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ADVICE TO MY FELLOW MEN ABOUT
THEIR PREGNANT WIVES...
#share
I am a man, but today I want us to discuss about " PREGNANCY ".
Do you know that certain things you do when your wife is pregnant actually contributes to state of health of the mother and unborn child?
Listen, it bothers me a lot when I see men showing no concern to their pregnant wife or fail to adjust to some temporary changes!!!
It's just 9 months, not like it's forever. Pregnancy is not bought in the market, neither is it a software downloaded from the internet. It's a seed planted by us men and is germinating. There has to be a carrier of that seed while it grows, and women have been given the responsibility to carry it.
Pregnancy is preparation to welcome
a new member into the family.
Pregnancy is a journey fun filled,
amazing etc.
Women differ in body changes. Although Pregnancy makes women do certain things in common.
■Once in a while she would nag
■Once in a while she would request for things unimaginable e.g she wants to eat okro and bread
■Once in a while she would get so lazy to make you your meals
■Once in a while she would want to stretch her legs on your laps.
Please pardon her... carrying the baby ain't easy.
Her needs may be unsatisfiable at times.
The first Tri_mester of the journey can be so annoying. Like I say women differ from each other during pregnancy.
●While most women are busy vomiting.
●Most of them sleep like water leaf, they sleep off anywhere with the slightest chance even in the kitchen.
●While most women have fever.
●Most women be looking cranky and dry like Dustin powder.
●While most women add up weight.
●Most women appear like burnt offerings.
●Some even go round with White handkerchief spitting in it.
ALL THESE ARE STILL OUR WORK.....
Please tolerate this, it's beautiful afterwards.
Her attitude becomes annoying, most times you cant stand her. But I get annoyed when I see men neglect their pregnant wife. She's not an abomination, neither is she a curse. I must say, it's not an easy journey for all.
The last Tri_mester is when we need to be extra patient, loving, enduring and understanding.
NOTE...
1) Always observe your wife's feet while pregnant, it swells often. Please give her a basin of water to soak her leg once in a while, it's one of the best treat women enjoy during pregnancy.
2) Ask her regularly how she feels and how the baby is. She's the carrier so she feels him/her move.
3) Tell her how beautiful she looks during pregnancy e.g " Honey see as the pregnancy make you fine, I will be impregnating you every month ooo" or even "is it my child that makes you fresh like this pass normal" Even if she has grown bigger in size cause of the pregnancy, celebrate her.
4) Don't be upset if she ever wakes you up by 2am to help massage her feet. We need to feel little of her discomfort and pain. She shouldn't carry it alone, it's our baby,we need to carry it together. (I don't mean physical carriage though).
5) No rule book stopped sex during pregnancy, in short it's the best sef.... do it. It's not like the vagina stopped working during pregnancy. O! boy continue the work that brings the pregnancy.
6) Don't be ashamed to take her out. Take her out once in a while to those lovie dovie places you used to go together. #Theyloveit ...
Most times I wonder what crosses the heart of men when they see their pregnant wives. Carrying a child for 9 months isn't easy.
I urge all men to get closer to their spouses during pregnancy because that's one of the times she needs you most.
A big shout out to all men who fully stand
by their wives during pregnancy.
#Sticktohershesfun .


Credits: Richard Mofe-Damijo (RMD)

Richard Mofe - Damijo RMD
As a married man never let a night go by without talking to the love of your life(spouse) Yes, There will be times when you will have to work late, and times when you will have to travel out of state, and times when you will be mad at her, but never allow time, distance, paperwork or anger keep you from reaching out to your wife, even if it's just to say good night. Remember, If you're thinking of her, it is more than likely she's thinking of you. After all, It's not every day a man finds a woman who loves hard and deep like himself.


