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hotmolo: On phone...

Me: gudnyt swthrt

Grl: pls oh dnt call me swthrt. I dnt want ur gf to beat me up...

I confuse dat day fa

If na me I go tell am my gf is not a thug + my heart has four chambers and only one is occupied leaving 3 vacant chambers...so there is space for more

aynell95@gmail.:
wat will i go nd fine in osun

You can go and "FINEtune" ur english

Mr kamura...shey ur story na fact or fiction...cos I don't know why it took you so long to figure out that you have to move out of that haunted house...u get mind oh

mightyfada: Hello everyone Mighty by name from uniosun

If you need any laptop as low as 15k
(working, spoilt or new) contact me

For sale
1. HP pavilion dv6
6gb ram
500gb hdd
Battery life up to 4hrs
Barely 4 months old
Fault: spoilt screen
Amount : 35k

2. HP compaq presario cq62
2gb ram
250gb hdd
Battery life 2hrs
Fault: power fault from board
Amount: 23k

3. HP 650
3gb ram
250gb hdd
Fault: candle burnt the back of the screen so had not on since then
Amount: 15k

Used Laptops

Guy ow va...shey d lappy with d spoilt screen turning on + if I want to repair d screen like ow much shud I have in mind

nicechic: only players will request for a lady's nude pic.....serious minded men dnt. only silly gals will oblige such request, responsible gals wouldnt

Sinca na only playas request for such..Shey C. Ronaldo or Beckham go ask for ur unclad picture,una no go send am?


Buh on a serious note there is sense in what you just said..keep it up

nicechic: only players will request for a lady's nude pic.....serious minded men dnt. only silly gals will oblige such request, responsible gals wouldnt

Sinca na only playas request for such..Shey C. Ronaldo go ask for ur unclad picture,una no go send am?


Buh on a serious note there is sense in what you just said..keep it up

I once asked a girl for a nude picture...see what d girl sent me o

Ruq: Crap, how brilliant will ladies with scars on their chest be from the ones with melons ?

Lol...#SCARS...#MELONS

God created us naked and we are going back naked....so what is the fuzz all about

Dr2great: Not all naija girls.,only Apc girls will fall in love wit him.,APC girls will not only fall in love wit him,they wil marry him.while Apc boys will have him as their homo-sexual mate

What is this one saying?

nairaman66: RIP young patriots!! We can all see what havoc negligence from the Aviation Sector could cause untold hardship and sufferings to people who lost their loved ones 8yrs ago ...

DICKtator: R.I.P

The aviation sector needs to be audited and regulated wholistically

nairaman66: RIP young patriots!! We can all see what havoc negligence from the Aviation Sector could cause untold hardship and sufferings to people who lost their loved ones 8yrs ago ...

Don't mean to be insensitive to this topic...but accidents are bound to happen that is why we are human even machines don't have 100percent efficiency...so don't 'always' put the blame on someone or one sector when these things happen




RIP to the dead....peace!!!

^^^^and there goes anoda nlander wit his own prison experience....seems like almost half (just jokin) of nlanders don enta joint one time or the oda sef...people just dey confess ni sha...





My worst fear is losing my freedom (being
imprisoned or any other form of enslavement or
entrapment) one of the reasons why I try be an upright citizen of the world and one of the reasons I hate having any encounters with the NPF (no offence tho to the police)

Oya come finish dis tori oh...






omo dat guy go hear am wen dat warder chop dat beans...damn

And Sepp Blatter after the draw was like GHANA MUST GO




U beta go sell the ticket give Sweden...u can use the money to prepare for 2018 world cup and buy better luck next time

I am not fine and I am not photogenic







Who cares...

