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RomanceRe: My Ex Sent Me This Message On Whatsapp by LUAN(m): 9:04pm On Jul 11, 2022
MissMich:
Instead of waiting for an opportunity to turn her down in the future, why not save yourself the stress by erasing/blocking everything about her once the relationship ends?
Why do most people still keep contact with their exes open anyway? I still can't understand the logic behind that.
I can decide to keep the contact because I know the contact is very much useless, I won't call or chat, even if I eventually scroll down to where I see your contact, it won't bother me, provided I have been able to wipe all memories between us off my mind
RomanceRe: Youth Chase Away Preacher For Disturbing Their Sleep With Loud Speaker by LUAN(m): 8:50pm On Jul 11, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
BCE:BEFORE CHRIST ERA
CE:CHRIST ERA.. kiss
you believed and reference BCE and CE, dont you think christ must have been a great God or a being to Adore for scientist, philosophers, atheist and even you to recognize his Era, does imaginary being have it's own era?
RomanceRe: Need To Lose Weight? Then Learn How You Can Lose Your First 10 Pounds Quick&Fast by LUAN(m): 7:37pm On Jul 11, 2022
Sinimi:
We know not everyone is a gym-addict....

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I want to gain weight
RomanceRe: Youth Chase Away Preacher For Disturbing Their Sleep With Loud Speaker by LUAN(m): 7:33pm On Jul 11, 2022
[quote author=FERNANDEZISBACK post=114636857]Same as your bible book..those who wrote it are all fictitious superheroes.. grin
It’s unsurprising that a book which is a 4th century CE compilation of many different documents written by perhaps several hundred different..and virtually all unknown authors over a period from the 8th century BCE [/b]to the early 2nd century [b]CE contains many contradictions...

What is the meaning of the bolded abbreviation?
FoodRe: See The ₦2,500 Tuber Of Yam I Bought In Port Harcourt (Photos) by LUAN(m): 3:04pm On Jul 05, 2022
Kutunban:
Most Nigerians are thin and slim especially the men while the obese are mostly pot bellied with malnourished skin due to Alcohol or late night over feeding on poor diets due to high cost of living
hmmmm,. I dey suffer bro, no atom of freshness in me
RomanceRe: Being In Relationship Is Not A Must Or Compulsory by LUAN(op): 10:07pm On Jul 03, 2022
Silentgroper:
Bros say konji is in the mindset.. Be like u still be small boy. When d thing hold u, u'll almost put a hole in ur bed... Sexual urges has nothing to do with mindset oga
if not in your mindset , why would it suddenly disappear in a second wen you don't pay attention to it.
RomanceBeing In Relationship Is Not A Must Or Compulsory by LUAN(op): 9:53pm On Jul 03, 2022
The way and manner People talked about relationship (boyfriend/girlfriend, dating, courtship, etc ) this days especially on social and everywhere, even in churches has made me to wonder if relationship a must. I remember when newly began to hate relationship talk, how I used to act, If a pastor start preaching about relationship maybe during youth program, that would be my end of service for that day, I go just carry my bible and go home. don't forget that the person you are relating to, was and is still a total stranger to you. Why do you cry, seek advice, and even have sleepless nights because of your relationship with a stranger, some people would even sacrifice their money, time, job, career, happiness, peace of mind because of useless relationship with a stranger. I Woke up every day to see relationship post and meme on friends whatsapp status and facebook everyday. See, let me tell you that thing people called konji is in the mindset, if you don't pay attention to it, E no go everly come, have have experience konji when you have tedious work to attend to?? If it comes it won't Last upto to a minute. Sex and relationship is not a must,na your mindset dey Make you see am as something big. there are other things that can make you happy. If you are a man and there is family pressure to get married or you need a child, why not find one among the numerous women we have in Nigeria and take the risk of getting married to her, even if the marriage go last for 2yrs because marriage na risk of the century and the biggest risk in human history and existence. Don't stress yourself because of marriage and relationship.
FoodRe: Please See 700 Naira Fish (pic) by LUAN(m): 6:35pm On May 20, 2022
2saviourfriday9:
hey wait Which one be mortuary fish
ice fish
FoodRe: Please See 700 Naira Fish (pic) by LUAN(m): 6:16pm On May 20, 2022
2saviourfriday9:
Na small size you will see not those big ones
the small size River fish is okay by me. I hate mortuary fish with passion
FoodRe: Please See 700 Naira Fish (pic) by LUAN(m): 6:12pm On May 20, 2022
2saviourfriday9:
chinekemeee
modified.
That fish na mortuary fish,. Better River fish full Uyo
FoodRe: Please See 700 Naira Fish (pic) by LUAN(m): 6:02pm On May 20, 2022
2saviourfriday9:
Uyo, akwa ibom
Better fish wey full Uyo, na mortuary fish you go buy
RomanceRe: Would I Be Able To Use Facebook Again?? by LUAN(op): 12:37pm On May 16, 2022
doggedfighter:
Wow, you are replying after a long time.

