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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 11:01am On Mar 28, 2022
Dliquidmetal:
thanks boss,I got all the ideas now mostly from this thread because I have been digesting since its genesis.
My main goal is to Bleep a girl good,so next time they always call for rematch again I don't request it and also I have stopped taking carbonated drinks because I discover I last longer and have more stamina when I stay away from too much sugar
Nice one bro.

Please, stay away from those sugary stuff. Once you dick them good enough, they become dickmatized. Then, you just sit back and watch your ass being taken good care of.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 10:59am On Mar 28, 2022
Tonnyray:
I just saw the clip.
Will Smith needs serious help.
It's getting more obvious every passing day.
I read he was even laughing at the joke till he saw that Jada was rolling her eyes or something. Then , he stood up to slap Chris Rock.

I didn't expect that from him. I don't even know what to say because I like him as an actor. But his version of a man is just not the type i fuq with. Many women would have worshipped him, why stay with one that still cherishes the memory of Tupac?
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 10:56am On Mar 28, 2022
Junnior:
Post screenshots jarey.... Sensor the names. We go manage am
My brother, I dare not!! grin

Biitches plenty for NL wey I don show shege wink grin
Romance › Re: Did You Finally Date That Girl That Was Forming Too Hard To Get? Did It Go Well? by luminouz(m): 10:49am On Mar 28, 2022
oliverwrites:
Read the title and you wilk get it.

She was forming hard to get. She finally fall yakata and 3 has three beautiful kids for me. Get it now?
Lol.

Got it

I was thinking she gave birth to 3 kids as a baby mama and she now came back to meet you.
Romance › Re: Did You Finally Date That Girl That Was Forming Too Hard To Get? Did It Go Well? by luminouz(m): 10:21am On Mar 28, 2022
oliverwrites:
3 beautiful kids and leaving in my house rent free.

She just stole ( she said it is take ) my money like 1 hour ago before heading to work.

God used Facebook for me
What's the main story?

This is confusing
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 9:57am On Mar 28, 2022
Dliquidmetal:
you are right,reminds me of a babe we've been chatting since early February and she initiated the meet up around 25th same month
Plus she has came 2 more times after that and even slept over once lol,I don't spend a dime too she does most of the spending,if babe no invest In our shit I don't want her
Second picture was after the first day
I have many enemies on NL. I would have posted screenshots but I can't be using alternates to do that shiit.

My rule is simple: If you wanna fuq a woman, fuq her till her toes curl, her moans hurl and her heart churl. Do it so good, you become permanently imprinted on her psyche.

You my brother, did it good. Sit back and let her take care of you.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 9:54am On Mar 28, 2022
InsanePsycho:
So are we not talking about Will Smith? undecided
I like him a lot. I still don't know why he lets the wife cuckold him like that. It's infuriating to me. Slapping Chris Rock is..... undecided
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 7:54pm On Mar 27, 2022
Martinez39s:
Her standards are too high for you. She felt you didn't measure up and she discarded you. Next time, follow Calibrator's advice, and even when you do, do your digging on the kind of restaurant she is suggesting in order to know their prices and calibre; this will show you her standard and probably tell if she will be satisfied with what you are bringing to the table.

Unlike spinning plates and fuckiñg, when it comes to seriously dating with the prospect of marriage, young girls, especially a high achieving lady like a doctor, will have high financial standards. Such ladies are not looking for guys who struggle to pay 12k on a date. Besides, you are probably not the only one on her radar; she will have network of other medical persons and others. She probably has those who don't find it hard to throw 12k at her. As far as dating and marriage are concerned, make show you are financially okay, and look for women who are satisfied with what you can offer financially.
Her high standards are for the simps. I reject them on a regular. I fuq the ones I like on a regular without paying Kobo. Why should I put her on a pedestal? Is her pussy also MBBS certified? When you treat them like they some kind of super duper beings, why won't they act like a 419 ( A girl who is a 4 but standing on 1, acting like she is a 9). I don't ever allow any girl choose a venue I'm paying for, unless she is paying for that shiit.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 7:45pm On Mar 27, 2022
CsRockefeller:
Went on a Date with this Doctor after so much chats on Twitter. Hot looking too I must confess.

The Problem
She had told me before hand she wants to have the date @ Ocean Basket, so I obliged. On getting there, I found out that the Restaurant isn't the conventional Rice and Chicken restaurant. The prices on the menu are so not smiling.

I only had 12k for both of us. We managed to squeeze through the meal, but I couldn't do so for the drinks. Had to start explaining myself to her. She was like I had the whole week to prepare for the date, but it's not an issue.

