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These space bookers above. Thunder is coming o

Please,someone should remind me the criteria needed to win BBN.

Is it not exactly the same thing Kemen and Miyonse are advising them against?


Thanks but no thanks!

policy12:
One fake pastor talk am...check the link below

https://www.nairaland.com/4270284/apostle-s.s-aderibigbe-2018-prophecies

Oshodi no be Lagos Island na. Abi dem don reshuffle Lagos?

Lmao. I'm not a fan of Arsenal. Man Utd for life! I just wanted space between both of us.

Delaw135:
Stop wailing oga, all this while Chelsea has been receiving Red card against Arsenal nothing happened it is ur turn to av the feeling too

At the beginning of the season, they were shouting Morata : Headmaster. Now they say Lukaku is better

Eden Hazard is a cheat. Bellerin hit the sides of his boot and he fell down and held his calf. Oloriburuku. After everything them still carry one point.

I'm just waiting to hear Wenger's post match interview

Eden Hazard the cheat. Bellerin hit the sides of your boot and you are holding your calf. Oloriburuku. Penalty not worth it at all!

ifeanyi83:
Wonderwoman never wore slippers....

She is wearing sandals. Notice the straps

I don't know who else noticed but the children are named after Mike's best entertainers.
Ava Adams and Mia Khalifa�

Lemme nor lie. I thought Buhari was PMB's first name�

eboy540:
check ur sim setting put to to save contact to phone

I had to put the sim in another phone. And type each contact one by one and save it to the phone. 76contacts

AFONJAPIG:
gerrout of here, I don't have time for lazy jobless tout

Pot calling kettle black

The only problem I have with this phone is that it loses contacts on the SIM. Before if it does that,I'll reboot it and it will revert back to normal. This evening, it did the same but after restarting it 11 times,no luck . And if i try storing the numbers again : "The Sim is not able to store contact" is the reply. Please, am i the only one Any help?

AFONJAPIG:
tozo which kind quack chemist doc u are , how can too much alcohol intake affects growing embryo in the womb to the extent to cause such disability may Sango use ur generation as a tast tools in his laboratory... anu ohia

All i will say is: If you are not informed,you are deformed. People like you will only buy data to get updates on OritseFemi and Nabila Fash or BankyW and Adesua.

Try to read!
And reading does not include Playboy magazines o

Your mum is the best mum in the world and she taught you well. Ok. Do you know why she wants to be coming to visit her at night? I'll tell you

FILL IN THE GAPS
P_bl_c M_stu_ba_or

Is Yakoyo not the one near Alagbole,Ogun State? Abi is it his village Please,clarify

kimbraa:
If you've not realised that some scriptural verses contradicts itself but that doesn't make the other invalid then you're on a long thing.

As for your first paragraph, how many men touch menstruating women?. Would you bleep a menstruating woman without CD?.

Touching does not mean bleeping alone o.
And the point is,those laws have been made invalid by the new convenant through Christ.

And moreover,any scripture that you find contradicting,Pray first and then consider parallel Bible verses in other translations and then try to look for other verses that contain the same thought. For example,a contradictory verse in Luke may be found in other Gospel accounts

Homeboiy:
When some guys de discuss today on how they will change located to Ghana

Say naija no be country

CHANGE LOCATED!!!

Please,someone should give me the link to that meme thread. I need some of them for people like this.

AFONJAPIG:
just gerrout of here... amadioha piawakwa gi akpa amu gi ... ewu most conjoined twins abroad prefer the way God mould them , trying to correct their disfiguring is like trying to remind God how imperfect he was, he knew the reasons he choose to mould them that way, many people with hypertension will not die earlier by amusing themselves with diz kind of people

Do note that such things may be a result of genetic problems or the mother's lifestyle
e.g Taking too much alcohol and drugs can cause the baby to lose his/her limbs. Also, some of them may be caused by gene mutation.

