₦airaland Forum

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OZIOGU1:
https://politicsnigeria.com/dino-melaye-demands-refund-of-funds-from-party-agents-after-loosing-kogi-guber-report/

l sometimes agree that something is wrong withe Nigeria state if not so people like Dino the dinosaur will come to vying for Governor.

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BAZ001:
Why Goal keeper go punch ball already going out as goal kick to corner. Which kind keeper be dis ?

😄😄😄😄😄 match have been fixed if you know you know

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baike:
Naija abeg play over 2.5 for me.

Na be my first game
Naija my dear country

😄😄😄😄😄. My brother no vex but your comment funny. Naija your dear country destroy my 4 tickets.

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MS247:



Atiku started in 1993, tried in 2003, 2007, 2011, 2014 ,2019, 2023 spending billions

35 years of failed ambition with billions spent


Tinubu came from nowhere in 2023 and said Emilokan and he won


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Truth be said... Nobody likes Atiku including myself

mokwechineme:
3 In the third position is Abiodun - governor of Ogun state. I have been hearing so much about his ineptitude. Even though Ogun state is the home state of some of the most prominent Nigerians, the state seem to be lacking in good governance and Abiodun happens to be a typical example of this phenomenon.

2 Sitting in the second position is Uzodimma - the one fondly called Ozodimgba is the governor of Imo state. He has literally supervised the carnage in his state encouraging the federal government to create theatre of war in the state he governs. There has been incidence of massacre of innocent civilians, displacement of communities and burning of villages by the Nigerian soldiers and he feels that will guarrantee his hold on Imo state.

1 Sitting in the first position of the worst governors is Chukwuma Soludo - Governor of Anambra state. In one of his numerous promises is making Anambra the Dubai/Taiwan of Africa. He also promised Anambra would be one huge construction site during his tenure. As we speak, we never see Awolowo's head, talkless of Azikiwe's. He has been in Ekwulobia with the out of priority project for more than a year constructing one flyover while Willie Obiano adjudged one of the most incapable governors did three flovers in a space of three months. In the Omanbala region where i reside, he has closed all refuse dumpsites leaving people with nowhere to dispose their refuse.
The hungry boy that is paid to defend him here on nairaland, should help tell me where in Omabala region comprising of 5 local governments does Soludo have one single project going on other than hanging banners of solution is here in every nook and crany of the state especially where the previous administrations sited projects.

Soludo remains a total tragedy to Ndi Anambra

Which are ur worst??

You don't need to ask Dapo abiodun the worst Governor in Southern Nigeria [color=#006600][/color]

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BRATISLAVA:
Lol. Too much television has made people believe lizards and reptiles can become a person's best friend. They need your body heat, that's all.

The only animal that has the capacity to become your best friend is a dog.

God bless you...if you will ever need an animal has friend please try Dog and you will never regret it another is parrot and cat. Apart from all these 3 animals others are time wasting if you keeping them as a pet

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LocalFARMERS:
Cause I want to keep and train it. Its been with me for almost 2 months now.

Train it to speak English or to fetch water... please make me understand. Thanks

Racoon:
WHICH SONG(S) WAS(WERE) YOUR FAVOURITE? As for me;

-1).Veno Marioghae – "Nigeria Go Survive"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBrrkiCXYNo?si=dZowu_wTRSN-ZSTL

-2). "One Love" - Onyeka Onwenu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QkeHOllD5c?si=IylmPC0NBYeGu84F

-3). "Happy Birthday" – Evi Edna Ogoli Okosi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcjiwDs7tIk?si=GyT4CheBUzDZo06K

-4). "Osondi owendi" – Osadebe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgPkfjKWc7g?si=lwSm9SRjGiUWWzyh

-5). Funmi Adams: "Nigeria my beloved country" by funmi adams "Omode",

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQwSYvPAY64?si=ribKlUgn_svR6vOr

NIGERIA: my beloved country. : this song by funmi Adams was composed during One Nigeria independence celebration during Ibrahim badamosi babangida regime...l was still a teenager then l so much love this song and l also believe in is message and lfall in love with my country and said to my self then that l will not japa from Nigeria....had l know l wouldn't have listene to the song. All the same l love the song and most of the song in the list. Respect to all the artists.

