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Alexreports in a new skin?


I'm beginning to think these pageants are for money laundering with their pathetic titles.

What dafuq is miss comely na?

Did you say capsize?

RoyalPearl:
lol some of you need to travel. The world doesn't begin and end in marriage. Maybe in Nigeria and some African countries a women's "value" deteriorates after divorce but elsewhere they move on with their lives, date and some even get married. It ain't that serious besides not all women are obsessed with marriage.

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I'm broke. Will you marry me babe?

Yinmu

We all know she ain't that happy inside...


In fact,she would be wishing premium death on the husband and wife

BRATISLAVA:
Female opinions always make men emotional. Carry yours and fling, but don't think it will stop others from theirs.

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What are you on about?

Rukkydelta:
It's no news that old men marry/sleep with younger women to keep themselves fit and agile

My VP in secondary school then was still looking much young even in his 60's because he whores around with little school children and he was also older than his wife than with about 20 years

Anytime I hear the usual talk by people marrying an older man doesn't matter women age faster than men, with time you both will look same
I just laugh because in my mind I know what's up. Having sexual intercourse with an older man has the adverse effect of making the woman to look older and the man younger because he is taking young blood and the woman is taking in old blood.

If you observe closely you will notice women married to older men often looks older than their agemate married to men with little age cap.

That's why a man older than me with more than 5 years is a NO for me.
I even wonder why a woman will be with a man that's older her with more than 10 years older.

It doesn't matter how older he is babe, you will still look older than him in due time. Women age faster than men.


Its not only the exchange of sex pheromones(what the OP has no medical term for) that makes you age...peace of mind and a happy heart is another clue.

Basically, what happens with sex is aura transmigration. Some young women have insanely rich auras or life forces and the men fuqin them are way off better. Others have dark tainted auras and as such whoever fuqs them suffer for it. There is so much I can say on the subject but people would think I'm crazy so lemme keep quiet.

Happy sunday

lamidiinjury:
Osogbo and you

I'm in ibadan right now...so you are still close to me.

CAPSLOCKED:
HAPPENING JUST NOW.

SO I'M WITH MY FELLOW GODLESS FRIEND AT HIS LAB THIS MORNING SIPPING CAN BEER AND TALKING RANDOM STUFF, AND THIS FINE GIRL WALKS IN AND ASKS TO SEE THE PERSON IN CHARGE INSTEAD OF TALKING TO OTHER EMPLOYEES.
HE BRINGS HER TO HIS OFFICE AND I EXIT TO RELOAD MORE BEER BECAUSE IT'S MY ONE TRUE LOVE.
CAME BACK WHEN SHE WAS EXISTING AND AS PER MY GUY AND PLAYER THAT HE IS. HE HAD TO LET ME KNOW THE LATEST GAME.

FINE GIRL CAME TO FORGE A TEST RESULT SHOWING THAT SHE'S PREGNANT SO SHE COULD BAG CASH FROM HER BOYFRIEND WHO IN HIS MIND, MAY BE THINKING HE HAS FOUND THE "RIGHT ONE".

HER PLAN WITH THE RESULT IS TO CLAIM THAT THE BABY IS REACHING ADVANCED STAGES AND THERE ARE A LIST OF OTHER PROBLEMS DETECTED THAT COULD COST HER LIFE IF SHE DOESN'T ABORT THE CHILD AND TREAT SEVERAL INFECTIONS (THAT DOESN'T REALLY EXIST). THE GUY MUST BE A REAL MAGA. AND MY MAN IS LETTING ME KNOW THAT SHE PLANS TO BILL HIM TO THE FULLEST SO HE MUST GIVE HER A "THREATENING" RESULT THAT WILL MAKE THE MAGA COUGH OUT EVERY LAST PENNY HE HAS EVER EARNED IN HIS LIFE.

HE SAYS HE'S BEEN DOING THIS FOR A LONG TIME, AND THAT WOMEN COME FOR SUCH FAKE RESULTS MORE THAN THEY COME FOR THE REAL THING BECAUSE MEN ALWAYS PAY UP FOR ABORTIONS AND ALL THAT STUFF WITHOUT INVESTIGATING OR VERIFYING SUCH CLAIMS.

