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Abeg no drag God into your foolishness

Urchin Mods changing topics to stire up bigotry.

FhiBi:
Narrate how your first kiss was. There's fun in narrating it.

Hope you have your PVC?

Classickj:
Tell me a sport in Nigeria that is better and bigger than wrestling

Football is the #1 sport here, basketball, track&field sports, hockey, polo, boxing, all are bigger than wrestling in Nigeria.

Jeezuzpick:
Naaaaah....

Did you see that neighbourhood?

Those are really educated peeps, and not poor, at all.

He would have been a professional of some sort, or in the Navy.

Forget it.

He would have been exactly where he is right now.

Lol, before bandits took over kidnapping n are kidnapping every tom and harry, who where the main targets before?

Where the heck did he get his genes from?

Shokoloko:
Not true. Here in Canada, if you leave your kid in the hands of a babysitter or respite worker (who is over 16) and something negative happens to the child, you will not be accused of anything. You were not present - how then is it your fault?

The nanny is totally to blame. There are procedures to taking personal phone calls or going for personal events while at work.

You dey mind the foolish haters.

Jeweltz:
Is any of you looking for a wife? I'm � beautiful, educated, respectful, submissive, Godly, know how to cook.

Only a guy living in Canada please, and must not be on student visa.
Men in Nigeria are Heartbreakers and liars

Eyaa! Why not just find a foreign man. Nigerian men are Nigerian men home or abroad, on earth or on the moon. Even if you jam one for Mars you go still collet

If na pdp talk this kain thing I fit reson dem. No a party that can never win a councelorship in any ward in SE.

Snitch24:
Killed for what purpose

Are you really asking that question?

tegrianonigltd:
Na you be the olodo na lol, na the bosewick them dey complain for, not the chad.

Goat! Read wat you quoted.

Guderian:
Go get married

How will he go about it? Did you read all he wrote?

NovoLag:
So I recently came back to Lagos and man has been terribly bored.

I think I should use this opportunity to beg Nigerian girls to please consider us fine boys
If anyone had told me a full blooded fine boy like me will find it hard to have a decent relationship with a girl, I would’ve laughed it off..
it’s just soo hard to get a girl to date these days as a fine boy. They’ll think you’re a cheat or something
It’s darn tiring.

So back to my story; so I sent out a few messages on Facebook to some girls who were into the hookup business and after a few minutes I got replies from a few and I finally settled for one that lives closer to me.

We settled for an amount.
Sent her my pics and got hers
She looked pretty average and decent.

First red flag when this girl refused to come in the afternoon. Said she had a few errands to run and can only come about 7 in the evening.

When she finally came, it was past 9.
Had wanted us to use my apartment but on a second thought I paid for a room nearby.

Omo when this girl showed up, she was entirely different from the person I met on Facebook. Not that it was a different person, but something was just off about her.

As per se body don full, I welcomed her into the room, gave her cash as she requested.

Now down to business; “where is your condom”? She was just looking at me like she never heard of condoms before.

She said she didn’t come with any o… that she doesn’t mind going raw. Ha

I’m grateful that my head won over my prick.. I went down to a nearby Aboki and bought a condom.

Came up, wore the bags, was about to penetrate and this girl coughed so loudly I had to go put on the main light and saw that this girl was visibly and obviously sick.

I don’t know what she was sick of, but she was shivering. Omo

She kept saying I should go ahead that it’s just small cough… mehn at that point my prick don go down.
Then she said I should try raw, then if my prick gets strong again I can then use a bag.

I kept trying to understand the mumu talk.., like I should penetrate without a condom, then wear a condom later when my prick gets stronger..

This girl was out to end my life!


I just wore my trousers and left the room.
I think there’s a set of frustrated people who are out there sharing diseases in Lagos. Man gats be very careful these days.

Lol, AIDS came to visit you, na God save you sha.

ntyce:
Lol, Boswick nko? short form for Boseman abi.

I see am o! I don edit am.

ExAngel007:
Maybe they sell gas in one of those shop.

Gas expulsions can't cause such damage.

Useless olodo + followers. Chad is a short form for Chadwick just as u can say Pat, Tom, Ric, Rich, etc buy na for the Boswick I nor con get mouth.

Andre603:
I stay in Port Harcourt, I have a job paying me 50k a month. But I also have a good car.
Is it adviceable to quit the job that pays 50k monthly and start doing Bolt?

