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PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar To Name Wike As Running Mate - Tribune by LollySeaSide: 6:55am On Jun 09, 2022
Manny21:
Wike ke? O wrong now. Wike is too wild and ambitious to be tamed as a VP. It is a very fatal political error to pick an ambitious VP. Go and ask Obasanjo. Jonathan and Osibanjo managed crisis as VPs because they are naturally humble. I don't see Wike as a cooperative VP.
Atiku wasn't a cooperative VP so he knows the game of ambitious VPing more than anyone in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: 'Tinubu Will Run with A Muslim VP': NNPC deletes tweet, issues disclaimer by LollySeaSide:
Yesterday evening, I was speaking to my friend about the implication of the Tinubu's "victory" on the chances of the APC in 2023 presidential election.
Let me start by saying that whoever becomes Nigeria's president in 2023, we'll definitely have an upgrade from what we've had from 2015. At least all the presidential candidates are educated and successful businessmen (don't ask me the kind of business Tinubu has please).
Now to the main issue.
Over time, the North has been known for its cunning political tendencies.
An average hausa/Fulani man would prefer power to remain in the North than voting for a southerner, especially a Tinubu who would be very difficult to manipulate.
The build up to the APC primaries revealed a lot about the intentions of the "kingmakers" in the APC. Clearly, they were not disposed to a Tinubu candidacy. Tinubu knew that very well hence his outbursts and shadings, of which even Buhari was not spared. I'm still not convinced that Buhari would forgive him anytime soon.
Now to the most difficult task - picking a running mate.
Tinubu's running mate should come from the North if APC hopes to have a good outing at the polls.
Will the northern power brokers, 99.9% of whom are Muslims, hand the VP slot to a Christian?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Even if they ponder that possibility, which northern Christian politician in the APC has enough political momentum to contest votes with Atiku?
Well...
Former speaker of the HOR, Yakubu Dogara comes to mind, maybe.
He is from Bauchi (same geopolitical zone as AA), has consistently won elections in his federal constituency under the PDP even when the the ANPP won the gubernatorial election in 2007 & 2011; and the APC won in 2015.
He is arguably qualified to run with Tinubu in 2023.
Unfortunately, he has been conspicuously not visible of late.
It remains to be seen who will emerge as Tinubu's running mate.
Time shall tell.
RomanceRe: Should I Shoot My Shot Or Let Her Be? by LollySeaSide: 2:42pm On Jun 04, 2022
AncientGuy:
Well, she doesn't look like a child nor act as one
But she's is 17 and she's still a child!!
BusinessRe: Facts About Dud Cheque by LollySeaSide: 10:04am On Jun 04, 2022
Why does the woman has a dud face?
I'm asking for a friend.
CareerRe: Have You Ever Been Insecure About What You Studied In School? by LollySeaSide: 4:13pm On Jun 02, 2022
It all boils down to the nature of the society.
Bachelors graduates dey shade HND graduates.
Inside bachelors degree sef, medical graduates feel superior.
Even in the medicals, surgeons see themselves as more important.
Check very well and you'll discover that those who studied science related education bad mouth those who studied courses like PES, GaC, ANFE, etc.
It's called the way of life.
If you ever want to be relevant in the society, you must forget about what you studied in school and begin to look for ways to solve people's problems.
Education is not a scam, depending on your paper certificate is.
Intellectual qualification overrides paper qualification in today's world.
SportsRe: Which Is More Painful Between Relationship Heartbreak & Betslip? by LollySeaSide: 10:57pm On May 31, 2022
paulolee:
I swear....heartbreak of year no fit make street boys cry no matter how hard it hurts but I don see hard guys de cry for tickets wey last game cut...boys de cry like baby...
abi na wen crystal palace win city n cut boys tickets like mad...
for my hood, almost 500k lost dt day....one punter Gv us game n we all play am..mine na 30k winning n e jus pain me bt no fit noise bcoz of the amout of others tickets..
one gee put dt game for 4 different tickets n all cut dt day, almost 125k cut n na only city cut all..
the guy say e go quit gamble bcox e no get luck bt na virtual e dey play now....from frying pan to fire
D one whe dey pain pass na when you play 15 matches. 14 don enter na only one remain. That one na over 2.5.
18', 1:1.
25' penalty.
You start to dey order beer and pepper soup on top the 250k whe don sure. Na #100 you take play ooo.
You no even check livescore again.
When you finally log in to withdraw your money, boom! Na red you see.
You rub your eyes, clean am, scratch am, mop am but the red no turn to green.
You scream blood of Jesus!!
You come remember say na red be d colour of the blood sef.
Chai!!
Set in happen. Shey na juju be dat?
You kia kia go check livescore make e no come be say na wuruwuru dem wan do.
Na there e shock you pass!
Three penalties, all missed!
3 goals scored, dem cancel am say na offside!!
You look am again, refresh your fone make you for sure say no be network wahala but your internet fast like cheetah.
Na that time you remember say your village people strong pass the smell of Putin mess.
PoliticsRe: 2023: I Want To Pick My Successor, Support Me, Buhari Tells APC Governors by LollySeaSide: 6:13pm On May 31, 2022
Buhari's mind:
Osinbajo - President
Ahmed Lawan - VP.
He wants the presidency to go to the South West and return to the North thereafter.
Since a muslim-muslim ticket will be difficult to fly and Buhari and his cabal will never opt for a northern Christian as a vice presidential candidate, Tinubu's chances are almost non-existent.
Also, Osinbajo's choice will set up a religious bias in the Southwest should Tinubu decide to contest another under another party.
Buhari is also sympathetic to the course of the North East as far as the presidency is concerned.
The plan is for Osinbajo to handover to Lawan, a North Eastener.
Buhari believes that this promise is juicy enough to drive voters from the northeast towards APC, again and against Atiku Abubakar.
RomanceRe: Lady Goes Hard At A Vendor Who Insulted Her On Whatsapp (photos) by LollySeaSide: 8:03pm On May 28, 2022
RapistOnBail:

