₦airaland Forum

RAGGA40:
Alaye, funny enough it is virtually true of most naija girls, you will see boobs facing the floor always, so have starting having sex as far when they are 16 years, now imagine how the kitten will look like. Just like roasted meat

Braaahhhh!!!

Why so savage!!!

ubunja:
you totally missed the point.

Of course not.

Just adding some background information for yhe science inclined dudes.

ProphetJeroboam:
When I read the news, I got excited thinking about how I love raw dogging but I thought about STD’s and I was sad.

Mudafucker!!!!

sajmark:
She doesn't think you're important enough to call her, but you can always join the hundreds of thirsty BETAs in her DM.
MOVE ON.

Very apt!!!!

ubunja:
And just like that, the game changes.....

The power of women over reproduction slowly dwindles. No more trapping the western man through pregnancy.

Let's watch and see how the drama unfolds.

For male rats.....not humans

The human trials will start late this year!!!

My balls are optimistic though!!!!

Fiscus105:
Since you are dealing with zombie nah, zombie that must align with u at all cost, as if women are not part and parcel of us.

Carry ur lamentations to redpiller hopeless thread biko

K

Oh My Dick!!!


You are blessed

Fiscus105:
Hope you know relationship can borne out big and huge financial responsibilities? Will fine boy alone foot the bill?


Why you don't question guys with no money that are going for relationship?

Did you just say relationship bring HUGE AND BIG FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITIES?

As per what?

You men are your own problems biko

Ronnnie:
Sure...had tooth issues when I was young.

Oh..ok..

Ronnnie:
Start brushing your teeth twice in a day(morning and evening) then get a good mouth wash which you will be using after brushing....pain will go down in less than three days

You advised him to brush an aching tooth twice a day?

Have you ever experienced what pain comes from an aching tooth bro? It's hell.

Then they have lost already

ubunja:
And this is how Alpha Master Kings do it...

Present yourself to women, then deal only with the women who show interest.....

Stay Chosen...

Instagram link to the thread below:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CbdOSR6t--7/?utm_medium=copy_link

She said 'love you'

Just like that!!!

olamoses75:
Let’s pray for our SIMPS brothers. They’re really suffering and smiling. Or, what do we call this type of challenge that is trending on TikTok?

Sometimes, especially at times like this, I crave for Thanos.

How in that actual fuq do men behave like this, in the name of SM or some shiit? Biting panties and grinning like the Cat who swallowed the Canary.

Just wish Thanos was real....

AntichristXXX:
If you love a woman more than she loves you, she'll disrespect you because she feels like you don't deserve her, but she'll tell you she doesn't deserve you before leaving you.

Nice concept

Palema007:
Very crazy . But it's unfair to the lady ooo, guy for just break up with her when he knows he had no plans for her. Guys just taking unnecessary risks.

So this is you!!!

Na you dey give redpillers wahala with your big mouth

7victor:
So many women are very strong.

I remember when I used to go for taekwondo training at the Uyo sports stadium in those days.

There were so many girls of 16 to 25 years who came for the training.

Some were even older than 30.

We didn't pay any Kobo.

All one needed was to come to the stadium by 7am to join the training.


So many girls came to be trained.


Sometimes, the coach would pair a male and female to fight.

Half of the time, it was the female who won.

You must give your best, otherwise the coach would punish you.

I advanced from White belt to the Brown belt before I left for NYSC.

When people say that men are more powerful than women, I know they don't really know what they are saying.


Maybe a man is more powerful than women in the ratio of 51:49.


That means if a male is fighting with a female, almost half of the time a woman would win if both of them use all their strength to fight.



How can a man just claim he is stronger than all women when he has never fought with a woman before?


Men just like assuming things because of unnecessary ego.

As a man, you believe it is a man's world yet you cannot see a woman passing on the road and command her saying "Hey come and clean my house".

If you cannot command any lady you see on the road to do something for you, then it's not your world.

STOP LYING TO YOURSELF AND FACE REALITY.

You believe that women are inferior to you, yet there are thousands of women richer and more connected than you.

WTF is this?

Garybill69:
I need help please, me my gf and my friend live together I traveled and when i cane back she told me she dream my friend sleep with her when she woke up she see my friend open d door and ask her why she been alone inside, ever since she told me this I’m suspicious maybe dem don dey kpas already sef who knows any advice

Seriously bro. You are still asking!!!

Come on nigga!!!

This is some trolling shiit

Thegamingorca:
Hold like 300k minimum. Anyway since dem don wave covid test on return you no suppose get problem


Just hold like 500k sha.

Good one bro. Thanks

ubunja:
Years ago, I had this girl that fell hard for me who I used to spend a lot of time playing with her titties cause they were the perfect size and hard & firm the way I liked. She didn't even need a bra. But she badly wanted sex. Which I never gave her cause I cared about her and also I was a virgin and didn't want to try anything, (What if I failed to perform and embarrassed myself),, so I stayed just romancing her.... Until she went away for some months, and when she came back, sure we reconnected and spent time together - but guess what? Those firm titties I liked? .... Gone! She now wore a bra! when she took it off the titties drooped to the floor. Where ever it was that she went to, she had met real ones without mercy and consideration who had ravaged her body without a second thought. Slow, inexperienced and caring me was left to deal with the left overs... Never again will I make that mistake.

