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Fashion › Re: "Why I Feel Sympathy For Ladies Who Bleach" by luminouz(m): 6:51pm On Jan 05, 2019
funmisticqueen:
Sad but true. Colorist men like you are why they bleach.
Don't worry sweetie...ur colour is just fine for me.... tongue
Fashion › Re: "Why I Feel Sympathy For Ladies Who Bleach" by luminouz(m): 6:50pm On Jan 05, 2019
lefulefu:
not true..not all guys go crazy for lightskin babes.i know what i am crazy about cheesy
Change that 'I' to 'we'..... wink
Who colour helphuh
Let her be purple or blue skinned...with big ass and I'm GAME!!! tongue
Fashion › Re: "Why I Feel Sympathy For Ladies Who Bleach" by luminouz(m): 6:48pm On Jan 05, 2019
Valerie47:
They can say what they want, I'm dripping hot chocolate.
Ur chocolate pix or ahdonfvckingbelieveit! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Ubi Franklin Shares Photos With His Son, Jayden by luminouz(m): 6:41pm On Jan 05, 2019
Fausty22:
You're son is so cute and fresh. Money is good
Do u have some for me??
Romance › Re: Are There Girls That Genuinely Don't Like Sex? by luminouz(m): 5:57pm On Jan 05, 2019
funmisticqueen:
Lagos
We should work.something out then!
Literature › Re: ALIEN - GALAXY AT WAR!!! by luminouz(op): 5:57pm On Jan 05, 2019
Ghostgambler:
Yeah im not a sub but I think I like a sexually aggressive female, it just seems like most in Nigeria have been trained to see sex as something filthy, and it affects them in marriage.
We share similar thoughts.. I'm Alpha..but I like her to explore her sexuality to the fullest with me. It makes sex more lively..ion do starfish girls(who lie down like dead meats)
On the 2nd part,na bobo...they love sex but dem no wan make u call them olosho later..get a free minded babe and see wonders cheesy
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by luminouz(m): 12:57pm On Jan 05, 2019
odeguaomon:
Dinner goal.
Hey U!!!
If you no coman make this soup for me I go vex o...I wan enjoy home cooking small
Ahn Ahn!! See soup naaaaaaa undecided
Romance › Re: Are There Girls That Genuinely Don't Like Sex? by luminouz(m): 12:26pm On Jan 05, 2019
funmisticqueen:
the recent edition of this textbook is not available in soft copy yet. besides, soft copy damages vision over time. Nothing like the smell of expensive paper under bright light as you study for exams. How is your day going.
Lol...I guess!!!
My day is getting better...how bout u??
So how'd I get the hard copy biko? Hope ur not so far from me?
I reside in Ibadan!
Romance › Re: Are There Girls That Genuinely Don't Like Sex? by luminouz(m): 10:31am On Jan 05, 2019
funmisticqueen:
while I won't refute your claim, if you couldn't find it in google, maybe I should lend you my O&G textbook, its quite heavy so you can pay to have it delivered. It is right there. The price of knowledge can never be too high. But google doesn't have all the answers sweeetie
Lol...don't u have soft copyhuh grin
I like learning!!!!
Sweetie!!!
Celebrities › Re: Zlatan Ibile Kisses Seyi Awonuga His Girlfriend (Photos) by luminouz(m): 9:35am On Jan 05, 2019
Onyi22:
How can I get any male Celebrity because am tired of all these Broke ass niggas....
Make ur own money!!

Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Shoot Of A Man And His Plus-Sized Fiancee, See Nigerians Reaction by luminouz(m): 9:33am On Jan 05, 2019
Barbieperry:
don't make me laf
Send me a PM and watch me send u into paroxysms of giggles!!!
Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Shoot Of A Man And His Plus-Sized Fiancee, See Nigerians Reaction by luminouz(m): 9:29am On Jan 05, 2019
Barbieperry:
u nid help
Lol...I actually need u!!!
Yinmu undecided
Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Shoot Of A Man And His Plus-Sized Fiancee, See Nigerians Reaction by luminouz(m): 9:25am On Jan 05, 2019
Barbieperry:
She is beautiful
Quit lying!!! undecided
Literature › Re: ALIEN - GALAXY AT WAR!!! by luminouz(op): 9:21am On Jan 05, 2019
Ghostgambler:
I think I need sm1 like Mrsthang's
Then u best be a beta male!! grin
Romance › Re: Are There Girls That Genuinely Don't Like Sex? by luminouz(m): 9:17am On Jan 05, 2019
stuffs4me:
Women and their hypocritical reasoning..

She hates premarital sex but loves and enjoys premarital money. She also enjoys premarital gifts from the guy and does not feel guilty when the guy showers her with gifts, love and attention.
I like ur analysis... grin
She should hate those too!
Romance › Re: Are There Girls That Genuinely Don't Like Sex? by luminouz(m): 9:13am On Jan 05, 2019
funmisticqueen:
I am serious HPV is such a small virus it passes thru thru the holes f a condom, Causing genital warts while some strain later cause cervical cancer in a woman. Look it up
I know my shiit!..
No article says it passes through the condom! It passes through small cuts and abrasions in the genital area...and not all strains causes cervical cancer... HPVs 6 n 11 cause warts while 16 n 18 cause cervical cancer...U LOOK THESE UP!!!
Romance › Re: Are There Girls That Genuinely Don't Like Sex? by luminouz(m): 9:41pm On Jan 04, 2019
funmisticqueen:
Is it this same girl that gave him warts?.HPV passes thru condom and causes cervical cancer in women o. She shouldn't have slept with johnholmes
Which HPV passes through condomhuh undecided
Its just that other genital areas not covered by condom could also be infected...
Romance › Re: Are There Girls That Genuinely Don't Like Sex? by luminouz(m): 1:57am On Jan 04, 2019
Johnholmes...Johnholmes..Johnholmes...I hadda mention you in a dead thread... To get your attention!