We began eating and sincerely, both of us weren't feeling it. The conversation was mainly one sided from my end. She apologized for making a fuss about it earlier.

The date came to an end and I saw her off to a Bolt. Only to get home and find out that she has blocked me.

Sincerely I feel very bad. Really looked forward for a great friendship, and that 12k was very dear to me.
Lmaooooo

She gave you attitude, controlled the narrative, money-shamed you and now blocked you after spending your 12k? That's bad o

You guys taking girls on dates are trying... My first date is always in my house...if you pass my test, then you get an outside date....many months after you become my gf. No Eve born tells me what to do with my money, especially in regards to her spending it.

The same doctor who scorned your 12k effort is already another dude's 5th side chick..
And he is already bored with her.
You should have never let her choose either the venue or the food. Control the narrative
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 2:47pm On Mar 27, 2022
RAGGA40:
Just the way Julius Agwu the comedian wife left him after he fell sick since the millions is not longer coming, she went abroad with the kids and change her name
I read the news.

Kinda sad.
Family › Re: Surviving Without Sex As A Single Mum... It's So Difficult by luminouz(m): 1:39pm On Mar 27, 2022
AutoChick4U:
Married? Lolz. Anyways gave him those Bitters still no change. Very selfish anyhow lover. Ghosting in mind
Lol....still here I see!!!

Why not send me a PM?

N.B: I kinda pity him though. Maybe he was fat or something. My philosphy about sex is simple. If you wanna fuq a woman, fuq her good and watch her do wonders for you.
Family › Re: Kanedrick Kingsley Agwu Breaks Down As DNA Reveals He Didn’t Father Two Children by luminouz(m): 8:14am On Mar 27, 2022
Twoclans:
Marriage is not for me .I dont have energy to take care of another womans son abeg .I dont like cooking . tongue
grin grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Qatar Says Europe Cannot Replace Russian Gas by luminouz(m): 6:55pm On Mar 26, 2022
Foreign Affairs › Re: Qatar Says Europe Cannot Replace Russian Gas by luminouz(m): 4:46pm On Mar 26, 2022
BloomingDale:
Classroom basic basic knowledge. Expand your mind by reading research papers. What is the human body mostly made of?
Not basic knowledge, you little witçh!!! This is my field, so you can't tell me what's up.

I gave you what causes climate change on a global scale and you are referring me to the Guardian?

Have you any idea of how many people died from the black plague in Europe, both world wars? Why then was there no climatic cooling?

Are you familiar with the IPCC AR 1-6 Reports? The last one AR6 came out last year. Please read it and stop being ignorant
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 3:22pm On Mar 26, 2022
odinson1:
Is there a scientific reason as to why Most Women are unable to properly Use their brains during thought processes?
I started laughing when she said 'biologically, any child who grows up under your roof is yours'

Does she even know what biologically means at all?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Qatar Says Europe Cannot Replace Russian Gas by luminouz(m): 3:09pm On Mar 26, 2022
BloomingDale:
You want me to bring up the transatlantic slave trade? Or the murder of the native Americans that changed the earths climate due to the massive number of deaths.
WTF am I reading?

The deaths of the native Americans changed the Earth's climate? shocked shocked

Where in hell do y'all get these ridiculous stories from?

You can change the Earth's climate by varying the insolation, volcanic eruptions and by anthropogenic effects of greenhouse gases.
Family › Re: My Son's Behavior Is Getting Out Of Hand by luminouz(m): 1:21pm On Mar 26, 2022
Kobojunkie:
1. You and your wife need to decide whether to help your child or your egos instead. undecided

2. I live in the very same US, and also dealing with 3 boys here - a 9-year old, 6-year old and a 3-year old so , I know of the rudiments of raising a child in the US,and there is absolutely nothing difficult about it. In Nigeria, the adults place themselves and their convenience before the needs of the child whereas here in the US, the focus is rightly to place the needs of the child ahead of that of the adults. undecided

I too was flogged as a child but it was not the beatings that made me a better person, instead it was the attention I gave myself and got from my folks that helped me turn out better than most who even got flogged way more than I was. undecided

3. You as a parent are expected to raise your own kids. Teachers aren't meant to raise them for you. So you need to do a better job as a father to your own child instead of expecting others to do the work for you. undecided

There are ways to discipline your child without what you call an arse whooping. Get him therapy so as to help you better understand him and his personality now that he is still young. Take away his toy if you have to. Play soccer with him if joining the soccer club is not working out for him. Work with him to understand him and how best to train him. That is your job and responsibility since you chose to have him. undecided
You have 3 lovely kids yet you keep behaving like a tout on NL!!!