Credits Richard Mofe-Damijo RMD

WHO IS A BIG GIRL?
The fact that different guys pick you up every Wednesday & friday night does not make you a big girl. The fact that you wear all the latest clothes in the market, does not make you a big girl. And of the fact that you uses the latest phone and different guys pay money into your account does not make you a big girl... It does not even make you smart! You are only eating up your FUTURE!
THEN WHO IS A BIG GIRL?!.
A big girl is a girl with enough brain in her, not the one with more money. She is not the one who flirts with all the men around her. She is the girl who respects her relationship and marriage. She is never heard but seen. You know her by what she does, her behaviour speaks a lot about her. She is every man's queen, decently dressed... A big girl respects the value of womanhood... She carries herself with more dignity... Stop boasting about the number of men you've slept with my dear..Remember, cheap articles have more buyers.. Build yourself into the woman people will always respect and admire. Never follow men who will make a mess of your life. Be bold but humble, be Godly.. Be hardworking, respect your relationship or marriage, Be ambitious but contempted..Don't make men a priority in life.. Real men will seek after you! Build yourself into the woman men will always want to take home to their mamas.. Not the one they only want to take to hotels and clubs. TRUST ME, if you just trap a man with your body, he'll go one day. A lady without morals and dignity is like a phone without a sim card...
IT IS A WAKE UP CALL LADIES.

Credits Richard Mofe-Damijo RMD

DON'T EVER CHEAT ON YOUR MAN.!!! Dear Ladies Please listen. Don't ever try to cheat on your man. Why? If you can't afford to lose him,please don't cheat on him. A shattered glass replicates the heart of the one you cheat on. You can't put a shattered heart together. He will lose the respect, trust and love for you. Now Even when they say you're forgiven, it's never the same because they always look at the spot where the crack was and you just never get the best you had back. You can prevent this by being faithful.. The honest truth is, we cheat for very silly reasons and every time we have a chance to cheat. maybe we should ask ourselves if its worth the trouble of the aftermath effects of our partner knowing. When you cheat on your man, you will only bring bad luck to him.his business May stop going well or in his place of work, he will start having issues. Men do cheat but it's worse when women cheat. The outcome is never going to be a good one.
Credits Richard Mofe-Damijo RMD

ADVICE TO MY FELLOW MEN ABOUT
THEIR PREGNANT WIVES...
#share
I am a man, but today I want us to discuss about " PREGNANCY ".
Do you know that certain things you do when your wife is pregnant actually contributes to state of health of the mother and unborn child?
Listen, it bothers me a lot when I see men showing no concern to their pregnant wife or fail to adjust to some temporary changes!!!
It's just 9 months, not like it's forever. Pregnancy is not bought in the market, neither is it a software downloaded from the internet. It's a seed planted by us men and is germinating. There has to be a carrier of that seed while it grows, and women have been given the responsibility to carry it.
Pregnancy is preparation to welcome
a new member into the family.
Pregnancy is a journey fun filled,
amazing etc.
Women differ in body changes. Although Pregnancy makes women do certain things in common.
■Once in a while she would nag
■Once in a while she would request for things unimaginable e.g she wants to eat okro and bread
■Once in a while she would get so lazy to make you your meals
■Once in a while she would want to stretch her legs on your laps.
Please pardon her... carrying the baby ain't easy.
Her needs may be unsatisfiable at times.
The first Tri_mester of the journey can be so annoying. Like I say women differ from each other during pregnancy.
●While most women are busy vomiting.
●Most of them sleep like water leaf, they sleep off anywhere with the slightest chance even in the kitchen.
●While most women have fever.
●Most women be looking cranky and dry like Dustin powder.
●While most women add up weight.
●Most women appear like burnt offerings.
●Some even go round with White handkerchief spitting in it.
ALL THESE ARE STILL OUR WORK.....
Please tolerate this, it's beautiful afterwards.
Her attitude becomes annoying, most times you cant stand her. But I get annoyed when I see men neglect their pregnant wife. She's not an abomination, neither is she a curse. I must say, it's not an easy journey for all.
The last Tri_mester is when we need to be extra patient, loving, enduring and understanding.
NOTE...
1) Always observe your wife's feet while pregnant, it swells often. Please give her a basin of water to soak her leg once in a while, it's one of the best treat women enjoy during pregnancy.
2) Ask her regularly how she feels and how the baby is. She's the carrier so she feels him/her move.
3) Tell her how beautiful she looks during pregnancy e.g " Honey see as the pregnancy make you fine, I will be impregnating you every month ooo" or even "is it my child that makes you fresh like this pass normal" Even if she has grown bigger in size cause of the pregnancy, celebrate her.
4) Don't be upset if she ever wakes you up by 2am to help massage her feet. We need to feel little of her discomfort and pain. She shouldn't carry it alone, it's our baby,we need to carry it together. (I don't mean physical carriage though).
5) No rule book stopped sex during pregnancy, in short it's the best sef.... do it. It's not like the vagina stopped working during pregnancy. O! boy continue the work that brings the pregnancy.
6) Don't be ashamed to take her out. Take her out once in a while to those lovie dovie places you used to go together. #Theyloveit ...
Most times I wonder what crosses the heart of men when they see their pregnant wives. Carrying a child for 9 months isn't easy.
I urge all men to get closer to their spouses during pregnancy because that's one of the times she needs you most.
A big shout out to all men who fully stand
by their wives during pregnancy.
#Sticktohershesfun ..



