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Business › Re: Folorunsho Alakija And Her Husband, Modupe Separate After 30 Years Of Marriage by luminouz(m): 5:45pm On Mar 11, 2024
ComeToJesus:
🤓🤓🤓 Bro, don't go there, tried to wake him up but when the woman rubs his head a little, he discloses all my advice to her.
Haaaaa😳.

I think your bro needs prayers biko...that's premium efo riro in action
Business › Re: Folorunsho Alakija And Her Husband, Modupe Separate After 30 Years Of Marriage by luminouz(m): 4:55pm On Mar 11, 2024
Anashe:
You again? It's giving obsessed at this point. Wasn't even talking to you but you managed to insert yourself in a conversation that wasn't your business. Are you not insane? And you're broke shaming someone you don't know instead of engaging in a sensible conversation or just minding your business? But for the record, child, I pay more in income and business taxes than you'll ever earn in your miserable existence.
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Romance › Re: What's The Benefit Of Marriage To A Man by luminouz(m): 2:54am On Mar 11, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
the same as the benefits of being in a r/ship but marriage adds a few more benefits like:
A) she now carries your name and so would your children "legally"
B) you guys now have entered a contract to be together til death do you part....so she cant "legally" just get up and leave with your kids
C) if something happens to you, she will be the one to make decisions for you (aka turn off the life support machine etc)
D) she will "legally" be the one in charge of your affairs if/when you are incapacitated
E) if wifey has a job then she will to contribute with you for the family wellbeing (2 salaries are better than one)
F) you can get tax refunds/deductions for being married
G) she will be your next of kin so family wouldnt have to fight over your property
What a load of horseshiiit
Business › Re: Folorunsho Alakija And Her Husband, Modupe Separate After 30 Years Of Marriage by luminouz(m):
ComeToJesus:
My cousin who enjoyed utmost loyalty from his wife decided to bring her abroad where he stays.

The lady got a job, earned exactly the same figure with hubby and turned to Jezebel overnight.

Stayed with them briefly and discovered that she doesn't cook nor serve the husband food. Husband comes back, gets into the kitchen , fixes something to eat and calls her to come eat.

The lady is practically the boss while my bro is the servant. Still astonished.
Your bro will soon do two things:

1. He either kills her and kill himself because of frustration

2. He gets thrown out and/or dies of a heart attack

N.B: The question for me is, WHAT DAFUQ ARE YOU DOING TO SAVE YOUR MUDAFUCKING BROTHER? OR YOU WILL WAIT TILL HE IS DEAD TILL YOU DO SHIIT?
Business › Re: Folorunsho Alakija And Her Husband, Modupe Separate After 30 Years Of Marriage by luminouz(m): 2:38am On Mar 11, 2024
Anashe:
"According to a reliable source close to THE WILL" is what you're banking on as a fact to run with? Then a man can throw his wife out even in the middle of the night abi? You people can continue to weep, we're wiser now. That woman is in her 70s and with health challenges as you rightly read but you chose to focus on an irrelevant point to fuel your misogynistic agenda. Cry more please! Some of you men parade yourselves as superior first class citizens. We're coming for everything that some of you men thought we'd never have. I have used "some" because there are still sane men in the world
Be like say e pain you sha.

Get money first before bragging, brókeass woman
Business › Re: Folorunsho Alakija And Her Husband, Modupe Separate After 30 Years Of Marriage by luminouz(m): 9:46pm On Mar 10, 2024
Mindlog:
It seems you skipped your antipsychotics but calm down! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Werey doctor!!!


You dey see mad people everywhere
Business › Re: Folorunsho Alakija And Her Husband, Modupe Separate After 30 Years Of Marriage by luminouz(m): 7:18pm On Mar 10, 2024
Mindlog:
Your wife is not your daughter......"control and discipline l" is out of it, better look for a dummy to marry.
Shut dafuq UP!!!

😊😊😊😊
Business › Re: Folorunsho Alakija And Her Husband, Modupe Separate After 30 Years Of Marriage by luminouz(m): 7:15pm On Mar 10, 2024
I talk am

Na only women be the creatures wey go get money and lose frame.

They think they don't need men or kids AGAIN
Education › Re: Course Rep Accused Of Stealing Phone At Lead City University (Photo) by luminouz(m): 1:53am On Mar 10, 2024
haphizz57:
Around Jan 2020 i employed one young lady like dat. She's Hannah by name, Ebira by tribe. Young & very beautiful. Within 3wks dis lady ran away with my huge amount of thousands. Up till dis moment i avnt set my eyes on her. Dis is someone i use my own personal money to pay for her jamb & still later run me street. Shes so pretty sincerely speaking and got much respect. Ever since i no dey believe in all dis fine gurls. Most are just pretty asshole
Talk true....you toasted her...na why she get boldness to rob you. Why you no report to police?
Sports › Re: Joshua Gets Second-Round KO Win Over Ngannou (Video) by luminouz(m): 7:11am On Mar 09, 2024
Now you will see the Oloriburuku people that wanted him to fail come here to pretend to be happy for him. People who never wanna see anything good in anyone because their own lives are fûcked up.

