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Anyone watched the newly released army of theives? Just like Army of the dead movie


Such a good storyline got spoiled because of some feministic bullshit again!!!

I might just return to watching old ass Nollywood movies like Isakaba, Glamour girls, Arelu, koto Aye, Eran iya osogbo or something


I'm tired of this Hollywood shiit

Men Sabi fall hand sha...


Would it kill y'all not to quote an 'f' moniker?

How many times must we go through this?

Herbsworks:
So something happened today and I am going to share later

Modified:
While I was in my apartment I got a call from my neighbor to please come to his flat. When I got there I saw wraps of MJ on the floor. According to him he saw the mj and risler in his girlfriend apartment So my neighbor has been dating this advanced lady that works as a top gun in one of the banks in Naija. According to him he met her in his church and she seemed like the church girl.

According to him she was a prayer machine. So he fell for her cos he has always wanted a spiritual woman even tho she wasn’t his spec physically. With time she pressured him to start visiting her apartment often. She showed him the spiritual side of her life not knowing this girl sleeps with top men in the banking sector, smokes MJ, party, a bisexual, and clubs.

He was shocked to see MJ and risler in her bag and room and also saw condoms. Even tho he said he wasn’t hurt I knew he was lying cos he was sweating inside AC. After he has narrated his ordeal I told him that the girl didn’t scam him, he was the one that let his guard down cos he saw her as a church girl So the woman showed him the part he wanted to see.

This buttresses what we have been saying here that a woman will only show you the side you want to see. If you want her slut side then it’s upto you as the man to bring it out otherwise you’d end up marrying her while she cheats with a guy that has her slutty side. But unfortunately over religious people will not learn.

Because you saw a girl in a church or she doesn’t wear jewelries, or she doesn’t use makeup, or she doesn’t like worldly songs or she prays as if God owes her doesn’t mean she’s different.

My neighbor feels scammed cos he felt she should have told him the truth. She also told my friend she’s 35 meanwhile he saw her document that has her real age 41. He also saw her previous marriage certificate even tho she never told him she was married. I also didn’t forget to tell him that he will be surprised to know that she has kids

I told him to thank his God he hasn’t wife her cos she would have been cheating on him with men that understands her slutty side while she pretends to be a mother in Israel at home

Damn niggar!!!

This is the real shiit right there.

MJBOLT:

wahala be like private part,you shave am for private, scratch am for public

This is so ridiculous that it got me laughing..


Neighbor should now pay child support for helping out?

Saviolamemphix:

I have never been ashamed nor will I ever be!!

jaelz:
So yesterday wey be chilling day we all know as e dey be as joli fellows now, as a man wey no dey dull I went to this bar around Asokoro / AYA round about yesterday evening to chill and hang out with my cousin while watching football ⚽.

But something happened that damped my spirit yesterday, a private lower rank soldier that was wearing a track down and his army vest yesterday came into the bar with whom I supposed was his girlfriend and sat down next to us, he was very close to me in particular while the girl was sitted at the other end, what struck me was that he told the bar man to bring peppered chicken two plates but make his own to be just only pepper and onions and to cover the top properly with saviet paper so the girl doesn't notice, then he should bring one five alive and one table water for him because him no too hold money for pocket.

This really shook me because i was surprised as to why he could not just ask the girl to take something cheaper so the both of them could enjoy or even tell her outrightly that he doesn't have enough money on him so she should support him or so?

You see we guys atimes are the architects of our misfortunes because we always try to please and form big boys at the front of our women, I always tell people that a woman that you can't tell you are down financially or can't occasionally assist you with the bills is a total no for me any day any time.

Guys go through alot from Uber for the girls, to paying bills at the chilling spot, to trying to make her happy throughout the whole period you are out with her, to protecting her and finally paying her Uber back home it's just too much for me to handle believe you me and I feel it's totally wrong.

I don't do all that shiit...and I still get them girls.

