

Ok na.
E be like say na only greedy people full APC.
Something whe him for calm down for him senate collect free nomination for primary election.
I swear, Dem for give the Senate ticket to am easily.
But no, niiggaar wanna be number 1.
Even number 20 him no see...
Him think say e dey wise!
Now they have left him behind!!

Wow!!

Greatest joke of the century.
Tinubu should just forget about the presidency.
The truth is that his vice presidential candidate must come from the north.
Northern Muslims will not vote for Tinubu if he picks a northern christian as running mate.
Northern christians + southern christians will not vote for him if he picks a Muslim as a running mate.
Either way, he'll lose the election.
Letting Tinubu pick the presidential ticket was a big mistake that the APC will live to regret.

Naija I hail thee!!!
Here this from me.
Wike will never join APC.
If he does, I'll marry Tonto Dike!

They have arrived.
Grappling on thin air as usual.
We don't need to know the young man's age to confirm his fitness.
We only begin to ask for date of birth when some people with shaky shaky hands and constantly wet underpants claim to be town "boys".
Obi/Yusuf combo is the best thing to ever happen to Nigeria.
Energy, dexterity, vision, articulation, coordination, focus, records of achievements, a clear road map.
I can go on and on and on.
There's no doubt whatsoever in my mind that the new Nigeria we have craved for so long is actually coming to fruition in 2023.
The youths are wiser now.
2015 and 2019 taught us a lesson that is unfortunate but necessary.
I know there are youths who'll still tow the path of stupidity but I am confident they'll be inconsequential at the end.
May I OBIDIENTLY remind you that we are the youths, the kingmakers of Nigeria and IT IS OUR TURN!!!!!!!!

Peter Obi & Yusuf Datti Baba-Ahmed for a greater Nigeria.

LegendHero:
I sight Fayose my man. Wike is trying to build his own cap thing too with the “NEW” inscription.

Jagaban got that infinity logo, Wike bringing the “NEW” to the picture.

Someone can educate us on the meaning of that NEW on Wike cap these days.

His name is Nyesom Ezenwo Wike.

It's a political calculation.
She's a woman and she's an entertainer.
Two big edges, especially in Lagos.
Some may argue that she couldn't keep her marriage.
But, hey!
The women supporting women entourage will tell you it's the marriage that couldn't keep her.
Lagos is a crazy place with bias for the unexpected.
Even though I, as well as a lot of other political enthusiasts, see this as "not-the-best-choice", we can only wait and see how it plays out.
Good luck to her and the PDP in 2023.

The Ago Palace Way in Okota area of Lagos has become flooded due to the heavy rains on Tuesday.

At the Cement Bus Stop, it was observed that the flood was particularly heavy due to lack of proper drainage in the area.

That Ago Palace area to Amuwo-Odofin is home to most of the Ibos in Lagos.
To think that Joe Igboke is the man in charge of gutters in Lagos state and this is happening to a place where his family members reside!
Wonderful wonderment in a wondermentally wonderfied world!!

No wonder Toyota Sequoia is this big!

signature2012:
[quote author=NgeneUkwenu post=113927215]Bunch of unserious IPOB terrorists masquerading as party supporters.

The dummy Buhari you all supported in 2015 and 2019 that has brought unlimited suffering to the masses has not thought you all a lesson.

I challenge you all;Mention one thing the Buhari administration has done to change your life for better since he came to power?

Look around you,the masses are lamenting daily.Or when last did you hear Sai baba?

Now you want to push in another vegetable (Buhario 2.0) to our throat.

Don’t you guys have conscience?

Challenge taken.
When Buhari came to power, I was married.
Within 4 years after Buhari came to power, I could no longer afford to take care of my wife's ex-wife's humongous needs wants.
She left me.
Now I have peace of mind!
Thank you Bubu...

APC on the beat again!
Somebody that didn't take part in the primaries.
In Timaya's voice...
"When money don show, everybody just dey craaaaazzee"...

Hmmmmmmmmmm.
Make dem check am well oo.
E fit be vulture sef.

Congratulations to the "dummy".
Now he can enjoy his "dumminess" in peace.
Meanwhile, you don't need to wait to get ditched before you get your PVC.
Getting your PVC and eventually going out to vote is the new test of sanity.
If you ain't got no PVC, then find your way to Yaba left. That's where you belong.

SHINJA:
Stupid rapist....Cut her breast away and stone her to dead..

They should also carve out that thing under the front of her trouser, and use super glue to seal any hole that'll be left.

bibianna:
What will happen to our vulcanizers?

They'll be "pumping" other things.
There are a lot of things to pump.