I love those sexy big foot.

Very effective for Foot-Job


You won't get bail on you next arrest, trust me.
RomanceRe: Lady Goes Hard At A Vendor Who Insulted Her On Whatsapp (photos) by LollySeaSide: 8:01pm On May 28, 2022
As per Goliath wife abi girlfriend?
Savage, I swear!
This got me really cracking.
EducationRe: Update On Constructions At ESUT College Of Medicine, Igbo-Eno by LollySeaSide: 7:11pm On May 28, 2022
DSC7:
Nawaooo......

So you didn't see that it was Desmond Elliott that built it? undecided
I wonder oo.
Some people just don't read before commenting otherwise he'd have seen that Desmond even got sand and stones from Mars.
Christianity EtcRe: 31 Dead In Kings Assembly Church Stampede In Rivers State by LollySeaSide: 3:31pm On May 28, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
31?what was God doing? grin
Smiling as usual?so sad.. cry
Can we now accept the fact that he doesn't exist cos if he exist he would have found a way to save those persons.. undecided undecided

No sensible father will watch his kids stamped to death.. cry
They are gonna insult me for sure but will never think about my statement..if God was truly alive why didn't he save those people...?
If had a brain, you'd have reasoned that
1. there weren't only 31 people in the crusade ground meaning a lot other people were saved.
2. not everyone who went to the place was a child a God. If God had to save His children, some people will still perish because they only went there to collect food and gifts not because they are servants of God.
HealthRe: Lagos Nurse Remanded For Conducting Surgery, Killing Patient by LollySeaSide: 6:27pm On May 27, 2022
Emmyreal4:
no be you go dey tell me wetin I go dey do
Sorry ooo.
HealthRe: Lagos Nurse Remanded For Conducting Surgery, Killing Patient by LollySeaSide: 6:22pm On May 27, 2022
sonofElElyon:
Yeye op confusing people.. thanks
Sorry, but the OP didn't confuse anyone.
People are only confusing themselves by having the impression that a nurse is always a female.
The post clearly says "The court did not take his plea, as the Chief Magistrate, Mrs Adeola Adedayo, said she needed advice from the Lagos State Directorate of Public Prosecutions."
HealthRe: Lagos Nurse Remanded For Conducting Surgery, Killing Patient by LollySeaSide:
Make una dey read before una comment na.
Haba!

