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LoLz! You gotta love how the Christians can't even agree on the hell sef. Bwahahahahaha!

Hismasterpiece:
When an Atheist dies, upon getting to the gates of Hell, the following exchange will take place between the Atheist and God:


Atheist: Well, I'll be damned!


God: Couldn't have said it better myself

Oh I got a better story for you. Take a listen:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLGGKraKmXc

Truthwords:
Relax, you are not out of the tunnel yet

When will I be?

mrman1999:
You people still think I am lying? OK tell me what makes you think so

Because you have not a shred of evidence.

mrman1999:
The spiritual rules the physical. Know this and know peace!!

It is not by shouting, bring evidence.

mrman1999:
Well, my case is different.. I am not a bat

LoLz! You are not vampire either.

mrman1999:
Actually I completed TVD season 8 last week and I completed the Originals season 5 yesterday and I'm currently watching Legacies season 4..

But OBVIOUSLY this has nothing to do with my story...

I'm in a real pickle here...

P.S I don't like how either TVD or The Originals ended... The writers could have done better...

So you wan come take us write your own abi? LoLz. No worry we fit help you sell the show to Netflix, me I just need 15%. LoLz.

Hismasterpiece:
Lol... and how do you intend to do that?

By learning how believers of all kinds determine what informs their beliefs.

Hismasterpiece:
What do you mean by the bolded?

I mean those things you consider foundational to your beliefs, the underlying premises you think give your beliefs a foundation.

elated177:
Your assertions here have already shown that you are no atheist.

My assertion is I am an atheist.

mrman1999:
That's the issue that I have with some scientists. You diagnose things from the surface without considering the entirety of man's being. Man is a spirit that lives in a body and many ailments which may have physical manifestations are indeed rooted in the spiritual.

Yeah just provide evidence and a working system of health care based on your spiritual hypothesis. The system the scientists came up with has been working and growing while we are yet to see any working system based on spiritual whatchumacallit.

mrman1999:
Didn't you read my post? I said the canines only get elongated when my mouth is on a person's neck. It does so instictively.

Unless you are telling us they magically grow then the root of the canines must show that they are deep enough to support elongation or that the canines retract to within your gums.

Also lemme point out to you that you're relying on the Dracula myth which plays on the fear of animals with large canines when in the real sense the teeth that should elongate and sharpen should be your incisors like that of a real blood sucking bat. See pix attached. LoLz.

Hismasterpiece:
And what tools might that be?

Like for instance how to tell whose NDEs is correct or whose religious testimony speaks to truth.

mrman1999:
Okay. I will make a video of myself drinking blood from a person's neck. If you are willing to volunteer to be that person.

Nah, just go to a dentist and take xrays of your elongated canines. Let's start from there.

KnownUnknown:
Are there as many mentally disturbed people in Nigeria as Nairaland suggests?

Yes. Unfortunately mental health is not a very palatable topic in Nigeria so people easily gloss over things that would require treatment and blame it on some superstitious belief or the other. Like how they used to look at people with epilepsy for example or people schizo-typical symptoms or paranoid delusions. Thankfully better understanding of how the brain works is leading to more acceptance that our brains don't always work normally.

Hismasterpiece:
That's the thing bro... They can't ALL be wrong.., You have to understand that belief in the spiritual far precedes belief in anything else.... And these beliefs are not all based on superstition.. The people that propagate these beliefs had real life experiences that made them believe what they believe in...

I myself have experienced the supernatural more than once so you can't blame me for believing what I believe..

Says who? There is no objective god we have encountered so there is no way to say who is wrong or right yet. So far we have not seen any beliefs that are not rooted in superstition. I am yet to see any religion that doesn't claim access to some mystery or the other. That to me is a sure sign that some of that is bullshite.

I don't blame you for believing what you believe after all I was once in your shoes. What I will hold you to though is to display the root of your beliefs if you are attempting to convince me that your beliefs are true.

Hismasterpiece:
Oh. So you agree then? You're going to search out the one true God? Awesome. Prepare to have your very beliefs challenged and your life changed.

No I am not searching for the one true god, that is already becoming biased. I am more interested in acquiring the tools to be able to determine what is true.

owukpa:
Pastor Sarah Omakwu of Family Worship Centre has made some revelations on why gospel music minister, Osinachi Nwachukwu died.

The cleric said it was obvious that the talented singer was killed.

Addressing men on Sunday, the outspoken preacher warned men against treating their wives with iron hands.

She also blamed the late Osinachi for stopping her friends from telling the Senior Pastor of Dunamis church, Dr Paul Enenche.

According to her, the lady committed suicide.

“A man beat you once, you keep quiet, he will beat you again. God forbid you stay here (Family Worship) and be beaten to death in the name of ‘for better for worse.’

“Like this woman (Osinachi) told everybody and asked them not to tell anybody. I doubt even if they told the pastor.”

She advised women who are going through physical assaults in their husband’s house to leave without delay.

Watch video below;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r1xYRPjJjg



https://www.idomavoice.com/2022/04/osinachi-nwachukwu-committed-suicide-popular-female-pastor-video.html

Chai! Why are people wicked like this? This is just a wicked lie. I was in that church when Pastor Sarah said what she said about Osinachi's death and she did not for once mention suicide. By the light of Andromeda who ever this blogger is should be sued for every dime they are worth.

mrman1999:
Good morning all.

Please I need serious help right now. As I am typing this all I can think about is blood. All I want to do is suck blood from people and animals too.

