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Programming › Re: How Do I Meet Programmers Around Me. by LUAN1: 9:41pm On Jul 25, 2022
afuye:
send me ur number i will add u to a group
please add me 08061782762 ,I need people around uyo
Programming › Re: Am I The Only One That Finds Css Hard by LUAN1: 9:38pm On Jul 25, 2022
arejibadz:
i can spend a week trying trying to find a bug in my javascript console but when it comes to styling i always get bored,
bro let me join you in this course please
Politics › Re: Bandits Attack Presidential Guards After Threat To Kidnap Buhari by LUAN1: 9:18pm On Jul 25, 2022
They know themselves and they know what they are doing, ..this is political game gone wrong
Career › Re: How Do People Survive On 30k Per Month Salary In Nigeria by LUAN1:
Gbadespet:
People just dey lie for here jor, I receive 33k monthly as corper and my diet isn't balance at all ,no girlfriend,ain't paying house rent ,I don't smoke nor drink ,I don't take transport coz PPA is closer and still yet my life no balance ....
Person go come dey earn 15k monthly with wife and kids,the story no clear
E dey happen bro,
1painter of local rice 2500
Beans 2700
Garri 3painter 3k
Gas 3kg 2700
Red oil 900 (75cl) bottle
Salt 50
Pepper 200
Maggi 200
Fish those tny ones #100 each time you wan cook
Cray fish 100 used 2tmes
Use the remaining change dey run family till after 30days
Career › Re: How Do People Survive On 30k Per Month Salary In Nigeria by LUAN1: 3:28pm On Jul 23, 2022
Nonexisting:
By owing petty traders, owing house rent and begging online.
this picture wan resemble tinubu
Romance › Re: Am I Being Friendzoned? by LUAN1: 9:52pm On Jul 20, 2022
Slynation:
This is manipulation in disguise...
hmmm. Just help ooo
Romance › Re: Am I Being Friendzoned? by LUAN1: 9:42pm On Jul 20, 2022
Slynation:
Hmmm... as for me, Anything that would make me to do any transfers for any manipulative woman has already died by fire...!! No simp, wake up!!

I started paying attention to as little as 2k-4K when most hard laboured jobs, there daily pay is 3K for over 6hrs...

But one manipulative lady will call 10K chicken change just because she's armoured with pussy...I have helped many niggas out with 1k to 10K+ and they haven't forgotten me even till tomorrow, but those ladies I simped for when I was still blind doesn't even have my contact anymore...
please please help me with 300airtime mtn make i take sub my phone. Thanks
Romance › Re: Am I Being Friendzoned? by LUAN1: 9:40pm On Jul 20, 2022
Goodnigga:
hmm story!! The bible says : the prosperity of fools shall destroy him. When we say to guys, it's not by money, nor by niceness by by game. They won't hear. Imagine you squandering 30k on a woman who has friend zoned you. Moreover, I can guess the way you chat her self can't stimulate or turn her on to date you self. You think dating girls is only about asking a girl out. It's all about EMOTIONS bro. See ehn. A 30+ lady will rather wait for an Alpha dude to break up with his girl than accept a readily available nice guy if she is sure the Alpha dude will probably break up with his girlfriend. Imagine chatting for 6 months, no calls, no visits, no sexting. All of a sudden, will you marry me? I pity you sha!!!
please teach me some games
Family › Re: Five Places To Meet "Husband Materials" In Nigeria by LUAN1: 8:15am On Jul 18, 2022
frndfghtr:
The problem is how many of those girls are ready to settle down, with an average guy
their fantasy is too big. They don't want to settle for less. What i notice is that majorities of girls when asked to describe the kind of guy the want 'asin their spec.' she will decribed same specs. her friends had been describing before. No change, if we come look our country men with such characteristics no reach 1% but 90% of women dey hustle for that 1%
Family › Re: Five Places To Meet "Husband Materials" In Nigeria by LUAN1: 8:04am On Jul 18, 2022
Mummyfour:
And I have a beautiful God fearing childhood friend that I have known from my primary school days