MadamVanessa:
shocked


Serve her right.
Emmyreal4:
The Future is Female

Vagina people on the beat grin
ogbuefi677:
She no kill patient
Sarsaproko:
See her nose
wink2015:
She should have proceeded to the university for medical training on medicine and surgery instead of trial by error.
Donkissmenow:
Why na.. is It part of her profession huh
Olam09:
angry I believe she's not a Nigerian because i don't wanna be viewed as a tribalist.
The nurse is a man.
The attached picture is that of the victim.

RIP to the dead.

Warning to the living
As much as possible, visit standard hospitals for serious medical cases, especially those that may require surgery.
There are a lot of quacks out there parading themselves as doctors.
Some of them just begin to toy with people's lives once they serve as theater nurses/assistants for some times.
They believe they have enough experience to carry out surgery.
Some of them perform "successful" surgeries until a complication requiring professional expertise arises.
That is when their "quackness" will be exposed but unfortunately, it usually costs a life.
So unfortunate.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Woman Encounters Water Snake, Vows Never To Swim Again by LollySeaSide: 5:04pm On May 27, 2022
Parry afta parry, lala!
Parry afta parry, lala!!
Parry afta parry, lala!!!
Parry afta parry, lala!!!!
Parry afta parry, lala!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of President Buhari And Aisha In Malabo, Equatorial Guinea by LollySeaSide: 11:38am On May 27, 2022
Solidkay:
Has Aisha finally agreed that the mannequin in aso rock is actually her husband?
For the sake of her children's safety, yes.
Not necessarily her husband though. He's the president and she's the first lady.
PoliticsRe: Activist Worried About Peter Obi's Letterhead (Photo) by LollySeaSide: 11:26am On May 27, 2022
What about the ink used to print that letter. It looks fake to me.
Look at the characters very well and you'll discover that they used a small generator to power the printer used in printing the letter.
The fuel used for that generator was fake.

Activist whe no get sense!
RomanceRe: I'm Addicted To Peeping At My Neigbhours unclothedness While They Are Bathing, Help! by LollySeaSide: 10:18pm On May 24, 2022
igwegeorgiano:
Oga that is an irresponsible thing to do by s friend up adult like you. Besides there is a spirit of iberiberism in you and you need deliverance very urgently
I beg you to desist from insulting adults.
Thank you for your understanding.
RomanceRe: I'm Addicted To Peeping At My Neigbhours unclothedness While They Are Bathing, Help! by LollySeaSide: 10:14pm On May 24, 2022
It's actually a good addiction.
I assure you that sooner than later, you'll become addicted to boiling water being poured on your back while peeping.
Congratulations.
PoliticsRe: How EFCC Broke Into Rochas Okorocha’s House Through The Ceiling by LollySeaSide: 10:14pm On May 24, 2022
jobsonline101:
I will give you $100 if you show me a proof that this site pays you $60 per day.
Don't mind that homo sapiens.
He's either being defrauded or aiming to defraud somebody.
PoliticsRe: How EFCC Broke Into Rochas Okorocha’s House Through The Ceiling by LollySeaSide: 10:11pm On May 24, 2022
Excelboi:
This is embarrassing for a former Governor and also a former senator. If he believes is was an illegal entry, let him sue them before a court of law.
Former governor, yes.
Former Senator, no.
He is currently a senator.
I don't like Okorocha. It doesn't make any difference anyway.
I don't like the Buhari's vendetta machine aka EFCC. Again it doesn't make any difference.
Let me however mention that Okorocha jumped bail and has twice refused to honour invitations by the EFCC (according to media reports which Okorocha did not refute).
He has a 2.9 billion naira fraud case hanging on his neck and it's only logical for him to appear in court and defend himself instead of this cheap sympathy seeking games.
PoliticsRe: How EFCC Broke Into Rochas Okorocha’s House Through The Ceiling by LollySeaSide: 9:57pm On May 24, 2022
Hmmm
PoliticsRe: PDP Primaries: Dino Melaye Loses Rerun To Reps Member, Tajudeen Yusuf by LollySeaSide: 7:38pm On May 24, 2022
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
4rm senator to house of reps a whole almighty SDM? yet he failed.



