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Moneystopnonsen:
Married against my mother's wish. She never liked my wife when she was babe then in school, simply because she says I give her attention too much more than i give to her.

Fast forward to after 8years of dating her, mum complained about how can i be stuck with one girl when guys where frolicking about.

After Nysc i started planning marriage, mum actually arranged her friends daughter for me, she was hot, but me i overlooked her because I was hell bent on been opposite of what my father was.

3 years ago i married my wife, mum only came for the traditional. She gave me plenty condition for my white and i was like why will my own mum want to sabotage my life simply bcoz of jealosy. Because of her I didn't do white wedding. I went to the registry and married my wife.

Today I have 2 kids and my wife is my back bone, mum still detest her and is pretending, I have made it clear to her you can't love me, love the kids she gave you and dislike her.

Recently she went as far as smearing my wife's image To my younger brothers who are not in Nigeria, I wonder what she wants to gain. So am paying her back with no access to me at all. Until she retraces her step.

If u notice I didn't talk about my dad, he is alive, his an old arse hole for university of Ibadan females both students and hostel female staff, he can gift u a car just to lay u.

Mum is just a control freak. She has lived her marital life yet wants to live another through me, but kole work ooo

Lol...
I KNOW UR DAD...VERY WELL IN FACT!!!

lefulefu:
screw ur eyes and look d pics closely..lol

Yinmu!!

lefulefu:
ohhhh now i don see am
boobs
plenty plenty boobs
cc Randy91
boobs paradise

Its not showing anything jor!!!
He wasted my time!!!

Margy:
See this one oo!. Lol
Come i want to give you small sense, I know that your head is empty

Lol...now resorting to insults cuz u empty up there

Las las..u go dey alright!!!

ferhyntorlah:
Easier said than done. If he tries that, he will lose EVERYTHING HE HAS EVER WORKED FOR. Amazon's board of directors will VOTE HIM OUT and he will go to prison for trying to undermine the law. This is America and not lawless Nigeria.

I guess he didn't learn from Trump. Same thing that happened to Trump with his first wife Ivana is what's happening to Jeff Bezos.

The guilty party here is Mr Jeff Bezos. This is infidelity, pure and simple. American society doesn't tolerate infidelity in marriage - Tiger Woods comes to mind.

Whether he likes it or not, he will part with 50% of his asset because the state they both reside - Washington state practices Communal Property Law.

The main reason he released the divorce statement on Twitter was because he couldn't control the situation. Releasing it ahead was a form of damage control.

Ehyaaaaaa!!!!
Pele mai dear......

Margy:
Yeye dey worry you!
In the game of cheating, men are to blame!
Mumu, did you see any of her reply??

Bless your mom! As for you, receive sense

Lol...she needs to reply before u know she fvcked him?
Please,biko,Sonu..just answer me this below!!!!


WHERE IS YOUR SENSE?

Margy:
Na only one man go do this?

I want to smell you"
I want to hold you"
I want to kiss you"

Woooooowwww!.. on top tv host!
After 25years married to his wife!

Men, men men!
The same everywhere! *Tufiakwa* !

I guess ur blind and deaf to the woman who cheated on her husband abi Or Bezos forced her

Women..women...women....
Same everywhere.... *I won't say what u said...my mom is an angel*

sparog:
Lolz

I don hear you

My own is that she's sha beautiful

Lmaoo..na joke i dey oo
She is fine sha..

sparog:
Bros, take am easy ooh

Abi u sef see wetin I dey see


No lie ooh, she's attractive right?

She is taken,by me!!!

IbrahimDamola:
No no no, I will never let my wife do this to me. It is very effeminate and emasculating. It's like letting a lady lick your anus. Tua!

Shatap... Weak meat!!!

lefulefu:
weird

What's weird about it??
So long she has a big ass,she can carry me anytime

sparog:
Beautiful



I remember reading D.O. Fagunwa's books when my family newly relocated to the west, it was so interesting and captivating even though I couldn't grasp all the Yoruba words and adages in it.


I'll love to visit that forest one day


Good work @Op and I must confess you look very beautiful

Leave her face alone, focus on her story jor

Paxie55:
Rubbish in that context was referring to your post not you.
I don't have strength this morning.
Take care, our amiable alpha male.

Same here...ur text not u!!!
Take care our little Cinderella

Paxie55:
Why the insult now?
Why can't you guys comment without insult?