She has remained a clean good lady till date yet no husband.
Yet men would be coming here to look for advice when they marry some monster ladies.
This life really no balance.
And she dey look for husband seriously embarassed.
8f the is ready to be submissive, send me her number
Family › Re: Five Places To Meet "Husband Materials" In Nigeria by LUAN1: 8:02am On Jul 18, 2022
Man remain the Price. Men stop SIMPing you are a woman/women prayer point, she is dressing sexy just for you to notice her, she pretend to be a good girl just for you to notice her, she is attending church or probably singing in the choir just for kings in the church to notice her, everything a woman does in public is for her to get notice by man. Man is the price
Romance › Re: You Want Your 23 Years Old Boyfriend To Have A Car And So Much Money by LUAN1: 10:45pm On Jul 17, 2022
Stephen2324:
You want your 23 years old boyfriend to have a car and so much money, but your parents are still feeding your 35 years old brother in the house.
you no wan make she get fantasy?? Try to create fantasy for yourself.
Romance › Re: Did You Know? by LUAN1: 10:43pm On Jul 17, 2022
Find another book to write. No secret on talking to a woman. They are human like you, only simp is it as a deal
Romance › Re: I've Bought This Girl Shawarma. When Should I Expect Sex? by LUAN1: 9:58pm On Jul 14, 2022
She go use you dey chop shawarma anytime she 8s craving for shawarma.
Romance › Re: A man unknowingly helped his girlfriend prepare for her own traditional marriage by LUAN1: 9:19pm On Jul 14, 2022
A simp has gotten his reward in ten fold
Politics › Re: Atiku Promises To Hold Reconciliatory Physical Meeting With Wike by LUAN1: 5:40pm On Jul 14, 2022
Cyril009:
Good afternoon sir, quoted you a while back you haven't replied
is the construction company in Lagos do they have accommodation?
sorry,.. it's not in lagos sir, it's in east, tho the also have their branch in the north, they don't have permanente site, they move around to wherever they have contract
Politics › Re: Atiku Promises To Hold Reconciliatory Physical Meeting With Wike by LUAN1: 3:01pm On Jul 14, 2022
atiku is a Failure, peter obi is the solution to the problem of this country
Politics › Re: Atiku Arrives In Osun For PDP Mega Rally (Pictures) by LUAN1: 2:59pm On Jul 14, 2022
Failure, see as him dey careful make him no fall. Old Man. Obi, obidient, yusful or nothing
Every problem needs solution, nigeria is a problem, peter obi is the solution
Romance › Re: I Find Gap Teeth Disgusting by LUAN1: 3:26pm On Jul 11, 2022
GREATIGBOMAN:
I find gap teeth disgusting no matter how big or small

Anyone with it looks like a vampire to me

That red stuff from the teeth gum in the middle feels like the owner just finished guzzling blood
i hate gap teeth
Romance › Re: Ubunja Still The Greatest by LUAN1: 2:53pm On Jul 11, 2022
GREATIGBOMAN:
From day followed the dude.
Everything still works as dude describes.
how can I follow him please, and shola
Romance › Re: A Mad Man Told Me This, Can I Take It Serious by LUAN1: 2:38pm On Jul 11, 2022
Scamupdates:
I helped a mad man with 1k last night . he called me back and told me not to go where am planning to go, with the date i fixed (in yoruba). yes he his mad but how did he know what am planning to do with the day i fixed for it. not the religion type doe . huh .if i fail to show up at that day, trust me am going to losse almost what i cant get in 6 month.
mad man wey dey give fake Loto numbers to gamblers
Politics › Re: Umo Eno's Certificate Is Not In Our Records - WAEC by LUAN1: 2:36pm On Jul 11, 2022
saintkeppy:
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Yeah, He preparing for his defection/rally in a matter of days
I thought ypp has conducted their primaries already.?
Politics › Re: Umo Eno's Certificate Is Not In Our Records - WAEC by LUAN1: 2:20pm On Jul 11, 2022
saintkeppy:
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No, no, i ain't working for nobody, OBA don't even know me in person, but since the Governor has his own preferred candidate,

The Distinguished Senator Bassey Albert Akpan(OBA) is my annoited&preferred candidate, he will be on the Ballot & win irrespective of Party he defects to.
I heard he wants to defect to YPP
Politics › Re: Umo Eno's Certificate Is Not In Our Records - WAEC by LUAN1: 2:19pm On Jul 11, 2022
saintkeppy:
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Yeah, but i-too-know & ego wey Gov. Udom get no be for here o! He is feeling how he's gonna do that admist fake prophesy behind Pastor Umo Eno's emergence &all the media hype&fanfare about Pastor Umo Eno. Shame!!!


