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Christianity Etc › Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m):
Image123:
Lol, interesting. We never discussed the importance of Easter or Diwali in the conversation, did we? You clearly lost the plot. You are on the tantrum evidently.
LoLz. Who came to meet me on this thread? Who is the one following me up and down on NL to tell me of their favorite Jewish myths? The person stalking me is accusing me of tantrums. LMAO! Ain't that some funny shite. You are on an unending tantrum spree that's why you have made it your life's mission to chase me on NL. Bwahahahaha!

Lost which plot? You that refused to mention anything about the so called Jesus tomb after I pointed out to you that there are 5 proposed sites. Your imaginary god can't help you people with your guesswork? LMFAO!

Lemme remind you what you said: "Celebration is not the hallmark of proving that an entity is alive, there are thousands of celebration. Easter is a celebration of the resurrection of Jesus Christ." If you don't think that means you think Easter trumps Diwali then you need to go back to secondary school. LoLz.
Christianity Etc › Re: A Friendly Advice To All Atheists by LordReed(m): 6:09pm On Apr 19, 2022
Hismasterpiece:
I'm not going to say that their experiences are wrong. After all witches and witch doctors and occultists have experiences that validate their beliefs.
Then how do we know who has the truth and please don't say experience again.
Christianity Etc › Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m):
Image123:
Oh you want to hear reality, it stares you in the face daily. You can only see and MAGNIFY what God did not do(imagine the irony of seeing the undone cheesy), but the same you will run east, west, north and south in a vain attempt to prove that God did not do something whenever God is said to have done it.
Is the problem of sin and death a myth to you? Is the problem of humanity a myth to you? Is the problem of money a myth to you? Do you think you are happier than the poor and the sick? Have you at last found the reason/essence of life? The joke and the real myth here seems to be you and your beliefs.
I come down to your bronze age Hebrew mythology level to show you just how deficient your thinking is and you actually think I believe your crap? LoLz. Jokes on you buddy. I am not chained to your bronze age Hebrew myths which is why I can tell you your Easter celebration is every much as evidentiary as Diwali but such will cause you to pull a tantrum and stamp your feet and tell me how much more important your Easter is than Diwali. Bwahahahahaha!
Christianity Etc › Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 6:02pm On Apr 19, 2022
KnownUnknown:
Rise up this morning. Smiled with the rising sun.
One little bird sits by my doorstep
Singing sweet songs of melody pure and true
Saying, this is my message to you ooh ooh.

He said, my name is Moses the raven
I am here to tell you about Sugar Candy Mountain
Accept my bread of life
Say goodbye to misery and strife
No hell.
Just Sugar Candy Mountain.
Where all the animals are equal but some are more equal than others.

I said, sounds the same as that Hebrew crew
God loves everyone but chose the Jew
LoLz. Love it!
Christianity Etc › Re: Ever Heard The Voice Of God? Pastor Prays For Keys Of David & "God" Speaks (vid) by LordReed(m): 4:58pm On Apr 19, 2022
DatoDatuk:
Ever heard the voice of God? Take a listen as this pastor prays on his "mountain" asking God to hand him the "keys of David" (which magically appeared to him tho, after god spoke lol), so that he can give his members to get more money, travel abroad and many more goodies.

The key is sold for 50k.

What is your opinion?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHNya1c9DB4
LMAO! Jagbajantis.
Christianity Etc › Re: When An Atheist Dies And Is About To Enter Hell by LordReed(m): 4:46pm On Apr 19, 2022
Hismasterpiece:
God did create hell. But He has made it clear that He doesn't want any descendant of Adam to end up there. So, no God is not at fault.
Where did I mention anything about fault? Hell is entirely your god's idea according to your mythology. If your god didn't create it nobody would be going there.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is God? by LordReed(m): 4:30pm On Apr 19, 2022
budaatum:
Gods are human constructs (entities, ideas) that people use to explain existence to themselves and others.