Be an alpha or you become a laughing stock

fattprince:
On a Whatsapp status of one lady like that she announced she's in a competition and needs votes to win. Cash prize #5 million whopping five million. She started sharing screenshot of people who sent her votes and 50 naira per vote. Note voters were all males. First it started with 50, 120, then 50. Then someone sent her 1000 for 20 votes. Then the indirect competition started. 15000, 30k. Someone suggested that he will buy her 500000 worth of votes then when she wins he gets back 1million the only wise man. But I'm not sure she agreed because she later showed screenshot of someone sending are 50k then another 150k worth of votes. All they got were awnn thanks babe. ALL OF THEM and she still posted it on her status. How would those guys feel seeing it.
Long story short, she won the prize. And she uploaded the alert on her status. Whooping #5 million. Just for being a female. She didn't even meet the organiser. I'm sure that one he's a yahoo boy because I'm sure he will make more money with that small #50 per vote. Thank you. And let me emphasize that no female not even one bought her a vote

Why would they vote for her,when all the females are prolly jealous of her?

Na men wey contribute lose na ....her real bf go dey smile like 'Mah Nigga'

1sherlockHolmes:
imaging a girl that i had a heated arguments with just 2,days ago is now inviting me to come to her house for sex hell hath no fury like a woman scorned i told her to come to mine she was bringing unreasonable excuses

Don't go....

Na set-up

lolu2019:
I used to be a simps too.I used to attached myself to all dis Yoruba dirty girls. Until one day,I travelled to Akwa ibom to work.there, I saw a lot of beautiful girls. I mean ,they are Queen's.And they are also very hardworking. since then,I developed hatred for Yoruba girls.

Werey!!!

Saviolamemphix:
Ah was talking to a girl currently b4 i know ds babe say make i buy am gift. I just say no problem, if only she know d kind pills may i don swallow she go de fear me

Bayern Munich Ni

Martinez39s:
Will Smith is going through shame and mental anguish in the hands of that woman.

Damn ..he seems like a nice guy.

Whtn I read how the girl loved Tupac, I knew she has been converted to a badnigga lover.

Smith is a gentleman. He won't stir up her juices

DieRich5:
Will

What?

Oyin2212:
https://www.nairaland.com/6826067/thats-not-democracy-sanusi-sule#107169585

Check it out guys. What sêun said.

Is it sure he said so? Or na clone account?

If he did, he messed up badly. For an intelligent dude, he should know better. You don't hand over posts where there is no accountability or sense of responsibility. Every woman who wants any post is free to contest. You don't hand over such posts just because they are women,that's very wrong. WTO Director General, Okonjo Iweala wasn't chosen because of her gender. She contested and won based on her prowess.

All this equality dudes always make it seem as if we use women as slaves yet for as long as I can remember, women are allowed to go to school, work and become bosses. They become pastors in churches and influential people of society. So what's the issue again? What else is left that men are using to punish women? I don't understand this inequality stuff. Is it just the juicy parts that they want equality for? So what is osewa saying again?

emmaodet:
Lol

My wife started trying this bullshit with me early this year. Our sex life dropped to the lowest low.
It became very boring, predictable, same old missionary style, unromantic.
Tried spicing things up but it seems the more I try, the lesser she became interested.
It was now looking as if she is using the sex thing to manipulate me.
Asked her why she is not always in the mood despite my romance and efforts to spice things up and it is now looking as if I am the one that likes sex too much. She quickly placed the pressure more on me by saying it is my duty to try as much as possible to bring her into the mood. Can you imagine? Despite all my efforts, it is still my fault.
I know a lot of Hot simps will say I no dey do am we’ll say another man go knack my wife take her to cloud 9.
I kuku ma drop everything thing. Lost interest in her. She became a turn off to me.
I traveled for 2 months, came back home and will still travel another 3 months after staying 1 month at home yet you are not sexually excited seeing me and still getting turn off.
From January this year to may, we only touched ourselves just 4 boring times. When I came back hom July, didn’t even noticed her. I don’t even get romanced or my thing getting raised seeing her.
She became worried that it seems am seeing someone outside. En en and so?
Tbh, I was seeing a lady who was doing all her best to have me. Mind blowing sex while my wife they do like log of wood for house.
Na person wey no get option woman fit dey manipulate with sex.
After some time, she started crying that I don’t love her again blah blah blah. Asked what is the problem and I told her point blank I have lost interest in her that I don’t find her romantic anymore.
She knew the house is on fire. Started praying midnight that holy ghost should destroy every woman that wants to destroy her home, distracting her hubby attention blah blah blah.
To cut long story short, our sex life changed after then, became highly erotic with different innovations and then deep down me, I started thinking if this is the same woman who had been acting soooo Boring months ago?

