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VeeVeeMyLuv:The last picture can help your matter. Zoom, zoooom, zooooooom. |
Oyinbo sef get village people oo. See as dem make d man forget say bathroom sef dey d place. |
Elvictor:You are assuming he can read? |
Hmmmm. I just hope this document is not fake sha ooo. FG declares Monday & Tuesday and the document says FG has declared Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday. Something is off about this. |
addictiv:Please refer to The Marriage Act, Laws of the Federation of Nigeria, Chp 28, Sct 35 (1). In case you don't have access to the document, this is what it says: "No marriage in Nigeria shall be valid where either of the parties thereto at the time of the celebration of such marriage is married under customary law to any person other than the person with whom such marriage is had." Did you know that the old Criminal Code of Lagos State Cap C17, section 370 prescribed seven years jail term for bigamy? The law was amended only in 2011 and the jail term removed. Now to the bolded in your comment, in law, something that is not legal is not necessary illegal, it is only "not legal". Just as a glass that is " not full" is not necessarily "empty" and a man that is "not tall" is not necessarily "short". Also, water that is "not hot" is not necessarily "cold". Something can only judged illegal only when it is criminal and punishable under relevant sections of the law no matter what section of the section it occurs. Theft, for instance, is a crime whether or occurs in the village, city, inside the church or mosque or wherever. That's not the case with bigamy/polygamy. The laws of bigamy only applies when a man/woman legally married to a woman/man somehow manages to marry another woman/man in a marriage registry thereby holding two marriage " valid" certificates at the same time. If a man/woman marries another woman/ man anywhere else but a marriage registry (church, mosque, village), the law does not apply because the latter marriage is not recognised by law. I hope you can understand my explanation? |
The motive clear. Jere will be in charge of the borders before and during the elections. Don't tell me you still haven't figured it out. |
Premiumwriter:Polygamy is not legal in Nigeria. It might interest you to know that even though polygamy is neither legal nor illegal, it is unlawful in Nigeria. No marriage registry will issue a certificate of marriage to a man who is already married and has an existing marriage certificate. That is why people go through divorce and settlements before taking another wife. States governed by sharia law allow polygamy within the context of their local laws. Still, they can not issue more than one marriage certificate to a man at any given time. |
The painful thing about being killed in Nigeria is that you're killed in a useless country by a useless ritualist who will use your useful organs for a useless means. At the end, the idiot will not even become rich. You must not rest in peace until all the people involved in your death are hunted down. Fight! Spirit of the dead girl, fight!!! |
Iamyemmie:That's legit bro. They don't ask for money before you get a job but they collect 20% of your first full salary. Usually, your employer will be notified and they (your employer) will deduct and pay to the agency. |
HitSong:Sorry bro. But every man is destined to marry a whøré. Just pray that the one you'll marry won't be popular. Only geniuses will understand. |
Hmmmm |
End time Uber driver! |
Nigeria!! Who do us this thing?!!!! |
So GYB is the first to comment. I mean first to buy form. Anyway, him fit eventually become the DG of the campaign organisation of whoever wins the primary election. |
Forming groups up and down just to collect money from politicians. Abeg shift! |
IMO01:How can Dangote group be worth $40 billion when Dangote is worth $14.3 billion? Oh, maybe Dangote is worth $14.3 billion and group is worth $25.7 billion? |
Laeroy:Sorry, ma'am. Faith won't get you this kinda whip. You've gotta claim it by works; the work of your body. It's either you use your lower body to twerk, twist and fucckk or your upper body to think, create and earn. Take my advice and go for the latter. Faith without work is dead! |
Nonsense and ingredients!! Men are approaching her joor. Maybe not the money bags that her friends are balling with. At 20, she should be focused on her studies and plan a careful life instead of lamenting about pricck. Someone should tell her to face her studies and career before UniLag boys will reconfigure her pwussy for her. Abi she don change her course from mass communication to men's communication? |
Acme45:Watching child pornography earns you 14 years in jail. Be guided! |
MrOON:Add the cost of campaigns and prosecuting the elections proper (delegates bribes, agents, ballots snatchers, polling unit disrupters, returning/collating officers bribes, other "logistics" and the amount will run into over 300 million naira.So whoever becomes president will aim to recover at least 75 million a year. Salary is 14 million. That leaves 61 million to be recovered by others means. Add profit for investment and you'll see that if APC produces the next president of Nigeria, looting will eventually be legalized. |
CaptainFM1: ![]() That'll make you a cancellor. Abi na counsellor, councillor or chancellor you go be sef? |
The husband will ask the wife whether the chicken in their neighbours yam barn still has its tail feathers shipped via AliExpress on the night before President Obama bought his first oven with the loan Buhari took from China knowing full well that his neighbours in the White House all have diarrhoea six months to the first daughter's graduation from picking up agege bread right beside Mc Oluomo's kitchen while Tinubu was talking about his plans to build the first flyover in Zimbabwe to make sure that Dino Melaye does not take advantage of Osinbajo's skin colour to withdraw money from his grandmother's account. If you were the wife, what would your response be? |
