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TravelRe: DJ Soda Kicked Out Of U.S Airplane For Wearing "Offensive" Pants (Photos) by LollySeaSide: 6:25am On Apr 30, 2022
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Who has the video of the altercation
Let us check something
The last picture can help your matter.
Zoom, zoooom, zooooooom.
Foreign AffairsRe: Neil Parish Caught Watching Porn In Chamber, Suspended From Parliament by LollySeaSide: 6:17am On Apr 30, 2022
Oyinbo sef get village people oo.
See as dem make d man forget say bathroom sef dey d place.
Foreign AffairsRe: Norway Shuts Borders, Ports To Russian Goods, Exempts Fishing Vessels by LollySeaSide: 8:43pm On Apr 29, 2022
Elvictor:
grin grin you don't read, do you?
You are assuming he can read?
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Government Declares May 2,3 And 4 As Public Holiday by LollySeaSide: 8:22am On Apr 29, 2022
Hmmmm.
I just hope this document is not fake sha ooo.
FG declares Monday & Tuesday and the document says FG has declared Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday.
Something is off about this.
FamilyRe: Ladies: Can You Accept To Be A Second Wife? by LollySeaSide: 7:47am On Apr 29, 2022
addictiv:
Wrong Sir... When you say something is not legal.. It means its illegal and not recognised by law. However in Nigeria a man can LEGALLY marry ass man wives as he deems fit irrespective of geography and religion. The traditional marriage is absolutely recognised by the customary courts.
Please refer to The Marriage Act, Laws of the Federation of Nigeria, Chp 28, Sct 35 (1).
In case you don't have access to the document, this is what it says:

"No marriage in Nigeria shall be valid where either of the parties thereto at the time of the celebration of such marriage is married under customary law to any person other than the person with whom such marriage is had."

Did you know that the old Criminal Code of Lagos State Cap C17, section 370 prescribed seven years jail term for bigamy?
The law was amended only in 2011 and the jail term removed.

Now to the bolded in your comment, in law, something that is not legal is not necessary illegal, it is only "not legal".
Just as a glass that is " not full" is not necessarily "empty" and a man that is "not tall" is not necessarily "short". Also, water that is "not hot" is not necessarily "cold".

Something can only judged illegal only when it is criminal and punishable under relevant sections of the law no matter what section of the section it occurs.
Theft, for instance, is a crime whether or occurs in the village, city, inside the church or mosque or wherever.
That's not the case with bigamy/polygamy.
The laws of bigamy only applies when a man/woman legally married to a woman/man somehow manages to marry another woman/man in a marriage registry thereby holding two marriage " valid" certificates at the same time.
If a man/woman marries another woman/ man anywhere else but a marriage registry (church, mosque, village), the law does not apply because the latter marriage is not recognised by law.
I hope you can understand my explanation?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Extends Tenure Of Isah Jere (NIS Boss) Despite Attaining Retirement Age by LollySeaSide: 3:11pm On Apr 28, 2022
The motive clear.
Jere will be in charge of the borders before and during the elections.
Don't tell me you still haven't figured it out.
FamilyRe: Ladies: Can You Accept To Be A Second Wife? by LollySeaSide: 2:53pm On Apr 28, 2022
Premiumwriter:
Polygamy is not a sin.

Polygamy is completely legal.

Polygamy is better than adultery.

Instead of cheating marry a second wife.

One man. One wife is not bad too.
Polygamy is not legal in Nigeria.
It might interest you to know that even though polygamy is neither legal nor illegal, it is unlawful in Nigeria.
No marriage registry will issue a certificate of marriage to a man who is already married and has an existing marriage certificate.
That is why people go through divorce and settlements before taking another wife.
States governed by sharia law allow polygamy within the context of their local laws. Still, they can not issue more than one marriage certificate to a man at any given time.
NYSCRe: Missing Corper Stephanie Se-Ember Terungwa Is Dead, Her Vital Parts Removed by LollySeaSide: 10:18pm On Apr 27, 2022
The painful thing about being killed in Nigeria is that you're killed in a useless country by a useless ritualist who will use your useful organs for a useless means.
At the end, the idiot will not even become rich.
You must not rest in peace until all the people involved in your death are hunted down.
Fight!
Spirit of the dead girl, fight!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Has Anyone Seen This Before by LollySeaSide: 10:11pm On Apr 27, 2022
Iamyemmie:
Abi this guy wan run me street lol
That's legit bro.
They don't ask for money before you get a job but they collect 20% of your first full salary.
Usually, your employer will be notified and they (your employer) will deduct and pay to the agency.
RomanceRe: Prophet Zagabe Chiluza Marries 4 Virgins At Once by LollySeaSide: 9:10pm On Apr 26, 2022
HitSong:
Fantastic

