₦airaland Forum

obinna58:
Chioma should just count her loss and move on for her peace, yes you can have baby mamas but why being so bold and proud of it

Always saying nonsense as usual

God1000:
Another baby mama, something is wrong with Davido, some people will even defend him and his sexual indiscretions because he's famous and rich

Why can't you Nigerians face your lives and let others be?

Have you settled your own life's problems finish? What dafuq is wrong with y'all poking your noses into other people's affairs like your lives depended on it?

Fuel, food and gas prices are high and davido is still your problem?

Naija people no dey ever disappoint me with their emotional yigiyaga, always reacting to everything but scared to confront their leaders who made their lives miserable.

Smartb0y:
Alpha seyi🤣

I love seeing simps suffer cuz when you advice them, they'll brush your opinion aside.

This made me laugh.

Blessed is that woman that won't try to bring drama near me else she'll remember me forever.

Lol,true

Thazard:
You are henceforth ignored!

Now I see you!!!
Nice input

kyber:
Racism is everywhere, funny enough they have showed us that we black men aren’t welcome using different figurative terms, even using symbols and sign post.

Will you die if you don't posts these annoying topics?

Will you?

At least join the redpill and be useful instead of posting nonsensical topics...haba!!!

ebukajay184:
"A Woman Isn't Supposed To Bring Anything To The Table" - American Author (Video)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQL0NPfz3Z8


Video credit: TikTok/Instagram/@reemusb

Why am I not surprised??

American men are finished men called simps

isabi2lof:
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Me stalk husband, why I go kill person wey I no fit create because of cheating , abeg na money I dey find , the only thing wey fit pain me na make him collect wetin dey give me money , if not , make everybody dey him dey .

Na so!!!

isabi2lof:
Abegi na today, shey we no get wrinkled dick , even when pussy no sour , una no dey cheat ?.

After all na your gender still dey complain of erectile dysfunction , every now and then for NL.

Poor and rich dey cheat, men dey cheat , women sef dey cheat , so wetin you dey talk.

If any man cheat on me , say him do am to make me cry, na him problem be that , because ordinary water no go comot for my eyes , na person wey wan give herself BP , go carry man matter put for head.

Na me go dey remind the man when him wan go see him side hen , me wey be say , I like my space pass anything.

Na your type dey stalk your husband and put poison in his food

isabi2lof:
Na your type dey wash woman menstruation pants

Yen yen yen!!!

Oniro oshi!!!

Jovialjune1:
How bitter are you of women? I'm sure your daily like is filled with hatred of females so choke on the pill till it eats you alive, we are not the cause of mummy issues go and meet your mama at home, everyone cannot be like your mother that your father cheated on

Malerangutan

🤣🤣🤣🤣

extremelygolden:
You funny gan @ pay your groom price .

Glad you're still around.

Na all of us old age dey arrest gradually.

It's well, friend.

Send me a PM jor and do the needful!!!

extremelygolden:
One day, sometime last year and a half, I saw that Nairaland has logged me out, for whatever reason I don't know. And if it was a ban, I couldn't pin down what the offense was.
I tried logging in back severally, but to no avail. I repeated same process for several months with the same password I was using, but I still couldn't log in, so I abandoned the account.

Today I said let me try again by resetting password, and viola, I dived straight into Nairaland. And here I am!

But I will like to ask Seun and his mods the reason for logging a member out without any prior warning or information. You've been doing it repeatedly and I don't know what your reason(s) or motive(s) are. Please change!

My dear great friends from Literature Section, I miss you all like kilode.

Luminouz, how far? Are you married now?

Other friends, let's relate again.

Thank you.

I am welcome back.

ExtremelyGolden
(Your Girl)

Hey!!! It's good to have you back!!

Married? You know I'm loyal to you. Was waiting so you can quickly pay my groom price now!!! I'm getting old oh....😋😋😋🙂

Jovialjune1:
A very pathetic reasoning

Was banky blind and didn't know Adesuwa was an actress before he dated and married her? Why did he go for a famous person like her instead of a random homely woman?

And at the bolded you are silly, it is this nonsense narrative you men use to deceive yourselves that makes you cheat with impunity,

The biggest treasure anyone can have in this life is what they achieve for themselves not another human being, no one in the world has ever being known or popular simply because they have a husband and children, this life is per head, happiness comes from within not from someone else, even heaven does not recognise marriage because on the last day, you will be called to answer for your deeds on earth, not for any husband or children.

I love how triggered you are!!!
It's delicious!!!

Women on the thread came out in full force to rant and rave!!! If you don't have time for your husbands, they will cheat!!