FarmTech:
Do you know, you can command others to grant your heart's desire?

Yes! You can.

It is just so simple to do. The trick is this, dress the way you want them to address you.

You can command an interviewer to grant you that job request. He or she may not know your qualifications, but the first impression and appearance has qualified you already.

You can command your environment to respect you, even if you don't deserve it.

You can command your fellow age group to give you the respect you deserve.

All those things can be achievable when you are moderate in your dressing.

You don't need to expose the front and back qualities before others will respect you. They don't need to see your knees, laps, packs etc before they can give you what you need.

You don't need that skinny and tight gown before they can give you what you need.

I know, at this point some people are like…

That is what I do to get what I need. Some will say; nothing is free, not even in freetown.

Ladies, do you know that, those same human beings you expose your body to, are busy looking for a faithful and a responsible being.

They are only helping you tarnish your image. They have only come to give you a free ticket to a life filled with regret.

Guys, do you know that ladies find it difficult to believe a Guy that other ladies are so attached to?

Don't Kill the respect others are supposed to give to you. You deserve more than you are receiving. You are a speck and so special to be misused.

Dress in a manner that you want others to address you. Others will address you in the manner you appear, therefore be of guidance on your appearance.

I am so glad it is Friday. Don't go out this weekend with indecent Wears.

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l laugh in in urhobo😄😄😄 . There was a time l have a girlfriend that dress like this and plate her hair with rubber and thread..friends mock me what l am doing with her some at of jealousy (the girls in our class) but unknown to them this girl now fire when it comes to bedmatics and sex..tell me the style will the not do. Abeg make una forget dressing.[color=#006600][/color]

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Chingyyy878:
What’s the hardest truth you have learnt as an adult?

Nobody send you if you no get money.

Cowbell521:
Why Peter Obi is a Failure




Update

6. He's about to fail in tribunal again. How will you win Nigeria if you cannot win ordinary court case? 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine the massive failure if he was the president? His failure for be x10 of Tinubu

Shut up! He won LAGOS STATE where your drug lord comes from, l do hope fuel attendant and market women are giving you their commodities for free Suffer head kill you there!!![color=#006600][/color]

[quote author=Morbeta11 post=125312864][/quote]Una mennn....you take me back

Vinnie2000:
Na so.

Kids of these Days don't know what we passed through, as per these Skin infections. 🤨🙂

We learn from our experience to take care of them.

JDJDjD:
None
The only thing be say if i sleep for chair for parlour, na room bed I dey wake up.
Sometimes too, i dey fall from bed😂😂

Your own na sleepwalker

Vinnie2000:
PLEASE, Nobody should come here to Form Posh o. 😒😄

*Pimples
*Eczema
*Ringworm on the body
*Ringworm on the Head (LakpaLakpa).
*Heat Rashes
*Buttock Rashes (called Sweety those days).
*Chicken Pox
*Scurvy (Called Mbeke those Days in Warri).😄
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WHICH OF THESE AFFECTED YOU AS A CHILD?

MINE IS:
*Pimples (Show me Shege for Years)
*Sweety (All the Kids in my Area had it)
*Chicken pox.

STATE YOURS.