Like say she neva slept with a Naija man bifor and to make matters worse...I am very sure she must have given a naija guy B-J.o.b bifor...hypocrite...PUTA

Like say she neva slept with a Naija man bifor and to make matters worse...I am very sure she must have given a naija guy B-J.o.b bifor...hypocrite

Jade William: Yes dear.&i lov d way the was tellin were tellin their stories.I thought Hugo wud excape d law.Damn good movie menhhhh.I'v rewatched it lik 3xs.
I havn't seen a really goooood movie in a long tym. White house dwn was good but its same old same old.One big guy,killin al 20 gun men wit his skills&tactics&not dyin in d end even though he was frequently shot at or thrown frm a 10 storey building.Msh

Yeah one of my best movies this year...I have watched it over and over again and I think I would stop watching it for now...so that I won't become dumb like those guys

Mz Jade williams...you love this movie so so much, cos the way you are stating and analysing...

where is Dj Humility oh

Lol..op I dey sell galfriends o...just give me d spec and descriptions of the one yhu need + we make worldwide delivery not even nationwide o
Buh seriously my guy u just keep on entering d dreaded friendzone area wit gals u like... u can always be friend wit a gal bifor letting ur intentions known buh u av too be a bit flirty with her and subtly let her know ur intentions of dating her...don't drag d friendship for too long bro...tell her urmind and know one thing...THE WORST answer is NO...and it doesn't kill...buh I still dey sell galfriends o...xpecting ur call bro

Op two tins are involved it is either you are...NOT THIS TIME FOLKS

Seriously op...I tink it is a tin of the mind u just can't get the xperience off ur mind and u keep tinkin of it even wen u bleep other gals...just try and concentrate on the gal wit you next time..hope dis helps tho...

Dominionng: Hey team A: Nna you are right. The Igbos were the brain behind Nollywood. Disregard that dude! same reason it was once called Igbo films.

Team B: Oga, don't mind them jare. The first broadcasting corp was in the west. Tunde Kelani and the likes of Herbert Ogungbe started the concept that's being embraced today.

Team C: Walahi, those dopeys does not knw history. The first staged play was acted by the likes of El Kanemi in the old Kanem Borno Empire long before almagamation.


You see... Y'all won! Can we now have peace? Bunch of moronic, imbecilic, ludicrous, idiotic, preposterous, sophomoric Trabalistic Futtards!!!

Gbam!!!...na everitin we dey tribalise for dis forum...make we jex enjoy d good ol' times...dem no go free... infact 1million likes for you

Oludrex: No feel like superstar o.. Na me like d rubbish u posted

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At last...sometin different and good coming from a politician...a breathe of fresh air...buh make dem no use dis one dey campaign in d next election o cos d next tin we go see for poster be say..."I bought sandals for school children" a vote for me is a vote for sandals...

We still av some nice recent movies nao...most movies nao don't seem to av new and good storylines of yesteryears...buh dis thread give me nostalgic feelings no doubt

follyfly: pls always get ur facts right, r.kelly has won three grammy awards; all for 'i believe i can fly' in 1997.

* Best R&B Song ("I Believe I Can Fly"
* Best R&B Male Vocal Performance ("I Believe I Can Fly"
* Best Original Song from A Soundtrack ("I Believe I Can Fly"
* (all were won in 1997)

Let dem know...instead of make una google sometin and read up ur facts all of una dey tok child molestation...this...that...no let me vex o

Just pour hot water on her abeg shebi na to get her hot and wet...who get tym for all dis routine u post here

W*ed joint...we seem to av a lot of tins in common...

"Vigorous sex"...got me cracking...wich one be vigorous again

This is simple as A,B and C...ur ex is jealous and he wants you back, so he is doing all that is within his power to bring ur rlship down that is quite naturally in dis kind of situation...buh d answer to ur question is within ur reach...since ur current bf as not given u any chance to av doubt in ur mind that he is cheating and u av not seen him or catch him...its better u ignore d ex and move on with your "boo" until ur boo now proves otherwise (wich I pray doesn't apen)...just ma 2kobo

^^^for the second victim they plan on scammin him but he didn't fall into their trap...so there was an argument btw him and daniel lugo...wen that weight accidentally fell and crushed his head, so his own death was purely unintentional