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Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by luminouz(m): 8:21pm On Dec 19, 2020
lefulefu:
for soup dat one na sense sha cheesy if u patient enuf u go do am cheesy
like me wetin i wan learn this christmas holiday na how to prepare akara and moi moi.dose too food just dey hungry me like mad and for here no akara stand cheesy.anytime i just dey think of akara my mouth just dey water cheesy cheesy
Lol... I think I can still do akara and even moimoi sef...my mum did it like a million times in front of me. The hardest part is peeling and sieving the beans shell
Family › Re: Identical Triplets Share Lovely Christmas Pictures - Very Adorable by luminouz(m): 8:11pm On Dec 19, 2020
Ok...
Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by luminouz(m): 8:10pm On Dec 19, 2020
lefulefu:
wich yam are talking about?
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Normal yam na.... grin grin....

I can make pounded yam. My grandma taught me.

But making soup na disaster!!!
Celebrities › Re: "Tems Is So So Fire" – Chris Brown Admires Nigerian Singer, Tems by luminouz(m): 8:09pm On Dec 19, 2020
Guadiol104:
Tems dey give me joy abeg grin grin grin
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So why does it look like you dey cry na grin
Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by luminouz(m): 8:07pm On Dec 19, 2020
lefulefu:
They will start at the gate and be throwing it inside the oil. Abeg talk another thing. ;stand at the gate and start throwing the food inside the hot oil grin grin hahaha
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Bro why you come carry me here na....I no sabi cook soup o... But I can pound yam like a MF..
grin
Romance › Re: Men, Learn How To Cook, Make Women No Do Shakara 4 U Ooo. by luminouz(m): 8:04pm On Dec 19, 2020
Magnoliaa:
Again, I knw u're just playing hard to get. That's how gys do when they are still 'fresh' and depending on their sex appeal.
Abeg leave the bobo be na...na by force to marry ni or is it because he could cook so well?


Haba...leave him alone oooooh grin
Celebrities › Re: Samuel Ajibola And Sandra Adanna's Pre-Wedding Pictures by luminouz(m): 7:58pm On Dec 19, 2020
Chii59:
Second to the last picture.... See her knuckles undecided
Bleaching cream, we thank you o.
Her knuckles seem fine to me....
Crime › Re: Leaked Chat: Queency Benna Threatening Dr Obi After She Wasn't Paid After Sex by luminouz(m): 7:34pm On Dec 19, 2020
lefulefu:
the lady no even agree she be prostitute cheesy.she say be singer grin
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Lol.. Naso most females dey defend her here o. Why not call him out for non payment? I would even support her. But saying he raped her ans crying like this is detrimental...
Romance › Re: Why Ladies Prefer To Date 'Bad Boys' Rather Than 'Good Boys' - Nigerian Lady by luminouz(m): 7:29pm On Dec 19, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Better go and be bold. No be say cockroach pass, na u go jump pass.
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Coman test me na,ant!! grin
Crime › Re: Another Woman Accuses Alaska Obi Of Rape; Says She's Willing To Testify In Court by luminouz(m): 6:51pm On Dec 19, 2020
poshestmina:
When three,four or more people that are not related or knows each other say the same negative things about someone ,there's definitely more than meets the eyes.
That's being Logical !

As for the Madam body part dealer ,it's her business what she decides to do with her life and body .If the guy couldn't afford her pay ,he could have walked away or prolly get someone cheaper.

So far he agreed to the fee initially ,not paying up is a breach of contract...I guess undecided.
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Wow...in a world of social media where anyone can claim anything, without PROOF, how is that being logical. Even on NL, anyone can create monikers and attack a particular person, does that make the victim guilty. Thats not logical. Proof is what makes stories logical.

Jesu! So she can decide to prostitute(which is a crime here) since its her body? Well, I guess baby factories and human traffickers could also do whatever since its their body. Gay and lesbians too wont be a crime in nigeria. Since its her body to sell, I could also argue, that your duty to morality and xtianity is flawed because I definitely don't think you are in the same business as her..