Mine was Ezcema..They is caused by being dirty. I dey bath almost 5 times a day used nixotone sotay they gave me award the stubborn thing would go and come until l took one recommended drug to wash it from my system it finally went away but Ezcema show me no be small

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officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj2KOBqx7DA

Slayqueen caught on CCTV stealing hair at a shop

#wetindeyhappentv l for one have never admired a lady for the hair she is putting on and l believe most men agree with me. My policy about women is be CLEAN and have manners then we are good to go.

awesomegenius:
I miss the old brilafm

Baba must retire for the young guys to grow

Racoon:
Ernest Okonkwo: Nigeria's Best Football Commentator of All Time, We Haven't Seen His Replacement

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02DXKeKRYLCfWa3r8WoLfjgRSAKy3d3HekNPT4c3edxF99AhsvqYbkjSWX2Lfmdae7l&id=100076000014842&post_id=100076000014842_pfbid02DXKeKRYLCfWa3r8WoLfjgRSAKy3d3HekNPT4c3edxF99AhsvqYbkjSWX2Lfmdae7l&mibextid=Nif5oz

I heard some of his commentary ..he is great and l also duff my hat for Larry Izamuje of brilla fm.. He also nicknamed some of our Super Eagle e g
Obafemi Martins--Obagol,weapon of mass destruction
Julius Aghaowa--Aghao wonder.

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HonNL:
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He should be send to jail.... may many of them of them be fish out bloody match-fixer. They have ruined many lives with their activities.

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Arewagang:
My bro you are free to do anything to aid your survival. I can't blame you
Even the God you claim to serve is fake and none existent.

A fool said in his heart there is no God

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Arewagang:
My bro you are free to do anything to aid your survival. I can't blame you
Even the God you claim to serve is fake and none existent.

A fool said in his that there is no God.

[color=#006600][/color][quote author=juman post=124049395]Ogun east did not vote for abiodun in last election.
APC members in two other senatorial districts tried a lot for the governor to win the election.

Abiodun performance in first term was generally described as lackluster and not impressive.
He should perform better in this second term.[/quoAte]Are you serious! Person that didn't perform the in his first term will do so in his second term? It is on record Dapo is the worst governor in south -west.

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KingAzubuike:
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There was genuine love , will woo girls with love letters, lurking in the dark to toast ou potential lover. Life was sweet then

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aswani:
Austin never played for NNB, he went to Insurance from NNPC Warri, then tó Belgium.

That is not the point,the point that is l told him the club he is trying to remember. Anyway thanks.

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samwash:
Congratulations to Bendel insurance of Benin.
Its time to rename this club from this "Bendel" to something else.
In those days, I remember Bendel insurance use to have a rival club, I can't remember the name now, they both share same stadium then, just like Inter Milan & AC Milan in Italy.
I don't kwn if that club is still in existence.

The club you are referring to is NEw Nigeria Bank Football Club if Benin. They happen to be one of the great team around then producing players like Late Stephen keshi, Austin Eguavom etc. They have been disbanded in the early 90s.

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KingOfIsoko1:
I hope Dammy abi damage and her pastor will hear you Mr David,


copy cats are generally unproductive

Everything Dammy did was wrong(1) The haste she run to the kitchen to try and overturn are fellow Nigerian record it reeks of enviness other nationals have held the record in the past but it was broken by other chefs from other countries (2) She has no innovation no creative ideas,a copycat is not always applauded(3) Respect for the work and effort of are fellow compatriot. For all these reason are see Chef Dammy as a spoiler, killjoy. I wish should have take a deep breath before venturing into something that will leave a bitter taste right thinking people mouth.

Davidave:
The pull-out method? What are you, a retard?

ls the best method, you and your partner enjoy your sex but you must have absolute control of it and your partner must also be at alert to know when you you are about to pour your cum.... my wife at times save the situation by pushing me off her and at times are want to get off her only for her to hold me tight to cum into her knowing she is on the safe side of her period. So my guy it takes 2 to make this method safe and sweeter.

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What is that? I don't remember it at all. No recollection.

😊 Indomie generation

[color=#006600][/color][quote author=lereinter post=120496626]If you drink am, you fit Daewoo racer, I dey tell you 7up E do good[/quote ] You are on point my guy😊 Na papi luwe do the advert DAWoowoo DAWOO

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Icrave4u:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaQU4Sph9pU

MY BELLE O, MY HEAD O!!! Do you still remember this Yoruba Actor called JAGUA?