That's the best standard every sane man should emulate.

How can I marry a liability yet, she'll be a used and LEFTOVER product.

If their standard is a handsome, God fearing and financial stable man, then my standard is a VIRGIN, obedient and a beautiful lady and I won't compromise.

Every girl that has had sex with my than 2 people is a WHÓRE except in a case of rape.

Whóres are worthless people

Whóres don't have capability to love or care about anyone but themselves

WHÓRES don't deserve bride price.

NEVER MARRY A WHÓRE.
Sorry bro.
But every man is destined to marry a whøré.
Just pray that the one you'll marry won't be popular.
Only geniuses will understand.
CrimeRe: Mortuary Attendant Decapitates Dead Body In Ogun, To Sell Head For N50K by LollySeaSide: 7:41pm On Apr 26, 2022
Hmmmm
CrimeRe: Man Cries Out After An Uber Driver Absconded With His Car In Lagos (photos) by LollySeaSide: 7:37pm On Apr 26, 2022
End time Uber driver!
PoliticsRe: Crisis In Police Service Commission Over Magu's Promotion To AIG by LollySeaSide: 6:36pm On Apr 26, 2022
Nigeria!!
Who do us this thing?!!!!
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello Pays N100m APC Presidential Nomination Fee by LollySeaSide: 6:33pm On Apr 26, 2022
So GYB is the first to comment.
I mean first to buy form.
Anyway, him fit eventually become the DG of the campaign organisation of whoever wins the primary election.
PoliticsRe: 2023: CPCEN To Enhance Peaceful & Credibility Of Electoral Process In Nigeria by LollySeaSide: 6:28pm On Apr 26, 2022
Forming groups up and down just to collect money from politicians.
Abeg shift!
BusinessRe: Do We Have Any Self-Made Company In Nigeria That Can Be Bought For $40 Billion? by LollySeaSide: 3:30pm On Apr 26, 2022
IMO01:
Dangote group
How can Dangote group be worth $40 billion when Dangote is worth $14.3 billion?
Oh, maybe Dangote is worth $14.3 billion and group is worth $25.7 billion?
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo’s Daughter, Priscilla, Acquires New Benz (Photos) by LollySeaSide: 10:02pm On Apr 24, 2022
Laeroy:
God bless Me with this Whip.I claim it by faith.
Sorry, ma'am.
Faith won't get you this kinda whip.
You've gotta claim it by works; the work of your body.
It's either you use your lower body to twerk, twist and fucckk or your upper body to think, create and earn.
Take my advice and go for the latter.
Faith without work is dead!
CelebritiesRe: Men Are Not Approaching Me — Esther Uzodinma (Video) by LollySeaSide: 9:18pm On Apr 24, 2022
Nonsense and ingredients!!
Men are approaching her joor.
Maybe not the money bags that her friends are balling with.
At 20, she should be focused on her studies and plan a careful life instead of lamenting about pricck.
Someone should tell her to face her studies and career before UniLag boys will reconfigure her pwussy for her.
Abi she don change her course from mass communication to men's communication?
CrimeRe: How Can I Tell Her That I Saw Her Sex Video Online. by LollySeaSide: 10:52am On Apr 23, 2022
Acme45:
the chrisland stuff now
Watching child pornography earns you 14 years in jail.
Be guided!
PoliticsRe: How Will Someone Pay 100m To Secure A Job Of 56M In 4yrs? by LollySeaSide: 9:40pm On Apr 21, 2022
MrOON:
The annual Salary of the President of Nigeria is N14058820.00k.