I burst out laughing at the *praying at night* part. You be chairman boss.

Will buzz you in the other room bro

Some Spartacus response shiit!!!

azammi:
Accept your child , when you were fornicating you weren’t cold .dint suffer that child for your sin cause you aren’t man enough for responsibility

Dafuq is wrong with you?

How dafuq did you know he is responsible or did you not see the desperation in the girl's chats,as well as the 'other guy' OP was talking of?

Explorers:
From that end, buyer came from someonelse.

Damn...oya find me another juicy deal like that.

DarkCaesar:
Trust these girls at your own destruction, this is a girl her bf can swore her loyalty with his left eye….she no dey comot for house after she come back from work, she be church girl bla bla bla……make I use prick reset her brain if I don come back tomorrow.

Please don't lash her ..be a gentleman you mudafucker!!!


Women will cheat with whoever they fancy...it's the golden rule of hypergamy
N.B: She is even working sef....wtf is the 30k bill for?

Explorers:
Outright sale, sold already from that end.

Whatttt?
You mean you already sold that house?

Damn...people get money for naija o

Explorers:
Check

Outright sale or rental

That Camry looks dope BTW!!!

SOZINN:
I have never seen any man who got himself into a long term relationship or marriage with a woman because of the shape of her body and didn't live to regret it. One of them shared a conversation on social media to try and make fun of the man for being boring because he brought up issues concerning the country on the first date.

Some even told her that it is a red flag because he is a boring person. And all these were young women. Honestly, it is hard to find a woman who has an ample knowledge of anything outside entertainment. Even the ones that are supposed to be studying to get good grades.

Even the ones that gained admission because they want to get employed and earn money in future. Their reason is not even driving them hard enough to take their studies serious. Anyways they are women, on that note one can say that the world is just drifting back to its default setting. Rich men will marry them and make baby factories out of them.

What really breaks my heart is seeing similar attitude in young men. Especially the ones that have had a taste of the good life (through illegal means which seems to be rampant in Nigeria today). Chances are, they can still go back to school and get their desired result by leaving a cheque. Which is very bad for our future.

As men it is very unreasonable to say the least because in the end the society will fall back to our shoulders. Where will we run to. Where do you see Nigeria in ten years with the way the education system is going? Will these universities and polytechnics provide the men that will be in our healthcare sector tomorrow.

Every one wants to secure the bag and go loud on social media. Fûck the country, the knowledge, the system. Just live like its easy whilst earning a lot of cash. Every one cannot be in the entertainment industry, we all cannot live like that. We will burn.

Very apt

Akinbahm:
c Carchoice

I noticed this nonsense also, the worst part of it is they are only after let’s hang out, lemme send my aza, when should I come, come and buy this & that for me, am hungry send money for food etcetera, the most annoying part is if you ask them to cook omo u wan listen to the history of your life.

Imagine, a philosophy student I tried engaging about what morality is all about from logic point of view, my dear brother if you hear the reply she gave me you will lost hope completely in education, she’s only interested in money a 100l student for crying out loud, she has not clocked 18 yet oh, I swear if not that I deleted our chat I will have upload it as an evidence...

Truly, I understand schooling in Nigeria can frustrate one but not to the extent of not having anything upstairs except money, money, money, enjoyment, sex, sex, sex and or naughty talks.

