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franchasofficia:
This is what Seun ought to have done on Nairaland.


Monetize front page such that only paid posts and highly relevant posts hits the front page.


Then start a verified account on Nairaland too, and then make the verified users pay a certain year subscription and then add some benefits like:


verified users will qualify to have at least 5 of their threads on front page every month. So it is left for the verified user to submit his most relevant threads to the mods to the screen and select one to be pushed to the front page every week. Do this and watch throlls reduce on Nairaland.


Also verified users will have direct access to private message any member or mod directly without waiting for them to respond to their PM request.



Verified users must have their full details submitted and verified by Nairaland admins before an account can be verified.



Cc: Seun reach out to me let me share more monetization tips to you if interested

Wetin concern you?

Seun don't listen to this one o! Politicians will take over Nairaland. That starting entrepreneur will not be able to push his thread to motivate or seek advice from nairalanders etc.

Nsonaso:
Promotion is different.

What he mean is like paying money just to verify.

To 'STAY or REMAIN' verified.

Allisgud:
They should pay na after all they are making money from it

Very true

Triangles1:
No be to leave Twitter for nah.

Lol, are you verified? You followers reach 10?

Keeper101:
I can never pay for social media, never

Me too. Unless for advert

buckeyemedia:
Sorry for Atiku and others, Mumu saboteur Pandora Pete just made it easier for APC & Tinubu.

I will not be surprised if Peter Obi is working for Bola Tinubu, the way he ditched pdp makes no sense.

Ayu and wike are fighting, you are calling Peter

Name the bloody ministers

Ceejay57:
if not for there keeper,I guess they can't win this match.

Is a keeper not a member of the team?

Foolish talk.

Kingcalls:
Bruno is a useless fool

Lol, the guy dey behave like who get mental issues sometimes

It's awful watching man u play these days.

Your friend ain't your friend.

The country is a jungle.

Kelechi009:
Jesus Jesus jesus!!!!

You mean you are about to lose 13 Million naira in this economy.

He never had it in the first place. He is only losing the 2H he staked.

Cherrybae:
I still have hope Chelsea will won this march.

Chelsea haters will weep and sorrow today after Chelsea wons this march.

Up Chelsea

How was the wonning?

Shey we for just the import out 8k per bag jeje!

The war that the late ex cbn governor talked about will soon start.

obembet:
I don't think anybody in this great forum press phone than I do which I believe it as become something else. I can't stay 5 minutes without. Touching my phone.

I have my phone with me at all times and check it hundreds of times a day. From WhatsApp Message to Nairalander to Twitter and so on.

Please my great Nairalanders, help me, how can I reduce this attitude, it becoming something else.

Get a job

Why I no study medicine sef?

oyebanji44:
This one beat Obidient 's fake l million man match in ph

Mumu! It's same Obidients that graced this match too.

Heart attack loading.

Your opponents are granting interviews after interviews, you are dishing out pictures after pictures.

udofia234:
Good morning guys!!! A friend asks me his question yesterday and within myself I think its a taboo, or maybe the Christian doctrine might not allow this!

His father's elder brother wife, had a daughter for another man before marrying the dads elder brother. My guy said he"s in love with the girl. He then asked me that question confidentially but I said I'll answer him after I have consulted my friends about it. pls my fellow nairalanders is this right or should one call it madness?

He really wants to marry the Lady!!! But looking at it I think they are not related in any ways now.

They are not related by blood! So he is good to go. Unless they are from SE then it won't work.

Grumio:
Hello everyone. I need help. Around May 2022, I had a fling with a girl. We had what I couldn't even call sex in the real sense of it. It happened that I tried to insert my penis but the tip of my penis only touched her vagina opening, it appeared to me like I never even penetrated in the real sense of it and even if I had penetrated it still would have been only the tip touching the vagina for less than 10 seconds but there was no thrush at all as I didn't deep it in

Also the girl was trying to sit in me and ride and in the process my penis could have touched the vagina opening with an actual thrush again and there were lot of deep kisses and sucking.