People like that abound everywhere in this country. They laugh falsely with you to your face but one misstep and they are the ones to troll and demean you. Shiooorrrr!!!

Now everyone will wanna be part of his success but when he failed, they laughed loudest.

This is why I have always believed in ME, MYSELF AND I. Whether good times or bad times, I treat people the way I have always treated them: with quiet dignity
Romance › Re: She Took My Number And Now Claims To Be In A "Serious Relationship" by luminouz(m): 11:00am On Mar 08, 2024
DorianD:
There's this pretty lady I have been crushing on. We are both students of a Nursing college, although she's my junior (first year). Shes got the Mercedes Bends, a likeable personality, and seemed like someone I would really want something serious with for the long haul.

Just about the day I planned on getting her number to let her know my intentions, to my greatest shock she asked for mine, and questioned why I wasn't in school the previous day. This thicked all the boxes for me and felt like "the green light" was on, for a lady who wasn't in my cohort to notice my absence from school. Note that we have been acquaintances before this time, because I do engage her class in after school tutorial sessions.

To my greatest shock, she told me she's in a serious relationship, which got me confused. I have a feeling she's trying to play the "I am not unemployed card". I could press on, but dont want to be seen as a creep or stalker, so then I told her if we could just be friends as I already exposed my vulnerabilities, which she agreed.

Well it's not in my thing to be friend zoned so i discontinued my chats with her, but each time she notices my silence was becoming long, she would initiate a conversation on WhatsApp. I really can't wrap my head around this.

Do I just cut her off as fish plenty for water, or keep up with her games?
You won't be asking this question if you know the redpill

Join today, mudafucker!!!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 11:35pm On Mar 07, 2024
Aaron12:
I tell you, some men are really foolish and daft to be frank.
What was she expecting him to feed her with? Yahoo bread? Or Pomade relaxer?
Romance › Re: Stop This Incessant Tarnishing And Denting Of Nigerian Ladies' Reputation by luminouz(m): 11:07pm On Mar 07, 2024
Elohorp:
Have you ever seen a child that's overly restricted,that the parents what to make perfect,that the parents expect heaven and earth from,those children usually rebel and become uncontrollable

Dominant for what,am an adult,I can't allow anyone to make a fool of me or disgrace me in the name of been a man,much Less lay a finger on me

It's funny you consider been loving and considerate as been weak,is t the boxing and insulting husband that you view as strong,nope those are emotionally damaged babies

You mistake something you can't train a woman any man that feels he can do that is only deceiving himself because his wife is just laughing at him inside her mind, you can only win over the love of your wife which will make her loyal,you can't train her like you train a dog
That's exactly what's wrong with modern women like you. I never mentioned boxing or insulting or demeaning. You assumed that because that's the only exposure that you have. Y'all are emotional. A logical person would have asked me what I meant by training, not jump to conclusions. You go to school to be trained, trained on a trade, you get trained and retrained in your career and you don't have issues with that but a man like me mentioned training and you compare that to training a dog? So you assumed women are dogs!!! You see how fûcked up your mindset is. I'm wasting my time with your ass.

I am done with you. Have a nice marriage
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 9:04pm On Mar 07, 2024
AJEEJA:
The same way you renew your body by bathing is the same way you should always renew your mind and soul by reading and living in line with the redpill. Treat the redpill as a matter of life and death because actually, it is.
Do not have a simp as a close friend. Such a person will kill you the moment he suspects that his girl has a thing for you. Do not be unequally yoked together with unbelievers. Your soul is at stake. My neighbor, a welder, sold his work equipments because his wife told him to. He is jobless as I type this and THAT SAME WIFE is telling everybody in the neighborhood that he doesn't provide, that he's lazy, that he's useless. She insults him EVERYDAY. He recently caught another man with her in HIS APARTMENT. He didn't want to kill so he called the community head. The woman said it, before me, before the community head, before her husband and two small kids - that her husband's manhood is dead. That man, as I type this, is a laughing stock in my hood. This is not up to 10% of what I have seen in the last one year, Jesu n'gbo. If you are foolish enough not to be a redpiller, I want to tell you, from the depth of my soul, that you are doomed. GOD KNOWS, YOU ARE DOOMED.
Someone told a full grown man to sell his work equipments and he did? Not me!!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: More Chinese Women Embrace 'singleism' amid Economic Downturn by luminouz(m): 8:54pm On Mar 07, 2024
DystopianMuse:
Redpinler. Alfa mail. Read it very well you will understand. How can you even. This is not your usully redpill garbage. Nothing upstair except rhetorics on women
Go and sit ya black down jor