I make no distinction between small letter 'g' god and capital letter 'g' god, except that some, if not most people elevate their god above everyone else's god and like to refer to it as a capital letter 'g' god.

I have posted a list of different gods here.
That time when budaatum was an atheist and LordReed was a Christian. Now my dear buda loves Jesus while I'm an atheist. How the tables do turn my dear buda. LoLz.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do Africans Have Any Widespread Religion Before The Advent Of The Europeans? by LordReed(m): 4:25pm On Apr 19, 2022
membranus:
I have suddenly come to realise that before the advent of the Europeans to Africa, we Black Africans have no religion per se. Though we have native gods aplenty, but in truth we have not among us, within our individual communities, any widely accepted religion.

If we have, where are the architectural remains of the temples or place of gathering we erected for their worship? There were none. Go through the whole of Black Africa, where are the types of such temples or altars like those which the Europeans erected for their idols or gods like Diana, Hercules, Thor or Saturn? Or such as erected across the whole of Asia for Buddha, or in Egypt for Ra, or by the Mexicans for their Incan gods? You will find none, except for some miserable stones in several groves upon which measly offals, blood, oil, meals and drinks are poured to appease their demonic ancestors, which they turn to their gods. There were no temples or monuments built for general gathering to worship a particular god, but various households built shrines to serve their own choice of deity inside their compounds.

So even in monuments to ancestral deities, Black Africa was also backward. Therefore it was when the Europeans brought the true religion of Christianity, and when the Arabs brought Islam that Churches and Mosques were began to be built to worship God.
And the conclusion is what? European or Asian gods are more powerful than African gods?
Christianity Etc › Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 4:06pm On Apr 19, 2022
Image123:
Can you imagine the misery of hell? If you knew, you would wish for the misery you talk of compared to hell fire. Sickness is inevitable on earth, it doesn't negate any Truth.
Again when you can bring me evidence of this hell we can talk, till then it remains a figment of your imagination. Reality is more important to me than Jewish mythologies.
Christianity Etc › Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 1:28pm On Apr 19, 2022
Femzaremz:
What kind of a submission is this?? I didn't expect you to make much sense and you didn't disappoint! An all powerful God who can help those orphans in a better way (maybe like sending a rich man who can provide for those children without even feeling it) has to make a woman suffer through out her life so she would be able to beg with orphans! I'm sure that woman telling the dumb story will not be pleased if she were in the shoes of that poor girl! All that suffering and trauma just to be allowed a chance to beg with orphans!you guys in defense of your God just string together pieces of illogical nonsenses and expect people to just go along with it! Okay please tell me the reason the mindless killings of people by the Boko Haram bandits still exists despite the many prayers by christians to end it! Maybe your God wants his children gruesomely killed so they can come bow down and sing praises to him forever!
I have empathy for their lack of critical thinking but some of their attempts at reconciling their beliefs with reality are down right infuriating. Especially like this one that aids in sustaining suffering.
Christianity Etc › Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 1:22pm On Apr 19, 2022
PastorMIsBack:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFDrtCdNMYE

That's all I know and I don't have all the answers. You may need to go directly to God and ask Him.
Of course that's all you know, your god never knows more than you do. That's why when you don't get your so called answered prayers but you encounter good fortune down the line you reason that your god must have wanted it that way. BTW my example is RL, it happened to a schoolmate of mine. Back in school I was a Christian, he and I were officials in our school fellowship, in fact he was the head of the arm of bible studies for new converts. He even became a doctor yet when his child was dying your god was silent. Can you imagine the anguish this brother went through? Can you imagine the misery of a 5 year old dying in pain from blood cancer? Your god is a figment of your imagination you keep alive to soothe the hardships around you. I don't begrudge you your comfort but for Andromeda's sake acknowledge reality.
Christianity Etc › Re: JUST IN: Sterling Bank CEO, Suleiman Apologises Over Controversial Easter Messag by LordReed(m): 10:25am On Apr 19, 2022
I am not understanding why this is an issue. Jesus himself purportedly said take this bread it is my body and Christians everywhere take bread as a symbol of Jesus Christ so why is this imagery controversial?
Science/Technology › Re: Have You Been Bitten By A Cockroach Before?11 by LordReed(m): 10:09am On Apr 19, 2022
Blessedofchrist:
Do they bite or have any particular sounds they make?
Yes they can bite but rarely. They do so if they can't find food or if they find food residue on your body. The bite is itchy and painful as well.
Science/Technology › Re: Have You Been Bitten By A Cockroach Before?11 by LordReed(m): 10:06am On Apr 19, 2022
OBALOLA55:
I DONT KNOW ABOUT THE NON-FLYING ROACHES SIR
The german cockroach

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_cockroach
Christianity Etc › Re: Three Categories Of "Atheists" On Nairaland: we were/are right. by LordReed(m): 12:19am On Apr 19, 2022
elated177:
Do you know the meaning of the word?

Reed, know this and know peace.

Among all the creatures of YHVH Almighty, the one and only true God, the Creator of the heavens, the earth, the seas and everything in them, my Father in heaven, human beings are his masterpiece. Now, among the human beings, I, Elated177, am his masterpiece.

I am evidence of existence of YHVH Almighty, the one and only true God and the Creator of the universe. A better evidence of his existence than me, elated177, does not exist any place, anywhere. As long as humans are concerned, a better evidence has never been made. I don't think our ancestors were favoured to have someone like me in their own time. Una go vex tire.

So, Reed, no matter how long and hard you and the witches, whose agent you are, wail, rant and ramble and insult yourselves, thinking you are insulting me, Elated177, a highly honoured and esteemed saint, servant and messenger of YHVH Almighty, of Yahushua the Messiah, you are not going to change it. The more you try to pull me down, the higher my Father in heaven, YHVH Almighty, raises me and the more wisdom and honour pours on me, elated177.

Una hate me tire. Una go call names tire. Una go wail tire. All to no avail.


El Elohe Yahshrael! Hallelu YAH!
Time to ignore this fool, talking with him is making his head swell. LoLz.
Christianity Etc › Re: A Friendly Advice To All Atheists by LordReed(m): 9:43pm On Apr 18, 2022
Hismasterpiece:
Experience.
LoLz. We just are circling on what you are refusing to acknowledge which is people of other religions have experiences that validate their beliefs. If experience is the way to know truth then every religious person with an experience has the truth.
Christianity Etc › Re: When An Atheist Dies And Is About To Enter Hell by LordReed(m): 9:40pm On Apr 18, 2022
Hismasterpiece:
How doesn't it make sense? God is not at fault for hell. People go there because of the choices they make.
Is it people that made hell or the god? Is it people that set the conditions for who goes to hell or the god?
Christianity Etc › Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 8:53pm On Apr 18, 2022
PastorMIsBack:
Have you been hacked? grin

It's not always difficult to explain something to you.

There are some prayers that would be detrimental to us if God answers them. He only has our best in heart.

Miriam prayed that Pharaoh's daughter won't see the baby Moses in his basket. God ignored her prayer, Pharaoh's daughter saw the basket, took the baby and saved his life.
LoLz. So how do you know what will be detrimental or not? After the god has not answered it right?

Answer this: parents see their 5 year old daughter dying of blood cancer and pray to the god but the daughter dies, what was detrimental in the 5 year old getting healed?
Christianity Etc › Re: Three Categories Of "Atheists" On Nairaland: we were/are right. by LordReed(m): 8:49pm On Apr 18, 2022
elated177:
Premium wailing and frustration. Una go wail tire.
Premium dunce.
Christianity Etc › Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 7:54pm On Apr 18, 2022
PastorMIsBack:
Lol grin You took my words out of context grin

In the instances I quoted, thank God He did not answer my specific request as He had greater plans for me.
Well your god doesn't answer some prayers is what you are saying?
Christianity Etc › Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 6:29pm On Apr 18, 2022
PastorMIsBack:
I said, "God doesn't answer prayer?"