In your attempt to justify lies and falsehood and the blatant disregard to accept that what she did was wrong, even in the face of all evidence, you still come across as emotional,not logical. She tried to frame someone for rape,instead of just calling him out for not paying up as he promised,, do you know just how hard it would be to believe true rape cases now? Or you think this issue is a joke?
The fact that you are insisting on the blamelessness of her cause is troubling. Why do most women lose all logic seems troubling. You castigated fatoyinbo brutally back then but you had nothing to say to this singer's own because she is female. When does lying about rape become normal because he owed you money? undecided
Crime › Re: Another Woman Accuses Alaska Obi Of Rape; Says She's Willing To Testify In Court by luminouz(m): 4:44pm On Dec 19, 2020
poshestmina:
I read the post on Instablog and I saw so many ladies accusing him of same thing in the comment section.

Sooner or later ,we'll be seeing more stories come up. The guy is definitely not INNOCENT undecided


Who the gods want to kill ,they first make mad!!!
Lol.. So their accusations are now proof of his guilt?
Funny how y'all diverted from the woman who sells her body for 200k and falsely accused a man of rape and faced the dude.

Fatoyinbo's case came to mind. Multiple witnesses accused him too but no evidence and naso the case died a natural death.

You even quoted an igbo proverb to naik home your point? Who Dafuq is that relatable here grin

Learn to be logical not emotional na grin
Crime › Re: Another Woman Accuses Alaska Obi Of Rape; Says She's Willing To Testify In Court by luminouz(m): 4:38pm On Dec 19, 2020
Eddie4God:
Wahala,
Alleging rape on social media without disclosing ur identiy or having actual evidence. Some people still think rape allegation is childplay.
you are willing to testify until the time comes to do so & you will be no where to be found.
Very salient point.... grin
Crime › Re: Another Woman Accuses Alaska Obi Of Rape; Says She's Willing To Testify In Court by luminouz(m): 4:37pm On Dec 19, 2020
sapphiere:
And Nairaland boys are supporting him.

This man shouldn't be allowed to walk freely.
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Shatap jor...

She couldn't report him to the police then and waited for the singer to accuse him before coming out?....

Y'all a bunch of comedians abeg grin
Romance › Re: Why Ladies Prefer To Date 'Bad Boys' Rather Than 'Good Boys' - Nigerian Lady by luminouz(m): 1:37pm On Dec 19, 2020
SweetCunt97:
True. No woman wants a man wey no sabi left from right. We love men who can take charge. Taking charge is different from toxic masculinity sha.
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Yinmu...

Yen yen yen
Romance › Re: Why Ladies Prefer To Date 'Bad Boys' Rather Than 'Good Boys' - Nigerian Lady by luminouz(m): 1:31pm On Dec 19, 2020
We said it but they call us misogynist...


Men should take charge and have balls.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Am I Really Being unfair To These Two Girls?? by luminouz(m): 1:26pm On Dec 19, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
He has done wrong by looking for his 'cut' in helping them. He doesn't have to think about what the person would do for them or in their shoes before helping them. Some people recommend others for a job without wondering if the person would recommend them were it vice versa. That's service and selflessness.

By the way, anyone who thinks exactly like you postulated above needs to review his life.
Yen yen yen....
Goan make me lunch, right NOW
Crime › Re: Leaked Chat: Queency Benna Threatening Dr Obi After She Wasn't Paid After Sex by luminouz(m): 12:39pm On Dec 19, 2020
BRATISLAVA:
We wouldn't be having this discussion if the man had kept to his side of the bargain. But no. He knew there will be men to support him so he cannot be held accountable for anything he does, even when he should be.
Stop being emotional..Be logical.
So she couldn't call him out for fuqin her and not paying? But she instead decided to use the rape route? Whatever happened to the truth....

