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Romance › Re: My Chat With A Jobless Nigerian Woman. Pics* by luminouz(m): 1:41am On Mar 19, 2024
derico:
I'm not trained to split bill.

Man up!

You're the one asking for a meet...it's your forking bill to pay.

Who's teaching y'all this shit...Blue pill Red pill shiiii
Alpha beta kappa

You do not ask a lady to split bill.
Never do that.

...even if you're dating an acclaimed feminist.
Pick the m*fking bill.
Shût dafuq UP!!!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 9:42pm On Mar 18, 2024
DigitB:
May not always be sinister, but it's always selfish
Ain't we all?🤣🤣🤣
Family › Re: Brother Gifts Her A Car On Her Wedding Day: Sparks Mixed Reactions Online by luminouz(m): 9:41pm On Mar 18, 2024
EreluRoz:
I wish you know what happens in my real life kos you won't be saying this.

Have you tasted my meals before to call me lame cook? Thundafayayou
Yen yen yen...real.life kee you dia

Ogunfayayourblokos
Family › Re: Brother Gifts Her A Car On Her Wedding Day: Sparks Mixed Reactions Online by luminouz(m): 5:55pm On Mar 18, 2024
EreluRoz:
Hmm salivating already with what all these my brothers will gift me on my own day, I'm definitely getting a 🏠. Cars won't move me, I'll inform them before hand 😆. I love gifts no matter how small, just get me gifts, it mustn't be expensive. Package a popcorn 🍿 and gift me and I'll scream in excitement
Mtchewwww.... Who wan marry this one ...
Continue dreaming ..lameass cook
Romance › Re: Man Refuses To Donate Kidney To Ill Girlfriend After Finding Out She’s Cheating by luminouz(m): 5:53pm On Mar 18, 2024
Holluwhakemmy:
Olori nla fake story ni it didn't happen
How you take know, big mouth!
Romance › Re: Man Refuses To Donate Kidney To Ill Girlfriend After Finding Out She’s Cheating by luminouz(m): 5:16pm On Mar 18, 2024
Holluwhakemmy:
Fake story as usual
Everything is fake to you na...

Olori peiebe
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 10:02pm On Mar 15, 2024
Ballzproblemm:
i have checked google news and not a single article on this your story not even from TMZ
That's why he said unconfirmed.

I saw two articles,one on YouTube and the other a post on X from one Nigerian dude about the issue. So I'm guessing it's not true. I also added that caveat in my post also.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 4:20pm On Mar 15, 2024
olamoses75:
Learn or Perish
Lol....
This is how you know that women are never logical. See that one talk of mental health as if she knows what she is saying!!!🙄🙄🙄
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 4:19pm On Mar 15, 2024
Vicboy1:
U are a st*pid foooool to say this
I have said this time without number
Am not tranquility2345
Instead of you to grasp the truth ,you are waiting to see when I will beg
Let ogun kee you there
K
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 4:19pm On Mar 15, 2024
Vicboy1:
Na u wey poverty go bastardize idiot
See wetin u de wish for another person
Am not even brokeshaming you
I de try tell you say a girl can cheat on you with anybody whether rich or poor
And perhaps if you no get money try work on yourself financially cos a lot of girls now are so money minded
K
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 10:26am On Mar 15, 2024
Oshokhai69:
Please stop spreading fake news to console yourself. You must be a very lonely and unattractive guy with low self esteem that always wishes the worst for men that have all that you can only dream. Better go and work on your self esteem issues.
K
Romance › Re: Baby Seen 'thinking' Few Moments After He Was Born In Nigeria by luminouz(m): 10:23am On Mar 15, 2024
Dude be like

First picture : 'how I go take return quick oh.. make I go queue again for heaven abeg'


Second picture: ' Shey na like this I go dey dey for here? See people around me looking fûcked up'


😊😊😊😊😊
Celebrities › Re: I Am Not Married To Judy Austin, We Are skitmakers - Yul Edochie Tells Court by luminouz(m): 9:07am On Mar 15, 2024
LadyRosa:
Oh! Please shut up! grin
You talk too much too, I'm only having a conversation with a fellow woman like me. grin
Nah ...you talk too much. Goan cook or something. Parrot Rosa!!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 9:06am On Mar 15, 2024
Vicboy1:
Some guys for here too de post crap
Just see wetin reading too much PUA de cause
Tueh!!!!
Let me catch begging for money on any section here....you go suffer.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 9:05am On Mar 15, 2024
Vicboy1:
Mumu Continue using this statement to console yourself
A woman can cheat on you with anybody whether rich or poor
A woman can agree to Bleep you but may not agree to date you
A woman can agree to date you but never stay loyal to you
Be like say poverty has bastardized your existence sotey money is the only thing in your brain. I hope you don't use your family members for ritual with this sick obsession of yours.

You don't belong here... Why not go somewhere nice and quiet and stick your opinions where the sun doesn't shine?
Celebrities › Re: I Am Not Married To Judy Austin, We Are skitmakers - Yul Edochie Tells Court by luminouz(m): 11:34pm On Mar 14, 2024
LadyRosa:
Same way mine dey with my dad.
But your sisters don turn extra wives for the poor oldie. cheesy
I keep telling you you talk too much. It's a bad sign. You also insult the ENPs on here. They will do something bad to you oh .. I don talk my own
Celebrities › Re: Rema Buys A 2019 G63 G-wagon And A 2020 Lamborghini Urus At The Same Time by luminouz(m): 8:14pm On Mar 14, 2024
blowjohn:
Good. Have a nice day and may God bless ur hustle. Amen
K
Celebrities › Re: I Am Not Married To Judy Austin, We Are skitmakers - Yul Edochie Tells Court by luminouz(m): 8:13pm On Mar 14, 2024
LadyRosa:
I no go dey unfortunate like your mama ooo cheesy
She still dey with my dad na!!!! 😊😊😊.

