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Lol...we told them but they said redpill is bullshit


We warned them but they said our mouths are smelling

We advised them but they say we are broke boys


Now, their eyes are seeing shege and we are watching

No pity for any simp.... That's my 2024 motto

Elohorp:
Why are you so bitter

Why won't I be, when you refuse to marry me? 😡😡

EreluRoz:
Very stupid man. Bride price has been returned,why can't he simply move on?

Very stupid obsessed man, I even blame the lady for having anything to do with a man like Isreal

Marry a Benin man at your own peril, they are very aggressive and highly toxic and don't always stay in marriage, they always elope with another woman while abandoning their first wife.

Marriage counselor yet you no get any man of your own.

Shiooorrrr

Vicboy1:
You are a fool

K

Vicboy1:
Na mumu u be
I no de brokeshame anybody,I just de tell una de truth, women no send you
I have said this before and I will still say it again
Using game tactics to fetch women is pure trash becos it doesn't work
If a girl is not so obsessed with you, just move on with your life, the only game that will fetch a girl not interested in you is money or fame

Shut dafuq up and geddifok outta here!! 😡

Screaming money money every time like a broken CD is annoying.

Vicboy1:
Person go de talk how to get women through emotional roller-coaster without including money and funny thing be say some mumu idiot here will believe him
Na nature I blame for not giving una brain to think

You AGAIN!!!!

How can you be broke and be brokeshaming someone else? Shame no dey catch you?

Your own is always screaming and yelling about money and I wonder if you are allergic to it or something. If you don't like what we do here, Kindly fûck OFF!!!

Vicboy1:
If you like no go hustle and cash out
De there de talk about emotional roller-coasters you read from crappy PUA's
U think emotional roller-coaster methods or other stupid games without money will fetch you women in this current economy wey hardship de on peak

How.many times will I tell you to shût dafuq UP?

Find somewhere else to doodle!

Simpleton oshi

I love how the babe waya am sharpaly.

A simp and his money are always separated by redpilled women.


20k in this economy and this is what he got as payback.🤣🤣🤣🤣

dkidd:
Lol.. Simp jam alpha woman

Him: Yelling nonsense and powerless vibrating
Her: relax and takes bag from his shaking hands.
Her: Who asked u to tattoo my name on ur back? No one asked u to tattoo my name on ur back. Now u look stupid with my name tatted on ur back
Him: Huhh?
Her:Come inside
You're not leaving and he's not leaving either

Damnnnnn... Real hardcore bitchh just the type I like to bend and beat the pussy to submission

That's what simps deserve!!! No mercy!!!

He still hasn't learnt too. More premium tears loading!!

oz4real83:
there was no conjecture in my comment, all the things i said are in public space, we always got to know these info in the frequent fights between the second wife and the adopted daughter, they left nothing out.

Dude...nothing you talked of is enough to kill a grown ass man like Ibru. He died of complications related to his operation, not due to the fights in his household or heartbreak. Honor his legacy and move on.

oz4real83:
when you are surrounded by a loving partner or family, even in the midst of pain, you will have hope. Mr Ibu was surrounded by parasites in human forms, that kind of situation will give a dying man no hope or fighting chance. He will see no reason to live, he will see death as a better alternative to living a loveless life. Olu Jacobs is in a situation as delicate as that of Mr Ibu, but his wife joke silver showed him what a good and loving wife she is and that has been the reason olu Jacobs is still alive today

I disagree. You don't know his mental state prior to his death. All you said are based on conjectures. Olu Jacobs didn't have prostate cancer or had his legs cut off. There could be complications after the surgery or something. My take is still the same: You assumed too much and made it seem like he caught prostate cancer from women.

oz4real83:
One good woman in your life is better than a whole community of bad women surrounding you all because they want something from you like they did Mr Ibu. The man died broken hearted, his first wife ran away with his properties, his second wife was even demanding for iPhone 15 even when her husband was dying. Your mention of me isn't reasonable at all.

It's very reasonable. Nothing about what you said here killed him. He had a disease. That was what killed him. He wasn't caught sleeping with different girls before he died, so why try to make him feel as if the women in his life gave him prostate cancer.