YES!

Jozilinn:
Take your child to rehab I am sure he would meet kids that were also abused there, hear their stories and decide for himself not to be like that bastard cousin of yours, install cameras in your house if you can afford it,it's really going to be hard for your kid cos it wasn't just once...if not for the sake of your marriage and the stigma I would have told you to make your cousin pay for it,but then your husband's family would definitely get involved and your marriage might just break!!!.

Your son doesn't need a broken home it might just make him become exactly what you're scared about,gosh these is really painful!!! family, family, family aren't who they seem I am sure someone in your family knew about him all along but refused to warn you about it.

Do we have rehab in Nigeria? Will she install camera in toilets and bathroom too?

loliapoopy2013:
Am confused and don't know what to do. As am typing this message, am crying and devastated, my heart is broken into bits.

I have 2 sons, aged between 10 and 14. I have refused to live with any maid up till this time, fearing they might be abused.
Am into confectionaries, so despite my stressful business, I manage my boys as my husband works offshore.

A month ago, my mum brought a 19-years-old cousin who looks like a 14-year-old boy to assist me in kneading dough. I panicked because my husband has warned me never to bring any relatives to his house. But because he is a boy and my relative, and was very industrious, I never thought of anything evil, I let him stay.

Yesterday was my birthday, I didn't want to celebrate, but my friend brought me a cake which motivated me to go to the market to get goat meat for pepper soup.

According to my friend, immediately after I left the house, my 10year old son went to take his bath, and that's when my cousin followed. Not liking their movement, she went and peeped, and behold, she saw my cousin having anal sex with my 10-year-old son���. She started banging on the door and they immediately started taking their bath, pretending as if nothing happened.

My friend told me as I got back. I confronted my son about why did he not tell me. He said my cousin cut himself, drew out blood from his body, and warned him that if he tells anyone, he will die, fearing for his life, he refused to tell me. I asked him, why he didn't tell his elder brother, and he said his elder brother is always playing ball downstairs. I then ask him how many times have they done it, and he said almost 10 times. That at first he enjoyed it but he is beginning to feel pain and doesn't know how to end it. I ask my son to bend over, people! my son's anus is wide opened and filled with injury, ������

Please house, what do I do? These are my fears:

1. My son has been introduced to gay sex life by my evil cousin.
2. How can I help ( counsel) my son and rehabilitate him?
3. I might lose my marriage because my husband warned me to protect his kids from relatives.

I need advice from you guys please����������. Please, no insults. I will not purposely put my son in harm's way����.

Send your shitty cousin away ASAP before your husband comes back or you will have to add murder case to your worries, orientate your son, use fear if possible. He is just 10yrs old, it might work. Good luck and listen to your hisbands warnings and instructions next time.

Premiumwriter:
This is the peacefulness and perfect nature of Islam

Leave religion out of this.

This is why African football is shitty. CAF should punish them for that but they are also shitty.

Anihub:
Na to switch network till it's done

You whey go dey snor by that time

Why dint you beat the shit outta the pervert the first and second time you caught him? Abi is he bigger than you?

Imagine wike as president? Jim sung un of North korea will be coming to him for tutorial on dictatorship

I knew that this useless team will not capitalise on the opportunity to climb the table.

odinga1of:
Mark CUCURELLA should go and act Spanish Movies

Lol, una wan use mouth finish una players �

We can't be holding rallies every week na. We are waiting for the D day.

ObalendeCMS:
I for like tell you one experience my mom had when I was a baby and she had to leave me in care of someone to go somewhere. But seems you no get brain so I won’t bother. Their is this bond(unseen) that connects a mother and her child, something like Bluetooth. I’m sure the chioma sef no feel anything say her child is in danger until she was told over the phone. You are not Yoruba so you won’t understand. That’s why I will never marry an ibo woman. Most of them don’t have this “connection” with their offspring, ditto the males.

You a simply a foolish bigot!

lifenija:
Yes where dey all did it

Werey

Wike has the courts in his pocket.

It's atiku loyalists vs wike's in the 2023 election in Rivers state

Amechi had these powers sometime ago, where is he now. Wike thinks he is God.

Zealoy:
Hi guys this is the plate of rice i bought this morning at the market for #400, rice #200 and the tail of fish #200, here in Lagos state

Your vote in 2015 caused it