Or the truth doesnt matter anymore? Who will believe her now?
Crime › Re: Leaked Chat: Queency Benna Threatening Dr Obi After She Wasn't Paid After Sex by luminouz(m): 12:14pm On Dec 19, 2020
BRATISLAVA:
Hi

Seems you have never heard of a verbal contract. She can argue that she's not a prostitute and just a girl he promised money to in exchange for sex.
Your last line has said it all. Which court of law in Nigeria go agree to that na?


Then,the issue of falsely accusing him of rape nko?

She loses this on all fronts. I know you were hoping she was really raped so at least she could get justice but see how tough it will be to believe rape cases from now on.

The fact that you seem not to even bother about that is more worrisome
Crime › Re: Leaked Chat: Queency Benna Threatening Dr Obi After She Wasn't Paid After Sex by luminouz(m): 12:05pm On Dec 19, 2020
BRATISLAVA:
And he should be sued for breach of contract and blackmail via the videos he's already showing us. Do you think it's a one way street?
Breach of contract with a prostitutehuh grin....


You make me laugh oooo
Celebrities › Re: Tems And Muyiwa Awoniyi Accuse Bebe Cool Of Lying And Being Behind Their Arrest by luminouz(m): 11:42am On Dec 19, 2020
Parrot69:
This shows your level of reasoning. So if it was you, you would fight the guy in his country and expect the country-people to stand back and watch you? Someone who is highly connected? SMH.
No need escalating issues cos it’s already gaining momentum and publicity.
He made those statements to let him know that he isn’t stupid as he (bebe cool) thought.
Let’s assume it was on a neutral ground, I bet you, this might not be the story

This is a pure case of “Artiste trying to shame fellow artiste “.
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I dont deal with parrots!!! lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Lady Cries As Her Husband Gifts Her An SUV On Her Birthday (Video) by luminouz(m): 11:42am On Dec 19, 2020
Downey:
ode...you want me to be typing romantic words in the public domain platform?
Yes, l'm a grown up lady but I'm also a comrade.
Lol....got youuuuu
Celebrities › Re: Tems And Muyiwa Awoniyi Accuse Bebe Cool Of Lying And Being Behind Their Arrest by luminouz(m): 6:55am On Dec 19, 2020
mightyhazel:
u cant act sissy and still own a big tool.. these things are proportionate,inversely
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And this is your own mighty defence? shocked shocked shocked shocked...



Cover ya face abeg. Ugandans are endowed. Stop the bodyshaming stuff
Celebrities › Re: Tems And Muyiwa Awoniyi Accuse Bebe Cool Of Lying And Being Behind Their Arrest by luminouz(m): 6:48am On Dec 19, 2020
naptu2:
Tems' reaction.
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Why attacking his dick though? Females love bodyshaming but will be quick to come out and cry if reverse is the case with slack boobs and Shiit.

It sends the wrong signals undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided


The awoniyi guy was being a tiger online. Too bad he couldn't do all these while the said Bebe was in his face!!!! SM really created lots of weak men in this generation sha.
Romance › Re: Cheating 101 What Do I Need To Know? by luminouz(m): 9:48pm On Dec 18, 2020
toyflare:
I totally agree, why she doesn't want to stop or cut it down is what I don't understand. She doesn't want to admit she's addicted to masturbation and it's getting into our relationship. This has been a long debates topic and honestly I'm tired of the whole thing. Ave told her to stay away from doing it for 2 weeks let's see if she can get her sex urges back but that seems impossible for her.
Thats her main issue.

If she can't cope, biko let her be ooooooo....


