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Crime › Re: Lamu: Chinese Vlogger Dies After Ex-Husband Set Her On Fire During A Livestream by luminouz(m): 1:57pm On Oct 03, 2020
Benesis:
I tell my kid sisters, don't allow anyone whom you are not ready to love, to fall in love with you. Because tjey are some folks out there that wont be able to go on with their life affter that, they will stalk you and your success will hurt them deeply, all their life they will just be planning on how to ruin you

And They will ruin your life and no matter the level of punishment they get, the will still be happy they did it.
Play with a player, but all those quieet guys that are do love deeply and tell u you are their world. If you don't better end it early, because once ssomevof them lose you, they will have nothing to live for, its either they end you or end their life.
U nailed it
Romance › Re: How I Was Molested When I Just 6 By One Anty In Our Yard(true Life Story) by luminouz(m): 11:31am On Oct 03, 2020
Finnese001:
Lol, you wicked oo
grin
Crime › Re: Share Your Armed Robbery Attack Experience by luminouz(m): 11:30am On Oct 03, 2020
SATANNIST:
they came to rob an my landlord daughter was in my room watching bbn last year. na so them enter begin scream, i tell them to calm down and take anything them want. na so them collect my watch, fones and some cash. before we knew it, the ones wey dey outside don release for up because the other neigbour no one comply. soon them change am o, say them wan Bleep the landlord daughter, i beg tire, she wasnt bothered. to my greatest surprise she told me to stop begging. that if all they want is to Bleep, she is down as long as they hurt no one. omo na so arm robbers gbola erect at the sound of that o. these 3 guys came prepared. na so them unleash packets of condoms and begin take turns on this fine bbw girl. to my greatest surprise she was enjoying it and moaning enjoyably. there was one particular guy with the biggest gbola, after everyone took turns and came, she wanted ore of this big gbola, na so she begin stroke am. before u know it, that one don mount am doggie. come see moaning again. that is how it went o. las las the return all they took from us and left. yes after all that , i took my own share and i have been fucking her till i parked out due to constant arm robbery attacks
shocked shocked
Romance › Re: How I Was Molested When I Just 6 By One Anty In Our Yard(true Life Story) by luminouz(m): 11:20am On Oct 03, 2020
Finnese001:
Lol, you're damn smart bro,

The snake part got me laughing out loud

This abuse happens more to cute innocent boys

I can remember one very old hanty telling her friend that her fetish is spoiling little boys, that she love underage boys. This lady I'm talking about is way above 33 years old
Gimme her number...

Since her fetish is ruining young lives, 7 abøkis with 12 inchers should give her doggy and anal at the same time, for three days nonstop undecided
Romance › Re: Lady Says Her Boyfriend Is Stingy For Giving Her N15k To Celebrate Her Birthday by luminouz(m): 9:15am On Oct 03, 2020
Zzor:
rubbish,God really saved those girls,you are a good riddance.Wicked soul
Lol...

grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Lady Says Her Boyfriend Is Stingy For Giving Her N15k To Celebrate Her Birthday by luminouz(m): 1:07am On Oct 03, 2020
lastclaire4:
See people are different . All those things they say about the whites are not always true. I may pay for a date not because I want to do it but I want to make a statementor teach you something. So thay cab those ladies paid is to register them on the footballers mind. Ladies know how to get things.

I have done it before. But not outing, I bought an expensive perfume for someone. A very expensive perfume, something I have never sprayed even in the dream. The person just took it casually, but what followed after that perf eeh. I didnt regret. Although I bought it cos the person said I should buy something when coming back.
You no answer his question na...


He nailed you dead to rights... wink
Crime › Re: $500,000: Man Stabbed Parents 73 Times, Cooked Mum's Head In U.S.(Pics) by luminouz(m): 12:46am On Oct 03, 2020
Nkan nbe


shocked shocked
Computers › Re: Like New Hp Zbook 15 Laptop For Sale With Free Anti Theft Laptop Bag. by luminouz(m): 11:07pm On Oct 02, 2020
southniyikaye:
I need money bad bad bro, am not happy selling it sincerely but duty calls
Haaaaaa...nawa o...how u wan do am now? Try and put the advert in tech section
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated Mr/Mrs " Bring Back All The Things I Bought For You. by luminouz(m): 11:02pm On Oct 02, 2020
tenderheart:
A friend once told me that 98% of all married men cheat on their wives ...

