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Travel › Re: Kim Jong-Un Travels To Russia In An Armoured Train (see PHOTOS) by Lordave: 6:34am On Apr 25, 2019

imam07:
who be that person abeg or are u cracking jokes?

Jokes?

Check Auto section on Nairaland, there's a foolish thread that was meant to discuss if Benz is overrated or not, but the OP couldn't hide his bitter emotions against Mercedes Benz and German products.

Politics › Re: President Buhari Arrives Lagos To Commission Projects - Photos by Lordave: 10:14pm On Apr 24, 2019

Dareal90s:
Must be Igbo's, I heard they were rented, am certain no omoluabi can do such. It's ur people, they are constituting nuisance all over Yoruba land.

Unfounded allegations!

You must be more foolish than I thought.

Travel › Re: Kim Jong-Un Travels To Russia In An Armoured Train (see PHOTOS) by Lordave: 10:11pm On Apr 24, 2019

Kim has a personal Benz, but one foolish boy created a thread here on nairaland cursing Benz, calling German products "useless" and comparing Benz with Corolla.

That boy is an eternal fool.

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Politics › Re: President Buhari Arrives Lagos To Commission Projects - Photos by Lordave: 10:07pm On Apr 24, 2019

Dareal90s:
Even Yoruba's agberos are well cultured nd more educated than u ppl nw, how do u expect them to stone a president in this 21st century? Yoruba's are well exposed than that.

Maybe it's the "you people" that threw water bottles at your governor in Ogun during last campaign.

Romance › Re: See Step By Step On How Women Give Birth ( Graphic Photos ) by Lordave: 7:51pm On Apr 20, 2019

phelonrays:
This is one of the reasons I still hold women on high prestige.........

You will certainly return as woman.

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Romance › Re: See Step By Step On How Women Give Birth ( Graphic Photos ) by Lordave: 7:50pm On Apr 20, 2019

emmanuelpopson:
God is wonderful... imagine the baby breathing with the umbilical cord while in the womb but within a sec.. he/she changes to using the nose to do same thing as its been exposed to the atmosphere..God is wonderful and worthy to be praised.

Please remain in Religion section, please.

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Education › Re: IGP Adamu plots to move Police PR School from Kwara to his home state by Lordave: 10:37am On Apr 20, 2019

nurex01:
When they always disagree to confirm nko?

That's Separation of Power and the principles of Check and Balances at work.
Buhari should know better to appoint someone else of more reputable personality and résumé for confirmation.

The legislature is not just there to complement the executive.

Education › Re: IGP Adamu plots to move Police PR School from Kwara to his home state by Lordave: 10:16am On Apr 20, 2019

Almost everything under Buhari is 'acting' this 'acting' that.

There are no substantial head of government parastatals or security agencies under this damned Buhari government.

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Travel › Re: Ibadan Residents Protest Telecom Companies Destroying Their Roads On Twitter by Lordave: 7:29am On Apr 11, 2019

HighKing01:
It's worst here in aba

They don't dig on asphalt in ABA.

Politics › Re: Update From SSA Abike's SA by Lordave: 12:09am On Apr 04, 2019

Front page worthy of you ask me!

Some dirty idiots might just spot the name of their long gone criminal brother.

Politics › Re: Court Nullifies Adeleke’s Nomination For Osun Guber Polls Over Cert Forgery by Lordave: 8:56pm On Apr 02, 2019

Olanipekun1:
what's good for Adeleke is good for Buhari the illiterate terrorist

Thunder scatter Buhari Insha'Allah amin
Thunder scatter Buhari Insha'Allah amin
Thunder scatter aisha masha Allah amin

Sheikh Isa Abubakar?

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Politics › Re: Federal Govt Feeds Pupils With 594 Cattle, 138,000 Chickens Weekly – VP Osinbajo by Lordave: 10:03am On Apr 02, 2019

importantperson:
I just finish my TP in a government school, I have never seen them feeding the kids with meat, only egg and is 1 egg for 2children. Rice is apology the kids even bring seasoning cube to class, when they serve them the food they just spray it on the rice, just so the food can have taste. They sit on the floor to eat no chairs for them to sit. This government is the most corrupt in the history of Nigeria.

I've not laughed so hard in more than a week!

I'm rolling on the floor! cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Most Beautiful Women In The World by Lordave: 1:13pm On Mar 31, 2019

Jokerman:
Lol.... Instead of you to find your mates like Anita Joseph and Bimbo Oshin

Bad belle Nigerians!

Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Most Beautiful Women In The World by Lordave: 11:15am On Mar 31, 2019

Scarlett Johansson, Alexandra Daddario, Anna De Armas, Robyn Fenty and Lorenza Izzo are five girls I have sworn that I must Bleep before I breathe my last in this beautiful world.

Those girls mesmerise me with their follow come beauty, I've seen almost every movie they are involved in and I have a big poster of their nudes hanging in my room.

Charlize Theron and Sandra Bullock too but they're slipping out of hand cos they're getting old.

Worthy mentions

Nickijoy
Sofia Boutella
Olivia Munn
Evangeline Lilly
Jenifer Lawrence
Eva Green
Kate Beckinsale(She's getting old though)

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Romance › Re: That Women Always Attach Emotions To Sex Is Nonsense. Here Is Why by Lordave: 2:06pm On Mar 30, 2019

Niyi74:
There is this story (don't know if true) about a woman who never reached orgasm in sex with her husband. Then came robbers to their house. After obtaining some valuables, the leader of the gang decided to have a taste of the most valuable asset in the house. During the act with the wife, she reached orgasm multiple times to the chagrin of her husband. Then the criminals left and the husband wouldn't listen to all pleas not to divorce her. Is such a divorce justifiable on the ground of adultery? Many believe it's justifiable because the wife evidently enjoyed the illicit sex. I however disagree. She didn't commit adultery.