Your choice sha
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 9:26pm On Dec 18, 2020
Asekhamid:
My story:

I started dating this girl a while back after I graduated from school(we attend the same school)...she was so beautiful but I just took it by nothing..we met where we charge phones and luckily a friend of mine knew her(they stay very close) and got her number...
I called her and we got along then but we couldnt see before I left school but we started dating nonetheless...she was so sweet and nice and caring...she couldn't spend a day without hearing from me..we talked a lot and I asked her some personal questions like how many times she has had sex and she said once(saying she was raped) and she has only dated once in her life which ended in 2017
I went for my clearance in school by January and we spent time together every night and also her birthday was coming so I stayed longer just to spend it with her..
My first redflag was when I took her phone just to send games and noticed her WhatsApp and messenger were passworded..I asked her to open it and she declined saying she like her privacy..every night I was with her,she was receiving numerous calls from guys in my presence but I acted cool like nothing happened...on her birthday I invited her over and wanted to Bleep her as she was already naked but I declined because I wanted to prove that I really love her and not after sex...she actually tabbed me later for that
We continued our relationship until when I travelled to my villa for ileya during august and sent her money to come ..she came and we spent time together...this time I asked to check her WhatsApp and she opened it...lo and Behold she had accepted to date another guy..I confronted her and she said "I just wanted to know if he is deceiving me".. I was angry but ignored and I bleeped her that day with the anger in me and she apologised for it...
We continued the relationship but her cheating couldn't leave my mind as I became over protective of her...any time she uploads a guys pic I would accuse her of dating until one day she blocked me..
I called her a week later to apologise and we got talking again but this was when her rudeness started to me but I overlooked because I love her..any little disagreement she would use foul language on me and I will be the one to apologise and we settled but I noticed that her chats started getting late and she now hardly picks my call which was strange and this made me panic(worse mistake)
I became mister nice guy and started calling always,chatting always,sending her card and all that...
We were chatting one day about sex when she told me she wanted to tell me something
" what would you call a guy and a girl who have their own relationship but they do see everyday and have sex every Sunday?"...I asked her who the person was but she said it was her friend,so I told her "sexmate"...
Everyday I tried to show her I loved her more than other guys and became so so needy and this pushed her further away...
Few weeks ago we were on a video call when she said her close friend(a guy) doesn't last on bed and what can he use for it..she also said the guy was having issues with his girlfriend as he cheats and sleeps with numerous girls..she always told me the guy was her friend right from primary school so I took it as nothing...I asked her how she knew that,she said they are very close and he tells her everything and I told her a solution..
So lately she had a quarrel with her former bestie which she told me...I chatted with the bestie a few days ago and the bestie told me to warn her and also told me this
" let me tell you the truth,she does not love you and she has someone else she loves and she is just deceiving you"...I asked who the guy was and she said it was that same close friend who I stated i n the paragraph above and they have been dating for I came into her life...she even told me that they do see everyday and she goes to his house everyday Sunday(if you read a few paragraphs before you would understand perfectly)
I was sleepless that night and made further investigation and I saw some old pictures they took together and it proves they were dating then(but dunno about now)
So I confronted her and she flared up at me saying I just concluded without asking her and even said that she was dating the guy..I appolgised for coming into conclusions and I just needed to know the truth but she said since I don't trust her then no need for a relationship..
I started apologising again and again but it was worse as she even ignores my messages and cuts my calls..
I called her recently and she was asking for the money I promised her in a rude manner and I promised her i would send it soon.
I almost did but something touched my mind and I realised I was being used and manipulated by this girl so I didn't and just stopped begging or calling her...
It didn't hurt much kos she was cheating on the guy with me not the other way round but the love in me died that day..

This is my story and it happened just recently..
Damn....just saw this ooo...


Bro.... She shit-tested you and you failed. It happens to even the best of us before TRP.

One....you should have checked her WhatsApp, whether she liked it or not. Proving your dominance. Then you lay down your own rules and if she defaults, you let her know she is gone....
When you defaulted on that, she knew you had no solid balls and so she decided to push her boundaries further. You kept failing her tests and she kept seeing you as weaker and weakest. This and your continued "PANIC FUELED APOLOGIES".
Made her feel validated on a pedestal and since she knew you would do anything to please her, she lost all regard for you.......

