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Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa And Juliet Ejue’s Traditional Wedding Holds Today In Ogoja (Photos) by luminouz(m): 2:22pm On Jul 01, 2017
I just can't help but wonder how his first wife is feeling right now!!!
Romance › Re: Why Is It So HARD For A Nigerian Girl To Love A Nice Guy? by luminouz(m): 11:45am On Jul 01, 2017
futurism:
lol. As much as I agree with you... did you see where I said someone asked to help her get the guy off her back but she refused to provide his number? The person wanted to really help her but she doesn't want it despite saying she wants him off.

What can you make of that?
Of course she won't!!!! She needs him as her ATM not a husband material
Celebrities › Re: Temi Otedola: I Once Hated My Shoulders, The Way Y'all Hate My Knuckles by luminouz(m): 9:47am On Jul 01, 2017
hischoice:
What is it with Billionaire Otedola breeding entertainers and fashionists.

I had always thought the wealthy strategically pick professions for their kids.

With the big picture of taking over and expanding the business in view.

Well, his ways are not my ways and his thoughts not mine...

DJ Cuppy could well be positioned to be the lead Disk Joker at the Annual Forte Oil Stakeholders' Meeting.

And Fashonisist Temi as the chief seamstress for the executive managing director of Swift Insurance.
N u the janitor who cleans the toilets d two will use!!!!
Romance › Re: Why Is It So HARD For A Nigerian Girl To Love A Nice Guy? by luminouz(m): 12:12am On Jul 01, 2017
N why would she respect him when he likes like a pussayhuh He does anything she asks himhuh What kinda man is DAT? There is a difference between being caring n stupid
Women want a man to be a MAN!
They don't like men who become Sissies!!!!
Its disgusting to them!!!
Romance › Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by luminouz(m): 9:47pm On Jun 30, 2017
makydebbie:
You go blind for only wedding night. tongue
Hahahahahah!!!!!
U eh!!!!
Romance › Re: #poll: With Or Without Cheek Bones??? *_* <_> ¤_¤ by luminouz(m): 9:47pm On Jun 30, 2017
thepussyhunter:
hmmmm bad guy...............

issoraite............
grin grin
Politics › Re: Barefooted Nnamdi Kanu Kneels & Prays To gods In Anambra To Restore Biafra (Pic) by luminouz(m): 9:07pm On Jun 30, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Nnamdi KANU should stop all these theatrics.
You are the leader of a movement and not a celebrity.


Nelson Mandela didn't do this,
Che Guevara didn't do this,
Patrice Lumumba didn't do this,
Kwame Nkrumah didn't do this,
Malcolm X didn't do this,
Dai Lama didn't do this,


This war against injustice can not be won through Nollywood antics,
It can not be won through unarmed gullible followers.
It can only be won by making the goal common and the means to attaining it readily handy.

This war against segregation, tribalism, nepotism, neglect and marginalization shall be won through intelligent covert strategies.

Cultists and The Niger Delta militants are tricked to surrender their arms and embrace amnesty when the Fulani militia are not disarmed.
Thereby weakening the arsenal of the South in the event of an uprising..

We need to think.
We've been deceived for so long.

Enough of this,
Nnamdi Kanu....
Enough,
Why u talking like this bro? U hungry?
This is not d U I know naw!!
Oya reset sharpaly!!
Family › Re: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by luminouz(m): 8:11pm On Jun 30, 2017
daylyt:
Ehen .

