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Dad is tryin wit technology.. He can operate a tab .. He is a contractor got to send his client emails and stuffs.. But he never seems to understand why I'm always on my fone .. He complains abt my addiction to it.. Tried to explain but he will nt reason along

Mom on the other is simply not interested in anythin other than her fone,Tv and prolly microwaves

I don talk am before


I go talk am again...

NaLaugh: No. 3 is far from a plothole. That happens every day.

GBAM...do u know how big america is and how ignorant most of them are...


So u want to tell me that should wole soyinka go to a town in Kastina...na everione dia go recognize am

Abegi

kendrababy: Add me up 29680E6E

I dey fear all dis babe wey just dey drop pin anyhow

Sometin seems amiss...make I no say anytin sha


Make I no spoil market

Very very true o...even though the girl might not ask for money directly (she might be busy making her own o) but she still need to feel financially secured with the man she is dating


Everything sha lead to one thing


You can't lose women chasing money
Buh you can lose money chasing women...

#chasethemoney

There is a mistake...I can't see any changes in the tuition for art students o...

And the struggle did pay off after all

Tell our leaders...they are next... a storm is coming

Abeg wich post she dey contest for in 2015

because na politicians dey pull dis kind stunt...

Your body don full dey overflow sef...

From ur post...ur manhood seems to av a mind of it own buh I am sure u are d cause because u gave it d mind with ur dirty imaginations...maybe u shud try thinkin of anoda tin wen chattin up a girl


Try thinkin of tom and jerry

and if dat one no work...u fit try get rope and tie d tin to ur thighs or like someone rightly said...wear stonewash jeans...dat are harder than stone...

wen e don knock on d stonejeans so tey e get headache...I swear nobody to tell am wen e go drop dat mind wey hin get and adopt ur own "innocent mind" shap shap

Buh...

Op u categorically begged us not to laugh now

Witty...kind and confident

Yes...if u mean "me" few years ago...












Present me....YES

Now this is weird for a guy doing his interview somewhere in CROSS RIVERS

Just passing by



Please someone tell dem all dat "life is vain"...


Buh dose latinos are d most dangerous/animals o...d way dey kill people is very very brutal...it is a very bad way to go...

NONE!!!! Why should I limit myself...


but at all at all sha


That one with 5bodies with abortion still dey manageable small sha

I am sure the girl with 15 don do abortion bifor...buh na coded shii

Oh...u mean MISS AWE my class teacher



She is married jhur...the husband looks like an older version of me...I guess the feeling is mutual afterall

My "best friend" but that would have the special ability to...

hatux: Please can someone explain what the phrase 'virgin' means? Cos there's this guy I know who had never had sex, but he masturbates. So, I wanna know if that guy is also a virgin or not?

Technically no!!!...he know what orgasm feels like

Biologically...na virgin bobo...confirmed one because d guy neva sample bifor

Still waiting patiently...for d soft lips of that pretty lucky girl that wud "de-lips" ma innocent lips

Anyone in my shoes shud send me a PM...so that we get it over wit...

So we can both revisit dis thread and comment...


Just kidding

7 or 8 around dat age not to sure...did bad tins with our neighbor's daughter way back...

Chief drop price range now...we can know whether to add u up or not...BBM contact is much already...don't need more

Chief drop price range now...we can know whether to add u up or not....

I av missed a lot o...see the numba of pages...

Back to d topic...I heard one thing about ironman vs batman

I am pretty sure ironman would trash batman during dia first faceoff...u can't take that away from ironman...

But provided ironman didn't kill batboy...believe me...d second faceoff...bruce would finish him for good...he is very good with replanning...and after d first fight...he would know the strong points and weaknesses of ironman...

Remember batman beat d man of steel...nuff said


Cased closed

I was once in dis situation of where to sell my product...buh I av learnt one tin...d moment u start planning to go into production...

Second tin after capital shud be the target market...it is the main tin after capital...
from my point of view

I don't mind d idea of an agricultual e-bay tho...it would make things easier for small scale farmers like us

Olusanya333: I'm no more a child dat he will force his opinion on me anymore. Both my dad nd mum are sm1 dat always want u do what they want nd always quoting "Honour your Father and ur mother that ur days may be long on earth" nd me always be like "Obey ur Parent in the Lord" Though they give birth to me but i ain't their slave,i'm nt alive to please smbody but God alone.Thank God today i'm 19 nd dey r realizing they can no longer force opinion on me again. Upon all these If OAU no gree resume me i'm starting my life on my own moving out of their house when i'm 20.

Guy calm down...I feel ur pain big time

Buh dont make temporary decisions that u might permanently regret...

Just try and let dem realise that they have to trust ur decisions now...and if dem still no gree...

Endure first...Try and get something doing... sometin dat can fetch u money... that way u are financially independent....d first step to ur freedom

...den surprise dem one day...MOVE OUT...dey wud av no other option than to beg u to come back...it wud now be up to u if u want to go back or not and u earn their respect

Igodo

Indiana Jones Franchise

Lord of the rings...yeah

Dat is all I remember for now

No be una boiz dey straff dem and give dem belle ni....

Shey u fit date ugly gel?

So u date d biutiful gels...tell her lies...she thinks u are for real...whereas all na wash....U straff her...give her belle...no be her fault nah

I gat only one advise for u...marry an ugly gel

This is getting interesting

Buh for d records...that animation I watched where batman beat superman...he used kryptonite to aid his cause and u said it urself batman uses gadget...he didn't get into the fight with his physical body...he wore a metal jacket that made him virtually the man of steel

Batman knows how to control every other superhero...just try and cross to the other side and he would provide a solution to your case

Like d animation I watched of recent "batman the dark knight returns 2"

Batman and superman had a face off...oboi come see as batman beat superman...altho he wore some kind of metal jacket that made him be able to match superman...after he had trashed him...he said to superman..."I want you to remember me as the only man to beat you"

Batman go be number one...*fingers crossed*
He has everi oda super heroes weakpoint just incase dey turn bad

In all we do ALUBARIKA is the main thing

If na book u sabi...pray for alubarika

If na music...pray for alubarika

If na film...pray for alubarika

And if na politics...u know what to do

O boi e

Na this guy story make front page some days back nah

Like say I don sabi...d guy don finally murd d parents