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J4JUVENTUS:@J4JUVENTUS PLEASE I BEG YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD STOP SENDING ME EMAILS PLEASE I BEG YOU WITH EVERYGOOD THING IN THIS LIFE, MY EMAIL HAS PROBLEMS, SO ANYTJING YOU WANT TO SAY, LET IT BE ON A THREAD ON NAIRALAND HERE, THANKS, YOU MIGHT BEVWONDERING WHAT IS GOING ON BUT I GO THROUGH HELL BEFORE I COULD READ ANY OF YOUR EMAILS SO PLEADE STOP THEM |
J4JUVENTUS:I saw your message, the book is somehow somehow, but to be progressive, there is another thread still here on nairaland that I got it from, I mean you too can get it from there. I tried to send it to you guys but it seems something is wrong. I will check this link of the thread. Or just type "Charles nneji the bang rule PDF on google" let it redirect you to a nairaland page. And that is the one. Solicit for the PDF from one of the guys who have it on that thread. They will send it to you!!!! I will try and look at what is going on with my sent mails. Sorry for replying late, man gotta hustle. Nairaland is not paying me a cent!!!! |
saraki, always the proverbial cow! |
Pits of hell and sisterhood Even if a fellow sister is bound for hell fire, her fellow sisters won't admonish her to repent and turn a new leaf. All that they would so is to tell her to keep up the "good work". That is why immortality, promiscuity, nudity and lewdness are more predominant in our society. Women will never point at a wrong of a fellow woman in public or even privately, all that they will do is protect , shield, guard and guide their fellow gender. Look at the rate at which we have nudity or posting nude on social media, or even sex tapes or Pastor Wilsons. Guys(I mean everyone) what do you think? |
Should i fvck her? There is this girl in my office that has been showing me green light for me to fvck her, but I haven't. I don't know what is wrong with her. Sometimes she will sit beside me and start touching me. Sometimes she will be touching her hair and body in front of me. I think she was sent by someone to fvck me. That was why I have refrained up till now. This girl is very beautiful and good looking but she has slept with all the guys in our office. They now call her hoe. I am the only one left that she hasn't slept with. What do you think guys? Should I sleep with her? |
Talkative girls There is a girl at OP's workplace that talks just too much. Cho cho cho cho cho cho all the time. No wonder she is very tiny. May be its the excess talking that caused it. OP doesn't hate people, but he doesn't like talkative girls. Also also she gossips too. If a pin drops in OP's office, she will broadcast it to every other office. Guys what do you think about girls who gossip, who talk too much and who back bite? If you see her mouth, its as small as an egg, but damn if she starts gossiping, talking or backbiting, this girl can talk more than a RADIO honestly. Note OP doesn't hate girls but your opinion is needed on this issue. What do you think? |
Pvssy or millions in your account The energy that most guys spend on pvssy, if they had spent it on money making, they will be richer than Dangote. If you love pvssy, don't waste your life on a bottomless pit. Millions of litres of sperm cannot fill it. Women are smart nowadays. They go for rich guys. You have a few bucks in your pocket, instead of you to save it or invest it in something tangible, why would you give it to a whoore? Who will collect it and still go on to fvck another highest bidder? Its food for thought. The most profitable business these days are hotels, prostitution and beer parlours. Why? Every man wants to get high and sleep with what is between a woman's legs. But ask yourself, how much have you invested today? After five minutes "uuuuuuh" "aaaaah , oooooh, yeeees, right there!!!" , what happens to your worries, horrors, sorrows and nightmares. Its still there! Some men, even the money he supposed to use to eat, he will give it to his whoore and continue to remain poor. No wonder the proverb " The death of a promiscuous man is between a whoore's legs" Don't die like a fool or a poor man. Turn those ideas into money now. OP isn't saying don't fvck, but keep some change for yourself! Even dogs get pvssies to fvck. You will surely get one free pvssy to fvck. But hustle, not to hustle with grey hair! OP could remember it was Dangote that forgot his wife in London after a business meeting. It was when he reached Lagos that he remembered that he didn't pick his wife!! May you be busy making money not to remember any stupid pvssy!!! Did I cursed? ![]() |
Joseph was seduced by Pontifer's wife. Mrs Pontifer, as some would call her saw Joseph's handsomeness or let's say extreme beauty. Do men like Joseph still exist? We all knew what later transpired between Joseph and Pontifer's wife. If you as a man were Joseph, what will you do? Fvck her? Can you restrain yourself? Women or ladies, if you were Mrs Pontifer, that you see a man pleasing to you and he is rejecting all your green lights, what will you do to him/Joseph? Kill him? Matured comments only please and no insults to any moniker. Thanks! |