Deal with it, femrangutans!!!

isabi2lof:
He has no excuse , Adesua shouldn't have married him in the first place , Banky is a play boy , a play boy should go for their type .

Good girls always end up with bad guys , I have someone like that before, the guy was a womanizer, he started asking me out , he was serious about it, in my mind I was like , you won't use me to shine , he should go for his type.

Their past lives is very important, even though he's now born again, is none of my business.

No playboy asked you out, you fuqin liar!!!

MetalJigsaw:
Brothers, every morning when you wake up thank God for showing you this thread... Because simping is a disease.

Another simp in the cards:

"Okay. I met this girl in an exam hall, we were both writing exams, so we did the student things, she asked me a maths question which she was kind of afraid of and me being a maths person answered her question and moved on with with my exams. After the exams she search for me to say her gratitude and we moved on.

I think after the results was released and she got an A in the exams was when she had to find me and got me on Facebook. She chatted me and introduced herself, so we began chatting from there and that was how I got to know she is my kind of woman.

I asked her out, we started dating or lemme say I started dating her because at a pint she told me we were only friends during the time, be she do come to my side, we do touch and kiss but no s*x. Down the lane I got to know she had a guy whom she was dating but she could not marry because she has so many revelations and dreams that he is not the one and according to her, the guy had so many red flags. At a point I put it to her she should choose what she wanted on time, the guy or myself.

According to her she choose me. Along the line, she told me about another guy disturbing her for romantic relationship, because no matter what she will tell me anything even if she knows I am gonna hurt by that, although I do take it that she is trying to literally tell me to do quick and pop the question if I really want to marry her. All of a sudden I observe she was receiving a Seyi call till like 12midnight, and I would want to call her only for her to be busy on another call for a lengthy period.

She will not stop talking about this guy whenever we are together, how good the guy is to her, she even was like we have the same character but only that the guy is taller than I am and she had also never shy away from talking about the physically height of her dream children.

I saw all these as competition and keep letting her know how much I love and want to marry her. One afternoon, she just rang me and said just a sentence, 'I will marry you'. Well that gave me the assurance I needed, I met her mother (dad is late) and I must confess she has a very good mother, the mom checks on me everyday (infact she did while I was typing this epistle).

I popped the questions and she said yes. We had our introduction and currently planing on getting married.

The problem now is, she would still not stop talking about this Seyi guy. She even called me one to tell me she went to his house, that the guy called home to come, I confronted her so many times to tell her how I felt about it, she kept saying sorry and keep repeating the same thing of no cutting loose from the guy, she even claimed that at least she is not having s*x with now that they are just talking..

Some days ago we had a serious argument about this matter and she was like maybe we should even end the relationship if I don't trust her (and this has always been her anthem whenever we have serious arguments, she would say maybe we are not compatible).

She later apologized and promised not to let that happen again that she would cut loose of the guy, only for us to be talking via whatsapp last night around 11:40 for to receive this guys call and they spoke for like 10mins. I ended my call, she called back later and was like it was just an innocent talk they had....

Seriously, I am tired and confused, what should I do? Please help me with your candid advice. So sorry for the long epistle and some bad grammar."

That girl already fuqed Seyi multiple times.

It's his lack of redpill application that caused the see-finish. He knows he is being manipulated but has no knowledge of what to do in return.

A man without the redpill is a finished man

LittleBigDick:
A month ago i sent my ex’s parents a censored picture of us after she left me after 5 years and caused her deep pain and trauma that interferes with her everyday life and anxiety. She never did anything wrong and is the nicest person I’ve ever met. She trusted me more than anyone and I stabbed her in the back due to an impulse decision of retaliation for the breakup. She hates me so much.

And

Better join the redpill, werey!! If there is anything I hate, it's a whiny little nigga

ukaface:
it’s being how many years since he passed?

And it’s not like Dagrin made so much money, how long did his fame span for prior to his death?

Even though he was great and was booming that year his ground b no steady that time. He was just making the money before he died.

Da grin…. The one Yoruba rapper I really vibed to.

Your last sentence is the only thing you have ever posted that I agreed to. I loved that dude. No other indigenous rapper made such impression on me If the mama posts aza, I will contribute.

WannaHowzit:
It's actually the umpteenth time😎

But why do you keep doing it?

It riles them up I'm sure!!!

WannaHowzit:
Not a truly global poll but Zimbabwe in top 10 I totally agree. Add Congo and Mozambique. Nigeria very disappointing judging from the West African physique but they have small pipes. Asian men totally small although cute.

Speaking from experience 😎

Anyway, why wasn't SA🇿🇦 ranked? Most delicious 😋

Jesus!!!