I disagree on the beating part. A good ol' fashioned beating helps straightens out a child. That your own kids are pliant doesn't mean everyone else's will be. Kids are meant to be trained and raised. Doesn't mean the two processes have to be pleasurable 100% for them
Family › Re: Kanedrick Kingsley Agwu Breaks Down As DNA Reveals He Didn’t Father Two Children by luminouz(m): 10:03am On Mar 26, 2022
[quote author=pearlyboo post=111381275][/quote]Quote me properly, at least!! grin
Family › Re: Kanedrick Kingsley Agwu Breaks Down As DNA Reveals He Didn’t Father Two Children by luminouz(m): 9:41am On Mar 26, 2022
pearlyboo:
I know the said maryann very well. How come after more than 20 yrs hes coming up wt this. So hes not the father of Daisy n Paul? As though back in d days he even cared about them. U needed to hv seen this kids in their early years. The fada kane how did he contribute to their lives then ? It's well wt them all
So in all your submission, you still couldn't and didn't blame the woman who did such an evil act? Your own was to be asking rhetorical questions upandan? So, you are pissed because he spoke up after 20 years, yet on female rape, it doesn't matter how many years, the truth must prevail?
I really hope ilthis doesn't happen to your own brother or son. Maybe just maybe, you will see things differently
Family › Re: Kanedrick Kingsley Agwu Breaks Down As DNA Reveals He Didn’t Father Two Children by luminouz(m): 9:34am On Mar 26, 2022
Odidigboigbo:
What you said is just the truth, my childhood girlfriend left me about 6 years ago because of bad influence, along the the line she got married in 2018. We stopped talking because I blocked her line after she got married, late last year we started talking when she called me with a new line, explaining how she went into marriage with a man she have zero feelings for, and how she always think of me despite our separation for over six years. To cut the long story, we finally met in this January, before I could say jack, we are already in the bed. I felt ashamed of myself and feel guilt, though I have begged God for forgiveness.
The truth of the matter is that she still have feelings for me, She want me to give her assurance to accept her back, then she will leave her current marriage.
I myself is even confused but I have promised myself and God not to touch her again provided she is still in marriage.
See how you are making excuses for her sef...are you ok?

She left because of bad influence? Bullshiit!!! She left because she wanted to leave, mudafucker!!! Women know what they don't want, even if they don't know what they want.
Do you think she would ever call you back if her marriage is sweet bedwise? Because obviously, she left you due to your financial woes back then. But the sex was good. She would have never returned to you if the husband can hit it as good or better than you. She came back with all that BS stories and GBAM!! You are in bed fuqin a married woman!!! Jeez!!! As if that wasn't bad enough, now she wants you to promise her some shiit so she can leave her husband? Can't you see how fuqed up that woman is? She still doesn't love you and she is using you to meet her needs!!!

Don't involve God in this BS!!! He already saved you once when that karishika left you, now you want him to give you strength to resist a woman who can break her marital vows? Do you really wanna go through life as the second option of a woman?

Take the redpill, nigga! I'm tired of typing
Family › Re: Kanedrick Kingsley Agwu Breaks Down As DNA Reveals He Didn’t Father Two Children by luminouz(m): 9:26am On Mar 26, 2022
Twoclans:
This case is really crazy ,if his former lover was equally as young as he was then and she was sleeping around with different guys at that age ,truth be told there is no way she will know who the real father was at that time.Most women dont even know how to calculate their ovulation period .Their own is just to be opening legs up and down.

This is exactly why it is best to be exclusive with a partner .Imagine sleeping with John in the morning and sleeping with Emeka in the afternoon of the same day you are ovulating with high risk of pregnancy.Only a DNA can prove whose sperm got to the egg first.

It is a very horrible thing to force a child belonging to another on someone else.
Are you married yet baby?

You sound like wife material grin

Just asking for a friend....
Family › Re: Kanedrick Kingsley Agwu Breaks Down As DNA Reveals He Didn’t Father Two Children by luminouz(m): 9:18am On Mar 26, 2022
faithfull18:
Lol, this is a reminder to men who think they have monopoly on cheating.

Well, I condemn cheating by any of the parties, stay faithful to your married partners, stop sleeping around.
How is this relevant to the topic biko?