Lmaooo@ the tittoes dropped to the floor

Lexymore95:
We have been together since 2017 so last year she decided to relocate to ogun state while we both stay in Ondo state she traveled to ogun state last year to go and stay with her uncle before using six months over there she got her own apartment so I visit her every first weekend of the month I put all my trust in this girl when I got to her I will check her phone and see nothing on it no one will call her for the time I will spend with her until I come back to ondo state. To cut the story short I don't know that she was cheating on me she got a sugar daddy over there she will tell him that I'm coming over they should not contact each other during festive period she came to ondo she was with me for five days no one call her too until she travel back January 6 so since she travel back she changed to me sometimes she will not pick my call she is just giving me attitude I ask her what's wrong she told me nothing I told her I'm coming to see her on the first week of March she now tell me that she is not in Ogun state anymore since January that she have find her way to Oyo state to go and work I was surprised she said I should wait till December that we will see so a private number call me early in the morning two Saturday ago and told me that my girl is pregnant for another man over there I thought it was a joke I called my girl where are you she said she told me that she is in Oyo state so I now travel to ogun state last week Monday to go and confirm maybe she is lying about her where about when I got there I met her at home sitting on the floor her breast is big and her stomach too is big she didn't even welcome me I now see one white envelope Inside her trolly I opened the paper it was scan report that says she is pregnant since December 7 mean while I did not go to her during December so she was pregnant for her sugar daddy and I don't know that she is pregnant and I bleep her when she came by festive period I feel heart broken since that monday that I find out Woman is evil oo��

Easy bro...

Funny thing is Ondo to Ogun state is not even far. I wonder how Abuja to Ondo or cross river to Ondo relationships dey survive

olaife80:
Chaii this is bad.. You have done well bro, hold on tightly she would come to manipulate you and shed crocodile tears.
Anyway it is very simple, accept her apology, continue the relationship and don't give a damm about it. Importantly; just put her on "Bleep Mode".
The Lord Is Your Strength

Wrong advice. Would have worked if he didn't tell her he already knew. Now that she knows, it's best to let her go. What kinda man would know his gf cheated, told her he knew and still continue as normal
You don't condone cheating just because you want to keep the pucci close....shows you don't have options and a bad oneitis syndrome

Maxfrancis:
So guys when she got back from work today and came to my side,I acted cool as if nothing had happened...she cooked ,we ate, watched a movie, then we had sex .. after that she went to bath,at this moment I took her phone and stared screenshoting her chat with the guy..they even gisted about the sex they had yesterday ... after I finished with the screenshot I kept her phone ... Babe came out of the bathroom,rubbed her cream ...we gisted a bit,then boom I droped the bomb ... At first she was denying it but after showing her the screenshots she could not say anything again,she was just so confused,as if her whole world was crumbling on her ...I didn't kick her out of the house tho...
She hasn't said a word to me since,I wonder whats going through her mind...well she's in the sitting room..me I dey my room on top my king Abi Queen sized bed , sipping my chivita juice and eating kilishi while watching all of us are dead,on Netflix ...will notify y'all when she talks

Damnnnnnn....you cold as fuq nigga.

I like your style.

It's your calm and clinical attitude that fazzed her. She wondered how you caught her and why you are not angry. She might come at you with reverse psychology...like a real man shouldn't go through his girl's phone or your calmness is a sign you never loved her bla BLA blaaaaa... I respect your calmness...I would have booted her out after the revelation.
Keep me updated

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] The Downfall of a man is not the end of his life. You must keep the belief going and never give up in yourself because if you do then it is all over...My people will say whatever you agree, your chi agrees with you....So agree to staying positive and keeping fire alive.[/color]

He doesn't need positivity or firecrackers bro. He needs money. If you can help, please do. I couldn't..na why I no reply his message.

Maybe the vet will do the necessary

Maxfrancis:
So guys she just texted me on WhatsApp, that she's back from church,abeg Nairalanders which church dey start around 7am in the morning close around 9pm .i saw her chats but I am not replying any at all ... definitely she would come over tomorrow after work ...then I will play her records to her..but before that I will still have to snoop on her phone again...to dig out more infos so when I show her, she would really be dumbfounded

I dey wait to hear the story bros ...

Thegamingorca:
It's a breathtaking experience.

Just book the country and city you want to go to via airpeace. Your passport gives you the right to enter and live in Ghana without visa for a limited time. I left Ghana 3 days after taking that pic

What are you required to tender bro? Immigration officers will check the passports I guess?

I have heard passoprts, yellow fever certificate, covid test are also required.

How much do you think is enough for a 2 week holiday in the city you stayed?

bigtt76:
Port Health Office at MMIA or any other International Airport closest to you

Wow... Thanks

Thegamingorca:
4 Ghana cedis is equal to one bottle of water.
Of which 6 Ghana cedis is equal to 1 dollar.

In Nigeria Eva water is 150 naira. If the naira had any value, 4naira for fit atleast carry you from here to bellanaija or buy sweet

Hi bro...

Are you still in Ghana? Wanna ask how the current process is like, via airport(I could see your passport on that bed )

businesshub101:
I didn't hear from you again

Let me mention you

What's the current process like?

bigtt76:
Go to their office, you risk getting the fake one but doing it online, you are assured when you for the pickup, you get the genuine card.

Ok thanks..

Pickup is where please? Office? Or designated centres?

bigtt76:
Yup still valid. Try and get your Yellow card from Nigeria before departure. You begin the registration process here https://yellowcardnigeria.com/ and ensure you get it dated at least 2 weeks before travel or else it would be trashed at the airport.

Hi ...

Is it compulsory to do it online?
Or go to their office in person?