Yen yen yen...local parrot!!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: More Chinese Women Embrace 'singleism' amid Economic Downturn by luminouz(m): 8:49pm On Mar 07, 2024
DystopianMuse:
Where are the men that will even marry you ladies in the first place. There are more men than women of marriageable age in China due to the disastrous one-child policy by the evil CCP (since it is only one child. People prefer male child. They are choosed through selective abortion) making them to have more men than women. And yes! China economy is in distress. Rising unemployment, drying FDIs. Declining exports, crashing stock market, real estate crisis and so on. Its tough rn and chinese are migrating en masse to the USA
What's this one saying bayi?
Foreign Affairs › Re: More Chinese Women Embrace 'singleism' amid Economic Downturn by luminouz(m): 8:34pm On Mar 07, 2024
Na to go china be that na

Enough oyel wells!!!🤣

On a serious note, No matter how loudly women scream about being happy alone, deep down they regret it. They want companionship, of a man. Those who have in the past driven their husbands away and taken the kids come to realize this fact after their kids are all grown up and left the nest. Now, they are online looking for any form of consolation so they won't die alone. Yahoo boys and fûck boys are cashing out money and pussies respectively. I see them around me all the time. The loneliness in their gaze, their desperate attempts to come to your house and 'secure' their space. They will agree to cook, clean, promise you heaven and earth but you don't get convinced because they still showed the stinking attitudes that made them Alpha widows in the first place. Will I marry them? Hell No!!! Do I fûck them? Your guess is as good as mine🙂

N.B: isn't it ironic that all these Chinese women are
educated, yet unhappy? They get the perks of education but are not willing to sacrifice anything to the society that funded them. The society that MEN built, bled and died for!! How will they think China will be if no one gives birth? Yet the so called uneducated ones are
marrying and thriving. That's the good thing about men. We don't scream and complain to take care of our duties. We just do it, education or not. It's only women who believe education and /or money makes her above marriage, men and child-bearing.
Family › Re: Nigerian Wife Kicks UK Husband Out From Home by luminouz(m): 8:29pm On Mar 07, 2024
NeckingNgulping:
E dey pain you..
Shioooorrrrr!!!
Family › Re: Nigerian Wife Kicks UK Husband Out From Home by luminouz(m): 8:11pm On Mar 07, 2024
NeckingNgulping:
Lol, I'm more homophobic than you.. Blud misconstrued the whole thing. So get da fvck out.
Yen yen yen....Agbaya oshi
Romance › Re: Boyfriend Discovers Girlfriend's Cheating Through Phone Call by luminouz(m): 8:06pm On Mar 07, 2024
NeckingNgulping:
Fear women.. The man she's in bed with will never trust any woman again. He will always have trust issues.
Lol...I have fvcked women like that. They are just for fvcks only. Funny thing is, they expect you to wife them. I always think they are deluded, because how one earth will I trust someone who was called by her pastor boyfriend and told him she was speaking in tongues as I dey nack doggy?
Shey 'ummm...awwwnnnn....ooohhhh' no different from 'shikabobobo...sharabbababa and mayananana' ni?
Family › Re: Nigerian Wife Kicks UK Husband Out From Home by luminouz(m): 8:02pm On Mar 07, 2024
NeckingNgulping:
Fvck it, I'm more redpilled than you. Go ask my exes, i lead and they follow... Wait a minute... I lead and you follow.
Nah...I don't do men .. fûck outta here with that gay shiit!!!
Romance › Re: Stop This Incessant Tarnishing And Denting Of Nigerian Ladies' Reputation by luminouz(m): 8:00pm On Mar 07, 2024
Elohorp:
My dear it's not easy to be a man,I fully know what good man sacrifice,I know what my husband sacrifices

And same apply to good women,they also have their sacrifices
In marriage each person must bend because you both come from different upbringings,you are not twins so no need expecting a perfect man or prefect woman it doesn't exist oh,no marriage is prefect,but if you put each other first before anyone else,you will certainly be happy
Marriage is us first not, only me me first am a man am a man not dey work same as am a woman am a woman,you must know how to pamper your wife,a wife is like a child and no child like to be forced or maltreated
A wife is like a child .....something I can agree on

And like a child, you must train them to be what you want and what works best for your family. If they are spoilt, they will ruin you. But a woman who understands her man, builds and keeps her home. It's only a foolish man who thinks women should be pampered all the time like they are some fragile beings. When your woman is doing rûbbish, call her to order and let her know you won't tolerate nonsense. When she does good, sing her praises and reward her. Women don't like weak men. They want you to take a lead and be dominant.