Did he marry her at 16 or what? undecided

Anytime DNA issue is raised, you women start preaching upandan
Family › Re: Surviving Without Sex As A Single Mum... It's So Difficult by luminouz(m): 7:55pm On Mar 25, 2022
AutoChick4U:
Seems so. With all the processed food you all b eating these days
Lol...

I'm not part of them, I can assure you!!!

Wanna bet, momma? grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Soldier Runs Over His Commander With Tank In Protest by luminouz(m): 7:55pm On Mar 25, 2022
DoctorOlasDesk:
You've gat nothing. Besides prostitution what's your value to humanity. C'mon get lost
I won't get lost darling....

Am I getting under your skin sweetiehuh grin

I will continue to entertain your black ass,. Mudafucker undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Soldier Runs Over His Commander With Tank In Protest by luminouz(m): 4:47pm On Mar 25, 2022
DoctorOlasDesk:
Go and recover your stolen destiny first Male prostitute
grin.


I love the fact that I get to you Everytime. You can't ignore me. I'm the itch on your balls cheesy

Pissasss doctor
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Soldier Runs Over His Commander With Tank In Protest by luminouz(m): 2:42pm On Mar 25, 2022
DoctorOlasDesk:
E don be for Putin

A combined figure of 55,000 perons have died/injured and are missing. The greatest flop in warfare in the entire human history.

Putin wanted a war to have a strong legacy for himself. He got one. cheesy Albeit, this will lead to his eventual death. Its only a natter of time before the errand shooter finds the vulnerability to execute.

Putin assumed his legacy of bloodshed would make him the greatest Russian leader of all times. Too bad the reverse became the case.

It is what happens when oligarchy is the order of the day, when one single individual controls everything, like the way APC miscreants and islamic zealots are trying to " godify " Buhari. You can all see the anti-democratic measures this satanic APC had been executing since it got to power, with its latest in it's zonal coordinating systems

Only God will deliver us from the evil occultists disguised as political party called APC.
You are a western slave on one side and a bigot on the other...
You are doctor of what again?

Shiit and Pisses!!! grin
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 1:06pm On Mar 25, 2022
Calibrator:
Have you ever rented your own personal apartment?

Do you have your own property rented out?


Landlords don't give lawyers/caretakers criterion for prospective tenants in your area?
You must love that dude to quote him bro. We don't here.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 10:49am On Mar 25, 2022
JESHAL:
Poverty is not just absence of cash, it's a mindset. If you give many people who have been broke for many years 5.6 million naira, they will look at it like 5 billion naira. They will think they have arrived and they may make very stupid decisions. Some will go and marry, some will become Santa Claus with their cash, some will start womanising, etc.

Money comes with it's challenges eg. fake friends, scam artists, the pressure to keep up with the Jones instead of cutting your coat according to your size, superfluous wants, etc. It best people know how to cut their coat according to their size and manage their money. It's one thing to have money, it's another to manage it.
Gimme the money first bros. 5.6M will push me further on a goal bro

Make I send my aza!!! tongue
Family › Re: Surviving Without Sex As A Single Mum... It's So Difficult by luminouz(m): 8:27am On Mar 25, 2022
AutoChick4U:
Lol, stayed with sex throughout my pregnancy and until my baby clocked a year and 5 months. Practically seduced this son of man but unfortunately d sex aint nothing to write home about. I intend starving my flesh and feeding the spirit from now sha
Haaaaaaa


Naso capable men don scarcehuh? grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia, Ukraine Exchange Prisoners Of War by luminouz(m): 7:41am On Mar 25, 2022
DoctorOlasDesk:
Look at this cheap male prostotute that has brokered his destiny away trying to play smart with me when he should rather be seeking his stolen destiny. You fool
K
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia, Ukraine Exchange Prisoners Of War by luminouz(m): 12:49am On Mar 25, 2022
DoctorOlasDesk:
lol. E don red for Putin. I believe an uprising will erupt in Russia anything from this weekend that will go on to become uncontrolled and lead to the death of Putin. Wait out for it. I repeat, this weekend
I don't understand what your issue is. These two countries don't give a fuq about your black ass. Funny thing is, you keep predicting about doom for Putin with such assurance while your country suffers from bad leaders,poor infrastructure and insecurity. Why dafuq can't you direct your 'prediction skills' to your own country for fuq sakes. Are you people cursēdhuh You always love your oppressors and grin under their burden and the most sad of it all is that, both Ukraine and Russians still think you are a talking black monkey. They don't love you and will never do. Face your country mudafucker!!! undecided

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