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FamilyRe: My Uncle Doesn't Want Me In His House by lomprico(m): 3:45pm On Nov 18, 2022
Messi1:
I've always visited this my uncle at least four times a week. That is where I pass away time. His children all like me and any day I fail to come they must ask me why didn't come. I use the time i spend in his house to teach his children Mathematics and do their home work for them.

Today I was in his house, he stormed out from his room and ask if i don't help my mother at home. He yelled at me and what pain me most is that he said food is costly and they are only managing. He made me feel like i was the one finishing the food in his house. He said I should not be too frequent in his house if at all I must come.

I'm considering severing all ties to this my uncle, will that be right?
Yes! Go ahead. But why you dey like chop plenty food when u dey dia?

You and your uncle should vote right next year, if not even if na once a year you dey visit, the day you go there he will call police to arrest you for attempting to eat his food. Contri hard.
AgricultureRe: Hundreds Of Sheep Have Been Walking In A Circle For 12 Days Straight In China by lomprico(m): 3:04pm On Nov 18, 2022
Righteousness2:
That's some mysterious event.
GOD is using them to pass a message about the times we are in .

Folks, This World is at the tip of the edge.
There is about to be a gathering in the skies.
A gathering that will separate the Sheep from the Goats.

Live Ready oooo! JESUS is Coming!!
And what is the message? Loco
PoliticsRe: Obi Didn’t Say He Played Football With Odili, Gazette's Fact-check False (video) by lomprico(m): 9:39am On Nov 18, 2022
Moh247:
Even an Akpu munching gorrila should be able to calculate maths
Which maths? Agbado has taken over your brain
PoliticsRe: Obi Didn’t Say He Played Football With Odili, Gazette's Fact-check False (video) by lomprico(m): 9:34am On Nov 18, 2022
Moh247:
cool


Obi claim Peter Odili was his senior boy In school

*How exactly is a 6 year old in Secondary school to have a senior boy as Peter Obi in senior class form 5 or SS3?!

* He also used the pronoun "We couldn't have played"

Question remains how does a 6 years old in primary knows Odili a senior boy and graduating student of SS3 to use we as a personal pronoun



.
You no get sense. Did he said he was 6yr old when he was in Sec. School?
SportsRe: Sadio Mané Ruled Out Of The World Cup by lomprico(m): 9:51pm On Nov 17, 2022
See wetin FIFA dey cause undecided
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Portugal: International Friendly. (0 - 4) On 17th November 2022 by lomprico(m): 9:49pm On Nov 17, 2022
What an eyesore
RomanceRe: Why I Walked Away From 3 Ladies I Had Interest In. by lomprico(m): 9:50am On Nov 17, 2022
bestdudes:
Omo, I need to have at this stage ooo. My eyes have seen shege and that is because I overlooked something like these in the past. If you overlook certain things in girls, they will do more. It is best she you do not give more ground. If it starts from the first week, it will continue.
True! I know that's why I winked.
SportsRe: UFC Star Israel Adesanya Arrested At New York Airport by lomprico(m): 9:49am On Nov 17, 2022
Brendaniel:
Misunderstanding...
There was no misunderstanding
FashionRe: Ebuka Vs A Nairalander: Who Rocked It Better? (Pics) by lomprico(m): 9:47am On Nov 17, 2022
BEJV:
This Ebuka of a guy go just dey show himself anyhow lolzzzz cheesy.

But the Bini attire is one of, if not the best attire in Nigeria. Its so unique and different from all other tribes... I'm not saying attires of other tribes aren't beautiful, of they are. But to me Bini stands out cheesy
Your beads no complete, so o.........
RomanceRe: Why I Walked Away From 3 Ladies I Had Interest In. by lomprico(m): 9:45am On Nov 17, 2022
bestdudes:
Some weeks ago, this thread titled: "Not All 30yrs Old Ladies Were Approached By Serious Men In Their 20's" graced the Nairaland front page.

Here is a link to the thread: https://www.nairaland.com/7368480/not-all-30yrs-old-ladies

It is highly impossible that averagely pretty and above-average pretty ladies didn't meet serious men in their 20s. It is not possible. The problem with many ladies is that they have a very poor selection and also have a very bad attitude that chases good men away.

I am going to share my recent experience with 3 ladies and why I decided to walk away.

Lady 1: I had been chatting with this lady on Twitter without asking for her number. It has been on and off for more than one year. So about 3 months ago, I decided to ask for her number, which she delayed but later gave it on the same day.

For the records, this lady is pretty, she looks very much like Rita Dominic, very striking resemblance. Just to give you an idea that she is pretty.

We chatted a few times and then I decided to call. The first two were brief but the 3rd was much longer and somewhat boring because I was doing most of the topic or angle infusion, more like I was the one bringing up topics to sustain the interactions.

Before that 3rd call, I sent an SMS to ask if she was still at work and she replied to the SMS and said she was still at work. So I had to wait for about 1 hour before I called.

