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AgricultureRe: Can Jackfruit Be Grown In Nigeria? [pictures] by Longnthick(m): 12:47am On Dec 09, 2025
Mariangeles:
Really?
I wonder why I haven't seen it, at least in the Southeast.
It's in the southeast bro, I even have it in my compound.
BusinessRe: What I Ordered Vs What I Got: Man Calls Out Jumia Over Wrong Product (Video/pic) by Longnthick(m): 9:17pm On Sep 10, 2024
Biznesworld:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBGms4Xz4CU

Man shares frustrating experience over wrong product delivered to him by popular Nigeria e-commerce platform, Jumia.

He felt disappointed after unboxing his package which took weeks to be delivered.

What he received was completely different from what he ordered.
Na your fault na, it's clearly stated there as Adapter, and not the Mic, return it and get back your money and stop spoiling Jumia name.
Christianity EtcRe: "Marine Kingdom Member" Brings Vibes From Her Kingdom To Her Deliverance Session by Longnthick(m): 12:29pm On Sep 01, 2024
ExAngel007:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCn0ReUh1G4

Alleged Marine Kingdom Member Brings Vibes
From Her Kingdom To Her Deliverance Session In A Church (Video)

The video captures the moment the woman
began dancing while the deliverance session
was on.
Who was playing the music? 😭 🤔
An alleged member of the Marine Kingdom
brought unexpected 'vibes' from her kingdom
during a deliverance session in a church.

The video captures the moment the woman
began dancing while the deliverance session
was on.
PoliticsRe: Can Someone Earning ₦21M Monthly Afford This Garage? by Longnthick(m): 8:43pm On Aug 15, 2024
Wainey:
Or am I the only one thinking these senator earn way more than that.
Cheapest Lamborghini cost N200m and someone has up to three in his garage, that is three years worth of salary.
G-wagon cost up to N100m.
Rolls Royce cost around N600m and u have 3, which is 1.8b.
He didn't buy any of those at the official price,na one big politician son wey be junkie de sell am give am.😂 So he can afford
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Experience Blackout As National Grid Collapses Again by Longnthick(m): 8:55pm On Aug 05, 2024
chisomkachy:
https://businessday.ng/news/article/nigerians-experience-blackout-as-national-grid-collapse-again/
I suspected this, the way the light went off, had to go and check our transformer sha...It's well.. We go survive 😁
FamilyRe: Man Shares What Happened When He Took His Parents Clubbing (Pics/Video) by Longnthick(m): 8:13am On Jul 17, 2024
officialwdhtvv:
Man shares what happened when he took his parents clubbing cheesy cool♥️

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YT4pGrEqJ0

what alcohol cannot do, does not exist 😭 😭
EducationRe: CKC Onitsha Emerged Victorious At The World Affairs Challenge (WAC) by Longnthick(m): 6:51pm On Apr 29, 2024
Goodvibes007:
How did he do the magic

Mater Amabilis Secondary School, Umuoji was established in 1962 and owned & managed by the Catholic Church, not the Anambra State Government.
Managed by the State government until Peter Obi returned it to the mission and kept supporting them with millions of naira ...
BusinessRe: Nigerian "Denied Entry" Into A Chinese Supermarket In Abuja (Video) by Longnthick(m): 4:20am On Apr 22, 2024
That's CHINA CHAMBER OF COMMERCE IN NIGERIA.
It's not a public space,
PoliticsRe: Gov. Peter Mba Flags Off Construction New Enugu City & Dual Carriageways by Longnthick(m): 10:48pm On Oct 15, 2023
LeoDeKing:
So they are just flagging off dual carriage ways in the east?

But igbos are saying the Lagos Blue Line Trains 
are archaic. cheesy
So silly of you mate
CareerRe: What My Boss Did To Me. by Longnthick(m): 2:10pm On Jul 29, 2023
Benard5050:
I worked in a school for four years and I decided to resign to establish my own business, a laundry business to be precise.

Immediately I gave my boss a month's notice, she turned me into her enemy immediately, and she became so bitter towards me.

The school is run by husband and wife and I discussed with d husband who is the director that I still wish to maintain the room in the staff quarter till December that the house rent should be deducted from my last salary because our rent is being deducted every month from our salary.

The director agreed, wished me well and even advised me further on other things.