Chief James Afolabi Afolayan MON, MFR popularly known as Jagua was born 4th July 1946 in Iludun-Oro kwara state Nigeria.

He managed on his own to finish secondary education but his journey into entertainment started when he was just 8years old in his paternal hometown Iludun-Oro where he formed the Iludun-Oro Jolly Mambo. It was a singing group.

The young Afolabi then go about adding spice to social gatherings by singing.. Yes he was a singer and a great dancer too.

He did this for some years until he met the doyen of Nigeria theatre, the iconic Hubert Ogunde.

James Afolabi learnt that Chief Ogunde and his group will be performing in Esie so he made plans to be there,saved up some money from selling bush meat so he could make it to the show.

On getting there he was intrigued by Chief Ogunde's musical rendition and decided he was going to move to Lagos to have chief train him in music.

James Afolabi whose family was mainly into buying and selling expressed his desire to go fully into music to his family and they never objected despite the fact that such professions was seen as mainly for the "never do well" in those days.

Few days after a family member brought young Afolabi to Lagos and they headed to Chief Ogunde's office and joined a very long queue of people wanting to join the group.

Eventually it was Afolabi Afolayan's turn to audition and though baba Ogunde thought he was very young, he also saw that he was very determined.He then handed daddy to his first wife saying " Gba omo e ni" ( take him, he is your child)

Afolabi said he never knew baba Ogungbe was also into acting. He said he admired his stage presence.

Afolabi said for him as a young person it was divine whenever baba graced the stage.

Afolabi Afolayan considers Baba Ogunde as a father and his first wife who took him in a mother.

He was with Chief Ogunde and family for 2years (1960-1962).

Afolabi Afolayan also trained under Akinsola Ogungbe before he teamed up with his friend Ishola Ogunsola aka Isho Pepper to form the Afolayan Ogunsola Theatre group in 1964.

Afolabi was the main singer and instrumentalist in the group while Ishola composed more of the stage performances.

The performances was rendered in Yoruba language.
Besides other productions, I remember they did "Iyawo alalubosa"together...back then, it was quite popular.

Besides music, 'Folabi( like his friends and family calls him)was known to be the fun guy at every gathering.

He just loves making people laugh and as time goes on he realizes he seem to be more interested in the comedy aspect of acting and went for it.

He met very young Elyzar Taylor a Sierraleonian who was still a student at the time.

It was Elyzar who gave him the stage name Jagua and advised him to act in pidgin English as that will cut across every tribe and make them more widely accessible.

Jagua also called Elyzar Grace on stage. That was how Jagua play Group was born.

They had their first major television show in 1968 with RKTV Kaduna.

Jagua and Grace got married in 1970. Grace was juggling marriage and the group while still in school.

With God by their side and love from friends and fans who we see as family, the Jagua brand became widely accepted.

Jagua comedy was in all the NTA stations, was in almost every Nigerian home.

It is devoid of vulgar languages...you don't have to send your children to bed because you want to watch Jagua...it is actually a family programme and many children look up to it.

Jagua comedy entertained and educated most of us via TV screens and live stage performances.

They were also involved in charity causes.

They entertained the less privileged for free, raised money to champion charitable causes, entertained our troops abroad (ECOMOG).

In the very early years of Nollywood, Jagua and his group made some home videos which was released in VHS cassettes but most of his works are with the NTA.

Jagua was recognised by the Nigerian government for his works hence his national honours.

As a father, he was a great father and friend.

The laughter never stops on stage.
He was the best. He died Oct 5th 2000.

23years on, we still hear his signature tune "my belle ooo my head o"

Those were the days we have talent in Nigeria...l will never forget one of his play...He carried a whole a cushion chair to an occasion on his head and when he was asked why did he come with a chair he said" na me be chairman so l must come with my chair" he was so hilarious to a fault. We some funny guys those days e.g Papi luwe,ojoke,sura the tailor,grinrigori and clarius, the late papa suwe and many more. NTA was top of there game then.