Make una dey calm down abeg o

oz4real83:
I believe Mr Ibu would have made exactly your statement when the going was good, but look at how he ended . The women sucked him up and dry like leeches even on his deathbed

This is very bad of you. Someone had a disease and you think women caused it? Why talk like this biko?
That's not cool at all

silverkings:
You're a lunatic

Shut dafuq up!!!

silverkings:
Blacks in every continent causing one problem or the other. What is wrong with a blackman

Tyranny, despots, electoral violence and power tussle etc we are number one in the whole world.... Nawaooo

You are a mãd man!!!

EreluRoz:
Go for deliverance, look for any branch of our church Christ embassy around you and get delivered so that you can be free.

I speak fire into that body wherever you are and I command every negative spirit out in the mighty name of Jesus. Out out out out out in the mighty name of Jesus.

Bla bla bla bla...

Hairy armpits wîtch!!!

EreluRoz:
I talk am you be wizard , no wonder you can't stand the holy spirit in me hence your deep hatred for this child of grace.

On your flying prowess, it means you have this power to resist being harmed , it means you can overcome supernatural problems. You have an edge over any evil thrown at you

I don't give a shit about you and your fake ass interpretations.

Now go make me some dinner, wìtch!!!

I don't know much about dreams but that flying thing is my shiit.

I fly most times inside my dream. Sometimes I can control it and fly to where I want but at times, it gets really hard to control it and I fly towards another place that I don't even know. Sometimes, it gets really difficult to fly more than a few places while I could fly easily and for longer period at other times.

I have supernatural instincts all my life but I never bothered to know what my flying prowess means.

Fattprince23:
Just reminiscing on old times. By this time last year I was already escalating this pretty girl. She was showing so much greenlight I didn't need to toast her( I did and almost ruin everything just that she likes me too much to let that happen). She made me feel loved, the story long. Is it the day I was thinking about how broke I was(cashless policy era) that she was asking me why, I use the opportunity to throw her a shit test that I've gone to see baba and he as asked me to go look for womb and he will make me rich. After she was convinced that I am serious she said she will do it for me as long as nothing will happen to me or her. My peace of mind. I missed her so much.

WTF did I just read?

Scholace:
you be mumu

K

Franzinni:
Let the man cook.... He is a red piller in the making, for now he is going through the motion but eventually he will be knowledgeable to the true nature of a woman... Everything with a woman is transactional!!

Men love because they understand love deeply but women love superficially they love depending on how you make them feel.

40 marry 20 that's a recipe for disaster... I am in my 40s and I am planning to get a smallie in her early 20s so that I can take her youth and remain young looking...while she ages like bonga fish... as I have come to realize that it is an age old secret. OP tell your friend to start looking for a replacement sharply... There is no woman who is worthy of any mans peace...everything wet sweet for her body nah him dey the body of all women so change her like a used condom.

A man in his early 40's won't automatically become a redpiller after the kind of shit show he has endured as a simp. I can say he is too far gone to be saved.

It's delicious when you read the travails of a simp.

EreluRoz:
There's this very nice married senior colleague of mine who is having a very messy marital life, my other colleague hinted me about it and I actually got close to him and eventually gets him to pour out his heart to me.

According to him, he got married at early 40s to his very young wife as at then who was 19years. Infact he said his mother-in-law never approved of their marriage but his wife insisted and with the support of the father-in-law they got married. However after their first child, he enrolled the wife in a university to further her studies as she married him as a secondary school dropout. That was the beginning of his chaos, that was the beginning of seefinish according to him, that was the beginning of nightmares in his home.

It started by getting reports from people who knows him(he's rich and popular in his home town) about his wife's wayward lifestyle with lecturers and administrative staff, so many nasty reports and how she throws herself at some of these people which many people never believed she was married. Eventually she graduated and came back home, he never confronted her because he really loved her, so he let everything slide. She got pregnant for their second child and when she was due for delivery she had an accident that almost claimed her life, fortunately she was saved and her baby survived as well but unfortunately she won't be able to have more children. She started complaining about everything and how this man has reduced her beauty and even reporting him to his friend about everything happening in their home. The friend always advise him to send her away but he couldn't do it for the sake of his children.

So she advanced by telling this man that they should no longer welcome visitors in their home, family members are not welcomed as well and if you want to see him, he will give you a location to meet him but definitely not his house. This man became a shadow of himself that he refused family interference as well.