Ilamina:
Anything I tried to save dying birds, they always die before I could say jack Robinson

That's because you hate life!
Start loving life and see things begin to flourish in your hands.
I come in peace.

NoQualmz:
Check d cemetery for termites, Niggarr

Nairaland!!!
Some people here are more weird than Tinibu's early morning urine.
Chai!!!

virginprincess:
, Pls what is going on?men are becoming so romantic these days, is the redpill stuff no longer working because i don't understand .

Men have always been romantic and will continue to be.
It's just that romance thrives well when the "romancer" and the"romancee" are both romantic.
FYI, 90% of the rubbish men post on nairaland does not reflect their true nature. They are just catching cruise and enjoying the fights.
Know this and have peace.

BTW,
Are you a virgin?

BTW, I made my first millions in my former life.

Zonefree:
When I made my first million, a plot of land in my area was N2M, now a plot is N7M. I regretted buying only a plot then and using the rest to carry big nyashed girls.

Don't regret anything you did with your money, bro.
You were young and stupid and it's normal.
The money would've gone into something else you wouldn't want to remember. At least, you can still remember how you slapped, spanked and fuucckked the big nyashes.
It wasn't the best way to have spent your money but you came out of it alive.
BTW,
I made my first millions in my former life. Can't remember how old I was at the time.
The problem is that I've been trying to transfer the money to my current bank account but I keep having network failures.
As soon as the money arrives, 200 nairalanders will receive 1 million naira each as weekend bonus.
Thunder fire the person who's trying to wake me!

leofab:
Nothing changed.. nicer background; new haircut and and more higher resolution camera.

1000 likes for you!!!

Ahmed0336:
I was expecting to see similar picture taken in a factory.

Even here in naija, mechanics look dirty during the day but cute at night.

God bless you.
Some people are doing everything possible to present Nigeria as the worst country on earth.
We know things are bad, but we need to be genuine about our presentations.
If that man wears those same clothes and switch places, he'll surely look fresher in Nigeria.

DBestDoc:
I still haven’t wrapped my head around the reason people keep touch with their ex partners. It just makes zero sense to me.

The moment you’re done, you should be done forever, there are millions of people, both male and female to be friends with na. Except of Course you have kids you’re coparenting.


Op, she’s a grown woman and there isn’t much you can do to change her, unfortunately.

Sometimes, maybe most of the time, the exes part in very good terms.
There could be several reasons why people part ways and one of them gets married. The connection is such cases takes time to break.

My married ex still asks me for money once in a while.
I give when I conveniently can.
It's no big deal.

AntiWailer:
Ignorant Noise makers.


Lease does not necessarily mean it was not bought.

No, sir.
Lease mean it was NOT bought.
Even if the lease is for hundred years, it's still not a purchased house.
How can s/he even post a #450m document which his/er name is incorrectly spelt?

Pathetic.

Zeeku:
go and check his Facebook page you will see the date.... Thank you

I guess his party and INEC, as well as anyone who'll reference this letter later will also need to check his Facebook page to know when the letter was written.
Thanks for your help.

Am I the only one who thinks this letter is fishy?
What kind of official letter at this level lacks a date?
Maybe the letter is dated and I'm the one who's not seeing it?
Someone should help me, please.
Besides, regretting any inconvenience his withdrawal might cost the party?
Issokay!

crownfierce:
So Buhari wanted a southern Christian that's y he brought Ahmed Lawan from Ogun state abi. Rubbish talk

And who said Buhari brought Ahmed Lawan?

I weep for my country.
I just hope there'll be a country for whoever becomes President to rule from 2023.
Amen!

TheStakeHolder:
Muslim-Muslim ticket obviously. His running mate is a northern Muslim.

Picking a Christian as his running mate will greatly affect his support from the north.

You are very correct @the bolded.
But a muslim-muslim ticket would be worse.
I see the VP slot being handed to Yakubu Dogara on a platter of gold.
He is about the only Christian politician from the north east with a reasonable fan base.
Tinubu's running mate must come from the north, precisely the northeast.
Picking someone from the northwest is bad for APC.
Picking a northern Christian is bad for APC.
Picking a Muslim to make a Muslim-Muslim ticket is bad for APC.
Some people would say Abiola & Kingibe won the 1993 election. They forget that 1993 is nearly 30 years ago and the religious polarisation at that time is insignificant compared to what is obtainable in today's Nigeria.
This presidency will be so easy for Atiku to win.
I've said it severally and I'll say it again.
Buhari never wanted Tinubu to emerge as the flag bearer for this very reason.
A southern Christian would have been a better option so a north-eastern Muslim would easily be picked as the VP.
But Tinubu's greed had its way and Atiku becomes Nigeria's next president.
Congratulations AA.