P.S: You can become our personal clown on Nairaland. Just follow my advice

Ishilove:
Shey somebody cannot gist on Nairaland again without you romantic people attaching things to it?

I will tell the owner of your body

kimbraa:
Exodus 22:18 says "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live". Be it a family member or not, his prayer point has biblical backing but ignorant Nigerians will come for his head 'cause they live and walk in the flesh.

The Law also states that menstruating women should remain unclean and nobody should touch her or go near her. Do you observe that too?
Infact,some Slaymamas will be twerking and grinding with their sanitary pads in a club on Friday

But God has said
Rom 12:20,21 - But if your enemy is hungry,feed him;if he is thirsty,give him something to drink for by doing this you will heap fiery coals on his head. Do not let yourself be conquered by the evil but keep conquering the evil with the good

God will punish them in his own way. Your prayers will not fasttrack it

hotdealz:
Luke 19:27

Man,this was an illustration! After the last slave did not develop his 1 mina,the king ordered for the enemies who did not want him to be king to be killed also. Dont take the message out of context

If you were a Muslim,then you would be killing others at the shout of Allahu Akbar!

maximunimpact:
Pastor Adeboye's Prayer Sparks Outrage On Twitter

Below is a prayer the GO of RCCG tweeted wishing death for family members blocking progess:

“Any relative or anyone blocking your way, if they don’t repent, they won’t see the new year.”

I dont believe this blocking of way or tying of destiny shii.
Let me work hard and see whether the chain that is tying my destiny wont open.
Then i will sell the chain to Iron-Condemn people

Jaykolo10:
Bros I think say na only me see am oo I even screenshot them... at least whenever I scroll thru my gallery I go just dey laugh nii
Bros I think say na only me see am oo I even screenshot them... at least whenever I scroll thru my gallery I go just dey laugh nii

To be honest,I think Ishilove slipped up there. Maybe she didn't read through it well. My sixth sense tells that there wasn't a modicum of an iota of Sarcasm in her comments there.

My opinion tho!

Ishilove and kingreign

Oya STOP! You have made some of our comments to enter Page 1 of the thread. You both have like 10 comments apiece

Kingreign,just pm her or call her,biko

When people dont read o

Why should a human-being poo on your balcony and you will still be watching? Why should you try to kill a human-being with naphthalene? Why should a human being be singing at 4a.m?

Obviously,he is literally talking about a BAT!

shitshappen:
I'm sure you father dead or alive can never be half the man I am. I have proven my worth ten times over in the mountain of men. Only a cesspool with congealed sewage for brain can be this ignorant.

SAVAGE!
Please somebody should borrow me that 44 Savage meme

AFONJAPIG:
I hope the readjustment won't stop her growth why people are always no comfortable the way God created them hwr disfiguring should have be a laughter to others, they just cut peoples joy short

You must be a sadist. So if God created you to have two heads,you would leave it and be looking like that double-headed Hydra in Greek myths abi?

Dont worry,you can become literally born again. Just drink 1 gallon of palm-oil mixed with lime,moringa seed and aloe vera.
Then you can come and become our comic relief here on Nairaland

Oh,I forgot. You, and your brother sarrki and your Eastern relative NwaAmaikpe are doing a good job

shadrach77:
It's called knocked knees not K leg. Thank God for Morden medicine

Go and tell the typical Iya Basirat that her child has knocked knees and she will think that knocking the legs is a solution to the problem

barongmj:
Wow.... She is pretty

And you resemble Cordelia - Jenifas Diary

Deicide:
Why waste money when they can just take he to church?

Church ko
You are among the sheeples they deceive abi? Some churches will resurrect the dead but at times,ordinary cough they cannot cure

In other news,I heard that MFM members dont take painkillers. Is this true

If dem tell Nairaland ladies and Instagram slaymamas make their legs get permanent K,them no go gree

But them go dey bend am for picture

I think the girl's other leg needs correction too. Anyways,GOD IS GREAT