I read of your memoirs dealing with warts and I must say you really impressed me with the quick fire responses you gave to exterminating it.
I'm just curious, how did you know the girl u slept with gave u warts?? Were there spots on her vjay or laps or anus? Cuz I read even by touching moist infected surfaces you could still have been infected! Or hand(from you) to genital(fingering her and touching ur dick or anus later without washing off) contact!!
Thanks bro!
Romance › Re: Man Breaks Up With Girlfriend Of Three Years Cause He Has Never Seen Her Angry by luminouz(m): 1:30pm On Jan 03, 2019
Dammylois:
LMAO, honestly I never did.... But if I ask for money and he says he doesn't have and I give him that 'I don't believe it' look he'll show me his account balance
Lol....OK.
Hope u give him stuffs toohuh Not stingyhuh
Romance › Re: Man Breaks Up With Girlfriend Of Three Years Cause He Has Never Seen Her Angry by luminouz(m): 9:19am On Jan 03, 2019
BiGVEEN58:
Lol.
But how will I date someone for 2years and she has never gotten angry for once.

I thought I was the only one thinking this way until i saw this post.
Must she get angryhuh
Some girls are naturally cool headed.....
Don't use NL to evaluate ur relationship biko..
Romance › Re: Man Breaks Up With Girlfriend Of Three Years Cause He Has Never Seen Her Angry by luminouz(m): 8:49am On Jan 03, 2019
BiGVEEN58:
Same here.. my girlfriend will never see this breakup coming
N u won't see the kitchen knife coming....ON UR HEAD!!!
Romance › Re: Man Breaks Up With Girlfriend Of Three Years Cause He Has Never Seen Her Angry by luminouz(m): 8:48am On Jan 03, 2019
Katier00:
advert? You know nothing my friend. Focus on improving yourself this new year. Thanks
Still doing the adverrrrt!!!!!
Focus on mechionu-ing ur mouth this year!
N who dafuq made u my friend?? Not me!! undecided
Romance › Re: Man Breaks Up With Girlfriend Of Three Years Cause He Has Never Seen Her Angry by luminouz(m): 8:39am On Jan 03, 2019
Dammylois:
Someone can't be cool in peace again...... My own ex said I never loved him cos I wasn't checking his phone and all that annoying stuff sad
Jekagboran jor
But u checked his account balance always,didn't uhuh
Romance › Re: Man Breaks Up With Girlfriend Of Three Years Cause He Has Never Seen Her Angry by luminouz(m): 8:38am On Jan 03, 2019
Katier00:
May be her limits has not been stretch. I don't get angry easily but pretending is far from it
Who asked u for the advert?? undecided

Romance › Re: Help! My Boyfriend Is Not Man Enough. by luminouz(m): 8:35am On Jan 03, 2019
khiaa:
Nooooooo! Don't click it. grin grin
cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: "My Wife Earns N405k While I Earn Only 40k Monthly" Nigerian Man Laments by luminouz(m): 10:09pm On Jan 02, 2019
Evercurious:
I ll advise you take your eyes off her salary for now and work on your own job search to get a better salary
Can u read what u posted up there and how mumuish it sounds??
Why most naija girls no dey get sense sef?
Romance › Re: Help! My Boyfriend Is Not Man Enough. by luminouz(m): 9:16pm On Jan 02, 2019
If I click the link,make I lose my diickk!!! undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Calls Out Lady In Front Of Congregation Over Her Unusual Hairstyle.Photos by luminouz(m): 6:42pm On Jan 02, 2019
Sellfish:
Hmmmm sad


Please buy my Hp envy M6 with 2gig dedicated graphics for 80k..i need money urgently please....please click link below for details

https://www.nairaland.com/4926051/hp-envy-m6-quick-sale
Jesus!!!
U again!!!!
Every thread is littered with this ur lappie advert!!
Give it a rest,will you?? lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: End Of The Year! Nairalanders Share Their Best Photo Of The Year by luminouz(m): 5:04pm On Jan 02, 2019
Rosebloom:
My eyes
Lol..ok
Romance › Re: End Of The Year! Nairalanders Share Their Best Photo Of The Year by luminouz(m): 2:46pm On Jan 02, 2019
Rosebloom:
Hmmm... whoever he is, he is cute.
Who careshuh undecided
Romance › Re: End Of The Year! Nairalanders Share Their Best Photo Of The Year by luminouz(m): 2:27pm On Jan 02, 2019
dingbang:
no wonder grin
That's not him bro
That's pcguru!!!
Romance › Re: End Of The Year! Nairalanders Share Their Best Photo Of The Year by luminouz(m): 2:14pm On Jan 02, 2019
Rosebloom:
Cutie
That's not him undecided
That's pcguru!!!

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