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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Addicted To Her Ex by luminouz(m): 7:57pm On Jun 29, 2017

My advice? N u better take it or I will curse u for wasting my MB
DUMP her sorry ASS!!!!!
Let go now so u can have some dignity!!!!!

Romance › Re: So Bad! How I Lost My Girlfriend (a Must Read) by luminouz(m): 7:46pm On Jun 29, 2017

OP...shey o ya werey sha!!!! undecided

Travel › Re: Motor Accident At Yaba Road, Ondo Town (Viewers' Discretion Advised) by luminouz(m): 5:58pm On Jun 29, 2017

SurestG:
lol na whisper ah whisper am na

Travel › Re: Motor Accident At Yaba Road, Ondo Town (Viewers' Discretion Advised) by luminouz(m): 3:59pm On Jun 29, 2017

SurestG:
saw ur DM

*Hush* No loud am naaaaaa!!! tongue

Coded things ooo! grin

Travel › Re: Motor Accident At Yaba Road, Ondo Town (Viewers' Discretion Advised) by luminouz(m): 3:50pm On Jun 29, 2017

SurestG:
and which fish is that

D fish is called point n kill

Travel › Re: Motor Accident At Yaba Road, Ondo Town (Viewers' Discretion Advised) by luminouz(m): 3:49pm On Jun 29, 2017

SurestG:
abeg, interest in wetin?

Ur cooking skills!!!!!

Romance › Re: Guys, Stop Enticing Ladies With Money. by luminouz(m): 1:25pm On Jun 29, 2017

rheether:
You need to show me say you fit take care of me

Well I don't have money!!! Don't u have too huh

Take care of urself then Niko!!

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Travel › Re: Motor Accident At Yaba Road, Ondo Town (Viewers' Discretion Advised) by luminouz(m): 12:23pm On Jun 29, 2017

NevetsIbot:
Must you visit? Can't you sit down at home?

Y should I huh

??
I must visit!!!
Wait o! Oga wetin consignnnn u naaaaaa!!!! tongue

*modified*
I see u have interest...go ahead hommie! grin

I won't visit again! Will stay home!!!
Sorry SurestG!!!

Travel › Re: Motor Accident At Yaba Road, Ondo Town (Viewers' Discretion Advised) by luminouz(m): 12:05pm On Jun 29, 2017

NevetsIbot:
Lol. See as ondo peeps full naira land!!!

Travel › Re: Motor Accident At Yaba Road, Ondo Town (Viewers' Discretion Advised) by luminouz(m): 12:03pm On Jun 29, 2017

SurestG:
A.C.E

Seriously

Me dey come for visit oooo!!! tongue

Romance › Re: Advice Needed.. My Girlfriends Mom Doesn't Support Our Relationship But..... by luminouz(m): 2:13am On Jun 29, 2017

irewoleola:
I need you to have it at the back of your mind that no matter how much she loves you, she will never choose you over her mother.

Just let things go. There are other younger and ibo girls everywhere. The right person will surely come. Life is too sweet to be in a struggle relationship

Ur fvcking wrong!!!!!
How do u even know dat huh

The mum might change or d lady might endure....
If u know joanana on NL...ask from her how she stood n fought for her love....
A girl like u can't dou......culture n tribalism have removed ur sense of identity!!!!

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Travel › Re: Motor Accident At Yaba Road, Ondo Town (Viewers' Discretion Advised) by luminouz(m): 1:07am On Jun 29, 2017

SurestG:
I'm not staying around Yaba

Babe....where u dey o......am around Valentino side!!!! grin

Sports › Re: Changing The Face Of Football.....case Study C.ronaldo And Messi by luminouz(m): 10:02pm On Jun 28, 2017

Frankaka8:
sorry sir, goal ratio Messi is better. Messi is a playmaker + goal scorer, cr7 is only a goal scorer. Messi shoots less and score more, cr7 shoots more, and score more.

Y u carry this thing on top head like cucumber??
Messi n Rinaldo don't know who ur broke ASS is!
Hustle n write ur own destiny biko!!!

Celebrities › Re: Kenneth Okonkwo And Ify Eefy Ike Hang Out In Abuja (Photos) by luminouz(m): 9:54pm On Jun 28, 2017

OrestesDante:
Thank You ooo... My brother I be dey think say na only me see am.

She's 14,000 light years always from beauty!

Don't quote me. I'm also ugly.

14,000? Ur too kind!!!
She is in a galaxy a billion light years away from beauty!!!!