The 2% either bedridden or they are just too broke and ugly....

Its a terrible something lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Ermmmm....


Have you ever returned a gift before though?
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated Mr/Mrs " Bring Back All The Things I Bought For You. by luminouz(m): 11:01pm On Oct 02, 2020
virginprincess:
So you are even married, i really pity your wife.
Lmaoooo...all the women just dey vex...

Calm down na
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated Mr/Mrs " Bring Back All The Things I Bought For You. by luminouz(m): 11:00pm On Oct 02, 2020
peterantai:
His boldness shows the highest level of stupidity .....
Pele o...judge and jury undecided
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated Mr/Mrs " Bring Back All The Things I Bought For You. by luminouz(m): 10:59pm On Oct 02, 2020
Ffolksy:
Yes, thanks. Just getting home actually. Thanks for dropping by.
What's all this 'nice guy' BS na?

Just PM her and be done with it. grin
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated Mr/Mrs " Bring Back All The Things I Bought For You. by luminouz(m): 10:59pm On Oct 02, 2020
Zzor:
hmm that's very bad on her part but just try and treat her right at least for the sake of your child,dont push it too far
Yen yen yen!!

Leave him alone jor. Aproko undecided
Romance › Re: Lady Says Her Boyfriend Is Stingy For Giving Her N15k To Celebrate Her Birthday by luminouz(m): 10:58pm On Oct 02, 2020
Kweensavvy:
I'd say the same thing if na woman leak the screenshots.
Good then.

Logic and balance are keys I use to determine seasoned women.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated Mr/Mrs " Bring Back All The Things I Bought For You. by luminouz(m): 10:55pm On Oct 02, 2020
Madibah:
I can't give o
Without fvcking yet
And lastly na olosho
So let her fucvk and buy phone

iPhone X max no be small phone na
At least I can still sell it 130k now
How much last? Lemme patronise a bro. tongue
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated Mr/Mrs " Bring Back All The Things I Bought For You. by luminouz(m): 10:53pm On Oct 02, 2020
Edyice:
Married

And can't give


I just tire for you
Are you normal?


What's the correlation between marriage and giving? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Fans Gifted Kidd Waya Portrait, Versace Cake, Others As He Arrived Abuja (video) by luminouz(m): 10:50pm On Oct 02, 2020
See leaders of tomorrow ohhhh undecided


We never suffer reach...soon we will be buying air to breathe and maybe,just maybe, we go get sense oh
Travel › Re: My First And Last Trip To Lagos In The 1980s(Photos) by luminouz(m): 10:47pm On Oct 02, 2020
emeijeh:
No mind her.
Very UNNECESSARY shalaye
I shock when I saw her analysis!!!

All that on top pictures and Lagos bar beach? grin
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Buys $1m Lamborghini Aventandor Roadstar (video) by luminouz(m): 10:46pm On Oct 02, 2020
Zchi1052:
Money good.
But wait four hundred and sixty million naira for just a car is uncalled for


It's iberiberism

There are some many hungry people'
To feed and get them a life other than this
Is it your money?

See entitlement oh.

Get your own money and feed a million hungry souls with it na undecided
Computers › Re: Like New Hp Zbook 15 Laptop For Sale With Free Anti Theft Laptop Bag. by luminouz(m): 10:41pm On Oct 02, 2020
southniyikaye:
Available
You are my in-law...so just dash me.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Signs Liya As First Female DMW Artiste (Photo) by luminouz(m): 10:38pm On Oct 02, 2020
See pointed nipples!!!!