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heard that banks own(pos) are better than interswitch own and that interswitch own used to have network issues, please explain. I have went to bank to get one, but the terms and conditions that they gave me was bogus, so iam thinking of buying from you guys. pls reply |
they have closed the border, how are you still importing? |
UP GUNNERS!!! WE WILL CARRY THE TROPHY!!! LIKE FOR ARSENAL, SHARE FOR UNAI!! ![]() |
they have cut my wire before, so mumu me I carry 5k go give one of them to help me reconnect, a week later, some other guys come again, cut the wire again, now I don't have light, and before when there was light self, they usually bring it midnight and carry it 6am. now I am thinking should I use another 5k wey I suppose buy garri go connect again? useless people!! the prepaid you were talking about, I use to see it on electric poles, beaten by sun and rain here in kano, most Hausa guys don't pay nepa bill!! and generators is much common, even to charge set!!! now I dey use two power banks!!! if they die, I will be extinct online like a dinosaur |
how much? |
bukola saraki, the only kwara guy that made it to the Panama papers!!! do you want to become a thief, saraki can tutor you!!!, he studied in HAVARD!!! ![]() |
Nuru marli thought it was going to go well with him proposing love to Mr X's daughters. On the other hand, they told him that they can't allow him to marry anyone of them because they both are still studying in the university. This poured cold water in Nuru Marli 's heart. He now knew the extent to which people can go. Silently, without agitating, cursing or abusing, he left the place. Though he was their regular customer, that will be the last commodity that he will buy from their shop. And he is to return no more. Well this life is a war, you win some and you lose some. This was not his first denial and it won't be his last. During his Youth Corps, the first girl that he approached also said no. Now he is getting used to being heart broken. to be continued........ |
pcguru1:thanks ![]() |
lip service as usual, at the end of the day nothing gets really done move around schools, you will be seeing ubec project 2015 just being done in 2019, we keep deceiving ourselves pretending one angel will come and build our country for us. God is not a magician!! But He is a godammn strategist!!! |
yahoo guys too should tell the polithievians to stop looting us. black pot calling kettle black, ARENT THEY BOTH BLACK? |
WONDERS Someone Need Your Advice Sir please advise me, my wife is always going to the gym center to enable her stay fit because i don't really like fat people, Yesterday evening, she left for gym after preparing dinner around 4pm while i was at home because i didn't go to work yesterday. Immediately she came back, I was surprised at her sexual reactions; She rushed to the bathroom, took her bath, came out and pounced on me for sex. I was surprised because is very much unlike her, i tried asking her what is happening, she said she was in the mood for sex. Meanwhile, i tried having sex with her previous night but she was giving excuses that she was tired because we had program in the church which made me to leave her. So she pounced on me, removed my boxers and started romancing me, held my manhood so tight, i reminded her that her baby is still small so let's use condom, she refused..saying she want skin to skin, i became worried because i didn't want her to get pregnant while our baby is still small. At the end of the day, we had sex, after which she gave our baby food and we ate too and she slept off while watching Television. A massage came into her phone saying.. "Check your WhatsApp" I had to on her data and checked her WhatsApp, surprisingly i saw massages from her gym instructor apologizing to her that He was sorry to have sex with her without protection, that he could no longer hold himself because of her beauty... I became so mad, i now began to understand why she was forcing me to have unprotected sex with her. I snapped the massages with my phone and woke her up, she wanted to deny it so i brought the picture of the chat from her gym instructor, she now started crying and asking for forgiveness. I told her the marriage is over that i will call her parents first thing tomorrow morning, she pleaded that even if am sending her away, I should not tell her parents what happened... Am confused , I loved my wife.. What should i do? Copied |
area!! ba wasi!!!! |
Sometimes if the tenants remit their bills to Richmond , he will spend it. This usually annoys the landlord angry. He does no business nor work. His only. business is to collect house rent. Where as his son works with a shoe factory along Musgroove Industrial Area. There was a day that they had a cloth tearing fight. It was the neighbours that settled the quarrel. Richmond had collected hundreds of thousands of naira but he didn't give a kobo to his father, Mr Vista, the landlord. Vista cursed him saying that he will not become successful in life , that he shall continue to wallow in poverty. That day Richmond was already drunk, all he kept repeating was that he will beat Vista, his dad. So you just imagine a kind of man that doesn't inculcate good morals and ethics in his children, what can you expect from such a person. Nuru Marli thought as he collected his