Credits Richard Mofe-Damijo RMD

DEAR MEN!!!
How can your wife be as romantic as your side chick when you have impregnated her 5 times, sent her to labour 5 times, antenatal, postnatal and breast feeding for many years? child care and upbringing till each baby turns 20, school runs every morning and evening, kitchen to cook for you and your 5 kids, in the hospital for many days just to look after your kids when they fall ill, house chores and groceries are still to be taken care of by her.
You the husband has caused her many cuts down her "V", cuts as a result of CS, what about sagged breast and stomach stretch marks you caused her, pimples and big nose you caused her during pregnancy, what about vomiting and loss of appetite, you have totally withdrawn your wife from the society because of the African culture and yet you don't want to value and respect her, yet the only thing you remember is that she is not romantic but your side chick is.
Put that your side chick to this life threatening adventure and see if she can cope. Please dear men, learn to appreciate your wife, life is not all about sex and romance, remember how she was before you married her and remember that you are the cause of her woes.
God bless every hardworking mother and wife.
I HOPE THE VOLUME IS LOUD ENOUGH??


Credits Richard Mofe-Damijo RMD

MARRY A MAN THAT HAVE SENSE.!!!
1: Marry a man that has sense enough to know that paying your bride price is not equal to buying you.
2: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that marrying you is not doing you a favour.
3: Marry a man that has sense enough to know that you pose to have cramps and mood swings during your monthly circle, and shouldn't use it against you.
4: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that as a woman you also have a right to say "NO" to sex at times and if he must have his way he should at least try to make you happy and put you in the mood.
5: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that after childbirth you are posed to have stretch marks, big stomach, sag boobs and not too good shape, and he shouldn't because of that compare you to a sweet 16, your sag boobs or stretch marks is a sign of motherhood.
(Although you can work it out and be back to shape which is proper.)
6: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that there are times you are just too tired to cook, and him taking you to the eatery to eat dinner or him fixing the meal that day to save you the stress is not a taboo.
7: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that you have a right to voice out your frustration, a right to agree and disagree, a right to air your opinions.
8: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that you deserve to hear "sorry" from him and he's obliged to plead and ask for forgiveness when he errs and not use his headship as a means to escape saying "sorry"
9: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that hitting a lady is a crime against humanity.
10: Marry a man who loves your soul not just your body, marry a man who enjoys talking to you even without touching your body, not someone who cannot talk to you without touching you...
LADIES SHOULD I INCREASE THE VOLUME??


Credits Richard Mofe-Damijo RMD

Bryan Okwara Official
When You treat a woman nicely, she becomes practically BLIND to see other men. All she sees is You, whether you are rich or poor.

Credits Richard Mofe-Damijo RMD

DEAR LADIES,
BEST RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FOR YOU!
1. Please do not let a man know you are madly in love with him, don't let him know that you cannot do without
him. He will take you for granted, cheat on you or do anything he feels because after all, you love him so much.
2. Never cry, stress or die over a boyfriend, he's not your husband for God's sake. Boyfriend is not a legally accepted man, so why cry or take poison because he broke your heart? He never loved you then.
3. As a lady, give yourself some respect, you must let your man
know that you can survive without his money. Don't be requesting airtime, money for hair or clothes from him. Find a source of income and he will respect you.
4. Stop proving that you are only good for sex and dating, not good for marriage. Men as are smart and wise when it comes to choosing a marriage partner.
5. Don't feel as if the world is coming to an end when a man decided to walk away from you. Don't beg him to stay, you are too precious to beg for love sister. He will treat you like trash.
7. Don't try to force yourself to love a man, its like teaching a pig how to appreciate beauty and cleanliness.
Don't force them let him go.
8. Don't waste your valuable time trying to convince or beg someone to love you. Someone out there is sinking deeply to love you but you are chasing broken dreams why?
9. Never feel sad if someone else prefers another lady over you. It doesn't mean something is wrong with you. It simply means you were never meant together.
.
How Many Agree With Me
Are we together