And you refused to enter lag.
I refused ke! When u no gimme green light!!
If dem Evans me. ..who go pay ransomhuh
D thing hit me o bro....na trailer size!!! tongue grin
Celebrities › Re: Klint Da Drunk And His Daughter In Adorable Photos by luminouz(m): 7:51pm On Jun 30, 2017
Dicedpineapple:
lol..dat aint my kind..U no na
Lmaooooo
Celebrities › Re: Ijeoma Okonkwo: Kcee's Wife And Why They Avoid Each Other On Social Media [PICS] by luminouz(m): 7:31pm On Jun 30, 2017
D nose is sharp enough to cut NwaAmaikpe some SENSE!!!
Celebrities › Re: Klint Da Drunk And His Daughter In Adorable Photos by luminouz(m): 7:23pm On Jun 30, 2017
Dicedpineapple:
cute
Or is it because the Dad is bearded!!! tongue
Romance › Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by luminouz(m): 7:13pm On Jun 30, 2017
makydebbie:
You go soon blind. tongue
Lmaoooooooo!!!!
Abeg pity my future wife!!! grin
Romance › Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by luminouz(m): 6:49pm On Jun 30, 2017
makydebbie:
It's not a problem to visit my man without makeup. I'm already beautiful na. kiss
*Rushed to her dp*
Ur not bad dear....not bad at all!!
Nice slanted eyes n b.....s
tongue tongue tongue
Family › Re: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by luminouz(m): 6:43pm On Jun 30, 2017
daylyt:
Do you want toto tongue
Nah bro!!!
D diick.no.dey rise these days due to hunger
Na MONEY I need! tongue
Romance › Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by luminouz(m): 6:39pm On Jun 30, 2017
Lefulefu...one of my new year resolution is DAT any girl I take out eh.....will stylishly spill soup or wine on her face....n use my hankie to RUB d face ooo....
See deception naw...as.much as I like ASS..the face should not be URG LEE like these o....
Alternatively if plan A(water splashing) no work, plan B(swimming),plan C(bathing together with soap n aboki sponge) and Plan D( waking up early in morning before she does n do some heavy-makeup-removing fvcking) are in order...
If she can escape all these....then am truly FINISHED!!!!
Family › Re: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by luminouz(m): 6:34pm On Jun 30, 2017
Franky826:
lol vex on social network? I can't even strain the tinniest of my nerves or veins to do so grin

that other people said same thing doesn't validate their claim so they are in same category as you grin

And the last straw that breaks the camel's back is... boy is a replica of his father!

wire you tp? I think not. but I can buy you beer you look like you take some grin
Since d boy is a replica.... I rest my case
N no bro! I don't drink..like never.....
Find something else gimme o grin
Romance › Re: #poll: With Or Without Cheek Bones??? *_* <_> ¤_¤ by luminouz(m): 5:39pm On Jun 30, 2017
For the guys..... I am d number 2 type...no visible cheekbones
For d ladies.....any type would do so long she has ASS!!!!
Romance › Re: Ladies Whats Your Opinion About Pretty Boys <pics> by luminouz(m):
ikeepitreal:
Korean ladies definitely thrill me a lot more than these transvestite looking dudes.
God.bless u! I was getting angry seeing Korean dudes all over d place!!!
Don't we have cute naija boiz ni?
Romance › Re: "I'm Proud To Say My First Boyfriend Is Really My Last" - US Based Nigerian Lady by luminouz(m): 5:05pm On Jun 30, 2017
pocohantas:
Lucky her. Some girls have to kiss so many frogs before meeting prince charming. All the same, we get the lesson...take your time to date and marry your friend. She is beautiful, he looks like he has a handsome heart. I wish them marital bliss...

Since na God dey provide boo, He should take my order.
I desire a friend, a good man, good attributes...character, romantic, fine boi...six packs and he should be excellent in the other room smiley.
He can add anything I didn't mention...
God has been telling u to PM me for the past 6months n ur still stubborn! What else do u want God to do DAT he hasn't already done!!!
No stress my guy upstairs biko!!! grin
Family › Re: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by luminouz(m): 3:38pm On Jun 30, 2017
Franky826:
come take a pics of him with his father.

come back and rephrase these things you spew.
U don vexhuh
No vex o!!!
Am not rephrasing shiit bro!!! Unless he looks like his DAD!
Other posters said same thing!!
U know what? Wire me tp....lemme come n check grin grin tongue
Romance › Re: Advice Needed.. My Girlfriends Mom Doesn't Support Our Relationship But..... by luminouz(m): 11:04am On Jun 30, 2017
joanana:
Oga long time.... It was not by my power alone oooo, Baba God was involve ni.