phone, greeted and stood to leave. "Thank you sir" he greeted hypocritically and zoomed off. ************\\ FIRST LOVE Mrs X was a shop owner. She resides about two to three streets from Nuru Marli's house. Her shop also was close to his house. She had knew her for a very along time . This was because he usually retail clothes sold by his sister Yemi Alade to her. This was when he was in secondary school. He had thus built a good relationship with Mrs X. Mrs X had three children, two girls and a boy.. The boy Charles was the firstborn while Natasha and Chinoye were the younger sisters. Nuru Marli is in love with Natasha, Mrs X's second child. He usually visit her shop to buy groceries, salt maggi, rice, spaghetti, macaroni, indomie, butter, egg etc. This made him to let them viewbhim as their regular customer. Sometimes if he doesn't have money to pay, he will beg them to be lenient with him till the end of the month. When he collects his salary, he will pay. This has been on going for some months hitch free without hiccups. Mr X was a tailor. His shop was situated beside Mrs X 's shop. Both husband and wife's shop were beside each other. Nuru Marli knew the three children earlier before in his previous school where he taught. They were his students there. Also when he was a kid, his dad MrA usually sow clothes for them at Mr X's shop. to be continued.... |
THE BARGAIN Immediately everybody in the building came out and were asking each other what was happening. "Here he is!" Richmond said pointing at Nuru Marli "Aaaaah!!!" Everybody screamed. "He usually come inside the building at night to steal, he stole our generator's wire." "Aaaaaah!!" the people screamed. "Our motorcycle too!" he continued "Aaah" ".....our extra tyre" he lied moreover. "Aaaah Jesus Christ" Mrs Joy added. "So you are a thief? What do you want to say? You want to deny? You want to deny abiii? If I punch you!!" Without hesitating, he landed series of hot blows on Nuru Marli's head, mouth, nose and ear. Dumbfoundedly and stupidly, Nuru Marli agreed with him. If he didn't, he might get mobbed or lynched. "Yes! Yes!!. I am the one. I stole them." he lied with a swollen mouth and rubber thick lips. "Call Matthew, let's carry him to the police station" Richmond told his friends and bystanders. He had one of them holding his phone videoing Nuru Marli. He said that he will upload it to WhatsApp and all social media for everyone to see and know that him, Nuru Marli is a die hard thief. This will spoil his image and further blackmail him. He went out arrogantly, high with adrenaline and swelling with pride. He opened the gate and drove out his Rover 620i. "Oya get inside" he barked. "Silently, Nuru Marli got inside alongside Matthew, the police officer. Matthew was sitting beside the driver and it was Richmond himself that drove. He passed the first junction in front of the house and everything was dead silent inside the car. " You better start talking now" Matthew yelled looking back to face Nuru Marli at the back seat. "Please sir, don't take me to police station, I don't have anyone here in Instanbul, my mum and dad reside at Berlin. Please, Please let me drop my phone, it can carry the expenses of the bills that I owe. When it is month ending, I will bring the money please I beg you in the name of God, please let me go" "Shut up" "Shut the fvck up!" "You this nincompoop" "You know that you will pay all this while and you never made arrangements about how you will pay? Instead you thought that you were smart and can quickly leave like that without paying?" Richmond retorted. " I didn't want to leave like that, I planned to inform the landlord tomorrow morning that I will pay my bills. We haven't been paid for last months salary and today is tenth of May. That was why I was still owing" "You lying piece of shit" Matthew cuts in. "Didn't you tell me that you are from Instanbul here and that you work at a pharmaceutical company? Now you are saying you are a teacher. Which one should we believe now huh? he continued with displeasure written boldly on his face. " Please sir, please, help me to beg him , Please! I don't have anyone to bail me please." Matthew muttered something into Richmond's ear and they both came out of the car. It was only Nuru Marli that remained inside. Minutes later, Samuel, one of the neighbours entered and sat inside beside Nuru Marli. Matthew peeped from the drivers side and spoke to Nuru Marli. "Give him that your phone that you have, let him check it" Nuru Marli brought out his Itel Android and placed it in Samuel's big parlour. He perused and studied every dot and wrinkle on it for some minutes. "Is it worth nine thousand five hundred naira? " Mathew asked. " Yes, it is worth it sir!" "OK" he nodded in approval. "Oya get out. You are going to sign an undertaking or agreement that immediately byou collect this month's salary, you will pay the money that you owe." "Yes sir, Yes sir. Okay sir" Nuru Marli said , he has sobbed and cried like hell. "This is the paper, take!" Mathew commanded him. "I Nuru Marli will pay back the sum of nine thousand five hundred naira........." "Write what it is meant for there.......," "...............being the bill for NEPA and security this week ending" "Aaaah, you