God wash out my mouth with soap and water if I said that shocked
You said:

PastorMIsBack:
God did not answer my prayer and I thought He had forsaken me.
If He had answered my prayer, I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing today.


If God had answered my prayer, I would never have been happy with the cheating toerag.


If God had answered her prayer, she would still be sleeping on the sofa.
These are your words so maybe you should have that soap ready. LoLz.
Education › Re: What Do You Think Happens When You Die ? by LordReed(m): 6:24pm On Apr 18, 2022
Image123:
Diwali is the five-day Festival of Lights, celebrated by millions of Hindus, Sikhs and Jains across the world. Diwali, which for some also coincides with harvest and new year celebrations, is a festival of new beginnings and the triumph of good over evil and light over darkness. It has nothing to do with Krishna's resurrection.
I didn't say it did. It is a celebration of the day Lord Krishna defeated the demon Narakasura and freed the people of his kingdom. After he slayed the demon, Lord Krishna declared it a day of festivities. If celebration is the hallmark of proving that an entity is alive then Diwali proves Krishna is alive.
Christianity Etc › Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 6:20pm On Apr 18, 2022
Dtruthspeaker:
You already know all this!

"If ye will obey His voice indeed and walk in His Statutes and Ordinances and Judgements, "
So a sinner cannot pray to be saved? LoLz.
Education › Re: What Do You Think Happens When You Die ? by LordReed(m): 4:47pm On Apr 18, 2022
Image123:
We were not talking about God's existence, but about Jesus Christ's resurrection. In your words about His "being alive at the moment".
Yes and your response was millions are celebrating to which I countered with millions celebrate Diwali so that is evidence Krishna is alive?
Christianity Etc › Re: Fallen Angels Disguised As Ancient God's And As The Coming Aliens by LordReed(m): 3:34pm On Apr 18, 2022
Chai! When your favourite Jewish mythology seeps into your daily life you start making up all manner of shìt. LoLz.
Christianity Etc › Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 3:31pm On Apr 18, 2022
Dtruthspeaker:
There is an Only! ONLY FOR THE QUALIFIED!
And what is the qualification.
Christianity Etc › Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 3:31pm On Apr 18, 2022
PastorMIsBack:
Lol grin He would if you ask wink
You seem to be contradicting yourself here, because in the other thread you said the god doesn’t answer prayer. Now you want me to pray to the god who doesn't answer prayer, why?
Education › Re: What Do You Think Happens When You Die ? by LordReed(m): 3:28pm On Apr 18, 2022
Image123:
Because you just started a brand new rigmarole. Did i say that you said Diwali was the same as Easter?  grin grin
You implied it by saying "Diwali is not a celebration of Krishna's resurrection". The reference to Diwali was about your assertion about millions of people celebrating a god. If that is the criteria for showing that a god exists then Krishna exists.
Christianity Etc › Re: Three Categories Of "Atheists" On Nairaland: we were/are right. by LordReed(m): 12:21pm On Apr 18, 2022
elated177:
Exactly what an agent of witches would say. Call it whatever you like, it is still what it is.




Premium wailing. Una go wail tire.
What do you expect from a dunce like you who can't differentiate between laughter and wailing. You are a premium dunce. LoLz.
Education › Re: What Do You Think Happens When You Die ? by LordReed(m): 11:06am On Apr 18, 2022
Image123:
cheesy cheesy You tell good jokes.
How is that an appropriate response to the question? LoLz.
Christianity Etc › Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 10:18am On Apr 18, 2022
PastorMIsBack:
Are you broken in any way? God will fix you.

Duration: 32 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpxcZAkGwcQ
If only...

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