Lol, maybe it's just me sha but I don't usually meet the so called hungry ones. The few I met were discarded immediately I heard 'my sub finished,please sub for me' the very day I met them. I have never given any gf money for hair, a phone, wages and upkeep or birthday bash. I'm not interested in those things and I never refrain from drumming it into any girl's skull, that I didn't come into this world to be your ATM. You want any shiit babe, get your ass working and buy it yourself. I don't condone leeching from anyone, especially at my own detriment. So I always give you the VIP(Very important Points) of my personality when I meet you. The worst you can do is to go but then there are many others who won't. It's not a MUST that I fuq your poosi before I achieve my life goals, so why the desperation to PLEASE YOU? If men can understand this and practise it, these women will sit their asses up and WORK

Nothing is more satisfying that putting a leech in her place. I once shared a story of a slayqueen who brokeshames men and this same girl came to my house and was packaging my soup,palm oil and even toilet roll. Wetin Naaaaaaaa!!! I put her right back in her skin by collecting back my shiit and even pouring away some in front of her. The shock on her face and her WhatsApp status that night made my week. You wey no get Kobo dey abuse broke men and yet you can visit a man's house, ask for tfare, eat 4 boiled eggs and whine that the eggs are local? Kuku bend down and lay some international eggs na.

Carchoice:
I don’t know if I’m alone in this but I have to share. Over the past months I have come to realize all the ladies around me are actually not offering anything besides sex. No intellectual discussion whatsoever, when you try to discuss something meaningful it’s either they don’t really know what to contribute, While some that can hold discussions are sentimental with their judgements which likely leads to arguments and I don’t do that because a man arguing with a woman is wasting his time.


Here’s what I noticed, discussions ladies mostly welcome is nothing other than sexual discussions,

Eulogizing them

Asking and pestering them to visit you

Talking about sex


Note that they welcome these discussions more because it is the only discussions that strips you of your senses and gives them the leverage to dominate and manipulate you. And it is from here they gain heavily, ATTENTION, TIME AND MONEY which equals you to simp. 90 to 95 percent of ladies are not interested in whatever you have to discuss with them if it doesn’t involves sexuality. They will guide you through this process making you think you are in charge till they get you where they want you. Of course they are not going to outrightly welcome sexual discussions when you bring it up, some will dismiss you immediately but it’s all a set up, the expectations is for you to push harder so you can enter the trap.


All the ladies around me are starting to complain because I don’t pay attention to them anymore. Absolute nothing other than sex talks is where they champion.

Is this the case for all women out there or am I with the wrong ladies?

The screen shot is from two different ladies, and She actually sent me photo of sniper. I know it’s just to get my attention.

Lmaooooo@the sniper trick. That geh is missing your juices(and your money too). She is trying to get your attention by posting sniper and all that shiit. My reply would have been a K!!! She won't drink the sniper I tell you. Attention is a drug to women and it's your greatest weapon as a man. Your attention is so precious,so you give it to those deserving of it,not everyone.

Lemme let you in on one secret. Have you ever noticed how some girls would seem so needy when you ignore them for a while? It's simple. Their attention drug is running out. Other niggas at that time weren't giving them attention(money and sex are cousins) and suddenly they remember your black ass and start to act like they can't do without you. It's all BS. Imagine a girl saying she dey chat Luminouz up when she is bored, 3 months after her last chat and suddenly I am supposed to leave my shiit and be her father confessor or what? I simply read the chat and never reply. That shows her that I'm not her support system or counselor to be contacted anytime she feels like,when she clearly didn't involve me in her life EHEN SHE WASNT BORED!! Coincidentally, most of them have bf issues at that time? Get the dig? They want a shoulder to cry on(or leech on) and I just don't dig all that. They always start with that annoying 'na so life be? You no even ask of me? You forgot me and it's so unfair? Shut dafuq up!! What am I, a piece of Dresden China,to be needed or contacted when your mood is south-south instead of North central?

Once you rush to answer their call and give them attention, you validate their existence and in a week's time, she vamooses again,only to crop up when she wants you to soothe her frayed nerves. Such women drain you quicker than tiger battery. Since she is not contributing to your ass in any way, don't give her that ATTENTION. Let them WORK for it. Shows you value your time and life too.

