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Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, Please Avoid Stingy Guys. by luminouz(m): 12:40am On Jul 17, 2020
Filmdirect:
Female speaking:
Please spend your money on your parents, they struggled for you. Help them out. Other than that, you are only obligated to spend on your wife and children.

You can be generous with a girlfriend but that’s within reason; dinner, movie, an event here and there. You don’t have to spend a lot of money to have a good time. She also should be generous on you.

You should not be responsible for her rent, school fees, business idea, hair and clothes etc. Your relationship is not transactional, she is not your wife.

A good woman shows ambition, just like a good man does. Instead of being broke or stretched by a girlfriend, use your money to invest and build a side business for yourself.

But some men are paying for everything to assuage their ego and because they need a trophy girlfriend to feel accomplished or lauded by friends.
You said it all!!

Brownjay said some truths too,just in a hardcore, gangster way. grin
Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, Please Avoid Stingy Guys. by luminouz(m): 10:48pm On Jul 16, 2020
Zoie:
Take it from me, if you marry a stingy guy. Your children will suffer.
Are you married?


Are your children suffering now?
Romance › Re: Which Is The Easiest Phase Of Life To Have Sex? University, Streets Or NYSC by luminouz(m): 6:08pm On Jul 16, 2020
francesco01:
I swear, na true ooo
How you take know say na she?
Romance › Re: . by luminouz(m): 5:12pm On Jul 16, 2020
lammylam:
Its not easy to be ugly grin Its not easy to be ugly
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Health › Re: COVID-19: Zindzi Mandela Dies At 59 by luminouz(m): 5:11pm On Jul 16, 2020
QVicky10:
Who drank your zobo? grin grin
tongue
Romance › Re: Which Is The Easiest Phase Of Life To Have Sex? University, Streets Or NYSC by luminouz(m): 5:11pm On Jul 16, 2020
francesco01:
Rozz like you nau 😂.
Yinmu
Romance › Re: Which Is The Easiest Phase Of Life To Have Sex? University, Streets Or NYSC by luminouz(m): 5:10pm On Jul 16, 2020
francesco01:
lols. she be girl oh. I don see her for real life before, but she no know. the time wey I go visit my uncle wey dey go Christ embassy. na inside church I see her self. I dey tell you.
Lol..be serious naaaaaa grin
Health › Re: COVID-19: Zindzi Mandela Dies At 59 by luminouz(m): 10:48am On Jul 16, 2020
Onyi22:
I never knew this virus is real
ARE YOU FUVKING JOKING?


WHERE DAFUQ U BEEN LIVING SINCE? MARS? undecided undecided undecided

Health › Re: COVID-19: Zindzi Mandela Dies At 59 by luminouz(m): 10:47am On Jul 16, 2020
martineverest:
covid 19 Is really hitting south Africa hard.....half of African cases' come from south Africa.they record the 4th highest daily cases in the world,about 12k new cases daily and about 300k cases in total
Don't sweat that shiit...I'm sure Nigeria has twice that but due to poor testing protocols, many dont even know how sick they are. Most treated theirs as malaria.
Health › Re: COVID-19: Zindzi Mandela Dies At 59 by luminouz(m): 10:45am On Jul 16, 2020
Iceyjayz:
This fool, you are acting like a saint that you ain't, fvcking lowlife xenophobic rat, just leave our forum and get a life.
Wait bro...who do you like this?

You have been in a sour mood since this week began...fighting that lander babe and this guy again...and others too.. shocked

Who drank your zobo? wink
Romance › Re: Which Is The Easiest Phase Of Life To Have Sex? University, Streets Or NYSC by luminouz(m): 10:00am On Jul 16, 2020
francesco01:
you dey try well. what of your girl Rozz?
She be my girl? shocked shocked

I'm not even sure she is a girl... cheesy
Romance › Re: Which Is The Easiest Phase Of Life To Have Sex? University, Streets Or NYSC by luminouz(m): 9:50am On Jul 16, 2020
francesco01:
Luminouz. oko ashewo
wink grin tongue
Romance › Re: When Asking Her Out, Let Her Go If She Asks You This Question by luminouz(m): 9:48am On Jul 16, 2020
blinkz4real:
"Can u take care of me" is not always what ur small mind is telling u she is thinking. She could mean can u be my support system, can I really share my thots n feelings 2 u n u won't tk me 4granted or tk advantage of me, can I confide in u, can u be a person who can advise her on d right path 2 success. How abt that?