He told me she dresses provocatively and goes out and comes back at will. Then he decided to hack her WhatsApp and what he saw was a mess that he couldn't ever imagine in his life. This woman sends her nude and indulge in sex videos with different kind of men, some are way younger than her and all other sorts of dirty activities.

Having discovered all these things about his wife, he still has not summoned the courage to chase her out, she even goes to her room and lock herself to do nude videos to send to different men but he's still saying whenever he wants to chase her away he thinks about his kids and won't be able to do so.

The recent one she's doing is planning to relocate abroad to meet one of her lovers and she's already processing visa and even threatening the man that soon she'll leave him to go enjoy her life. As it stands now, they are just living together and don't talk to each other or even cook for him. She threatened the man that she'll kill him if he dares stand against her plans and he has gone to the police station to make report concerning this.

He asked me what I think he should do and I told him it's quite a pathetic story that will need the advise of an experienced person, I actually played smart on him because I was told he doesn't take advise and that he has been advised severally to end the marriage with her but he always have no courage doing that. This man has developed blood pressure due to all he's facing from his wife.

What grip could this woman be having on him?

What is the best way out for him and if the wife's relocation eventually fails, should this man continue to live with this woman?

He obviously need help but unfortunately he has chased his family away and stopped friends from getting close, how would you help this kind of man who unfortunately found himself in this deep mess?

You are not married, an evening newspaper, still living with your parents and you are coming online to gossip about your neighbor?

You no get sense

UyaiIncomparabl:
I do not.

I get detached after even. Different strokes for different folks, I assume.

Lie don finish you for this world!!!

Jeez!!! You can so lieeeee!

BabbanBura:
Hahahaha, I get babe in this right now, she offended me and won't apologise, so I stopped every communication and for 2months we no relate, then all of a sudden she chatted me up trying to turn table say I cut her off for no reason, saying I no love am. I just laughed and told ask her if she is the one that loves me to have stayed away for two months. She started apologising and saying she loves and misses me bulabulabu. I told her she only proved she doesn't really love me and it's fine, I am cool with that. She now refer me as Bro and I call her sister - i am okay with it this way cos I know how much I dey spend in that relationship and what really do I get from it apart from kpekus whenever I wanted it or whenever e hungry am? And this babe like f.ck like rabbit, jeeeessss!

You wey dey fûck am no like am abi?
Mtchewwww

Karlifate:
You are only punishing yourself when you want to be in a relationship with a woman more than she wants to be in a relationship with you.

Women are focused on love, relationships, family & other mushy mushy feelings...

...while Men are focused on their mission and purpose in life.


So, if you’re more in love, you’ll start to repel her 💯

Delicious pills!!!!

EreluRoz:
Yes you read right. I'm an adult and can talk about sex.

Nyamaaaa...

Shioooorrrrr

EreluRoz:
Mtcheww, a man that loves you will never let you do any stressful work. He will pamper you silly and get sad when you are undergoing any kind of stress. The only place he should be merciless is the bedroom and not causing harm to yourself in the name of washing his clothes.

Lmaooo...it's seems EreluRoz is on ovulation. Did I read 'merciless in the bedroom'?

God is wonderful oh

TrustNone:
There's this my guy, we're so close and we share everything in common like eating together, going out to hustle together, gist and relate.
He's rich as he sells lands (real estate) and makes huge profits from it but he's uneducated and can neither read nor write, I usually help him and compose text messages for him and also chats for him on his Facebook account as he can't speak English correctly.

So there's this school I'm currently working, in the evenings when I go to workplace to drop my laptop (as home isn't safe due to recent robbery attacks in our neighborhood) he'll usually accompany me.

Recently he followed me and we strolled together, there's this corper working in our school, she came out and met me, we exchange pleasantries and gisted.

My friend said he likes her that I should help him talk to her, I obliged then smartly did the job but the lady seemed uninterested as he was not properly dressed and blowing wrong grammars with a very local accent.
But after the girl realized how rich he is and the assets he has she finally gave in.