THESE ARE THE PEOPLE YOU THINK ARE IN LOVE WITH YOU, GUYS. YOU'RE NOT THEIR LOVER, YOU'RE JUST A CASH COW. BELIEVE ME.

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lamidiinjury:
Put yourself in my shoes , I will be taking care of virgin, buy her anything she wants, girl wey no even sabi cook but when I'm Hot na olosho I dey bleep... I no deserve beating?

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Lol,I get you..

Where are you based?

funmike83:
God, when will I leave this country , very soon they would soon start coming to sw

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Are you scared babe?

Is she rich?

lamidiinjury:
Okay sir

Watdafuq dude!!!!.
You actually dmed me!!!

Surely,you don't really mean I should beat you na!!!

poshestmina:
You win bro.
Good morning

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I dont want to win sis. I just need you to understand me better... Seems you just dont get me jor. Anyways.


Happy new week

Digmygold:
You lost your brain. Sorry i forgot. Try what the stupid doctor tried na if you get liver. Creatures like you only bark behind your computers.

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K

Digmygold:
Some of us here on Nairaland know who the wrinkled lunatic ex convict behind the Ubunja moniker is.

We know he does these horrible to women, yet tries to protect his prostitute daughters who already started having sex at 9. comes online, hiding his already known face behind a computer hoping to make all.young lads brutally gay like he is.

He will never hand his own son his miseduGAYshit but that son will become a far worse bedevilled animal than his father. Its Karma pepper spray time.

I have a first cousin who is one of the people he did this to. We are still on his matter and one day we will get his tired old ass locked up in jail too. So that he can live the last quarter in life of his already miserable existence in prison. Relay to your master for me.

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What Dafuq dude!!! ..

Its a lot of unnecessary info you dumping on me

NiRfreak:
Nice article. But on average in Nigeria, men usually die first before their wife. is this poverty or Nigerian factor. Then in Benin we have alot of landlady than landlord...(juju death I supposed)


Abi the age-gap theory can not predict who dies first regardless of the wide age Gap seen in Nigerian marriages?

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Heard of the juju deaths in Benin. It is kinda common in ijebu and ibadan too..

poshestmina:
Alright .
But then...In this particular case ,she was a willing hooker .IN THIS PARTICULAR CASE!!!
He was a willing client too but ended up not keeping to the agreement.
It's their business though .

Ok Bye.

A willing hooker? Yes, now you have my attention. Is it legal Nope. Does she have a case in court? Hell No. But did the guy do wrong? Yes... Can be charged to court based on verbal agreement? Nope. Because its an illegal translation, not legally binding in the court of law.

She should have come out on SM and admitted he lied after fuqin her,not using the rape case. She would not win in court but the guy would be judged online and will definitely pay her back. Using rape in this case throws her issue outta the window and gives a bad impression.

The question now is,if she could lie about the rape case, what else is she lying about?

Morning

Digmygold:
You are going to lose those balls cause shes got SOMETHING. Note that.

Are you about to hand the idiot a trophy? I bet he is currently begging for an out of court settlement behind closed doors while you are betting your tiny balls over rubbish.

He friend testified that he goes online, going after women for strategic quickies in hotel rooms. He also admitted same. He recorded her whilst having sex with her without her consent because he akso.mentioned that she was drunk. He could go to jail for that, my friend.

He claims they are prostitutes yet his constant yearn for quickies with acclaimed "prostitutes" makes him even worse than these women just like Ubunja. He isnt in anyway clean himself.

He needs to STFU and hide his dumb head in shame. What happened to the option of being in a relationship with a decent woman? He is a huge disgrace to the medical profession.

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Tag me with the evidence. I dont deal with emotions or sentiment.

Will you keep your hatred or dislike for ubu.nja out of our conversations?

I'm here for the truth and you come off as having a personal vendetta, which translates to emotional imbalance to me.

Thanks

Zzor:
You still eat by this time? well I'm sorry I don't cook.

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Lol...nope I dont. 8pm latest. ..