Have you sorted it out, dear?
no, they Said 30days
ProgrammingRe: Please Help! Would I Be Able To Use Facebook Again??? by LUAN(op): 11:36am On May 16, 2022
uthlaw:
change ur location to your state!
can I increase my friends above 5k
FamilyRe: My Friend Needs Help, Six Children No Male Child? by LUAN(m): 11:34am On May 16, 2022
Flamemignon1:
Are we still in the 20s where a particular sex is more preferred than the other? Like what century is your friend living in?
the corruption of the female gender has made people to seek for only male
ProgrammingRe: Please Help! Would I Be Able To Use Facebook Again??? by LUAN(op): 11:29am On May 16, 2022
uthlaw:
Ur IP don cast...u de use d Facebook open bomb site!
my facebook account is made up of people from other States, because I didn't school in my state and I am not working in my state, 90% of my friends are from people outside my state,..so I wanted to open a new Facebook account that I would be adding only friends around my state, so that I would be able to campaign for a candidate who is From my community during election
RomanceRe: Would I Be Able To Use Facebook Again?? by LUAN(op): 11:28am On May 16, 2022
Kimiso:
you be gee boy
my facebook account is made up of people from other States, because I didn't school in my state and I am not working in my state, 90% of my friends are from people outside my state,..so I wanted to open a new Facebook account that I would be adding only friends around my state, so that I would be able to campaign for a candidate who is From my community during election
RomanceRe: Would I Be Able To Use Facebook Again?? by LUAN(op): 11:28am On May 16, 2022
doggedfighter:
Tell us the truth.


What really happened?

Be honest.
my facebook account is made up of people from other States, because I didn't school in my state and I am not working in my state, 90% of my friends are from people outside my state,..so I wanted to open a new Facebook account that I would be adding only friends around my state, so that I would be able to campaign for a candidate who is From my community during election
RomanceRe: Would I Be Able To Use Facebook Again?? by LUAN(op): 11:22am On May 16, 2022
Kimiso:
you be gee boy
noooo,. It was my own second account
RomanceRe: Bleep 5 Girls Within A Week,redpiler Is Life by LUAN(m): 11:11pm On May 15, 2022
GROUNDCHALEBOY:
before i used to think that i need love and a serious relationship,but time goes on i realize that relationship comes with side benefits. so i decided to toast 10 girls within two weeks i have bleep 5 within a week..redpillers dont take sh..t from any bannies, nigeria girls need more money than love,so no waste ur time dey do love when others the bleep ur girl..simps love no dey nigeria,the only love you need is a family love.
comrade,
RomanceI Am Having Sleepless Night After Deborah's Death by LUAN(op): 10:44pm On May 15, 2022
For the past 3night i have been having sleeping difficulties due to the death of the christian girl killed by some muslim fanatics in sokoto, I am so much in pain right from Thursday, even when I was in church this morning I couldn't concentrate m, the thought of her death has occupied my mind. The pain she went through before she gave up the ghost is something that really made me shed tears , the most painful part is that she was been killed by her classmates, this are the people she shared something in common, the lecture hall, same school, same goal to graduate together in few yrs to come, same whatsapp group, I guess they used to joke about things together, writing same exams, etc,..is so so painful, I think she used to feel safe being among them. She died in the hand of her schoolmate who supposed to be of help in one way or the other to her. I am really in pain, through out last night I couldn't sleep upto 3hrs.. how do I get over it?
RomanceRe: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by LUAN(m): 9:49pm On May 15, 2022
uwakeminent:
I just can't imagine what happen this evening. I went out to buy food n eat, on my way back i saw a very nice looking girl n was just passing her by when she greeted me and said "please excuse me, please can u help me with 500naira" na so i just put hand for pocket comot 1k give am, even follow am dey waka for shops dey look change. After collecting the money, she thank me and departed just like that. I no even collect number, i no even ask her name. Make una enlighten me more. I can't continue simping like this. Right now am angry wit myself. I just dey waste money anyhow ontop girls matters without kpanshing
don't see it that way Op,..I want you to see it this way: see it as if you dash a begger money for street. but wait oo, if na man beg you that' 5h for street you go give am?? Be sincere.
PoliticsRe: Your God Is Powerless And Useless - Dr Olufunmilayo Reacts To Deborah's Death by LUAN(m): 7:21pm On May 15, 2022
Bmaster:
I don't know what transpired between both of them,but what I am saying in essence is that whatever conversation it was shouldn't have started at all.