What's her name again? I was distracted grin
Pets › Re: Boxes Filled With 5,000 Dead Dogs, Cats, Rabbits Found At Courier Depot In China by luminouz(m): 10:31pm On Oct 02, 2020
shocked sad shocked
Romance › Re: Lady Says Her Boyfriend Is Stingy For Giving Her N15k To Celebrate Her Birthday by luminouz(m): 10:28pm On Oct 02, 2020
Kweensavvy:
I dislike it when people take screenshots of their private conversation with others then distribute it like a press release online or otherwise.

While I do not support the 15k lady (she's probably a mo.ron) I passionately detest the act of gossiping. It speaks very very low of the gossip.
Yawns!!!


Its prolly a fake story but I doubt you'd say this if na woman leak the screenshots.
Romance › Re: Lady Says Her Boyfriend Is Stingy For Giving Her N15k To Celebrate Her Birthday by luminouz(m): 10:27pm On Oct 02, 2020
lefulefu:
Girl 1: Na the right treatment u give her.if to say u still remain for that relationship after dat way she treat u she for no ever respect u cos no self respecting man will remain with a girl if she always rubbish his efforts.
Girl 2 na wife material cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Baba I tell you oh. I no fit condone that behavior I swear. My own self respect no go gree me accept her back. She never marry till now. Guess there are still sensible men around.

Second girl is a fuqin gem. Wetin me and that one get eh, na strong connection. She got married to an Igbo guy las las and she still dey call me, almost every 2 days,even on her honeymoon. I just removed my sim and threw it away. If I didn't, the temptation to see her again might be too strong. I hope she is happy wherever she is now. She be better woman biko.
Travel › Re: My First And Last Trip To Lagos In The 1980s(Photos) by luminouz(m): 10:21pm On Oct 02, 2020
Queenlovely:
my opinion of the pictures are as follows:

1. explorers no be small boy again oh, a man of 36 years now wow.

and this little kid now has his own kid and a wife. and his own wife that he would bang eternally without paying a dime after action.

my own junior brother was a regular patron of these olosho houses from auchi to Kano, to pH all the ASHAWO calls him customer, the night he slept with his wife he brought out his wallet to pay her, then he remembered he is now a married man and can bang whenever without paying again.

2. explorers was not born handsome, sorry to say this your sisters are not too beautiful too, but they are beautiful.

3. explorers is from a middle class family, only few families visited bar beach back then. his mum( peace be upon her) was a Christian and a beautiful woman, my guess is that she is a housewives a trader or a schoolteacher, maybe they went to visit their daddy who was transferred there to work in the civil service.

4. the love of knowledge is within the family, look at the lady with eye glasses, she looks scholarly , she must have given explorers a million home lessons.
explorers is this shy type, he was shy. books was his best friend, he was a weak kid growing up, his mates would beat him.

explorers suck lips Wella
Kuku become a prophetess na...Woli Agba!!! lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Lady Says Her Boyfriend Is Stingy For Giving Her N15k To Celebrate Her Birthday by luminouz(m): 10:07pm On Oct 02, 2020
lefulefu:
any man wey tolorate such na mumu man.so a girl go still dey bash u with the little u give to her and u will still keep on giving?
why not give the money to someone who would appreciate it
Anyway some guys deserve the rough treatment they get from girls
Baba make I give you 2 stories.


Girl 1: Way back I was dating one babe like that wey get rich folks and she is the only child. Spoilt rotten but for some reason, she was good as fuq to me. I noticed as time went on that she likes talking down on broke people and I was just a student then, fuqin broke. I was doing home lessons for some lecturers kids and so was making some money. One December like that, I had like 20k and naso I carried the babe make we go shopping oh. I gave her the money make she keep for purse. Saw an old friend at the mall(Ventura mall in ibadan) and I told her to gimme a few minutes. When I gisted finish(15-20) mins, naso this babe asked me for more money. When i asked about the money I gave her, she said and I quote "I have used it. What's 20k na, GROW UP". Baba my eyes turn red, because her tone was so downright nasty and condescending that I just turned around and left her there at the mall.

She still calls me till date. She beg taya but that was the end of the relationship. Her mama called me taya,dey beg say she knows her kid na spoilt entitled brat but I no care anymore. She even sent back the 20k on behalf of the daughter but I was so done.