This is the second time you will attack Nigerians and it's so funny!!!

Did a Nigerian guy break your heart or something?

Lawalatm:
send your email or number to me directly

Done

Lawalatm:
Curiosity is in order due to fraudulent few....nevertherless check out this combination

Mix Blackseed Oil, Oregano Oil and Honey

Cool

Any particular mixture ratios or preparation methods? Usage details?
You can send me a mail if you don't wanna disclose too much on here!!!

Anyone watch the extraction 2?

Movie left a bad taste in my mouth.

Lawalatm:
It is very curable....please don't argue about it.....I agree it doesn't have any cure from the BigPharm but via natural treatment...very simply applied and affordable.

And lemme guess you have the cure?



I'm always curious about natural remedies.

WannaHowzit:
I'm South African and this Nigerian guy spoke to me and I had to ask him to repeat 3 times what he was saying.

It was so awkward. They have an ape-like language.

You are looking for trouble, right?

hedonido:
There's no such thing like a Nigerian accent.

There is nigga!!!

Westerhoffe:
Nigerian guys have carried their potential her…
Observe what points she made…

Come - Cum. (Sexuality)
Money - Account Details.
I call you, you no pick - simping or in love.

Believe me, these three things are weapons of control on any woman…

Tell me if I'm wrong.

You are right

Karlifate:


Probably a Nigerian dude has reset her brain with correct gbola.

Hence, her "when you speak to me in your thickest Nigerian accent, I might just get a little softer...", that ends with blushing.

You get it!!!

Though some simps already dey show themselves with the 'send me your account details' part

The werey above me supposedly 'lives and was schooled' since secondary school days in the UK, the world sub-capital of Simps. He was indoctrinated so early he forgot where he came or anything about his roots.

Why on earth would he sound any different from a western simp?

MetalJigsaw:
One sad truth:
Simps and betas will always be the majority among men...


"Good morning nairalanders.

I've been dating this girl for about 3yrs. Initially it was sweet and rosy untl she cheated. First time I forgave her then she repeated it again with another guy, still I forgave and yet again she did it with another guy. My attitudes towards her changed and although I loved her, I just started changing my attitude towards her and for the past 1yr we fight and quarrel all the time but cos I love her I'll still go to apologize to her and trying to make things work.

She practically has been staying with me all these years, we live like we're married. So we quarrelled about 2months ago and she moved her things out of the hse, which is her regular routine every time we quarrel. I tried to talk to her to settle things out but she refused. I tried my best and got tired until 2 weeks ago I agreed to the breakup she has always been asking for after her friend told me she already has a new bf.
Now after that day, she has been calling me everyday till today, she calls and randomly paid visit once, the second time she wanted to come visit I was not at home. I've made up my mind to move on but this her act of calling everyday, I'm not comfortable with it. Should I block her
Or instruct her to never call me again (although I feel that'll be harsh) I'm a very gentle man and the least word that will hurt a woman, I don't like uttering it.

She told her friend nobody ever made love to her like I do and for that reason she always want to come back to me but just for sex. But I believe one day, she'll get over this sex thing that's intoxicating her and probably stick to the dude she'll be having in her life.. The one time she visited we had sex. That was about a week ago and yesterday she wanted to come visit but I wasn't home.

I forgot to mention the part where I am actually taking care of 100% of her bills.... I'm working in a financial institution where I earn about 150k monthly . Although the pay is not much but I'm not outrightly broke.

She does nothing at all.. the little career skill she has, I sponsored her through.

So what do you all advise I do?"

I don't believe that story bro..

I mean, what kind of man would see all these glaring red, purple and indigo flags and still be asking 'what do you advise that I do?

I mean, ain't it so MUDAFUCKING OBVIOUS WHAT THE SIMP-BETA OUGHT TO DO?

Kai....I don't want to get angry sha...make I go drink Malta Guinness!!! These guys keep disgracing men everyday and it's annoying

MetalJigsaw:
Lol, I'm a gym instructor.

Why the question? ...

Another failure to comprehend a simple post.



By the way, don't underestimate a tricycle owner.

You quoted that little sûcker?🙄🙄🙄

We don't quote bro...itzza troll something!!!

Karlifate:

Haaaaaaaaa!!!😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Karlifate:
A completely finished man, that has been finished completely. 🤡

Sometimes I just open my mouth after reading these simpocrazy stories like WTF!!!


That he couldn't even see how the arrangement benefited just the woman is more scary. How in the world won't she be happy when she gets your commitment(time and resources) while sampling a galaxy of diicks, at her leisure.

Even if na me be woman, I won't ever complain na