She should have known better than instigate a conversation with those animals at first,


Hence I am concluding mine with you right away.
one question for you: when you were in school, were you afraid of your classmates that you share the same class, same exams, same whatsapp group,. Same lecturer, same goal to graduate.?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by LUAN(m): 6:08pm On May 15, 2022
Bluntguy:
Na only thief dey catch thief. Wetin you dey find for Nairaland go see where she download the report from?
he use google search
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham United Vs Manchester City (2 - 2) On 15th May 2022 by LUAN(m): 4:29pm On May 15, 2022
maleek2009:
Instead of winning 27.9m, I ended up cashing out 3.2m

Westham fall my hand oo
do giveaway na , abeg
Science/TechnologyRe: What Hasn't Been Invented, But Needs To Be ASAP by LUAN(m): 2:38pm On May 15, 2022
Ok,. today while in the church my mind was thinking how instrument can be played in the church without any body been physically present,. Or seen the instrument inside the church,..maybe only one person with a laptop , controlling the musical note, sound and the rest,. While the sound of the imaginable instrument follow the song played in the church, crazy grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: When Last Did You Go Out For Evangelism? by LUAN(m): 10:16am On May 15, 2022
2019 during my NYSC,..I was I bit serious in things of God, after 2019, na people dey preach to me now
PoliticsRe: Another Girl Narrowly Escapes Being Lynched In Sokoto- Pic And Video by LUAN(m): 9:38pm On May 14, 2022
abbey621:
Would Jesus be proud of what you wrote? Instead of you to fight his ignorance with positivity, you dey give him and his ignoramus fellows more ammunition.
no, jesus won't be be happy because he said we should follow peace with all men, he said Said we should be a peace Maker,...but as I dey so ehnn,.. I dey vex for irrational being.
PoliticsRe: Another Girl Narrowly Escapes Being Lynched In Sokoto- Pic And Video by LUAN(m): 9:28pm On May 14, 2022
BnQoyyim:
1 Samuel 15: 3
"Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.’”

Mathew 10:34
"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.”

Let's consider these biblical verses my friend.
stupid man,... you don't even understand your useless Quran,.. you are jumping to understand the bible, do you think the bible can be understand by a fool? Or do you think the bible is like Quran that was written by a stupid pedophile or that neither understand himself nor things around him? Pedophile that his only mission on earth was to Bleep anything around him. Go and sit down, idiot of the century.
PoliticsRe: Another Girl Narrowly Escapes Being Lynched In Sokoto- Pic And Video by LUAN(m): 9:23pm On May 14, 2022
NeoWanZaeed:
Catholic and Jehovah witness go never dey this nonsense the protestants they do..


Even if pope go make statement concerning this .

He will first CONDEMN the girl for blasphemy then condemn the murderers too

Most people just focus on the murderers not on why she was KILLED..


Now another ignorant protestant wan to commit suicide too
you are the must stupid person ever liveth,... slowpoke, idiot, iberibe, useme,... you be idiot,... useless ass licking niqqa,
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Tears As Deborah Samuel Is Laid To Rest(photos) by LUAN(m): 9:13pm On May 14, 2022
RiP deborah , she thought she was safe in the midst of her colleagues, sharing same whatsapp group, attending same class, writing same exams, joking together in the class, little did she know she was in the midst of the beast, barbarians.
PoliticsRe: Chief Imam Of Zamfara, Sheikh Jangebe, Condemns Killing Of Deborah Samuel by LUAN(m): 8:58pm On May 14, 2022
SegunBABA007:
How five banks were robbed in less than 3 hours in Nigeria





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIY_ot2tJ6E
na end game??
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie: I Have Right To Marry As Many Wives As Possible by LUAN(m): 4:07pm On May 14, 2022
OlawaleBammie:
Abeg make una leave the guy

Afterall no be UNA PAPA MONEY hin use marry wife.


Someone that cant even feed himself alone talk more of feeding wife will also be casting stones, awon oponu.





I dont really subscribe into polygamy but i have to say this..
When i was poor, u shamed me, called me name, even said i was fugly, yes u re right, u said i dont deserve to woo a lady, i should try and hustle up, yes i gree.
But wen i hit it big, u suddenly realised i am handsomely made, and u want to keep me in a cage, u want me to be with u alone..

E be like say ori n ta yin ma.

If i dont have the right to marry wen i was broke, den i should have the right to marry as much as possible wen i am made. Get that into ur skull(that is if u have a functioning one)
comrade, you go sip? 6 bottles for my comrade waiter

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