Tinkerbel: bt after they have done d askin out they wuld pretend as if they don't care

Then try and date real men...not all dis boiz with pencil jeans looking for "relations(sex)" not "relationship"
Men have class
Boiz have swags...make your choice

Funny thread...80percent of the time...its guys dat do d asking out...I believe that is "one" way of showing or telling a girl ow you feel...

Shey una just dey know ni @op...welcome to the real world

Logan's shadow:
1 crate of alomo bitters for you ,You've done well.
I once read from a guy here on nl,some dudes attacked his date and in the process of him wanting to be the hero of the day,he got beaten blue-black and guess what,when he got up,the said date had bolted but more surprisingly,NL ladies staunchingly defended this lady's decision
So my dear frnd,once again you've done well.

GBAM...mesef rememba...

Friends with benefits things...
She gives you sex
You give her money
Win - win situation...so quit your whining
If you don't want d situation again...you have a gf right? Stick with her and stop sleeping around...

Dark Shadows...Johnny Depp + Michelle Pfeiffer

Oludrex:

Liar Oshi.. Niccur don sell hin picanto

Ow u go sell picanto wey b say u gaz use for one year...shebi na last july d guy win am..e neva reach 6months sef

Onyenna: This is Psycho-Nigger aka Serial Killer....
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Lol

She said "I recognise ur voice" that is very possible since you guys talk on fone...#harshmodeactivated


she didn't mention your name guy, she for don forget say u exist sef...so stop blushing

I don see two people for my sch win etisalat kia picanto before o...and they are still cruising the car...#soft buh I believe that only transparent (wey u see wit ur korokoro eyes) promos are real...not the one dey do on tv...wey don do arrangee for

I would be here waiting

geesilver: hats not possible cos both team finish top of their group so U̶̲̥̅̊я anticipation Ȋ̝̊̅§ wrong

Mr silver...man city finished second..check up ur facts

I want arsenal in madrid...either real or atletico

What is it with nland and ghost stories these days...ghost don dey infiltrate nland o...it about time for a GHOST Stories section for hia o and you can all see me for ghostbusting cos it looks like a lucrative biz at d moment


If d state govt helps d woman...xpect more ghost stories to pop up...mesef go form ma own ghoststory straight...

Rubbish story...ghost ko, phyno ni

21 - Jim Sturgess and Kevin Spacey...even tho the picture gave little or no clue

Justeenaleo:
I no wan knw oo abeg ,u fit open anoda thread nd illustrate lol

See what you made me do...I mistakenly broke my hymen while I was trying to illustrate in anoda thread...now I have lost my innocence #crying

Forget the guy..cos shud you go and meet him again to tell him you have feelings for him...you don turn bootycall be dat unless you don't mind becoming one tho





Wait sef what makes me think he doesn't want you for bootycall in d first place sef

Only number 1 is true...others are 'cowdung'...I don see hot and wild gal wey be virgin (don't ask me how I know oh)

I think the guy was insecured because of the age difference...cos had it been that he was older...I am quite sure he won't have attached much meaning to ur harmless jokes...well such is life and its one of those things...now stop crying over spilled milk, go out there and buy yourself a powdered milk that you can scoop back in the tin should incase it spills again (you get ma drift right)

Justeenaleo:
Hian

What is 'hian' shebi u want to know ni...and as a virgin bobo I am ready to show you the thing anatomically..."seeing is believing" or so they say

Justeenaleo:
Eeeeh Hymen kwa,for which area of d "privates"?

Get a torchlite and check dat "hole"...or u pm me and I would show you the ropes

How soon is too soon - 1hour


How far is too far - 2 hours

Tell the friend jhur...na him wan marry his sista ni...but its better you prepare for some cold reaction from his end, but wait dis is so awkward, u don't want your friends to date ur own sis...and u are dating your friend's sista...

...Actually

....Personally

....Seriously

.....I am really...


To be continued

"What goes around comes around" have a loophole jhur...just dey follow the things as e dey go around..I am sure it won't come around...don't mind all dis post wey u see here, kidnap d bf, snatch d babe and dump her ass bifor she can dump you....enuff said

Op...I feel you jare...dem go dey order like say na dia papa put d money for my pocket...tell them in plain words...if you aint happy with my offer...SCRAM!!!



Buh wait oh wich kind eatery b dat self 50naira rice...lmao

^^^^^so you keep physical notes wen u sleep with a memba of the same sex abi

This is "cowdung" the one way to know a virgin guy is by checking is "privates" for hyena sorri hymen...chikeena

^^^^ damn... you wicked oh..lmao


In case this makes fp sha make I comment

RIPD na total rubbish...e no make any bloody sense

yemi2plus: Deaphobia: The fear of Death

Your fear is inevitable and you can't definately get over it...so its best you face your fears now and life a funfilled and fulfilled life bro

I no see my own for dia o...fear of losing my freedom..I go call am frodophobia