After the call, I texted her to say she has a good voice. I asked whether she sings or loves singing. It was just an innocent question borne out of curiosity because I could imagine she is a good singer with such a voice

She didn't reply to the SMS. Of course, I expected that, knowing how ladies behave over something as simple as that. While on Twitter, I asked whether she got the SMS, and she said that she saw it but didn't have airtime to reply lol...

That was a lie of course. I wonder why she would lie, perhaps she wanted to "form" or what? Ma'am, it was just a simple curious question.

I decided to take a stroll to her profile that same day and there I saw what completely turned me off. On her profile, she said people think she enjoys calls but she does not want calls and that they will think chatting her up on WhatsApp is better but she does not enjoy that either.

If that is the case, why give your number out? Why not isolate yourself from people entirely so that no one interacts with you? Are you better than those who took out time to spend it with you via calls?

I interpreted her mentality and worldview as someone who feels too important and does appreciate the effort of people who try to reach out to her or interact.

On seeing that, It was disappointing to note what she thought of others who called or chatted her up, I mean these are people's time that can't be gotten back lol.

Lady 2: This one is from Twitter as well. We started talking from a thread and I decided to DM her. I liked her energy. She was light and responsive, very open and communicative.

She started asking for my picture because I do not display my picture on Twitter. I was reluctant initially but sent it cos she persisted... after much chat, we exchanged numbers and I chatted her up on WhatsApp 2 days later. We talked about hanging out in December but she said she would be traveling to her state for the festive season.

While we were chatting, I had called before then, I simply asked whether she has entered another relationship after the last one she mentioned on Twitter.

Guess her response? she said "Do you have money to spend on my head"? For a less than 1 week interaction?

Oh, God... I knew I wouldn't want to have anything to do with this one beyond WhatsApp or Twitter. I reduced my interactions with her and it died.

For the two ladies above, I do not often remember they are on my contact anymore except when I see their status lol.

Let's move on

Lady 3: Met this one after church and we were going in the same direction. I spoke to her and we exchange numbers. We chatted, and I called. We arranged to meet up. On the day of our meeting, which was the first after that Sunday, she asked me whether I have knowledge of digital marketing or social media marketing. I said I do but it is not something that can be discussed on WhatsApp, except we meet so that I can explain it to her.

Though chatting her up was very slow as she is rarely online. She takes a few hours to reply lol.

We met and the meeting was more of a lecture with me answering all her questions. I enjoyed it anyway.

Knowing that I exchanged numbers because I was attracted to her, I had to find a way to subtly give hint. Now, here is the challenge I had. She increasingly started replying with monosyllables like "yeah", okay, no, lol, smiley ,

On noticing that, I knew it was time to exit from her life and I did.

The above 3 ladies are pretty facially and above average... With their attitude that made me leave them alone, tomorrow, they will come online to write "Not All 30yrs Old Ladies Were Approached By Serious Men In Their 20's" lol and some persons will be saying it is true blah blah...

Girls are the architect of their own misfortune. You will see a man being a decent gentleman and develop a habit that chases them away. In the same vein, they will accept the guys who do not have any good intentions toward them.

Others may believe that thread but definitely not me. I do not believe that a girl, especially the pretty ones, will live from age 1 to 30 and never come across a man with good intentions. IT IS NOT POSSIBLE!
But you have pride sha! wink
PoliticsRe: Tinubu TO CAN: I Have Not Islamized My Family, I Will Not Islamize Nigeria by lomprico(m): 7:31am On Nov 17, 2022
Why did you arrange fake bishops? I hope one of the CAN member asked him that.
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Shows Off In A Two-Piece Swimsuit (Pictures) by lomprico(m): 7:28am On Nov 17, 2022
Expired!
PoliticsRe: The Moment Bola Tinubu Screamed God Bless PDP At His Campaign Flag Off by lomprico(m): 4:23pm On Nov 15, 2022
Pesin whey him brain don twist
PetsRe: Help Me Rate These GSD by lomprico(m): 3:53pm On Nov 15, 2022
FarmTech:
Good evening. I want to buy GSD from a guy for N30k. The pictures are below. Pls advice me if it is worth it. Thanks.
They are woo woo
PhonesRe: No More 'Twitter For Iphone' & 'Twitter For Android' by lomprico(m): 3:51pm On Nov 15, 2022
Snapchat:
“I don’t respect Elon Musk because he doesn’t respect iPhone users”
Him no know your papa
FamilyRe: 10 Family Members Locked In Cage In Bayelsa Over Land Dispute (Pics) by lomprico(m): 3:45pm On Nov 15, 2022
verybadmouth:
Land dispute that killed their parents. Mumu people.
Land abi water?
PoliticsRe: Igbos Won’t Produce Nigeria’s President Through “Nzogbu Nzogbu” Politics -Soludo by lomprico(m): 11:25am On Nov 15, 2022
Dem don promise this one presidency. grin
Na so dem promise Omahi, he start dey misbehave.
CultureRe: Why Do Africans Spend Large Amounts Of Money Having European Weddings? by lomprico(m): 7:22am On Nov 15, 2022
Mild5:
That's very unnecessary, but I don't understand why we do that
We are still under mental slavery!
PoliticsRe: Defence HQs Declares 19 Terrorists Wanted, Places ₦‎5m Bounty On Each by lomprico(m): 3:42pm On Nov 14, 2022
Tomorrow they will be turbanned as Emirs and the DHQ won't go and arrest them. Lubbish!
PoliticsRe: David Hundeyin: Deloitte Denies Knowledge Of Tinubu Ever Being Its Employee by lomprico(m): 3:34pm On Nov 14, 2022
David should be careful o! Tinubu will order a hit on him soon.
CelebritiesRe: Pastor Tobi And Cubana Chief Priest Hug And Dance As Choir Sings Davido's Songs by lomprico(m): 3:25pm On Nov 14, 2022
cheesy