A few weeks later, exactly 2 weeks I started feeling sick with headache and two days later, I had fever, my body was hot and I was feeling cold, I took anti malaria injection and also took ciprofloxacin and amoxilin. I got better.

But by the fifth day I noticed my neck was swelling, at the back of my neck on the right side, it was towards the back. And the next day I had some sort of sore throat, it wasnt actually feeling sore, but it felt like something was blocking the throat. I also started noticing muscle tingling and pain Iin my hand and leg.

After 2 weeks I noticed rashes on my forehead, it looked like acne or pimples (I will add a picture), I applied anti bacteria and a it fungal cream and it vanished and turned to dark spots on my face.

About a month later I was seriously sick with fever, headache, cough that refused to go, I had to go to a hospital where test was carried out and I was told I had an infection slcoa my white blood count was 11700 microliter and I was admininstered with Sulfamethoxazole and trimethoprim which worked well cos in the space of 2 hours I was relieved and all the symptoms disappeared.

I then went to use ciprofloxacin again and I started developing rashes on my forehead again, I used the same cream and it turned to dark spots. After the whole thing I started feeling very hot around my neck and chest every morning and it only reduces anytime and walk around or Jog, there was no sweat whatsoever.

I haven't tested yet cos I believe my risk is such a low risk, some even said I had no risk but I have kept having panic attacks evevrythime and I am also scared of running a test.

Please Doctors in the house what infection could it be and what are the odds that it could be HIV under such circumstances?

Go an do the test na.

You don carry

Do urine culture test. You don't have hiv but definarely have an std.

ggood:
Please Nairalander how will I get my money back or the items replace .

I ordered earbuds on jumia site here in Lagos after 5 days they brought it , when the dispatch Rider brought it I was not around so call my girl and I told her to collect it and test it first before payment it was pay after delivery.

My girl call me and told me that the Rider said she has to pay first before testing , after paying the dispatch Rider zoom off , I came back after 5 minutes I tried putting it on but to no avail, I charge it no power , it's was totally faulty, I called the Rider he busying my calls.

What can I do
This is my first time of buying items with Jumia

Jumia has a 7day return policy. Contact their customer care

And his wife is an idi-amiress

obembet:
Most men don't understand that A woman's need for tender moments goes beyond the actual lovemaking.

Some men don't even know how to care for woman after having quality time. A friend of also complain that her man falls asleep immediately after the act. I know that when a man is having sex, his endorphin level is very high. But what Man need to understand what woman need after love making.

To me, I see it as wickedness.

Tell us what you need after knacking!

And snakes in pdp have moved to apc

oyebanji44:
Truly, mrs oluremi has a tender heart of a woman

Very impressive...

Lol, But you people wanted to kill PO when he went for same reason. Clowns.

Our parents dint train many of us because when we were under them there was nothing like buying food online.

wasuka14:
Yes my kid not find it very easy. We only have a bathroom. Even to read and do assignment no space again

Guy so you spend 75k every month for breakfast only and now you spend 180k for same breakfast every month. This is minus lunch and supper o! Plus other running expenses in the house. With 180-200k you can comfortably rent a self contain for your in-law and have your peace. Unless you are lying to us about those figures you gave.

Fiscus105:
Daily increment on food alone is btw 14-16k? (14*30= #420k) if I choose minimum increment spendings only on food oooo.

All of these are just to make front page, yet some hopeless and lazy readers will almost have HBP on mere figment of OP' imagination, blaming institution of marriage as usual.
.......thank God you still be able to stay in room and parlor? Wen u done with ur hallucinations you shall wake up from your dream where you saw urself in room and parlor self contained when actually you are in a single room ,"face me and face you".

Omo, even the 2500 for breakfast every morning shock me. That's 75k in a month for breakfast only o!

Op is a bloody liar!

Stupid man! Keep insulting CR7.

There is no fulani community in benue state. Fulanis are not indigenes of benue state.

Atiku will be same as buhari in terms of fulani terrorists.