Says alot about you.

Insulted you?? I don't do that here!!
I said...'Unless' ..and 'If'... Conditional words....

The fact that u started ur text with 'rubbish' while claiming that I insulted u with a conditional statement...says everything about you...u can't take what u give out,can u??

Paxie55:
Rubbish
If you like be an alpha from here till tomorrow, if you don't have money, oyo is your case.

Lemme be ur bf for 3 months....u will sing a new song..
Unless ur one of the brain dead,materialistic types with no present worth and no future ambition!!!
If u think all women worship money like u,ur so fvcking wrong!!!!

PrinceBBlack:
That is why i said its a regret. I only felt its was an easier way to ease out people's pains

I feel u bro!!!
This is a lesson life has taught u...
Please,ur mom and sisters are ur priorities...never some gf who adds no value to u...

The day I knew most women can't be satisfied was when a girl I was lashing(serious sweat soaked fvcking) received a call from her bf and she shouted on him to give her some space cuz she is in church...and the mumu sent an alert of 50k to her account number 7 mins later...

I took all the 50k!!

PrinceBBlack:
Well for me, i had a girl who i met in 2016. She is currently in her final year and i work with Nigerian Breweries in Enugu. I give this babe a monthly allowance of 50k while she doesnt even get 10k from being that her parents are in the village and he uncle gives her schoolfees.
First, i realized that i loved her so much with my heart that i forgot to use my head. I had a car accident in 2017. i was in the hospital for four months and then relocated to Ibadan where i was till september in 2018 where i was recouperating getting ready for a final surgery. I got her an Iphone X in that same september. In october, i told her that i was no longer getting salary that i wont be able to keep up with the 50k allowance but i could still manage 25k. Do u believe this girl said she cant come to Ibadan cos its far to visit and that i reduced the allowance i give her that what is 25k going to do for her. She finally said if i cant carry out my duty as a bf, that i should let her be. Well it was easy for me... i could part with the money but i personally sent someone to collect the Iphone X i bought for her and told her that the phone isnt my problem but she is an ungrateful piece of a person. Broke up with her and the phone is still in my wardrobe with full accessories since its not up to 1month i bought it waiting for the next person. I didnt love with my head but loved with my heart. If u dont take care of them, na war, if u do, na still wahala.

My bro,i have never given any gf any monthly allowance since I was born and unless she is my wife,no girl will collect that shiit from me...its a relationship,not a job opportunity.. The sooner men realise u overinflate women's egos when u do these 'allowance' thingies,the better...Don't u see Women are either wired for love or for materialistic gains....u deceive ursef when u think women equate the two...she either truly loves u or she is in it for the money.....
What dafuq is that rubbish statement...'taking care of me as my bf' when she couldn't visit u in Ibadan after Ur accident... What if you died She wouldn't ever give a damn.....Like a poster said above,learn to control ur woman.....be in charge, women are like lionesses...they respect strength,will and power....the moment u show weakness(being too nice,stop taking charge, being predictable,less mysterious,dull) they take over and take you for granted. If only men understood women like I do,the world would be way easier for us to live in.... No matter how pretty she is, a Lich Queen (leech mama) can never get my attention... U need to have something to offer as a woman(intellectually, hardworking, insightful, diligent and so on) before I even look at you... We are supposed to be MEN not he-goats controlled by sex and pheromones....

Until Men start acting like they are men,women will continue to use reverse psychology, click-bait technique and emotional blackmail to make men sissies....I watched a lion documentary of what happened to an old lion who couldn't control his pride...I could literally see the disgust on the faces of d lionesses,they booed him off,shooed him off, chase him round like a little bitch and force him to eat last over a meal...it was the most pathetic thing I have ever seen...they literally killed him themselves (allowing a new male to enter the pride and chase the oldie away,he died the next day from his battle wounds). It taught me a monumental lesson ...no matter what they say,women respect an Alpha,a male in control,it drives them insane and keeps them in check...u lose ur will,u lose their respect...so learn to say No to her demands,keep her guessing,be mysterious,being too nice to women(even the ones who love u truly) translates to weakness.....u were made by evolution to lead,be in control, take charge... Not begging her to 'manage' 25k as if she be Angel Gabriel when she hasn't even given u a kobo since u knew her....or buying her IphoneX cuz she asked for it(of cuz she might have used the line ' a bf must cater for his gf') as if u be her fada. I see some stuffs men do and i wonder whether I'm alone around here with some senses left...u already made her feel like the MAN in the relationship,so she took charge!!

