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Nice movie...they were just plan stupid or lemme say naïve criminals...all brawns no brain+op wahlberg isn't d main actor of first 3 bourne movies...the main actor was .Matt Damon...both of dem appeared together in The Departed...tho they kinda of look alike

"Set to" fingers crossed

Show her dis thread wen d time cums...or try and buy Love Machine ahead of dat tym...den u switch off the light wen it is time for action and incase u av a brother that would ur best bet...at least d kid wud resemble someone in ur family....

dirtymoney: cool story.
but after reading in betweeb lines..... i got this....
Olawale - won project fame, becomes musician.
Taiwo - becomes a tailor
Bode - barber
Olumide - make up artist

then... story change for
Onyeka - Pregnant
Emeka - Accident.
why not add Ikechukwu died, Chibuzor ran mad.
OP. SCREW YOU. all i see is HATE message.

I don't like talkin on tribal issues here in nl...buh seriously why oh why must u read meaning to an innocent post...so had it been d other way round u wud av cared less abi...d op only talked about tins happening around him so is it his fault dat ma igbo brothers are d ones in dat situation??...we need to stop dis ish of tribe for every little for dis nation to grow...Look beyond the tribe nxt time biko, it wud help you go a long way...I rest my case

Baby montana: .ts a matter of trust.i trust him nd i know how he behaves

Yes ma'am...gud to know that you feel that way about him..me likey

Baby montana: Going back to school d next day...konji don kill my guy...

Who tell yhu say ur bobo neva 'shank' anoda chic...since all dese days, gal sorry to burst ur bubble tho but wake up to reality...

Op...I av not heard from u nao...or u want me to hunt you down...u won't like it if I shud track u o...so its better u find me nao..I wud b waiting for u...
Buh seriously go see a doctor bro...u need it bifor u bcum impotent o..just ma 2cents

D same lifelong question just a different way of asking this time around...unto the nxt thread

Babamide: How do u define a male virgin??
Someone that has never released sperm or someone that has never penetrated a vagina??

Someone whose JT has hymen in the urinary tract...back to topic op dat "tin" is overrated...if u have the opportunity to do it carry go as long as u won't feel guilty and just to be sure u aint gay and if don't feel like it...stay thru to ursef cos at d end of the day u go realise say all na wash jhur

Hmmm...I felt indifferent when I saw her...no more butterflies tho...afterall she don dey already date my padi wey sabi ow I used to feel about her...but sometimes when I look at her pictures when we were young and the crush was really hot...I get nostalgic feeling and imagine in my head what could have been.(I shud av told her ow I felt sef)

NPL is one funny league..no clear favorites...the must win at home syndrome doesn't make the league competitive...because u know it is virtually impossible to win away...what a league...nice write up collins udoh...hope they see this and maybe...just maybe there would be changes in the league operation as from nxt season...meanwhile European leagues still dey on-season..

princefunmi: Question for you? How many people still use java phones. You'll have to be a caveman to still be using one. Windows OS. Dont know of many users on that either.

On your question as to whether everyone gives a hoot about bbm. BBM had over 10 million downloads on Google Play Store alone. That is besides the figures on apple store too. So Mr. It looks like you are the only one who doesnt give a hoot, which seriously I doubt cos if you didnt, you wouldnt be posting.

Dude the fact the you and your friends don't use java phones anymore doesn't mean others don't use it , Mr I LIVE IN THE SKY...so wat if BBM has 10 million downloads...what were u expecting before, this is plain simple..it was newly released and since it is free for you to download all you lose is some data in downloading lobatan...had it been that it had a price tag for downloading do you think the download would be that much...abeg make we hear word jhur...
And on whatsapp you can block contacts..even tho the block contacts can still read ur status but he can't send u msg (almost d same as deleting on bbm)..although I rock both bbm and whatsapp and odas IMs...at the end of the say shebi na to chat...just go with the flow jhur

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Confam dia ma broda...op abeg sha no kill una sef after marathon romp o

carujmonella: No wait till another guy snatches her before you tell her about your feelings

No mind d op...keep waiting for d perfect moment dat would never come...y not take her to the moon and ask her out

The answers here are going to be same nao...even if e no d same sef...two tins are always going to be constant 1. Bosoms
2. Bottom
Cos I know say na wetin we guys check out mostly be dat

Actually I'm speechless..wetin persin no go hear for nl sef....unto the next thread straight

Just maybe u dated introverts and u too happen to be one, so makin evritin borin...maybe in ur nxt rlship try new tins...be spontaneous...don't try and make d rlship a routine stuff...anoda factor might be infatuation so u got bored afta realizing d feelin are just mirage apens most times tho and finally mayb u dated ur partner out of pity just becos he is persistent doesn't mean u av to go out wit me...make him see reasons u can't date him don't do it out of pity...hope dis helps sha

Op...two tins are involved..it is either you have been used for rituals or u av hiv...if u av hiv u safe, if u are used for rituals two tins are involved...either u die slowly or u just die suddenly...if u die suddenly u are safe buh if u die slowly two tins are involved,either u start vomitting money or u start to shrink...if shrink u are safe but if u vomit money two tins are involved u either vomit currency or cowries...if u vomit cowries u are plain useless not safe but if u vomit currency two tins are involved either u vomit dollars or naira if u vomit naira u are safe but if u vomit dollars two tins are involved...its either u find me nao and start vomittin in ma ous or I hunt u down and take u by force either way u aint safe...make ur choice

My own wud be losing my freedom (being imprisoned or any other form of enslavement or entrapment) one of the reasons why I'm a upright citizen of the world and one of the reasons I hate having any encounters with the NPF (no offence tho to the police)

This op can fantasize abeg...u beta wake up to hard and harsh reality cos ur oga don dey shout ur name since

No mind dem...although no one is saying be cheap or anytin o..buh don't waste a guys time wen u know at d end of the day u will agree..abeg d'banj don tok finish "no tym to check tym"

Iraq of course...
If na state for naija...definately Borno

tell your friend to play dead...or make he run go anoda area of the country

" wtf did d dude above me justadd smallville in the worst series list..*faints* some ppl eh"

Yeah I jex did and I will over and over again...the series was cool in d first 4 seasons wen every episode has it own villain...loved it then...but it got boring along the line and I just didn't feel the vibe again...so it a no no for me

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Ur friend funny sha...she changed her numba cos of poo....climbed out the window wich may or may not be risky because of poo...left the guy wondering and scared(I would be scared if I was d guy o) because of poo....damn seriously d gal is funny...shebi na everyone dey shiite...no biggie nao...if na me I go call d dude and tell him to get me tissue paper and water to clean up abeg...shebi himsef dey shiite