My last day at work was Wednesday and happened to be my birthday, this woman never wished me a happy birthday but instead a full manifestation of bitterness that was open to all to see. I made sure I fulfilled her requests but I cried cos I felt let down and betrayed... I joined the school when the college was only jss1 and 2 and now with d help of God and my hard work and those of others, the school has developed and grown to ss3

I'm into teaching aspect and also extracurricular activities that I do teach the students and won many things for the school regarding that.

I left unceremoniously and I felt so sad and betrayed...

Yesterday the director messaged me I'll have to vacate the room I'm occupying and this house is where I'm doing laundry, I planned to be there till Dec and then move away when I start making some money from my laundry.

How can humans be so inhuman and ungrateful?

I have nothing to say to them, I put everything in God's hand.
Na you no do well, you should have combined the school work with the laundry work,since you still want to stay in their property until you raise enough money to move out.
HealthRe: Pictures Of Ogun State Tricycle Ambulances by Longnthick(m): 7:26am On Apr 12, 2023
[quote author=nlfpmod post=122458834]Ogun State has Tricycle Ambulances for rural areas.



Is it 4WD, cos those rural roads are terrible 😞
PoliticsRe: What's The Best Time To Start Going To The Polling Unit? by Longnthick(m): 5:39am On Feb 25, 2023
intruder15:
When I see this feedback that election ends by 2.30pm I go just de laugh. What if the queue is too long that they can't finish voting as at 2.30pm? What happens to those already on the queue? Cases where INEC officials will get to the pooling booth late nko? So by 2.30pm they go claim say no more voting?

Doesn't make any sense.
2.30pm means that nobody can join the que again, voting continues for those already on the que; till the last person.
PoliticsRe: What's The Best Time To Start Going To The Polling Unit? by Longnthick(m): 5:00am On Feb 25, 2023
Aloof:
The long awaited election is finally here.

As a first time voter, by what time is ideal to go to my polling unit?

Around What time is too early, or too late?

Some first time voters might need to know this.

Nlfpmod
Mynd44.
Go by 8.30am that's when election starts
FamilyRe: A Real Sample Of Yoruba Marriage List (Pictures) by Longnthick(m): 1:41pm On Dec 01, 2022
Aladeintl:
As far as the bride price is concerned in Nigeria, the Yoruba list remains the cheapest.

Attached in this article is the bride price list that my girlfriend's family gave me for marrying their daughter let me shock you, I still divide some of those items into two.

Note:
1. almost all the items here are general items that will be requested in any part of Yorubaland

2. Some may add one or two things to it, e.g., live goat or chicken.

3. The quantity of each item may be more or less but I can bet you that it won't be outrageous.

4. The bride's father writes the list not the community but if he likes, he may ask for the input of his elderly ones preferably his elder brother (or sister).

The input most time is for the first daughter. After that, the remaining daughter's is a photocopy.

5. It is negotiable.

6. Except for the monetary materials, all other bride price materials will be shared equally by the bride's father and mother and some portion send to both grandparents' families.

7. Any family in Yoruba that gave you a bride price worth 300k should be reported to their religious leaders for greediness and covetousness.
What will the guest invited or those attending the ceremony eat, is it the 50 tubers of yam? Abi na the Wife family go cook food for the Marriage!!
SportsRe: Poland Vs Saudi Arabia: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (2 - 0) On 26th November 2022 by Longnthick(m): 2:51pm On Nov 26, 2022
Please how can I watch live on my phone, am at work at the moment
EventsRe: Photographers Let's Be Careful Pls (Photo) by Longnthick(m): 4:59pm On Nov 14, 2022
Igbo Etche is not in Ph town na, its a big town on its own, you have to return back their money, na you scam them
FoodRe: Five Benefits Of Eating Kpomo by Longnthick(m): 2:15pm On Sep 22, 2022
Zonefree:
You no like kpomo pass me. I'm even thinking of naming my second daughter Kpomo.
Them go chop her tire
FoodRe: Five Benefits Of Eating Kpomo by Longnthick(m): 2:14pm On Sep 22, 2022
Zonefree:
You no like kpomo pass me. I'm even thinking of naming my second daughter Kpomo.
The go chop her tire
HealthRe: UK Investigating Gay Bars After New Monkeypox Outbreak Related To Gays by Longnthick(m): 5:31pm On May 20, 2022
Children everywhere,as if Monkey Pox is a new disease. It affects everyone including children...
PoliticsRe: CBN Urges Nigerians To Shun Activities With Unlicensed Financial Operators by Longnthick(m): 7:48am On Apr 05, 2022
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TravelRe: This Is Oba, Anambra State (Pictures, Video) by Longnthick(m): 10:20am On Mar 22, 2022
majamajic:
Every town in Anambra is like this