Girl 2: she is the only daughter too and them dey ok. I remembered she liked giving me stuff, even without me asking. There was a day I saw a watch I liked at a mall and just bought for her. When I gave her that watch,bro, this geh knelt down to thank me. I was shocked. Na just one 5k watch oh but she was so appreciative I was fuqin embarrassed. Guess what she did a week later, bought me a brand new phone (70k worth). Every little thing I do for this babe was always so appreciated excessively. I forgot my own birthday once( due to hustle) na this geh carry food come meet me for my hustling place.
Na tribalism(Ogun go kee that word) separate us oh. She be Igbo, her uncles no gree make she marry ofe mmanu,even though I look Igbo. I can never forget that babe.


Moral: No one disrespects my sweat and still goes on tasting it.
Romance › Re: Lady Says Her Boyfriend Is Stingy For Giving Her N15k To Celebrate Her Birthday by luminouz(m): 9:02pm On Oct 02, 2020
lefulefu:
that a girl would bash her own guy for giving him something for her birthday no matter how small..nope i no fit believe such.No girl would want to belittle her main guy for any little effort he do to appreciate.If u say na one random admirer or a guy who has been begging and asking her out for years i can believe that one cheesy but say na her main man she bash like that..its hard to believe.If such a story is then true then the guy na complete mumu if im no make a decision.
Dem.dey bro...

I've seen some even though I haven't witnessed it personally.

Na men dey encourage such BS.
Romance › Re: Lady Says Her Boyfriend Is Stingy For Giving Her N15k To Celebrate Her Birthday by luminouz(m): 9:01pm On Oct 02, 2020
Pa3cia:
Before nko, it's his money, he worked for it, so he's free to give me what he can afford, same thing goes to my Dad, I'll manage whatever he gives me, what if he doesn't have at all, will I kill him? No! Life goes on, more reason it's better for everyone to work for their money so you dnt rely on people, it's another thing to support nd another thing to be dependent.
We ladies likes to be dependent to both parents and Boyfriends, they've got their bills to pay too, let them give us at their free will biko.
Cute analysis. Zero entitlement. Me likey

U married or something? wink
Career › Re: Chevron Nigeria To Sack 25% Of Workforce by luminouz(m): 8:34pm On Oct 02, 2020
FarahAideed:
One of the hardest job to lose in Nigeria is Chevron full time , most people that lose get traumatized as nothing ever looks good enough for them
Please share more on this!!
Romance › Re: Lady Says Her Boyfriend Is Stingy For Giving Her N15k To Celebrate Her Birthday by luminouz(m): 8:15pm On Oct 02, 2020
Pa3cia:
You see Boyfriend give you 15k for birthday, you no appreciate, your type are the reason for the insults my gender receives everyday.
Hanti go and work for your money, your boyfriend's own will be a plus.
So in essence, you would appreciate such a gesture from your bf?

Nice one. wink
Romance › Re: Lady Says Her Boyfriend Is Stingy For Giving Her N15k To Celebrate Her Birthday by luminouz(m): 8:09pm On Oct 02, 2020
I wish that geh was my gf



I will teach her undiluted sense grin

BTW...the story is fake
Romance › Re: Woman Breaks Up With Her Boyfriend Because He Cooks Better Than Her by luminouz(m): 8:04pm On Oct 02, 2020
flyca:
Hahaha, I just do well with kitchen patrol. grin

I am also someone who makes effort with healthy eating, so I am particular about food shopping, I read food labels thoroughly, I avoid packaged products, no carbonated drinks, no sugar, good coooking oil, healthy salt, no fruit juices (because they are essentially sugar, color ans flavor) etc. Whwn cooking I manage my frying oil so I do not thermally damage it by over-heating although I (should) avoild frying altogether. My husband will just pick things randomly off the counter if he goes shopping.

So I better do my thing, myself. Luckily for me too, he food is food to him, so he doesn't fuss.
WO hen hao!!! wink
Been a while. Hope u good?

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