₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
Bad belle

Ishilove:
This is serious. No keke, no bikes, and very limited BRT buses. Very flawed transport system in Lagos and a very incompetent government at the helm of affairs.

God what a mess.

Forgive me my sins and In my next life Father please don't make me a Nigerian.

Elslim:
Nigerian government doomed us all...

XhosaNostra:
Some people have the uncanny ability of picking up everything about a person, including their insecurities etc. Maybe you've not met such a person
Anyway, people better know who they're dealing with before they take things there lol.

XhosaNostra:
Lol, but it shows she hit the nerve 1st, if at the mere mention of the size of your manhood, you go all psychological warfare on her. When someone does something like that, I immediately switch off emotionally & go for the jugular. We all have those soft spots now

XhosaNostra:
Hahaha, oh Luminouz, but you have to look something like Idris Elba, to get away with a statement like that. That's a cry for war. Forget sex, we'll be up all night saying mean things to each other

Rhymer2020:
chaii! as you fine, huge reach na dis small prick you com get?? was Soo embarrassed that it took me up to a month to get over it.



fear Calabar girls, the love horse type of prick

NextD18:
Nigerians are so quick to hang on any available rubbish just to cover and give themselves false and hopeless hope even when it's expected to reason logically.

Your erected preeeq went flaccid and all you could blame and think of is the waist beed she was putting on.

Maybe if it eventually happens again with another lady, you'll blame the earring she's putting on.

Young man! Don't be archaic and superstitious with your reasoning. Kindly go meet a medical personnel to check your sexual potency or you try another lady to know what if it will repeat again! If it doesn't, then know that what happened, happened for a reason beyond your understanding.

Make Una dey get sense!

michealdeco:
I no fit take dah medicine even if I catch coronavirus

Dah thing dey evil
The last time I took it I scratched my body for 3 days like a mad man while crying like a new born baby

Karatum:
That is awesome. They should even collect less. There re a million ways they steal and recoup in millions

Mishael42019:
it will never be well with you for insulting our lord Jesus. May your end comes before this year ends.

LearnITsmash:
I can guarantee you that Nigeria currently has over 100 infected people that the government haven't been recorded and they still leaving all these useless shrines called churches open until we start dying by the thousands

gypsey:
thanks, then again this time is the winter time alot of people have flu. only we are not sure what kinda flu, if it's the ussual winter flu or Covid19.

ityP:
Yeah. It is truly o. We're very unhygienic here tbh. Even sugarcane sellers use their bare hands to get sugarcane from their bunch. And many people just chew immediately after

gypsey:
I have no choice, i was born in the UK. I think i might have been infected while on the BA flight or in Nigeria.

Nairalandmonika:
It's a normal thing in the here

TwoBottles:
Nigeria is vast bro, even as at yesterday; an Akara seller was using her bare hands to count and package Akara for her customers. You should also know that people have different sources of water.

Nairalandmonika:
You obviously have never been to northern Nigeria, they use their hands to sell akara, buns, suya and everything sellable. Imagine my friend bought rice from a lady, he told her to remove one meat from the rice, she use her bare hands to remove the meat and threw it back inside the stew.
You have not idea how dirty and unhygienic north west are.

ityP:
Wow. This is strange. Akara sellers don't use hands to count akara where you stay? Every akara seller here in Jos use their bare hands o. I really didn't see it as unhygienic until now. Wow. Na only God dey protect person o

gypsey:
but she didn't say she was diagnosed with covid19.


I have had the same sickness, when i came back from Nigeria on a BA flight in February, i even spoke to a Chinese man at Asaba Airport, we sat next to each other he even borrowed my pen to write his name at the Airpeace counter.


Immideately i came back to the UK i had exactly the same illness. didn't go to my doctor though i still have flu but i am fine.

TwoBottles:
Thanks for sharing. I will like to advise Nigerians in my own little way;


1. Don't shake hands with anybody.

2. Boil your drinking water and allow it to cool before drinking.

3. Eat at least half of a bitter kola everyday.

4. Be careful when buying things from the roadside. E.g. a woman selling Akara will use the same hand she uses to collect money, to count and package your Akara. Same goes for Mai Suya etc.

5. Don't eat without washing your hands.

Pls, I love you all.