Don't always think its ur money she is after bros, have respect 4 women pls n if others do it don't assume all of dem re like that.

Moreover u re the man are u not suppose 2 take care of ur woman? Anyway sha its for matured n responsible men 2 undstnd but pls try 2 reason things positively n u ll c women respect n adore u.
Read what you wrote up there yourself...does it make sense to even youhuh undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Which Is The Easiest Phase Of Life To Have Sex? University, Streets Or NYSC by luminouz(m): 12:37am On Jul 16, 2020
francesco01:
lol....... I just dey laugh. I no even know you self. nawa ooo. you be cultist abi wetin self? because I no understand why you dey monitor my movement for Ibadan. for your information I no even dey base for Ibadan self. na porthacourt I dey stay. come meet for transamadi. make I see you.
wink tongue tongue
Romance › Re: Which Is The Easiest Phase Of Life To Have Sex? University, Streets Or NYSC by luminouz(m): 8:38pm On Jul 15, 2020
Rozz:
stop lieing I never insulted you and you can go to technology section for that.You are too troublesome
Stop lying
Romance › Re: Which Is The Easiest Phase Of Life To Have Sex? University, Streets Or NYSC by luminouz(m): 8:35pm On Jul 15, 2020
francesco01:
Johnwick64. yeah, you're right though, but I was thinking not to trade my self respect and prestige for any girl. I like to be respected a lot. and you know nowadays na small small girls plenty for school, most of them are under 23 years of age, them too mature like that, for my own liking though.
Nawa o...

Even you wey dey post advert looking for girls to freely fuq dey claim maturity for this thread!!


Are you normal at all?

I don show ur pic to some of my UI buddies and them dey trace you small small...

I need to see you with my eyes and fuq you up. undecided undecided undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Feminists At War With Adeboye Over Birthday Message To Wife by luminouz(m): 4:38pm On Jul 15, 2020
ukaface:
His wife is the submissive wife spoken about in the Bible.
grin grin grin

Submission some times can be termed ' slavery'


Don't mention me.

Moreover the Bible itself glorify masculine gender,the women ought to keep quiet,be at the back,onlookers and obey instructions from the head (male) .
No wonder, in this present world if a woman tends to do otherwise she gets insulted because she's taking the place of a man.
Mama Adeboye is a description of what the Bible preaches. grin grin
What is this one saying bayi?
Romance › Re: Why You Are Still Single by luminouz(m): 4:35pm On Jul 15, 2020
jawalis:
Your popsy
Lol. .


He disowned you tey tey naaaa...

Goan find ur real father
Romance › Re: Why You Are Still Single by luminouz(m): 4:19pm On Jul 15, 2020
jawalis:
Huh. You’ll not kill me with your funny skits.
Hmmmmm, there’re lots of handsome guys here in Lagos though only if you aren’t among the “money over everything “ crew. Before I forget. I’m handsome too.
Who dash you handsome? undecided
Travel › Re: Tolulope Arotile Was Mistakenly Killed By Her Ex Schoolmate - NAF by luminouz(m): 4:00pm On Jul 15, 2020
This damage control is embarrassing...