You dont cook? No wonder you no dey update pictures on that food thread

Zzor:
Simp is the word you guys coin for responsible men here, so I'm using it rightly

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Goan make me dinner right now

MYM
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Monsters You Made

So an alligator had such emotions to be tearful of some past events? ......wawu.
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Or he just had a heavy meal and was trying to digest that Mudafvcker!!!

BRATISLAVA:
Read with your eyes, not your penis.

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Haaaaaaa....

poshestmina:
What's your point exactly?
Let me explain myself for the last time.

Baby factories is illegal because they keep people against their wills , get Men to rape and impregnate the girls and then sell off the babies without or sometimes with the consent of the mothers.
Human trafficking too is forcing people AGAINST their wills .

Prostitution is ,they willingly sell out their selves, by themselves to willing customers like you so it shouldn't be a crime except of course to Morality police and religious folks.

So comparing them makes no sense . .

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You still dont get my point. There are willing participants in human trafficking(not organ trafficking) and baby factories. Same as there are forced participants in prostitution. Either way, it is illegal in Nigeria and THATS ALL THAT MATTERS!!!

poshestmina:
First of all ,the stories , accusations and counter accusations has just begun.there's no way one or more of the accusers won't have evidences.
I'm sure you read where the new lady said she has evidence and is ready to go to court and there'd definitely be more with evidences..WE ARE WAITING FOR THE EVIDENCE!

Secondly comparing prostitution/Homosexuality to baby factories and Human trafficking is downright Gibberish!
The only crime they are committing is against their bodies and religion...So long they are not forcing it down my throat or constituting nuisance. It shouldn't be my business and no,I'm not God's Personal Assistant to judge or condemn anyone.

Why breach the agreement he had with her in the first place ? Let me believe he didn't rape her...He should sue her then. They both deserve each other

I'm not in support of either parties .I am only interested in the new cases and the numerous accusers that are ready to come out with evidences.


Lastly Rape is not a joke and false rape allegation isn't either.

Tag me when the evidence comes out. I can bet my balls that she has NOTHING.

Prostitution,homos, baby factories and human trafficking comparison is right on point. There are willing participants and forced participants. The willing participants have the right to do whatever with their bodies and that is exactly what I'm pointing out to you. But that you think prostitutes have a right to their bodies but lesbians or baby factory mothers who got money by selling their babies willingly is wrong is so meeeeeehhhhh of you. There are laws,whether religious or moral or civil. Thats what makes us human or nigerians. Without them, we are animals at the base level.

fuckingAyaya:
Aboki never fails to disappoint

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Is the cow hot or what?

Zzor:
What a loving man, which lady wouldn't want such a man, I need my simp beside me as soon as possible. God bless all simps

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Wetin go satisfy you bayi?
You hate redpill and now you find SIMPs disgusting?...

lamidiinjury:
E too bad 4 me, I go even save money in advance if they never asked thinking they will surely ask and I will provide
Nothing wey I never do for woman, except to buy car or build house, I don rent apartment sef all for love at the end of the day na error
My own level of simp must be in top ten for this world
And I've been repeating the same mistake for more than 5yrs now i never get sense, na the reason why I feel like crying after what I've been reading here since last week
Right now e just be like say make I pay somebody to just beat me up mercilessly

One girl like that never even call me for like 5month now call me today said she needs help, if na before I go just help like nothing happened

I just dey vex for myself like this, e be like say all my family and friends sef know say I be vetran in simp, dey just dey use me financially anyhow
People I dey help go dey wear good clothes do great stuff, I go even contribute financially for them to achieve their goals
And me, me God!!

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I will gladly beat you...and do it for free....


DM me.

lefulefu:
if u want to learn how to cook a new meal u try and learn it from the older generation of women.if not ur mom then ur grandmom or ur aunt or any lady who is much older.

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Lol... I guess you are right jus that I haven't been home for so Long

Larry1960:
What's the cost to get to Ireland via masters

A billion pounds ....

lefulefu:
aghh u dey try den nau
me on the day wen i wan learn i go learn am my aunt go just dey give me whatsap online tutorial as i go dey prepare am

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Dont worry... Her tutorial is all you need. Stuff is simple unlike that goddamn soup making with the permutation and combination issues.

I dont get o



Seems the rihanna babe dey date guys just to forget her ex Chris brown.