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Romance › Re: When Your Daughter Is Ugly by luminouz(m): 9:52pm On Jun 28, 2017

OP u never heard d saying 'monkey no fine but the mama like am?'
Abeg park well!!!!

Celebrities › Re: Ejine Okoroafor Sexy In Pink Bra In A Swimming Pool (Photo) by luminouz(m): 7:46pm On Jun 28, 2017

lefulefu:
jesu cristi!!! :
seee blenze!
heavily padded pillows
luminouz
dacovajnr
make una come see oooo
kennyID17 u dey miss

Lefulefu...why u dey cal me on top this matter na....wetin I wan use bosom do huh

Na pure water huh

*places a call to d ASS niggas in d house*
False alarm y'all....... grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nigerian Lady In Texas (late 20s) Looking For US Citizen To Marry by luminouz(m): 2:45pm On Jun 28, 2017

lefulefu:
u talkiing of Evans ppl abi?
u dont call dem kidnappers..u call them evans ppl ..and wen u say dey want to kidnap me u say dey want to evans me

Thanks bro
So OP......no pix no ukwu....u want to Evans MI abi huh

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Romance › Re: How Old Were You When You First Mastubate by luminouz(m): 2:30pm On Jun 28, 2017

I can proudly say I never DID DAT shiiit!!!!
Y should I when lovely ladies are around!!!!
I still don't get y a normal guy would self-service on a geh pix by using soap or Vaseline...its disgusting!!
Ur on heat huh

Get possay!!! Like a real MAN!!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nigerian Lady In Texas (late 20s) Looking For US Citizen To Marry by luminouz(m): 2:19pm On Jun 28, 2017

lefulefu:
she might be a black american na
u know dem black american ladies dey gather for back like our ladies

U sure say this one real so huh

I no wan make.them.kidnap me oooo
Nobody go pay ransom!!!! grin

She put one email like DAT......let her respond to my question first..
OP u get BOOTY huh

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nigerian Lady In Texas (late 20s) Looking For US Citizen To Marry by luminouz(m): 2:05pm On Jun 28, 2017

lefulefu:
werey!
and i thought its only guys dat do this .
do u have ukwu?
i have a paddy here who is half naija half yankee
but he loves ukwucious babes
luminouz u needed here

Paddy MI! Am here gbagaun!
So she get yansh huh

?
If not...she can fvck off abeg....
She gets my 10packs...I get her ukwu!!! tongue

Fair trade eh huh

Politics › Re: Rahma Indimi Celebrates Her Daughter's Birthday With Emotional Message (Photo) by luminouz(m): 12:54pm On Jun 28, 2017

I wonder why most Fulani girls always remind me of hawks with their sharp nose n sexy predatory eyes,all giving an appearance of absolutely gorgeous but dangerous animals!!!
Maybe its just me n my intuition sha!!!

Romance › Re: Most Girls Decay After 25 Years Old – Twitter User Claims by luminouz(m): 12:45pm On Jun 28, 2017

lefulefu:
dammm
u actually mean she"s 45?....for real?

Calm down egbon!!! Iyawo ile niyen o!!!! tongue

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Romance › Re: Most Girls Decay After 25 Years Old – Twitter User Claims by luminouz(m): 12:44pm On Jun 28, 2017

ikeepitreal:
lmao staring is allowed. Looking at this kinda yansh calms the body,soul but not the penís.

Oh my penis is cool joor....its my eyes!!!!
my eyes are NOW OK since I know she is ur wife!!! tongue

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Romance › Re: Most Girls Decay After 25 Years Old – Twitter User Claims by luminouz(m): 12:27pm On Jun 28, 2017

ikeepitreal:
My wife na.

Ur wife??

how lucky u are!!!!
Forgive my staring o bros!!!!
I am loyal o
I won't stare again chairman!!!!! grin

Romance › Re: Most Girls Decay After 25 Years Old – Twitter User Claims by luminouz(m): 12:19pm On Jun 28, 2017

ikeepitreal:
lmaaaaao The ass is not to be merely bleeped. it is an ass to be conquered.

I dey tell U!!!!!!!!!! grin

Celebrities › Re: Mr Eazi's Girlfriend, Temi Otedola Looks Glam In Cleavage Baring Dress by luminouz(m): 11:32am On Jun 28, 2017

Maxi112:
my nigga

Romance › Re: American Woman Who Met Nigerian Man Online by luminouz(m): 11:31am On Jun 28, 2017

dumo1:
At least you were open and honest about it. I admire that.

I have always been open bro!!
Thanks dou!!!

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