In 4 years, it would be N56,235,280.00k.

So why would anyone apply for a Job with N100M just to earn N56,235,280.00k
Add the cost of campaigns and prosecuting the elections proper (delegates bribes, agents, ballots snatchers, polling unit disrupters, returning/collating officers bribes, other "logistics"wink and the amount will run into over 300 million naira.
So whoever becomes president will aim to recover at least 75 million a year.
Salary is 14 million.
That leaves 61 million to be recovered by others means.
Add profit for investment and you'll see that if APC produces the next president of Nigeria, looting will eventually be legalized.
RomanceRe: What Do Couples Whisper To Each Others Ear At The Wedding Reception? by LollySeaSide: 5:49pm On Apr 20, 2022
CaptainFM1:
With all these talk, I go just cancel the wedding.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
That'll make you a cancellor.
Abi na counsellor, councillor or chancellor you go be sef?
RomanceRe: What Do Couples Whisper To Each Others Ear At The Wedding Reception? by LollySeaSide: 1:04pm On Apr 20, 2022
The husband will ask the wife whether the chicken in their neighbours yam barn still has its tail feathers shipped via AliExpress on the night before President Obama bought his first oven with the loan Buhari took from China knowing full well that his neighbours in the White House all have diarrhoea six months to the first daughter's graduation from picking up agege bread right beside Mc Oluomo's kitchen while Tinubu was talking about his plans to build the first flyover in Zimbabwe to make sure that Dino Melaye does not take advantage of Osinbajo's skin colour to withdraw money from his grandmother's account.

If you were the wife, what would your response be?
Foreign AffairsRe: Richard Barrons: NATO Is Not Ready For War With Russia by LollySeaSide: 1:03pm On Apr 20, 2022
Bbbwings:
They've been supplying weapons since
That's my point.
They've been supplying weapons and logistics to Ukraine.
Now they are saying they are not ready to fight Russia.
Putin made it clear that any interference will result in a response.
They've interfered.
Saying they aren't ready for any war with Russia is just trying to massage Putin's ego to make him feel that he'll defeat NATO should he go to war with them now.
To me, the statement is just a mind a game.
I may be wrong though.
Foreign AffairsRe: Richard Barrons: NATO Is Not Ready For War With Russia by LollySeaSide: 12:42pm On Apr 20, 2022
Mind games!!
I hope Putin won't fall for this.
FamilyRe: Lady Calls Out Her Newly Wedded Husband For Deceiving Her Into Marrying Him by LollySeaSide: 10:56am On Apr 20, 2022
When I read to the "he couldn't even feed me" part, I gave up!
Why on earth would a full grown-up lady in this century still wait for somebody to feed her?
Cook your goddamn food and eat!
This is an eye-opener for all the ladies who plan to make marriage a meal ticket.
Don't get married until you understand that marriage is a partnership between two capable adults.
Period!!!
EducationRe: Truth Or Dare Sex Video: Chrisland, The Parents Or The Girl - Who Is To Blame? by LollySeaSide: 4:01pm On Apr 18, 2022
Kirchoffs:
Gather here if you had a massive erection while watching the video grin grin
Vaseline crew member.
Hope you read the circular by the LASG?
14 years of feasting on Russian beans is no joke oo. Be guided.
EducationRe: Truth Or Dare Sex Video: Chrisland, The Parents Or The Girl - Who Is To Blame? by LollySeaSide: 3:46pm On Apr 18, 2022
The blame is on
1. the school
2. the parents

You can not blame the children.
The reason why they are called "children" is that they can't make reasonable decisions most of the time. That's why there must be an adult around them to guide them.