Op if you love your girl and she loves you as much as you love her, that's all that matters. Yes, she refused mine at first but I persisted and told her this is my one true love, and if my man proposed to me, that's final. She will live with you and not with her mother but try and convinced her that you sincerely love her daughter. Don't just say it, show it. Let her see it!!!

You need her to accept you so that your traditional marriage process will be easy for u, else
Joanana in d building!!! Awayu!
Hope ur sha fine!!!!!! grin grin
Abi o! Had to tell OP about U! If there is true love,I believe they will pull it off!!
Greet husby for me o! grin grin
Family › Re: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by luminouz(m): 12:45am On Jun 30, 2017
Franky826:
wink

lol bro relax till the baby is born. even though stories cannot be same but...

exactly same thing happened to my eldest brother and his wife. though he doubted the paternity of the child due to the timing of the pregnancy relative to when they had intimacy. bro nothing added up.
he doubted till he let my mum privy on the matter. as oldie with experience mum told him to relax. August 4th 2 years ago baby boy show.

1. Boy had a mismatch on his hairline in same position exactly like my brother grin

2. Boy didn't start talking on time exactly like my brother grin

3. boy snores in same pattern exactly like my brother grin

Now when you ask my brother if he needs to do a DNA test he will even slap you join grin
Really n to u all these are proofshuh
So ur bro didn't do DNA test in shorthuh?
Y don't u look for moles on skin,facial resemblance n d likes....u rely on snoring patternshuh
Won ti get BOBO yi sha!
Romance › Re: Think Twice Before You Follow Him To The Hotel: My Personal Encounter by luminouz(m): 10:00pm On Jun 29, 2017
lefulefu:
me sef iyam not understanding the story.i be expect the story be about a guy wey carry a babe to hotel room for shaggin tinzs but b4 the guy go pull down boxers for action the babe turn to coffin and the guy screamed and left the room.at least if the storyline follow dat way i for understand wetin d moral of d story go be. Ehmmm...Victornezzar,Lalas247 abeg make una come check weda una go understand op story.
Lmaoooooooo!!!!!! cheesy grin grin
Romance › Re: Think Twice Before You Follow Him To The Hotel: My Personal Encounter by luminouz(m): 9:45pm On Jun 29, 2017
rationalmind:
Careful before lodging strangers in hotels. Anything can happen over the night.
OK...I get it!!!! grin
Romance › Re: She Must Have Been Giving Him A "Tough Time".. by luminouz(m): 9:44pm On Jun 29, 2017
lefulefu:
bros luminouz u sabi Dem wella grin
dem go just fine for face but their backyard go just flat and strong like wood and no hips...na wao.abeg just give me a yoruba or benin girl wey their yansh dey soft like agege bread.
*sighs with a yearning look in his eyes*
Now u know what I need to cure the headache I have been having since morning!!! tongue grin
Romance › Re: Think Twice Before You Follow Him To The Hotel: My Personal Encounter by luminouz(m): 9:34pm On Jun 29, 2017
Don't get u OP....we should be careful of d kinda help we give or hotels without lighthuh
Lefulefu ...come in here!!!
Romance › Re: She Must Have Been Giving Him A "Tough Time".. by luminouz(m): 9:31pm On Jun 29, 2017
lefulefu:
dem no dey get yansh bros.dem boku here but their backsides jus flat like meat chopping board.
Lmaoooooooo!!!!
Datz why dating Fulani/Hausa girls tire me o!!
Just fine face no ASS!!!!
D fvck will I do with that?? Boil ithuh undecided

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