Conclusion:

So,never ever ever ever kowtow or sissify ursef cuz of a woman...be an Alpha.. Be in charge..and watch while they beat themselves up to gain ur attention(money or no money)

#Luminouznuggets#

drakura:
Yea, each time i go to urinate everywhere will be messed up , I didn't bother until my room mate then in School started complaining that its becoming embarrassing.

Damn!!!
U are really lucky!!!

drakura:
Yea,my liver was first treated by the doctor before he started treating the Hepatiatis , according to him the anti biotics will finish my liver if it was not tackled first and put under Control.
Then my Urine use to look like a Coca-cola drink, we thought it was Malaria Typhoid until the day i lost consciousness in the night without my people knowing until morning i was still breathing and that was when they rushed me to Hospital.. Like You said i was just lucky.Know a lot of people this thing have killed

Ur urine looked like coca cola
Like very dark??

Zico5:
May God help u not to die on top of Yoruba issue

Na Yoruba she go marry las las

tossie101:
Congrats to them and happy married life.

I can bet anything the man is not Yoruba man.
Yorubas don't marry for love but for sex or something that will benefit them.
That's why u See their young men marrying white grannies for visa or money

Lmaooooooo!!!
This is new year babe...u never stop??
Las las...na Yoruba man u go marry....might even be me sef

lefulefu:
haha u jus carry d biggest size.dumininu01,luminouz,CaptainMitch,dingbang come an take ur share oo.

U carry eye go market bro
Na number 3 fit me abeg....
Na my bestest size!!!
Ukwu is BAE!!!

My own is this:

The truth always COMES when a man CUMS!!!

I don't ever sleep with who I don't like,so no need to run away from her,unless she messes up!!

MariaLavina:
Elucidate...

He subtly told u ur age o

lefulefu:
na wao all these costmetics many oo

If you see what many women go through all in the name of beauty and skin toning,u go shock!!!
I never talk of body baths and botox treatments o...or whitening pills and injection so they look fresh and young....


Women too like wahala biko

Paxie55:
Yeah sure.


I believe in whatever makes one happy though, so long you are not bridging

MariaLavina:
She hardly goes out in the sun too but she no dey hustle sha, more of office work sha.
But seriously you can buy oo, it's not craze. it's taking care of the body. If you see my sis ehn, she frosh die. No spot no blemish. Be like her

Office work no be hustle my sister..na just jostling inside AC!!
Buy what?? Face cream,body cream,hand cream,toners,exfoliators,leg cream,shower gels, concentrated lotions to mix with other concentrated lotions,sunscreen(I used once and threw away, smells irritated my balls) Don't get me started on soaps....morning soap,night soap,shower gel soap, soapy faom gels.....n what of exfoliants Or stuffs for hair

A week of all these routines and I'm dead,as in DEADDDDDDD!

Ur sister is a woman,she get time....hope she likes dark men sha!!! Most light skin girls seem to!

Paxie55:
Lol.

That's the thing.
The fair guys should make themselves dark.

Lmaooo....if only I could!!!
They will always be dark girls around for those who want them.. So no biggie

Yewandequeen:
got you comman beat me.

Take not the comment serious just teasing you.

I got u back!!!
I know u dey tease!!!

Now u got my attention...I will do the right thing!

Yewandequeen:
No idea on the subject.

Lol...this yewande sef nawa for you o....
Ur too wary jare...WO bo shey ni body ashey Iwo ko ni liver....iberubojo e po jooooor
All this light skin,dark skin argument bores the fuq outta me...let everyone be cool in their own skins and if ur not,then change it...life is too short to be miserable on something so ephemeral as skin colour..I mean what if u have vitiligo and skin changes occur..will u kill ursef?? Nope

Yewandequeen:
be shooting shots upandan u hear? I knee therr is something fishy about you

Lol...ur wrong again!!! See?? Stereotyping ain't good....if u see my comments on this post..I have been teasing and yanking girls legs upandan...its what I do a lot..harmless clowning!!!
If I need a woman, I send a PM...cuz that's the matured thing to do..not kowtowing or forming nice guy... Cuz guys like that end up in friendzone PLC.

So can't a guy indulge in harmless clowning without being tagged a Playboy?? Nawa for u o