dude shld be take a role in nollywood....wit his exotic super cars he fit d role of rich village uncle grabbing his community land.
You probably didn't read the post well.
SDM didn't contest a house of reps ticket.
His opponent Teejay is a current member of the HOR and defeated SDM to clinch the senatorial ticket.

https://punchng.com/just-in-reps-member-floors-dino-melaye-to-clinch-pdp-senatorial-ticket/
Science/TechnologyRe: Asteroid Twice World's Tallest Building Will Pass Through Earth On Friday (Pics) by LollySeaSide: 7:26am On May 24, 2022
Headline: pass through.
Content: pass by (very far away).
Odiegwu!
Jokes EtcRe: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by LollySeaSide: 10:01pm On May 23, 2022
I tok am!
Here we go!!
Jokes EtcRe: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by LollySeaSide: 8:41pm On May 23, 2022
Five Kinds Of Women You'll Find On Nairaland.

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The reporters...
Post anything and they'll find at least five nairaland rules that you've broken.
These ones know the Ts&Cs and rules of nairaland better than their palm pattern.
E.g.
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PoliticsRe: APC Postpones Screening Of Presidential Aspirants Indefinitely by LollySeaSide: 6:40am On May 23, 2022
How do I become a member of SDP?
Someone with useful information should drop it ASAP.
RomanceRe: I Would Have Lost My Girl Friend If Followed An Advice I Got Here. by LollySeaSide: 6:43pm On May 22, 2022
See this one...
The only thing that is real on nairaland is Lalasticlala's delicacy - snake head suya, prepared by our one and only .
Every other thing, including Seun's left blokkos is as fake as Tinubu's Russian accent.
















Even this post is fake bro!!
EventsRe: Why I Won't Attend My Cousin Brother's Wedding Ceremony Today by LollySeaSide: 6:54pm On May 21, 2022
This one is still living in the stone age.
Let me just pass and get on to something more 21st century-ish.
As if attending the wedding will help his cousin last longer in bed.
Lubbish!!
SportsRe: Kylian Mbappe Turns Down Real Madrid, To Remain At Paris Saint-Germain by LollySeaSide: 3:46pm On May 21, 2022
Trophies fought with money + power; and the latter won!
Mbappe is ok with 2nd position UCL trophy (if there'ss one for it) and making the UCL squad of the season. At least he's got three now.
Congratulations to him as he joins the list of most powerful footballers in the world.
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele & Husband JJC Cheated On Each Other - Benito Bello by LollySeaSide: 3:36pm On May 21, 2022
This young man is becoming a big problem to himself.
What's his business if his father fuccks another pussy or his father's wife sucking and fuuckiing another diicck.
After all, 13-year olds did it in Dubai.
The mumu woman who gave birth to this boy is even there enjoying all the nonsense.
Too bad.
Btw, the woman in the picture looks to me like someone who has been to yaba left.
And they boy looks "gay-ish" to me.
Car TalkRe: My Honda Accord Consumes Too Much Fuel by LollySeaSide: 4:06pm On May 20, 2022
visijo:
My Girlfriend took me to see her family today. They asked me to stay outside while they discuss serious family matters, only to find out that they were eating��
What animals are they?
And how does that help the car problem of the op?

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