Mind you, that nigga she cheated with, was the opposite of you. He was hard and strong willed so much so,that she even was willing to cure his sexual issues by asking for solutions from you. That nigga already chased her out before and was willing to let her go by cheating with numerous girls and YET SHE STAYED DUE TO HIS ABUNDANCE MINDSET! She didn't wanna lose him....weird right? But thats women for you.

My advice:
Forget about her and move on. Build yourself and keep building till you are high SMV mudafvcker.
One last thing: when a woman accuses you of some shiit and tries to guilt trip you by feigning anger and not replying your texts...and you feel like begging or calling or whatever? DON'T!!! This is because it shows you are doing something right but she is using Reverse Psychology to fuq you up. So Resist that MUDAFVCKING urge to pick ya phone to dial her number or text her. Do whatever(bite your fingers, burn them, put them inside your own shiit or piss, Hit the gym and work like mad and if the itch is still there, punch the wall or find raw bitter leaf and start chewing,delete her contacts as the last resort). Do anything but call or text her. Why? This is because that's the threshold point of shit-testing and masculinity, the elastic limit/breaking point of your Young's Modulus. Keep your panic in line and remind yourself that you are the prize. Once you can pass this threshold, and last till the next day, you have won because it gets easier from there. Never call or text her back and I'm telling you this...WOMEN WILL RESPECT YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE SHOWN YOU HAVE WILLPOWER AND BALLS.
Crime › Re: Mexican Mum Hunts Down Cartel Members Who Murdered Her Daughter One By One by luminouz(m): 9:00pm On Dec 18, 2020
Cool
Romance › Re: Lady Cries As Her Husband Gifts Her An SUV On Her Birthday (Video) by luminouz(m): 9:00pm On Dec 18, 2020
Downey:
I need a romance man like this oo
I know you are a man behind this moniker. Your grammar sold you out.
Romance › Re: Lady Cries As Her Husband Gifts Her An SUV On Her Birthday (Video) by luminouz(m): 8:34pm On Dec 18, 2020
Enemyofpeace:
Just because he boughted a second hand manual car for his wife person no go hear word again. The car no even fine sef. Mtcheeeeeew
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Hater mudafvcker!!! grin
Romance › Re: Lady Cries As Her Husband Gifts Her An SUV On Her Birthday (Video) by luminouz(m): 8:34pm On Dec 18, 2020
fati2001:
okay fine sorry
wink
Romance › Re: Lady Cries As Her Husband Gifts Her An SUV On Her Birthday (Video) by luminouz(m): 8:32pm On Dec 18, 2020
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DAFUQ!!! shocked
My supernatural sister...so you can abuse me like this? grin
fati2001:
baby in man form showing himself out..
Romance › Re: Lady Cries As Her Husband Gifts Her An SUV On Her Birthday (Video) by luminouz(m): 8:23pm On Dec 18, 2020
fati2001:
this is real man....












not some of the bitter one's that lament and complain every minute here on nairaland.
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Lol.. And yet you changed ya moniker to male...


Hypocrisy is fati2001 grin
Romance › Re: Cheating 101 What Do I Need To Know? by luminouz(m): 8:01pm On Dec 18, 2020
toyflare:
Another thing I noticed is that she masturbates a lot, I didn't know this until we spent months in the same house.
During this time I observed she can masturbate upto 3 times some days, I did let her know this is a bad habit and killing her sex drive with me.

She will say she will stop it but then I see her doing it again at night while she thinks I'm sleeping. I don't see masturbation as a bad thing but too much of everything is bad and since it's coming in between us the best she can do is to cut it down.
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Oga...this is the root of your problem. Either someone initiated her to it(a man) or she had a lesbian partner in school who made her love it. Masturbation is self servicing and if she can do that and get satisfied, why need your dick?

I dont tolerate masturbation, it kills feelings for real sex and if you dont curb her now, your marriage would be hell on earth.

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