So recently the Operating System in my laptop got expired, didn't have present money to fix and update it, gigs were coming in but no money to repair the laptop. I asked my guy to lend me 5k when I receive salary I'll pay back but he told me he doesn't have but he'll try and help, he requested for my account and gave him, he lied to me he sent it to the POS girl in my area that she'll give me, but till date I couldn't see any alert.
I approached the girl and she told me he's lying he didn't give her any money. He later told me he was lying but there's no money as he's broke. I moved on. Mind you the girl accepted him and they're both dating.

Yesterday I saw the girl with a new Redmi Note 12, I complimented her phone and congratulated her, she then told me it's my friend that got it for her yesterday and also told the her to move out of the school's premises (she was living in the school compound as accomodation was provided for corpers). The guy then rented a new self contain apartment (250k yearly) for her and she moved out and is staying in the new apartment.
The girl told me how he has stocked her house with foodstuffs and giving her upkeep weekly.
Funny enough the girl has a smartphone she was using and never requested for phone from him, he just willingly bought the phone for the girl. Price of the phone was around 140k.

I was sad and grieved how this guy could be so heartless to his fellow guy and close friend but extravagantly kind and so simpishly foolish to girls.
The girl sef couldn't even show gratitude for connecting her to a foolish maga.

On my way back from Church in the evening yesterday, I saw them together at an eatery with sumptuous meals on their table, the girl called me and I just waved at them and passed.
The guy doesn't call me again nor come around my place again as he used to.

I just learnt that if you're educated avoid walking or keeping company with uneducated people and those that aren't exposed, their mentality is annoying.

The problem is not education, you mudafucker!!! The problem is that your friend is a terrible human being. Some men are so pussified that they will betray anyone for a slice of pussy.

I'm happy though, that the corper is gonna break his heart to pieces. He rented a house, gave weekly allowance, bought phone...for a corper? 🤣🤣🤣🤣. He willSUFFER. Just wait. He will come back to you soon.

N.B: I understand your frustration but it's his money. Learn never to feel entitled to another man's money. Make yours and do as you want with it

Darlingme:
There's a lady cleaner in my office, who recently lost his eldest brother. They live in the same city, where she has no meaningful job, no accomodations, but his big brother is a multi millionaire. Who can fix her up in a jiffy, but according to the story, he wouldn't because they're step siblings and past record from her mom towards his mom, wouldn't let him help any of his step siblings.
My questions are:
Why is there too much hatred among step siblings?
Isn't your father the root cause of your hurt?
Why do you easily forgive your father, but can't do the same to his children?
Why do we inherit enemies from our parents and don't want to let go?
Why do men still choose to have children from different women knowing that their children might not love each other and might even give him much trauma in old age due to bitterness and hatred for each other?
Is it same in other part of the world?
What is your general opinion on a polygamous family?

You already lost the argument after the ' your father is the root cause' part. Instead of logic, you used emotions and that's boring.

Did you read the part of 'what his mom did to her mom'? So, how is that the man's fault? Because he married two wives? Or that the wives failed to be close pals? In your lame attempt to shift-blame men for polygamy, you failed to realize that even blood siblings don't help one another and many step siblings are actually closer than your think.

How hard is it for you ladies to reason logically for God's sake?

incogni2o:
And How many Einstein, Newton, Tesla and Davinci do we have.

What is the probability that Geiniuses are only Born Male.

The only First class in the Course I studied was a Female and first time was in my set. Do you know about people in the list below?

On Married men who sleep around, that's an argument for another day.

Back to the point I'm trying to make, Only a weak Man will not marry but rather choose to sleep around, Even if you have muscles like Hulkogan or Intelligence like Einstein.

You still dey argue this your mumu mentality? You dey insult Einstein and people who actively contributed to society. How many contributions the married women in Naija don make to globalization. Marriage only favours women...and you are one, reason why you wan die on top this matter!!!

DaytonaAries:
This just proves my point. Mentioning wotowoto because I have a conflicting opinion to yours or because I called you ignorant or you lack intellect which is no way an insult.


Going through the quotes between you and another member of this ame issue who gave a response similar to mine. You had the same reaction. I can see you would be a person give your wife wotowoto if she so much as argues with you.


This is the reason why you and most people with this mindset need to be educated.

Kindly go and rest. Parrot!!!

MrBrownJay1:
why you keep quoting me?

Lemme naaaa...