fool, where will you get money from ? Today is twelfth of May. You better change it to end of the month." "OK sir!" Nuru Marli answered as he crossed out the date and wrote a new one. " Idiot!! Next time come rent house for here!!" Matthew tonguelashed him. One of the neighbours who viewed all what happened grabbed Nuru Marlo's hand and downloaded gigabytes of advice into his thick skull. "Yeees Sir. Thank you Sir" he thanked him. That was how God bailed Nuru Marli out of a near-death-near- mockery state. It was the most humiliating day in his life. Well life is a motion, it keeps moving. And some will say after crying, the next thing is to smile. Inna ma al usri yusroh! †*†****************************** LIFE GOES ON News of how Nuru Marli was humiliated have travelled like wild fire from Antelope Road to Mushroom Road like WiFi. Fear people, they are capable of anything, here we are talking of six streets distance. Well like most will say, good news doesn't sell like bad news. Some of his fellow staff at EXCEL &SUCCESS ACADEMY, 32, Mushroom Avenue, Jakarta Park, Instanbul were aware of what Nuru Marli went through in the hands of crazy and ill- wishing landlords. They just kept mum as if nothing had happened. Nuru Marli decided not to tell anyone about it. He just moved on. After collecting his month salary , he would just buy the items he has listed on his opportunity cost and enjoy himself at home. Light was a bit better these days. After teaching the students Pythagoras theorem and Quadratic Equations, he would just get home, eat and sleep. No one to talk to , and no friend to keep company. At five o clock in the evening, he usually visit the nearest assembly. It is usually held at Instanbul High Academy. There, grown men like the age of his father and some guys a little bit older than him converge to discuss vital issues like politics, sports, marital life etc. He got to know the spot one evening when he went to watch ball at the secondary school's field. His elder sister, Yemi Alade now accuses him of not visiting her frequently. Earlier he used to fetch water for her, play with her kids and stay with them for hours. But right now, its twig cuts, bird flies. Weeks later, Nuru Marli collected his salary and he went to pay his debt. He had learnt the hard way. Next time, he will not fvck with landlords or their sons about bills. **************** THE DEBT He went to Antelope Road. Two to three streets were connected to each other by footpaths that vehicles cannot pass through except legs. The three storeyed edifice was still there. He was looking helter skelter for the landlord. His phone was with him. They switched it off the day he was humiliated, that was why he was keen to collect it back. "Let me just give them their money and leave" he thought in his mind. The landlord was relaxing on an old retractable chair outside the second building. He was in his seventies. Though there were grey hair on his head, you could hardly tell that he is an old man. "Ah welcome son!" he greeted Nuru Marli. "Have a sit here!" he said pointing to a white plastic chair. Angrily, Nuru Marli sat beside him like a hungry lion waiting for it's prey. He listener to the gibberish and balderdash that the old man had to say before he presented the nine thousand five hundred naira in his hands to him. "I hope they have explained what the money was meant for" he asked. "Yes they said it is for NEPA bill and security" "Oh K!!" he said with his gums showing blank tooth. Nuru Marli had heard earlier that he usually fights with his son Richmond over house rent, electricity bill and security bills. Sometimes if the tenants remit their to be continued..... |
The late king of my community had ten wild dogs. He used them to torture and eat any of his servants who made a mistake. One of the servants gave an opinion which was wrong, and the king didn’t like it at all. So he ordered that the servant be thrown to the dogs. The servant said, “I served you for ten years, and you do this to me? Please give me ten days before throwing me to those dogs!” The king agreed. In those ten days, the servant went to the guard who looks after the dogs and told him he would like to serve the dogs for the next ten days. The guard was baffled but agreed, and the servant started feeding the dogs, cleaning for them, bathing them, and providing all sorts of comfort for them. When the ten days were over, the king ordered that the servant be thrown to the dogs for his punishment. When he was thrown in, we were all amazed to see the ravenous dogs only licking the feet of the servant! The king, baffled at what he was seeing, said, ”What has happened to my dogs?” The servant replied, "I served the dogs for only ten days, and they didn’t forget my service. Yet I served you for a whole ten years and you forgot all, at my first mistake!" The king realised his mistake and ordered the servant to be set free. This post is a message to all those who forget the good things a person did for them as soon as the person makes a mistake towards them. Don’t put out the history that is filled with good because of a mistake you don’t like. Hope I made sense? Credits Richard Mofe-Damijo (RMD) |
A 75yrs old man got collapse and was rushed to the hospital.