How it started. It was during a night party on the Island. I met this fine girl and I went to the restroom with her after we danced for a while and we fondled around a bit and started kissing. While we kissed she bit my lip and after she did so I started bleeding. And as I tried to go to the sink and wash off she grabbed me and started licking the blood from my lips.

I pushed her off and asked her why she just did what she did and she told me that she is a Vampire and that she has been that way for over 200 years. She told me that she doesn't age and she is super strong and super fast and she has a strong craving for blood and she can only come out at night because standing in the sun gives her migraines. I was very drunk and I thought that she was joking so I jokingly asked her how do I become a Vampire like her.

She told me that I have to drink her blood. So I told her to give me her blood and she broke the bottle of alcohol that I brought into the restroom with me and she cut her hand and gave me her blood to drink and I drank. We then continued until she gave me head and we exchanged numbers and parted ways.

When I got home I just fell on my bed and I passed out. I slept for three days straight. By the time I woke up on the third day all I could think about was blood. It was as if there was something inside me screaming blood! blood!! blood!!!, I tried to fight it but I couldn't beat it. And since I woke up at night around 9 pm I decided to go to a nightclub.

When I got there I got a random girl to dance with me and while on the dance floor we started kissing, and one thing led to another and we ended up in the restroom. We started kissing and while we kissed my lips ventured to her neck area and as I kissed her, suddenly my canine (which is the sharp tooth) instinctively became elongated and really sharp and without thinking I bit her neck and sucked some blood from her. She tried to get me off her neck but since I have now become super strong I over powered her and sucked some more blood.

I kept sucking until she passed out then I hid her in stall and ran away. While on my way home all I could still think about was blood. And right now all I can still think about is blood. I have locked myself in my house for the past four days. I am scared to go out, as I may end up hurting someone or even worse.

I tried calling the girl that made me become what I am and it says the number I am calling doesn't exist. I don't know what to do. I have been eating heavily for the past four days but the food can't satiate the hunger I feel... only blood can.

Any advise would really be helpful. Pastor Righteousness I need help. Lalasticlala please help me push this to front page.

I'm really miserable Please help me.

Nice story so who are you pitching it to Warner Bros or Netflix?

I wonder when Christians will admit that there are no absolute commands in their bible.

elated177:
I don't know you, Reed. I know you're not an atheist.

Thankfully it's not you who determines if I am an atheist or not so feel free to continue deluding yourself. LoLz.

Hismasterpiece:
Okay. I see where you are coming from now. Anyways my advise still remains the same. Seek to know the truth for yourself. Out of all these religions only one of them is right... they all can't be right.

If you'll seek God honestly you will find Him.

Or maybe they are all wrong.

Hismasterpiece:
That's a question you'll have to answer by yourself.. It is up to you to seek and find out who the true God is... don't just write off religion... we all can't be wrong and right at the same time..

Well while I search I am not going to be the adherent of any religion, makes me even more objective.

Hismasterpiece:
I know the answer you are looking for and I won't give it to you. Let me give you a challenge. Give me 15 NDE videos concerning people of other faiths and I will give you an answer.

Knock yourself out:

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nde+buddhist

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nde+muslim

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nde+hindu

Hismasterpiece:
I'm sure there is an answer to your question. I'm not learned enough to provide you with it. So peace for now.

Ok.

Hismasterpiece:
I can understand why you believe the way you do. Your question is which is the true religion? After all there are so many. I honestly don't know how to answer this question but I'm sure that there is a reasonable answer.

No that was not my question. The point of my question is how can we tell which is the true religion. You present the same type of evidence they present so how can we tell which one is true?

greypencils:
That's why we need to educate we brothers. The movie the Last American Virgin must be remade and handed over from generation to generation. Never be the good guy catching the bad guy's sloppy seconds. Find your own woman that will fucking chase you not one that you will be chasing all your life.

Agreed with the caveat being the chase should be mutual. Any one sided arrangement is only going to lead to a world of hurt down the road.

zinaunreal:
Update yourself

LoLz!

elated177:
Your opinion.

What reality?

That you know less about me than about your neighbour down the street.

Lizzyolatunjs:
Hello my fellow nairalander family and friends. A silent member, please help me all. I always saw people bringing family issues here until I personally fell into same trap today.

Please my people am at crossroads and I need advice, bring it all on pls. I would like to know why my husband of 10years would save chats , screenshots of our whatsapp messages when we quarrel and I mouth off to him. I mostly dont even go back nor remember such episodes. However I just said let me check his pictures randomly and lo and behold screenshots of all our personal messages? We have kids together and there has been cheating on his part in the past. I have forgiven and forgiven but seeing my messages saved as screenshots broke me.

We have good chats too but I didnt see any of that so it was specifically done. Elders and colleagues please help me out. Thank you all

Seems your husband thinks it wise to document what you have been saying to him. So the question is what have you been saying to him? Are you emotionally and verbally abusing your husband because you have disagreements?

ceaser:
This was a friendship that was forged from the early years, indeed. But life goes on when the wheels move you forward.

For you can't cling to your past and allow it to blind your future in a world that needs you to move on for the sake of your family and friends.

This is why you don't want to be the rebound guy. When someone is still holding a candle out to someone else they'll never see you in the same light and will keep yearning for someone else. Will Smith has been the rebound guy but probably didn't know it. What a pity.

Hismasterpiece:
Lol... Mr Reed... I don't know what more to tell you

Answer the simple question. What is so hard about the question that has you ducking for cover? LoLz.