The pleasure women derive from forceful sexual act that they do not consent to is INVOLUNTARY. Just like nature forces us to yawn even if we don't want to open our mouth. Rape is a crime despite this involuntary pleasure because rape denies the victim his/her fundamental right of choice.

Everyone has a fundamental right to choose who they Bleep. Besides, the involuntary pleasure is nothing compared to the pleasure derivable by women from properly executed consensual sexual act. Smart men know this and that is why smart men don't rape. They rather tease her persistently till she gives her consent and open the pathway to mutual pleasure without acrimony.

If I disagreed with any word you wrote there, that means I'm just what I accused people of above!

I will love to see if any sensible person has an objection..

This topic deserves to be on the homepage, Lalasticlala Mynd44

Sports › Re: Athlete Who Has Been Brain-dead For 3 Months Gives Birth To Miracle Baby And Die by Lordave: 1:55pm On Mar 30, 2019

ObaKlaz:
You still don't get it, do ya? This ain't about religion. You, buddy, are the lowest example of inferiority.

To me, they're intertwined.

There's no talking of getting rid of inferiority complex in this instance without mentioning religion!

Religion has held the black man from reaching his potential, remove religion from Africa and you will witness a quantum leap in socioeconomic status of this continent.

So long as the Christian and Muslim gods reign supreme in Africa, bro forget it!

Sports › Re: Athlete Who Has Been Brain-dead For 3 Months Gives Birth To Miracle Baby And Die by Lordave: 1:39pm On Mar 30, 2019

ObaKlaz:
Your white gods couldn't heal her or stop her eventual death or even bring her back to life, you nauseating Negro.

If they had relied on your god the father, god the son and the holy spirit, both the woman and her son would have died.

And you will come here to say may we never die with our children.

Sports › Re: Athlete Who Has Been Brain-dead For 3 Months Gives Birth To Miracle Baby And Die by Lordave: 1:06pm On Mar 30, 2019

Whites are the God we should pray to, Bleep any religious idiot that thinks otherwise!

Kudos to the doctors.

Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Nollywood Ritualists by Lordave: 11:47am On Mar 30, 2019

Olyibe:
They made backyard without light at night hellish.

Bros you're not alone.

If NEPA take light dem come send you go bring something for kitchen nko?

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Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Nollywood Ritualists by Lordave: 11:33am On Mar 30, 2019

I already know who will be first on the list

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Nairaland General › Re: How Can I Solve My ‘keeping In Touch’ Problem? by Lordave: 11:26am On Mar 30, 2019

The ghost stuff perfectly explains me!

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Crime › Re: Monkeys Attack Hospital And Steal From Patients In South Africa by Lordave: 11:22am On Mar 30, 2019

waiting

Politics › Re: Ahmed Lawan: Before PMB Crowns An Enemy, By Abdullahi Suleiman by Lordave: 2:35am On Mar 30, 2019

GavelSlam:
When Pelosi was speaker under Obama, America stopped practising democracy abi?

You only draw comparisons with America when it suits your narrative.

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Romance › Re: Mention One Thing You Learnt From Nairaland by Lordave: 2:31am On Mar 30, 2019

Let me think

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Science/Technology › Re: Lightning And Thunder Strike Cause Panic In Edo State (Photo) by Lordave: 2:30am On Mar 30, 2019

I talk am say if this world wan end na from Edo state e go start come jump go Los Angeles.

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Celebrities › Re: Would you slap her for N1m? by Lordave: 1:58am On Mar 30, 2019

There's no guarantee that if I don't slap her she will reciprocate the gesture and end up with me. So i might just use slap reset the picture effects on her face and end up with my 1milla biko.

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Agriculture › Re: Duck Farming: Why It Is A Good Alternative To Chicken. by Lordave: 1:52am On Mar 30, 2019

I love ducklings, they're cute, but I love duck meat more.

Romance › Re: How Do I Break Up With Her In A Polite Manner? by Lordave: 1:46am On Mar 30, 2019

Just hook me up with her let's see if I can satisfy her sexual urge.

What could be more polite than doing for her what you found out she wants?

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Romance › Re: That Women Always Attach Emotions To Sex Is Nonsense. Here Is Why by Lordave: 1:43am On Mar 30, 2019

Your point is justified!

Only a bush dwelling moronic illiterate will think that women can't have sex if they don't have a feeling for you.
It's proven that women enjoy rape too(I am not saying they love to be raped) inasmuch as the rapist is a good fucker. The virginal walls has no brain, just nerves. So far the dick dey brush am well, the lady might even moan in pleasure while she's forced against her wish.

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Family › Re: The Moment Little Boy Caught His Dad Cheating On His Mum. See What Happened by Lordave: 1:26am On Mar 30, 2019

Nice play, I believe the wife was the Director of Photography.

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Politics › Re: Ahmed Lawan: Before PMB Crowns An Enemy, By Abdullahi Suleiman by Lordave: 1:23am On Mar 30, 2019

You guys are the real enemy of Nigeria.

If Buhari controls the legislature, we will not be practising democracy anymore.

There's a reason the principles of Checks and Balances and Separation of Power must be strictly maintained in a democracy, and if Buhari eventually has firm control of the legislature then those reasons has been defeated.
So I implore you guys to review the unconditional love you have for PMB to avoid jeopardising the growth of our young democracy.

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