15th July, 2022, 11:59pm. . . .Time is up!
please I want to enter politics in akwa ibom
Politics › Re: Umo Eno's Certificate Is Not In Our Records - WAEC by LUAN1: 2:17pm On Jul 11, 2022
saintkeppy:
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Him Certificate no dey according to findings/investigations from reliable source, you wan go scatter genuine students files for principal office? huh
grin
Romance › Re: I'm Stuck With Three Different Ladies, I Don't Know Which One To Marry by LUAN1: 9:17pm On Jul 10, 2022
Bola- disrespectful, dumped you for Better option but the option didn't favour her to the end ( if you still consider her you are a SIMP)
Kemi- this one na evening newspaper, avoid single mother, if you consider her you are a simp
Tope.- no/yes- look for more red flags in her
Romance › Re: Has A Girl Ever Stood You Up While You Where Already In The Mood Before? by LUAN1: 6:14pm On Jul 09, 2022
Badboibipo:
We men really go through a lot in the hands of women. Imagine after cleaning your room and making everywhere perfect while being extremely hornyyy and then a foolish girl that said she’s coming doesn’t show up and then start busying your calls without explanation, has that ever happened to y’all before?
lol. The question should be , can you count the number of times it has happened to you before?
Romance › Two Things You Should Never Wish Your Enemy by LUAN1(op): 5:44pm On Jul 09, 2022
1.Poverty
2. SIMPing
Don't wish your enemy these two things no matter what he does to you, I have tested both of them and I know what I am telling you. Tho I'm still battling with the first one. I can't never wish my enemy to be poor or to be a SIMP.
Add yours:
1.
2
Romance › Re: The Key To Getting Quality Women,my Experience. by LUAN1: 10:48pm On Jul 08, 2022
JBriel:
Smiles. Marriage doesn't freak me. I can pay to have babies. Also, I don't have an intense sexual thirst. As for the wages, I never condescended anyone but spoke rather about the illtreatment the said person's dished our to ladies and guys around them.

That's why your kinds are avoided. You're not refined enough to have solid understanding on issues



Atleast four ladies hit on me within days. One stole my contact from a booking agency and has been chatting me up all day. Trust me. If you knew me in person, you would want to be in my company
I wish to be in your company, interact and learn from you.
Romance › Re: The Key To Getting Quality Women,my Experience. by LUAN1: 10:01pm On Jul 08, 2022
begoniaa:
Eweeeeee. All of this to attract a woman.

Lemme mention your OGs and bosses sef.

Kriss216/Zonefree
ikillbrokehoes
Lilvicky68
Pansophist
AfroKnight
Raalsalghul
Ubunja
Martinez39s
Franchasng
CaveAdullam
IamV
2buffagain
LordKO/RightToReject


See what your gender is writing... grin grin All just to get a woman. A woman. Lasan lasan.

So the redpill truths you all have been swallowing, that is supposed to be a magnet or shit have all been in waste? You are the ones now that are supposed to be inventing tricks and doing everything pursuing a woman - as a prize?? Women of any ages at all?

Nahhh, I find this as a disgrace to the legacy of your teachers. That is why I am calling on them to come speak some sense into y'all heads or something.
they don't want somebody like you that's why they are going different ways so as to have many options, did the mention or suggest feminist there? NO, did they suggest woman with plenty body count, NO, did they suggest 30+ ,No..... I think you don't seem to understand Op
Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom 10-Lane & 8-Lanes Leading To The Airport Near Completion (Photos) by LUAN1: 9:55pm On Jul 08, 2022
GardenOfGod:
Clearly you just rehearse Local Government in Akwa Ibom State that you were taught in primary school. But am not gonna score you any point cos you mixed up everything grin grin grin
lol, I can me mention The whole 31LGA
Romance › Re: The Key To Getting Quality Women,my Experience. by LUAN1: 9:38pm On Jul 08, 2022
franchasofficia:
The op is right.


I have a very close friend who is still single and having same issue.


This guy is educated, an Accountant. He heads his company's account department at his young age. Aside being an accountant, he has a flourishing small fintech business with 5 staffs. He lives in what I may call a family mansion alone. He has met hundreds of ladies and none is up to what he desires or what we his close friends consider okay.


He is either meeting hungry, broke opportunists or ladies above 37 with good job though but he want something around 27 to 29.


This guy has tried almost all social media platforms, Facebook, etc still same class of babes.


Right now I de pity him cos it seems his spec of girls aren't in Nigeria again lol


Our Nigerian ladies need to work on themselves and try to upgrade at early age.


The younger ones seems to be immature, unserious and act too foolish. The older ones are more mature, cool headed, financially independent but like the op said, the girlie vibes and beauty is almost gone. The remaining beauty in them is now money induced beauty using beauty products and all those artificial enhancements.



I pity single people of this age, e no easy to find your taste as a well to do young man.



This is where studying abroad at undergraduate stage gives advantage cos it seems the type of chicks op want are all schooling abroad or they schooled abroad and have been taken by their Nigerian course mates and school mates abroad grin
LMAO

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