He was given an oxygen to sustain him for 24hrs.
After some time he was getting better so the doctor gave
him his bill of $500.
When he saw the bill he started crying,
the doctor told him not to cry cos of
the bill that he could pay it in
instalment. But the man said.
"I'M not crying becos of the money i
can pay you all in cash.
I'm crying becos, for just 24hrs of
using the oxygen
am to pay $500. But i have been breathing God's air
free for 75yrs now.
If am to pay, do u know how much am
owing.?
.
You have been breathing God's free air without any obstruction nor
payment.
Just take 2secs of your time and type
"tank u God 4 your free gift of nature"
ignore if u owns your breath
(oxygen) |
1. Your mother carried you for 9 months bearing pain , upon pain . . 2. During this time , she could not eat because of you ! She could not sleep because of you ! . 3. When you were a baby , she spent every minute of her life looking after you ! . 4. She only slept when you slept ! She only ate after you had eaten! . 5. She was patient and loved you even when you cried all night and when you cried all day ! . . 6. She taught you how to walk , how to speak , how to eat , she taught you how to live ! . . 7. When you get sick , she looks after you ! . . 8. She always cooks and prepared food for you ! . . 9. She buys you whatever you ask for ! . . 10. She loves you unconditionally . . Don't ignore if you are proud of your Mother .. Comment “God Bless You Mommy” Or “RIP” If She's Dead! |
LADIES pls answer THIS??
HE DOESN'T DRINK
HE DOESN'T SMOKE
HE DOESN'T WOMANISE
HE DOESN'T CHEAT
HE IS SO CARING.
HE DOESN'T FLIRT
HE IS HANDSOME
HE GIVES WITHOUT EXPECTING ANYTHING IN RETURN
HE IS HONEST...
HE WILL NEVER LAY A FINGER ON A LADY.
HE HAS GOOD CHARACTER,
LASTLY HE IS GOD FEARING,,
DO SUCH GUYS REALLY EXIST??.. |
WHO IS A BIG GIRL? The fact that different guys pick you up every Wednesday & friday night does not make you a big girl. The fact that you wear all the latest clothes in the market, does not make you a big girl. And of the fact that you uses the latest phone and different guys pay money into your account does not make you a big girl... It does not even make you smart! You are only eating up your FUTURE! THEN WHO IS A BIG GIRL?!. A big girl is a girl with enough brain in her, not the one with more money. She is not the one who flirts with all the men around her. She is the girl who respects her relationship and marriage. She is never heard but seen. You know her by what she does, her behaviour speaks a lot about her. She is every man's queen, decently dressed... A big girl respects the value of womanhood... She carries herself with more dignity... Stop boasting about the number of men you've slept with my dear..Remember, cheap articles have more buyers.. Build yourself into the woman people will always respect and admire. Never follow men who will make a mess of your life. Be bold but humble, be Godly.. Be hardworking, respect your relationship or marriage, Be ambitious but contempted..Don't make men a priority in life.. Real men will seek after you! Build yourself into the woman men will always want to take home to their mamas.. Not the one they only want to take to hotels and clubs. TRUST ME, if you just trap a man with your body, he'll go one day. A lady without morals and dignity is like a phone without a sim card... IT IS A WAKE UP CALL LADIES. Credits Richard Mofe-Damijo RMD |
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