Credits Richard Mofe-Damijo RMD

You went to school= Sugar daddy
You live in a good House =Sugar daddy
Your work/Business = Sugar daddy.
Now you are married but won't allow young Ladies near your Husband not even his cousins.
Because you know the game too well, you suspect every moves he makes. Even when he means no harm, your troubled soul will manufacture something to suit what you are thinking.
You are now 'protecting' your Man.
My Sister, Don't rejoice yet.
Some of you are still in the game even while still married to that innocent Man, whose only crime in life is falling in love with a green snake in a green grass.
At the shout of 'Let's go for a DNA test ' , you will urinate on your body.
Forming sickness that is not there.
One day na one day... Monkey will go market and it won't return.
Don't say that i didn't tell you.


Credits Richard Mofe-Damijo (RMD)

TRUTH ABOUT WOMEN.!!!
1. When a woman is angry, over half of what she says-she doesn't mean...
2. The most difficult time for a woman is when she is away from the man she truly loves.
3. A woman is not like 'detol advert', if you don't take care of her... Others will.
4. It takes time for a woman to trust a man, its hard to change when she does, but if you mess-up, you might just forget it.
5. A woman is such a school you will never graduate from.
6. Your wedding certificate with her is not a "driving licence, it is just a "Learners permit.
7. She can be very bitter now, and a very sweet angel later on, it all lies in your approach.
8. A woman hardly forget things, she remembers hurts more, avoid making her hurt.
9. A woman can be highly secretive. Most times when they prove hard to men, they go to their closet and friends to cry.
10. All women Love to be begged. men often miss out on this.
11. All women have a unique character like salt, their presence might not be noticed but their absence makes all things tasteless.
12. Some woman are not happy to cheat on man until man's behavior force them to do so.
13. Woman sometimes have the apitite to ask you for sex but because men are too anxious is what can make them hide their feelings.
Did I make any sense?

happy married life!

leave the messenger, look at the message

MARRY A MAN THAT HAVE SENSE.!!!
1: Marry a man that has sense enough to know that paying your bride price is not equal to buying you.
2: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that marrying you is not doing you a favour.
3: Marry a man that has sense enough to know that you pose to have cramps and mood swings during your monthly circle, and shouldn't use it against you.
4: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that as a woman you also have a right to say "NO" to sex at times and if he must have his way he should at least try to make you happy and put you in the mood.
5: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that after childbirth you are posed to have stretch marks, big stomach, sag boobs and not too good shape, and he shouldn't because of that compare you to a sweet 16, your sag boobs or stretch marks is a sign of motherhood.
(Although you can work it out and be back to shape which is proper.)
6: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that there are times you are just too tired to cook, and him taking you to the eatery to eat dinner or him fixing the meal that day to save you the stress is not a taboo.
7: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that you have a right to voice out your frustration, a right to agree and disagree, a right to air your opinions.
8: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that you deserve to hear "sorry" from him and he's obliged to plead and ask for forgiveness when he errs and not use his headship as a means to escape saying "sorry"
9: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that hitting a lady is a crime against humanity.
10: Marry a man who loves your soul not just your body, marry a man who enjoys talking to you even without touching your body, not someone who cannot talk to you without touching you...
LADIES SHOULD I INCREASE THE VOLUME?