Continue with the mouth and yours will chase you away. Insha Allah
Celebrities › Re: Rema Buys A 2019 G63 G-wagon And A 2020 Lamborghini Urus At The Same Time by luminouz(m): 4:46pm On Mar 14, 2024
blowjohn:
Be like this rema cars dey itch u. Seems u know someone that knows someone that knows some.......... That knows him.

Bottom of the food chain nigger.

Anyway. Hustle o.
But no use ur money go buy anyhow thing like rema
K
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Ladies Above 35 Years Should Propose To Men – Rev Father Oluoma by luminouz(m): 4:38pm On Mar 14, 2024
jeromestarks:
Once you see a single lady above 25, you have seen a frustrated individual. A woman single at 30 is a psychiatric patient.
A woman single at 35 is a dead man walking.
A woman single at 40 is a detriment to the society. She has the tendency to kill, kidnap, rape, steal, assassinate, gamble, swindle etc. Avoid such women at all cost. In fact, avoid any single lady above 30.


If you a peaceful lasting happy home that you can return to after work, fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman of 18/23 and marry.
Avoid my advice and regret the way many married men are currently regretting their marriage.
Damn, you hit so hard bruh!!!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 4:30pm On Mar 14, 2024
Skepticus:
If you checked the dude or dudes who fathered the babies of Roger Federer's wife, it is highly likely that they are not as famous, successful and influential like Roger Federer. Probably regular dudes or societal bums.

But, then:


"Make more money and women will stay loyal to you" - Association of Nigerian Mugus/Simps
I'm still hoping it's not true. That will crush him.

Oh the 'Make money and women will stay loyal to you' Crew will learn, the very hard way
Celebrities › Re: Rema Buys A 2019 G63 G-wagon And A 2020 Lamborghini Urus At The Same Time by luminouz(m): 4:28pm On Mar 14, 2024
blowjohn:
Better take my advice.

U even see the receipt of the cars?
Jesus ...will you just quit already? You are becoming irritating at this point.
Celebrities › Re: I Am Not Married To Judy Austin, We Are skitmakers - Yul Edochie Tells Court by luminouz(m): 4:28pm On Mar 14, 2024
LadyRosa:
Yet I still dey husband house.
Where your sisters dey? cheesy For their papa house. tongue
Lol...he go soon pursue you na.... Who wants a parrot for a wife?
Romance › Re: Why Do Guy Think They Can Bang The Living Daylight Out Of A Lady by luminouz(m): 11:27am On Mar 14, 2024
EreluRoz:
Wait ooo is it abnormal for a lady to like sex or you see it as abnormal for me (an adult) to talk about sex?

Who doesn't know on nairaland that you are a chronic womanizer?

Few years back I didn't know how to cook anything but not anymore, so the joke is on you
You are not only talking about it, you are a FREAK!!!

Me womanizer? Will you gbenulo? Small girl!!!

The joke is on you cuz I'm sure your food tastes like shiit!!!
Romance › Re: Why Do Guy Think They Can Bang The Living Daylight Out Of A Lady by luminouz(m): 10:56am On Mar 14, 2024
SenecaTheYonger:
You can bang the living daylight out of a girl. E get as prick go strech girl pussy continuously, the hole will never return back to normal.
May I never meet such a woman, Amen. Wetin my 2inches go do for that kain hole na? grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Guy Think They Can Bang The Living Daylight Out Of A Lady by luminouz(m): 10:54am On Mar 14, 2024
EreluRoz:
mtcheww
Naso you like sex?

And you always follow me around like a mumu on redpill thread saying I like women!

And stop saying you can cook...it's annoying because you can't cook shiit!!!
Romance › Re: Why Do Guy Think They Can Bang The Living Daylight Out Of A Lady by luminouz(m): 10:48am On Mar 14, 2024
EreluRoz:
He's actually right, don't be deceived.

Just very few men can actually truly satisfy a healthy woman sexually but women are made to pretend about these things. I'm only talking here because it's a faceless forum, outside here me sef will behave like I hate sex.
See your life!!!!

So you are like this!!!

Shioooorrrrr!!!
Celebrities › Re: Rema Buys A 2019 G63 G-wagon And A 2020 Lamborghini Urus At The Same Time by luminouz(m): 10:41am On Mar 14, 2024
blowjohn:
So I get point before ba.

Shey u see?

U never answer me who u don't help this year
You never get...go rest biko
Celebrities › Re: I Am Not Married To Judy Austin, We Are skitmakers - Yul Edochie Tells Court by luminouz(m): 8:47am On Mar 14, 2024
LadyRosa:
Hehehe grin grin

Now, I'm not happily married cheesy cheesy

I see food chop belly-up that's why I dey ya case. I be house wife to man wey be 'Great Provider' so, I no dey suffer like your unmarried sisters.

I too get your time tongue
Nawa oh...shey na like this you go use words kill the poor man? Cho Cho Cho like ojuelegba chicken.

Shioooorrrrr!!!

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