₦airaland Forum

Zzor:
you should go on a competition with Eric of bbn

Deborah98:
Lolzzzzz she's not serious, if my boyfriend can cook just like this guy eeh,chai I will be very happy,I love kitchen alot but I need a helping hand ooooh.

Zzor:
I hate men that can Cook,them go get wahala

ForestHill:
It happens, I'm not amazed.

purpinkx:
Something happened today.

I went to the bank to collect ATM card, the line was so effing long.

I managed to reach the 2nd position, then the ladies at the back started sweet-talking the men in front to let them go first because “men are strong, we are tired” yidi yada.

I told one that kept sweet-talking that my spot is for sale N1,000 ...

I heard “for whatttt?”

I swear some of those men wanted to comply

2dice01:
Lmao

I told her i can't help directly or indirectly

Sorry Bro

Skepticus:
It's still a simp move. It's like paying for the gun and bullets of an assassin who was unsuccessful in getting you murdered.

2dice01:
Príck wey no rise from onset


She married for money
The guy na Bullion van

Now her therapist(female) only solution is to find a side-guy

2dice01:
I have older female friend that got married to her husband
During their courtship she knows the guy finds it hard to perform during sex but she still went ahead to marry him

Now she is scouting for a séxmate
She told me 2weeks ago that it has been 4month her husband has touch her


She begs, cry and even involve their pastor yet nothing changes

I told her point black that she was Greedy and i can't help her directly or indirectly


So Bros I will advice you see a Doctor first before you take your decision

Etinosa1234:
Future must have been his lawyer

Mcreloaded:
If that's the case then the governor should be held responsible for the deaths and compensations paid to the family.

Queenlovely:
I wonder whose song they would play at the reception

erriga is not a role model, be the best role model to your child and don't allow any criminal in the disguise of celebrities to corrupt your precious child

can you allow a serial rapist or killer to babysit your kid in your absence?

that is what you should ask your self about erriga

will I allow erriga a self proclaimed cultist and a drug peddler to chaperone my kid in my absence?

white wedding is on the 3rd

NobleAngell:
I wish he didn't say this. Sounds like he said "I didn't boil the yam, I cooked it".

LastProphet:
All lies! 98% of applicants who had paid N10,000 for training never got it. It all goes to SMEDAN, CBN and NIRSAL staff cronies. As of now SMEDAN people even have to link you to special consultants who will help you apply and get it for 10% of your loan. And even the nirsal boss is said to be busy buying cars and houses. Nigeria is a hopeless country and we will all die here

piggyvestashawo:
Buhari is a Disgrace

So you cannot cram common 2 pages of speech

How did you manage to convince over 14 million Nigerians to vote for you?

dukeprince50:
what is this shit?
In ur previous thread, ur boyfriend is a porn addict who tries different styles with u and his name is Alfred from that very chat.

on this thread, ur boyfriend is Stephen and wants to marry ur sister.

monkey, u are wasting Stephens time while trying different styles with Alfred.


I have the feeling u are a guy with wrinkled balls

Lavisha:
Back then, it was N5500.

It's not the money that matters, it's what you'll get from the company.
It's like a training ground where you will "open eyes" to people and technology thereby placing you ahead of your peeps in the overcrowded Labour market.


Now I'm working with Dangote, based on all the knowledge i got during and after school.

Righteousness89:
Did you notice that Since the Churches were opened, Covid-19 Casualties have been on the Decrease! Especially in Lagos

mariahAngel:


This thread funny die, I swear!

But why e be say na for online guys dey sabi flex muscles?
Once one guy create thread to rant about naija girls, na so guys go rush out like tambolo wey gather sugar

TransAtlanticEx:
There are wines for all classes of people,so that excuse of not being able to afford wine can't fly.
It will be bad only if one party doesn't like wine/alcohol.
I find eating on dates very obnoxious and irresponsible.
Nigerians are still very poor people tbh...Food for God's sake,na wa!
Wine,a bottle of water,soda,juice,snack should suffice.
Which one be semo,cowleg and ogbono for date na tori olorun?

lefulefu:
when u have enough foodstuff at home and u can prepare anything u want u will never go to a public place and be showing ur glutonny
like me for my house i have every food ingredients in my cupbaord.every month i make sure i fill up my kitchen cupboard.wen i feel like eating something i prepare it..so why will i now go to a public place and be exhibiting glutonny

Misslilbootay:
°°°
Why are you shocked?

lefulefu:
ozor or whatever was attracted to the girl's booty.the babe get ukwu no be small.It has nothing to do with weda lightskin or darkskin .dats just the plain truth

lefulefu:
na food be the main intention nau ..u think na romance or dating b4?
If u invite a girl for an outing and she brings along 14 of her friends that should tell u what their main intention is

Misslilbootay:
°°°

I'm also a bit introverted....especially when I'm around strangers

neonly:
Naso I meet one girl for PH she come dey tell me different type of story abt her family before u know it dis girl don finish 2 pack of 5Alive and two plate of chicken pepper on a first date oooo naso I just keep my Rod inside my trouser straight because dis one glutton
I cant come and carry some else wahala for my head

Diariess:
As a typical ondo girl, I make sure I stuff myself well with pounded yam and egusi soup before going on a date so that I can form that I'm not hungry

lefulefu:
there is hunger in the land
food is expensive
most nigerians cant even eat one square meal a day not to mention 3
so give the babes a break wen dem demand u to feed them on a date
if food was plentiful in naija i dont think girls will be hassling for food on a date

Nuttella:
Ozo will never learn, still following her sheepishly. I heard and have noticed that men with lightskinned mothers are always attracted to light skinned girls.

chatinent:
I also believe you.