The first problem was the parents allowing their kids to use phones unsupervised. We all know what that means.
The second problem was the school allowing the kids (whose minds are already eager to experiment with what they've watched) mix without supervision.
One could argue that well trained children should be able to distinguish between right and wrong even at a very young age.
That is true for only a very few children from extremely morally sound homes.
We should not forget also that even the most morally sound child is still in grave danger of compromise if left unsupervised with morally decadent children.
Even adults with good manners are at risk of bad influence if they associate with bad people, let alone children.
Bad company truly corrupts good manners, so says the Bible.
EducationRe: Lagos Shuts Down Chrisland School Indefinitely Over Sex Tape Of Minors by LollySeaSide:
Ok.
Just keep me posted.
Meanwhile, issues were raised by the mother of the girl in her video.
1. The school tried to cover it up: lame action by the school management. Even though they may want to protect their image and that of the young lads, they should have known better since the video was already on the internet.
2. The girl was raped: very unlikely. Even though I've not watched the video due to suspicion of it being pornographic (from comments I've read so far online), the reactions by commentators who have watched the video suggest that there was no rape.
3. The girl was given a substance (most likely a hard drug) to take before the act: it's possible. Although it can still be deduced that if she was given any drug before the act, then she must have been taking that drug (or any other drug of similar effect) not to have been overwhelmed by the effect of the drug. There was no mention of any inconsistency on the part of the kids by those who watched the video.
4. The girl was lured into the boys' room to collect her phone charger, then raped: Someone who watched the video confirmed to me that there were other female children in the room during the act as contained in the video (anyone who has watched the video can verify this please). If that is true, then the room in which the unfortunate act occurred wasn't a boys' room.

Did the school fail?
You bet they did!
How can boys and girls of that age be left together in a hotel on their own?
There should have been an adult with them 24/7.
Just like in the school hostels, and classrooms, children (especially boys and girls) must never be left alone in a closed space without the supervision of an adult.
The school failed woefully in that regard and now they'll pay heavily for that.

Did the parents fail?
Unimaginably so!!
In this age where destructive digital content are flying all around the internet like wildfire, how on earth are 10 - 13-year-old children allowed smartphones of their own?
Parents have failed in their responsibility of good parenting in the name of loving their children and making them comfortable. From the comments I've read online about this issue, it sounds like the little girl acted like someone who knew what she was doing.
The question is: how and where did she learn to do those things? The answer is: most likely from her phone after which she started experimenting.
The way forward:
1. Both the parents of the children and the school ownership should accept their share of the blame for the unfortunate incident.
2. Adequate measures should be put in place to reduce this kind of incident.
3. Parents should not let their children use smartphones unsupervised until they turn 18.
4. Parents should partner more resolutely with their children's schools to ensure that preventive and corrective measures are effectively applied. Some parents fight schools when they are informed of possible wayward tendencies of their children and even threaten withdrawal. That attitude should stop.
5. Supervisors of school children (especially those in boarding schools) should brace up and become more committed because this will most likely lead to a spike in the "tendency to experiment" by school children under their care.

Kindly ignore any typographical errors in the write-up.
Note that this is my personal opinion as an individual and a concerned Nigerian.

Peace.
RomanceRe: Wedding Invitation In Pidgin English (Pictured) by LollySeaSide: 2:50pm On Apr 18, 2022
E for sweet say evri person whe chuk mouth for this matta dey use contri man English like di one whe those ogbonge husband & wife use for the iv so.
Una dho oo.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Bans Boris Johnson From Entering The Country by LollySeaSide: 1:19pm On Apr 16, 2022
Mumu ban.
This ban be like say make hospitals ban pigs from visiting their family planning unit.
Very useless and inconsequential.
CareerRe: How Much Is Your Current Salary? by LollySeaSide: 1:11pm On Apr 16, 2022
As per say I comment for the "How much was your first salary thread", make I comment here too na. Make e for no lost.
Current salary = 8 digits.
6 digits integer, 2 digits mantissa.
Sum of integer digits = 17.
Sum of mantissa digits = 8.
Last 2 integer digits are a mirror of mantissa digits.
Last 3 integer digits are less than 5.
Need more clue?
CultureRe: Oluwo Of Iwo And Queen Firdaus Step Out Together For The First Time (Pics) by LollySeaSide: 8:32pm On Apr 15, 2022
All hail the gangster king!!
Let's see how long this one will last.

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