She was murdered.
Romance › Re: Man Shames His Girlfriend That Has A Burnt Ass,recorded Her While She Was Asleep by luminouz(m): 3:59pm On Jul 15, 2020
Rozz:
God will punish him for this,nonsense.Im ashamed on behalf of the lady
Why will God punish him? undecided
Romance › Re: Man Shames His Girlfriend That Has A Burnt Ass,recorded Her While She Was Asleep by luminouz(m): 3:58pm On Jul 15, 2020
Michelle55:
This is harsh and uncalled for though, you could have simply talked to her about it rather than sharing it with the whole world.
Meanwhile the guy is also dirty if he actually slept with her knowing she has rashes on her bum. Two dirty people undecided

Na when you fvck finish,you sabi say the babe get rashes for yarnsh.. When you dey lash am, you dey blind.. Mumu man
I just tire for all this our kiss and tell niggas
Naso e pain u reach? grin cheesy
Celebrities › Re: OC Ukeje Celebrates His 39th Birthday Today by luminouz(m): 12:04pm On Jul 15, 2020
Ugwuoke347:
Local mugu
with foreign package.
Get lost at once!
E pain am grin grin grin

Ekuke.
Romance › Re: Feminists At War With Adeboye Over Birthday Message To Wife by luminouz(m): 10:51am On Jul 15, 2020
Perogbangba:
Inasmuch as I can do all those things Adeboye listed above to my own husband, I still find his birthday message uncalled for because he tried to make it more of himself than the wife's. He would have praised the wife for all the good things she has done in his life and simply write how much he loved her than writing about his power over her.
But you dont have a husband,so shüt it...

Till you do,stay away from these kinda topics
Celebrities › Re: OC Ukeje Celebrates His 39th Birthday Today by luminouz(m): 10:17am On Jul 15, 2020
Ugwuoke347:
He is still a mere boy at 39.
Real men don't let their wives
dangle their naked breasts in public.
He looks rather ridiculous, almost like a
page boy, sitting beside his partially
nude soft-porn-star wife.

A law should be passed criminalizing visual sexual harassment of men by ladies
who dress to disturb the sanity of men
by making them imagine
bedroom things without their consent.
Hater undecided undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Which Is The Easiest Phase Of Life To Have Sex? University, Streets Or NYSC by luminouz(m): 9:16am On Jul 15, 2020
NihiIist:
This one dey comment like woman lol. Very mumu something. How old are you? Pls grow up.
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Romance › Re: Which Is The Easiest Phase Of Life To Have Sex? University, Streets Or NYSC by luminouz(m): 8:55am On Jul 15, 2020
NihiIist:
Forget , bone.

A higher institution offers more. Most girls don't have boyfriends or lovers. The ones that have aren't that serious with them because university love na most time just for fun, it doesn't lead anywhere except in a few cases. By the time everyone graduate, everybody go disperse like ants and move on with their separate lives. School love ends in school and that's why most uni girls are willing to explore and chop as much dick as possible because they "really ain't in a serious relationship". The ones that are in one have their boyfriends in far away states. Abeg, if you no fck for uni/poly or whatever, you no fit fck for this life again o.

As for the NYSC you are talking about, how many you wan fvck for camp and in your PPA? Throughout your one year stay, you might not have bleeped more than 5 girls (asides the locals if you have taste for them). In a university setting, you can even fck as much as 30 within that same one year. In NYSC too most girls are reserved, they form alot, they claim they have bf etc and many of them tend to be more mature and slow to having sex because they've seen it all during uni days. In a uni, the girls are naive, inexperienced and eager to explore. In NYSC, the zeal and morale isnt there any longer because they've "seen it all". So to me my order goes thus

University/poly/ college of edu etc

Streets/NYSC (Streetz depending on your location tho )

Cc tabasco23 flokii edyice freedomchild fr3do drsnives fwzolamide1 doctore212 generalpula chuky7 coldie
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Events › Re: Gatecrashing: Share Your Experiences by luminouz(m): 7:54pm On Jul 14, 2020
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Romance › Re: Saw A Pic Of My Gf In Sleeping Cloths In A Posh Hotel Room by luminouz(m): 7:47pm On Jul 14, 2020
CODEIN:
How am I to know that analogy is too complicated for your pea brain to decipher ?

You can’t call me darling cos i aint no gay you faggoty magot

See you in hell for the sequel
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