3 girls behaved like the scenario you posted (without the sniper of course). All 3 hadn't chatted me in 3 months but suddenly blew my phone up to tell me how one lost a job, another needed money and another had bf issues and they all want Luminouz to settle their cases. Yet, when the going was good, they never chatted me up or behaved like I existed. The one with bf issue even said she was so depressed and she wanted me to be chatting her up and calling her to console her. I be like...ARE YOU MAD? So my purpose in life is become your daily MTN? Naso she comported herself and apologized. When I saw her at an eatery 3 months later, she avoided me like a plague. Being nice is often misconstrued by women as weakness and as a man,you need to set them straight.

Conclusion: Your attention is your Bitcoin, Spend it wisely. Not all women talk about sex or exist for sex,from my experience. Some are intellectual enough (or maybe I choose these ones as sexy without being brainy is a huge turnoff for me). The last thing I need is a big ass bimbo who can't hold a conversation on basic topics. After fuqin, won't we talk before the next day? I'd be bored outta my mind

WesternOligarch:
With the way nigeria is, I wouldn't be flaunting my shareholdings and assets in the public especially if am from the south west.

Modified: curiously I checked the total market cap of FBN holdings and it's just a little around $1billion. Meaning that they both invested $50mill each to become major share holders. Lol, mark Zuckerberg could literally buy the entire
nigerian banking sector and won't break a sweat.

Offpoint.

Please y'all ignore that troll

Twoclans:
Lumi darlyn how you dey

Except you of course we all know you are well endowed.

I'm fine dear!!!
Awwwnnn....now I'm blushing...


Been a while,hope you good.

Twoclans:
Most big men have very tiny pricks

Lmaoooo

WTF!!!

2027?

Trex4:
Kindly report this guy so he can leave this thread forever. Let them not ban this small thread we've been managing for a year plus. Biko.

Ignore him and he will fade away like the mist before the early morning sunrise. Feed him and watch how he grows and becomes more annoying.


A 'K' in time saves nine.

Raalsalghul:
And this is one part of the red pill I'll eternally be grateful for: "the strength to expect anything and simply walk away".

This dude just ruined his life!

Maybe not. You really don't understand how emotions could make one damn consequences. Some people don't mind dying,so long their target also dies. There is a cold brutal determination that comes with killing another human, that changes a man. Once you decide that shiit, you become a new person altogether. I have seen revenge killing before and I'm telling you that they don't regret their decisions. It takes a lot of will to end another man's life but once you decide it, well, everything changes and your brain rationalizes your actions thereafter. There is something about revenge that is both powerful and deadly. It's a double edged sword or a sword without a hilt, you get hurt either way. But the key is bearing the pain, to achieve your aim

So for that dude, even though he reacted emotionally, for him to shoot them both and nit only her, showed he wanted them dead and was willing to bear the consequences.

Lots of niggas are saying they won't kill them both and I laugh at y'all. TRP can help moderate y'all emotions and tenderize it but what of application at the point of discovery? That's when you know if you have learned anything from TRP at all. That is the true litmus test of the redpill. It's action,not talk, practical not theory

sajmark:
A SIMP just ruined his life after becoming rich and popular on tiktok due to ONEities, He shot his wife and her new lover dead... If only he took the redpill.
Only a simp would be surprised, snap or loose it when his woman cheats on him, Redpillers know better.

This is sad.
She really messed him up I guess.

Martinez39s:
Indeed. Marriage is usually all about financial security and safety for women. It has nothing to do with sexual attraction or your red pill knowledge. It is nothing to do with love. You can be a pathetic simp and a woman will still pick you for marriage as long as you are her best financial option. You can be sexually unattractive (you could even look deformed or be a monkey), poor in bed or whatever and she will still pick you for marriage as long as you are her best financial deal. Being picked as a lottery ticket or retirement plan doesn't mean you will be spared the games and wiles of female nature.

This rich guy called Grand P and this woman called Eudoxie Yao dated and married for over two years. Though they shortly broke up this year over him messing with another woman, they have reunited. It is what it is.

She also has the biggest booty in Africa. I don't want to imagine if she is faithful to him or not. It is what it is