Oba is not among top 40 most beautiful towns in Anambra rural areas
Adazi ani town and Oraukwu town are 100% tared roads , u can't pick a sand in Agulu town

Anambra towns are very beautiful with good road network
Which of the Agulu biko
PoliticsRe: Timeline Of Ikom Bridge In Cross River State (Pictures) by Longnthick(m): 7:18am On Feb 17, 2022
AnonPoet:
Timeline: February 5, 2021


https://twitter.com/toluogunlesi/status/1357736213369810947?t=e3o8BBN21VTYTqwkvNiARQ&s=19


Note that this bridge leads to Cameroon and would increase trade between Nigeria and the neighboring country.

I remember the noise made over the Railway leading to Niger and how some people ignorantly said it was due to tribe. I guess the people here are also Fulani.
The Bridge doesn't lead to Cameroon,it's just a connecting bridge to Ikom.
SportsRe: AFCON 2021: Ghana Vs Comoros (2 - 3) On 18th January 2022 by Longnthick(m): 9:43pm On Jan 18, 2022
Goal for Comoros....... grin grin 3- 2
FoodRe: The Fufu I Ate Today Got Me Smiling - Photos by Longnthick(m): 9:43am On Jan 05, 2022
Airforce1:
Our elders do say that the easiest route to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Trust me after eating this specially made food prepared by my girl, I smiled non stop.

See photos below

Lalasticlala
Even on Fufu, they must Use Filter!
PoliticsRe: Police Officer Shares Bags Of Rice To Tricycle Driver & Passengers: Video by Longnthick(m): 6:58am On Dec 27, 2021
iluvdonjazzy:
is Nigeria, ASABA. little by little we will get there.
Get where biko?
RomanceRe: Everytime I Had Sex My Looks Changes For Like A Week by Longnthick(m): 12:53pm On Dec 07, 2021
kenzysmith:
Dont know if am the only one who has this problem anytime i had sex immediately am done i feel this guilt then i begin to look ugly for almost a week before i start regaining my fine boy looks back. When i was on masturbation back then was worst after i jeck off like 2 times i become ugly as hell. Who is also experiencing this shit.
You have a calling to be a Priest, please stay Celibate.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Busts Major Methamphetamine Lab In Delta State, Arrests 4 Mexicans by Longnthick(m): 12:43pm On Dec 07, 2021
chatinent:
It beats my imagination how people peacefully take things that can kill them. My own drugs are isi ewu, nkwobi, ofe nsala, and anything else local you'll need to find in Chicken Republic!
Don't you know that isi ewu, nkwobi, can also kill you!
Anything wey person wan take, it should be in moderation.


Why would I want to be high! High for what kwanu? Am I a highest common factor? Anyways, I am still available for Turnitin-friendly research writing services.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 90k Job In Ogun Or 100k Job In Niger State by Longnthick(m): 1:13pm On Dec 01, 2021
Guy,no place is Safe in Nigeria... Everyday we wake up,just thank God.. Who's saying house is Cheap in Minna,I live there! To get a standard selfcon in Shiroro Rd area is 100,000plus, especially if you wanna be where the light is not rationed.. Other areas is 5hrs morning(9am-2pm),5hrs evening(9pm-2am).. To get cheap houses na unless wanna live in lungu.. 18k for one year. Na NGO still carry me come here, they told us that accommodation is Very cheap. Take your time and Decide well..
CelebritiesRe: Rachel Oniga Died From Heart Disease Not COVID-19 - Family Releases Statement by Longnthick(m): 10:02pm On Jul 31, 2021
May Her Soul Rest In Peace..
HealthRe: Educate Me On How To Stop My Boxers From Smelling by Longnthick(m): 8:06am On Jan 08, 2021
Shave you balls, make sure all d grey hairs there are shaved..
RomanceRe: Jeanine Delsky In Kano To Marry Sulaiman Babayero Isa She Met On Instagram by Longnthick(m): 8:40am On Jan 18, 2020

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