One of my guys said Jesus used koboko, him go use fan belt.
FamilyRe: My Kid Sister Ran Away From Home, What Do I Do? by lomprico(m): 12:45pm On Nov 14, 2022
Nelbless:
24
She ain't a kid anymore na.
Foreign AffairsRe: U.S Community, Navajo Receives Electricity For The First Time, No Tap Water Yet by lomprico(m): 8:28am On Nov 14, 2022
Marginalisation
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole: Peter Obi Creates Jobs Abroad, Contributes To Rising Unemployment by lomprico(m): 6:23pm On Nov 12, 2022
Is PO also vying for senatorial seat at Adams constituency? undecided
RomanceRe: My Fiancee And My Friend What Is Going On?? by lomprico(m): 6:07pm On Nov 12, 2022
thegroomspa:
Continue...

They had a lot of eye contact, and frankly there was seduction going on underground even when I pretend to be operating on my laptop but was deeply observing things.

On our way out as she was going home I asked her if she likes my guy, immediately she refuted and said no she only likes how he speaks like an American...

I was pained at this point, I dragged her phone and I told her I would gladly give her the contact of my friend so they can connect well...

and she was asking why...as soon as she had gone the whole pictures began playing in my head.

By the time she got to her place of work and she called me I shouted on her and told her never to call my line again that she's a loose girl and I blocked her....

She ran back to my lodge and wanted to see me I was ahome but pretended not to...
You are insecure!
FoodRe: Making Cake With Blender, No Oven, No Butter, No Mixer. by lomprico(m): 5:41pm On Nov 12, 2022
Channah1:
Why no butter?
I can't make cakes without butter though.

How can one extend the shelf life of a cake? Please I want to know the right preservation method.

Thanks.
Add alcohol
FoodRe: Making Cake With Blender, No Oven, No Butter, No Mixer. by lomprico(m): 5:40pm On Nov 12, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
There is no rocket science knowledge about baking cakes. You can bake and enjoy cakes at home the easy way without the oven or any complications. Just use your blender. I hope you learn a thing or more from this video.

Ingredients:

2 large eggs
1 cup of flour
1/2 cup of sugar
1/2 cup of oil
1 tsp of vanilla essence
1/3 liquid milk
1 tsp of baking powder
1 tsp of baking soda






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWXxsOFOPrU
What is the difference between baking soda and powder?
CrimeRe: Is It Normal For Police To Enter A Street & Arrest People Without Offense? by lomprico(m): 11:51am On Nov 12, 2022
nlfpmod:
Twitter User, Shunvilla asks Osun Police:



https://twitter.com/shunvilla/status/1590742143685259264
Christmas is close so be vigilant against Nigerian police. Such criminal act is rampant during this period. I have been a victim before.
PoliticsRe: Fuel Pump Price Hits N285 In FCT by lomprico(m): 11:45am On Nov 12, 2022
APC e ku ise o!
CrimeRe: Zanele Sifuba’s Sex Video: Nigerian Embassy Reacts As SA Blasts Nigerians by lomprico(m): 11:04am On Nov 12, 2022
AfonjaConehead:
Nobody says he's the one behind the blackmail,what we be saying is,how the hell did he get involved in this scandal?! How the hell did she know his name?!
Shey na last month dem post for FP where dem arrest one yahoo boy whey impersonate Prince Charles take scam pesin? You don't know how far these guys go.
CrimeRe: Zanele Sifuba’s Sex Video: Nigerian Embassy Reacts As SA Blasts Nigerians by lomprico(m): 10:56am On Nov 12, 2022
Agbebakun22:
Smh if Nigeria is a working country by now Diri should have been impeached
Na yahoo boys do that thing.
CrimeRe: Zanele Sifuba’s Sex Video: Nigerian Embassy Reacts As SA Blasts Nigerians by lomprico(m): 10:23am On Nov 12, 2022
I'm sure say na yahoo boy wan run her street. How can a governor be begging for 300k rand?

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