Credits: Richard Mofe-Damijo (RMD)

LET THEM GO!!!
I repeat, always "LET THEM GO"
*Never feel as if the world is coming to an end. When someone decide to walk out of your life, "LET THEM GO"
.
*Trying to force someone to love you is like teaching a pig how to appreciate beauty and cleanliness. Don't force them let them love you and if they don't. "LET THEM GO"
.
*You are too precious to beg for love. A person who love you will respect you and will not treat you like trash. "LET THEM GO"
.
*Don't waste your valueable time trying to convince or beg anyone to love you. Someone out there is sinking deeply in love with you but you are damn busy chasing broken dream. WHY "LET THEM GO"
.
*Never be sad if someone else prefers another over you, it's always difficult to convince a monkey that strawberry is sweeter than bannana. "LET THEM GO"
.
*Any man that takes you for granted will eventually take advantage of you. Don't preserve just "LET THEM GO"
.
*There are people who will never love you no matter how much love you show and that's okay.
Their rejection of you does not mean
there is something wrong with you, it simply means they are not meant to be with you. Don't force a circle shape into a triangle shape. "JUST LET THEM GO"
.
*You can't change anyone's opinion about you, but you can prevent their opinion from changing you.
I CONCLUDE..... LET THEM GO.
HOW IS THE VOLUME


Credits: Richard Mofe-Damijo (RMD)

Oga, you are forming single even while married with Children because you want to have that Lady.
Some of you are even forming widower, divorced and separated.
Some of you go as far as manufacturing lies that will even make Satan to declare public holiday in hell but some of you just don't care.
Your mates are collecting awards, you are busy boosting of how many Ladies you have slept with.
You are denying your wife and Children because of free p***y, You are a fool of the 21st Century sir.
Leave those Ladies alone....
Go home and build your home



Credits: Richard Mofe-Damijo (RMD)

there are still good ones amongst them. bad people don't make good people bad.



had back ache some months back, then I went to a private hospital, name withheld for security purpose. It was 5am. The gate of the hospital was still locked. I knocked and knocked and knocked all to no avail. Later some nurses came and asked "Who is that?" . I said its me that I am having backache. They said that the doctor isn't around and he won't be around until 9am. Omo I won collapse for gate. Minutes later I saw a bikeman and explained myself to him. He said he knew an hospital that does 24hours that we should go there. Getting there, I was attended to by the nurses. I got injection and collected drugs. I was asked to come later for the remaining injection but I just collected 2out of 3.


don't blame Nigerian doctors and nurses, honestly they are trying, its not their fault, the system has collapsed!!!

try Radio Nigeria stations nearest to you. if they don't need corper at present, tell them to refer you to another station (state, federal or private)


why I said Radio Nigeria is that they have equipments and experienced workers who are very versatile in mass com. Though they might be old guys but they are knowledgeable. if you are ready to learn you will enjoy them.

if that doesn't work, try wazobia or cool FM, but I don't know their status presently sha!!


burn your bridge, leave you comfort zone and follow your dreams (never look back)

INSIDE LIFE, NINU AIYE,


AIYE TON JEJU AIYE
AIYE TO KAN JESU!!!

MORAYE MOSAFAIYE!!!
KURONBE!!!!

Nice one. Thumbs up!!

illegitimate children now full everywhere, who are later a menace to the society. Don't blame politicians for bad society, didn't the society started from the FAMILY?

it is not everybody that did money ritual that got rich, some did it and ran mad, some did it and died on the spot, all in all rely on God, He is Our Cherisher and Sustainer.

QUARTER PAST OSHI FE HIGH!!!

AFTER ONE, ORIGINAL TRAMADOL EXTRA!!!
KURONBE!!!!!!!!!!!
There are two musicians in Nigeria, Naira Marley and others!!! kuronbe!!!!

they should get security for them haba!!!!

who is your daddy?

Where is my Ororo!!!!


Watch out for another record to be broken 2NIGHT!!!!

Lovely guy, always giving Dangote a run for his money!!

The fear of EFCC is the beginning of.........

Stupid Buhari, dullard Buhari, mumu ,Buhari, brainless Buhari, coconut head Buhari, idiot Buhari, bastard Buhari,


He had closed the border now.
Any other adjective for Buhari?

Nice one. The world is not for one person. When you and your crew were winning it, he was in the sidelines,


Now you too, queue!!!!

To transit from GMB to PMB wasn't a days job, he paid the price.


Fact check: "I can work with anyone" 2015, and BUKOLA SARAKI slithered into the senate!!!!!


Nigerian politics is a school. Have we learned?

Freeing treasury looters, slaughtering pick pockets!!


Evils of Judiciary!!!