The ones screaming online are either too damaged to bond with any man(alpha widows) or just plain stupid and naive and time always shows them shege (Evening Newspaper)
Family › Re: Nigerian Wife Kicks UK Husband Out From Home by luminouz(m): 4:12pm On Mar 07, 2024
NeckingNgulping:
Nah, you the one getting pissed and frustrated. It's apparent in your replies.

I'll blame it on the negative impact of the economy on you..
Nah, I'm good!!!

You need to reason logically, hence my replies. Become redpilled or DIE!!!
Properties › Re: Abandoned Mansions: Estate Deserted In Abuja (Photos) by luminouz(m): 4:12pm On Mar 07, 2024
ellalina:
We are living inside o. We only come out at night
VAMPIRE!!!
Romance › Re: Stop This Incessant Tarnishing And Denting Of Nigerian Ladies' Reputation by luminouz(m): 4:04pm On Mar 07, 2024
Elohorp:
Yes oh I am happily married and I do carry face for my husband and he knows how to make me happy when I do that,I married who I love and who loves me too
Actually maltreating your wife will get you nowere, nothing worst than a wife you have made to hate you in her heart
*Makes a face*

URGH!!! You don't understand anything about being a man and what we sacrifice. It's well though.

Good luck
Family › Re: Nigerian Wife Kicks UK Husband Out From Home by luminouz(m): 4:02pm On Mar 07, 2024
NeckingNgulping:
You should have just written all this without insulting your father in the first line..
Lol ..getting all worked up, ain't you?
Family › Re: Nigerian Wife Kicks UK Husband Out From Home by luminouz(m): 10:17am On Mar 07, 2024
NeckingNgulping:
Stop blabbing. You can't tell me he didn't see the intial signs of a woman that can likely throw him out. Know the kind of woman you're getting married to.

Marry a woman that will always worth your investment, not ingrates..
Shut dafuq up, mumu

I'm a redpiller and even I am cautious in this case, I know women hide their feelings and you don't even know if she was the applicant. Any sane man won't spend that much if he was convinced his WIFE is a bîtch. She must have deceived him till he finished paying her fees before showing her true colours.

Where he made a mistake is that he should have kept vetting the woman, even after marriage. And also improving himself.
Romance › Re: Stop This Incessant Tarnishing And Denting Of Nigerian Ladies' Reputation by luminouz(m): 11:30pm On Mar 06, 2024
Elohorp:
If I marry you,and I carry face for you, your friends no go begin tell you say tell her whose the man,teach her a lesson,don't be a simp,cause simp na the new English I done learn for this nairaland oh
Lol...I think you are married already.

Why you go carry face for me na, I'm a man. Respect me and all will be fine. Na all those feminazi nonsense I no dey tolerate.

Simps are real. Surely,you have seen them too. Men who think tolerating bullshiit from women gets them pussy and love. But they end up losing both
Celebrities › Re: Israel DMW Pained As Ex-Wife, Sheila Courage Returns Bride Price Via SMS Alert by luminouz(m): 11:28pm On Mar 06, 2024
Holluwhakemmy:
we women open our mouth with wisdom and say reasonable things
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Are you fuqin joking?

You lots are emotional and illogical as fuq.

Go and make dinner biko
Celebrities › Re: Israel DMW Pained As Ex-Wife, Sheila Courage Returns Bride Price Via SMS Alert by luminouz(m): 9:53pm On Mar 06, 2024
Holluwhakemmy:
see bird of a feather let him continue ranting on social media since no elderly people in your family to settle it for them. Kids parading themselves as mature men marriage is for mature man not someone like him or you
So you are the mature one?

When women come online to say rûbbish, do you have the same energy?
Celebrities › Re: Israel DMW Pained As Ex-Wife, Sheila Courage Returns Bride Price Via SMS Alert by luminouz(m): 9:08pm On Mar 06, 2024
Holluwhakemmy:
The guy is in severe pain he can't do without the girl instead of him to settle their mistakes he was busy saying rubbish on social media. He's not mature enough to be a husband
Shût dafuq up

So he shouldn't talk because he is a man? Men no dey get feelings or what?

He was scammed and he is ranting to vent. Why saying he is not mature? So when men tolerate rubbish is maturity?

Maturity kee you dia
Family › Re: Nigerian Wife Kicks UK Husband Out From Home by luminouz(m): 8:44pm On Mar 06, 2024
NeckingNgulping:
Every now and then, i see news of women throwing their men out in the UK. This begs for a few questions..

Don't the men have the wherewithal to get a house for themselves that they chose to live with a woman i believe takes care of the rent?

Do they not notice when the problem is looming, so they can vacate on their own without being thrown out?

You paid 24k pound for her school fees and you didn't plan to get an apartment for yourself knowing how women in UK are always prone to throwing their men out.
You sound confused.

Does a man who paid 24k pounds for his WIFE's education look like someone who planned for her to have him thrown out?

You think men invest that much and hope to be treated like thrash?

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