Bbbwings:That's my point. They've been supplying weapons and logistics to Ukraine. Now they are saying they are not ready to fight Russia. Putin made it clear that any interference will result in a response. They've interfered. Saying they aren't ready for any war with Russia is just trying to massage Putin's ego to make him feel that he'll defeat NATO should he go to war with them now. To me, the statement is just a mind a game. I may be wrong though. |
Mind games!! I hope Putin won't fall for this. |
When I read to the "he couldn't even feed me" part, I gave up! Why on earth would a full grown-up lady in this century still wait for somebody to feed her? Cook your goddamn food and eat! This is an eye-opener for all the ladies who plan to make marriage a meal ticket. Don't get married until you understand that marriage is a partnership between two capable adults. Period!!! |
Kirchoffs:Vaseline crew member. Hope you read the circular by the LASG? 14 years of feasting on Russian beans is no joke oo. Be guided. |
The blame is on 1. the school 2. the parents You can not blame the children. The reason why they are called "children" is that they can't make reasonable decisions most of the time. That's why there must be an adult around them to guide them. The first problem was the parents allowing their kids to use phones unsupervised. We all know what that means. The second problem was the school allowing the kids (whose minds are already eager to experiment with what they've watched) mix without supervision. One could argue that well trained children should be able to distinguish between right and wrong even at a very young age. That is true for only a very few children from extremely morally sound homes. We should not forget also that even the most morally sound child is still in grave danger of compromise if left unsupervised with morally decadent children. Even adults with good manners are at risk of bad influence if they associate with bad people, let alone children. Bad company truly corrupts good manners, so says the Bible. |
Ok. Just keep me posted. Meanwhile, issues were raised by the mother of the girl in her video. 1. The school tried to cover it up: lame action by the school management. Even though they may want to protect their image and that of the young lads, they should have known better since the video was already on the internet. 2. The girl was raped: very unlikely. Even though I've not watched the video due to suspicion of it being pornographic (from comments I've read so far online), the reactions by commentators who have watched the video suggest that there was no rape. 3. The girl was given a substance (most likely a hard drug) to take before the act: it's possible. Although it can still be deduced that if she was given any drug before the act, then she must have been taking that drug (or any other drug of similar effect) not to have been overwhelmed by the effect of the drug. There was no mention of any inconsistency on the part of the kids by those who watched the video. 4. The girl was lured into the boys' room to collect her phone charger, then raped: Someone who watched the video confirmed to me that there were other female children in the room during the act as contained in the video (anyone who has watched the video can verify this please). If that is true, then the room in which the unfortunate act occurred wasn't a boys' room. Did the school fail? You bet they did! How can boys and girls of that age be left together in a hotel on their own? There should have been an adult with them 24/7. Just like in the school hostels, and classrooms, children (especially boys and girls) must never be left alone in a closed space without the supervision of an adult. The school failed woefully in that regard and now they'll pay heavily for that. Did the parents fail? Unimaginably so!! In this age where destructive digital content are flying all around the internet like wildfire, how on earth are 10 - 13-year-old children allowed smartphones of their own? Parents have failed in their responsibility of good parenting in the name of loving their children and making them comfortable. From the comments I've read online about this issue, it sounds like the little girl acted like someone who knew what she was doing. The question is: how and where did she learn to do those things? The answer is: most likely from her phone after which she started experimenting. The way forward: 1. Both the parents of the children and the school ownership should accept their share of the blame for the unfortunate incident. 2. Adequate measures should be put in place to reduce this kind of incident. 3. Parents should not let their children use smartphones unsupervised until they turn 18. 4. Parents should partner more resolutely with their children's schools to ensure that preventive and corrective measures are effectively applied. Some parents fight schools when they are informed of possible wayward tendencies of their children and even threaten withdrawal. That attitude should stop. 5. Supervisors of school children (especially those in boarding schools) should brace up and become more committed because this will most likely lead to a spike in the "tendency to experiment" by school children under their care. Kindly ignore any typographical errors in the write-up. Note that this is my personal opinion as an individual and a concerned Nigerian. Peace. |
E for sweet say evri person whe chuk mouth for this matta dey use contri man English like di one whe those ogbonge husband & wife use for the iv so. Una dho oo. |
Mumu ban. This ban be like say make hospitals ban pigs from visiting their family planning unit. Very useless and inconsequential. |
As per say I comment for the "How much was your first salary thread", make I comment here too na. Make e for no lost. Current salary = 8 digits. 6 digits integer, 2 digits mantissa. Sum of integer digits = 17. Sum of mantissa digits = 8. Last 2 integer digits are a mirror of mantissa digits. Last 3 integer digits are less than 5. Need more clue? |
All hail the gangster king!! Let's see how long this one will last. |
and the amount will run into over 300 million naira.