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Divoc19:
Dear Nairalanders,

Am looking for my childhood friend(s). I don't know how Nairaland can help me. Sometimes I dream about them and that gives me hope. Funny thing is I only visit Lagos occasionally. My chances of bumping into any of them is too low.
I lived at No. 13, Sumola Abayomi Street, Mafoluku Oshodi Lagos. I also attended. Mafoluku Grammar School

you dream about them because you think about them

Demigod22:
I have knocked and beaten myself for simping this big. I dusted off myself and I am healthy now.

best to do

Demigod22:
I was asking Cynthia out, she said she like Godly man, I started going to fellowship, she said she doesn't like people that drink, I stopped drinking, she said she like caring man, I started calling everyday, she wants a leader, I started contesting for school election, she doesn't like people that stay out late, I started going home early from school. I became everything she wanted. I broke boundaries just to please her for eight months. I have never loved anyone the way I loved her. There was only a thin line between obsession and my love for her. But she never accepted to date me.


Secondly, I slept in a lady's house just to please her, something I don't like doing.

come here you need knock

Talking about pleasing a girl, i will never in my life please a girl because i was create different and also i don't know how to please
If i offend you i will tender apology and if you are doing one kain kain because i say sorry i will tell you fvck off ain't get time for nonsense

greenie77:
" I once asked him why rushed to get married without a good source of income and he bluntly told me that he had always been broke while he was single and still broke now that he's married the only difference is that he can boast of his kids as an achievement unlike when he was single that he had nothing to boast of."........

that part shocked aje

You no know sey girl wey get beauty no get brain and the one wey go get brain no get beauty you can't have it all.

Bigredmachine:
is that not labalaba

labalaba is butteefly

husseinchoice:
I have been dating my girl for the past two years now.. she has this habit of keeping male friends in which she claimed to confide in them more than female ones. lately, I noticed there is fluent conversation between my girl and her manager, he calls and text her at night and sometimes drop her at her house.. in summary, I went to my gf house during late hour on Wednesday to recover my laptop and phone chargers only to meet her door locked from inside, the light was off and the windows were also locked. I knocked the hell out of the door but no response, I called her line but she was not picking. I spent 50 minutes sitting down down outside waiting only for her to come out with her manager.. she was shocked on seeing me, she was staring at me and she told her manager good night. I went inside and took my chargers, I wanted to leave but she hold on to me tightly and begin to cry, she said i should beat her if that will calm me. I don't know what to do because it's almost 12:30am and I couldn't go back home due to security reasons. I stayed over while she was busy crying the whole night.. I left her house very early in the morning.. since then she has been calling and sending series of messages.
I don't know what to do. I love her dearly but am heartbroken.
Pls help...

Only you help can you even if we advise what you will do is you will do.
In shot delete that girl from your life with immediate effect

Preshieben:


I won't destroy his house nah...
The poor man needs help
I am my brother's keeper

i see

okoroemeka:
in a case like this that the man choose not to have a side chick due to one or two factors then the only option is masturbation,I cannot encourage going to ashawo for sex ,but on the other hand the only constraint on having a side chick is finance,there are different grades and categories of beautiful, reasonable and neat women that needs just a man like you,there are many that are available and will not create a hole in your pocket,you just have to look in places not looked before,a treasure is found in unexpected areas,my side chick is from a very poor family,a beautiful girl no doubt and appreciate every 10 Kobo given to her.Rule no 1 of having a side chick is never be jealous,let her have her freedom of choice and association,don't ever try to limit her to be your possession only,if there are other men then your financial commitment will be pocket friendly, so long she services you every well

Na wa oh people can advise sha

Preshieben:
let me be ya side chick..
I make my own money,so keep yours
I just like it with people's husband

house destroyer

Sikechukwu81:
the needful is what pls

An apology na and if she refuse to do so, the next time we have issue and try that nonsense again i will beat nonsense in her body out of it

If am your husband and i never for once raise my hands on you and you slap me, madam you will not see my happy with you again until you do the needful

Gay Kee them there

BadRadio:
As for me, I can't stand the sight of a fat woman... sorry, no disrespect to all the beautiful fat ladies out there... its just that everyone has got their own spec...there's this thing between me and slim ladies.

My future wife has better not get fat with protruding belly, else I will personally introduce my slim side chick to her. I don't like what I hate


That's my biggest fear

That the part i hate about women but i don't fear because am not sure i will marry in the future.

GonzalezAguero:
You have to work on yourself to accept people's decisions and choice .

Okay Thanks.

barnyamclee:
bro you got issues, instead of hating on people who dont know you exist or even care, just dedicate your brain resources to something better than imagining scenarios in your head

i have said my mind if you like say anything you like i don't care.

I rather be masturbating than to be fvcking gay i hate gays with passion.

Mumu post.

rollybest:
There was this girl that forcefully visited me back then in school, i welcomed her. Aunty come tell me say she wan stay for one week. I was like for which house?
Every night it was game of thrones, it got to a point she had to kneel down to beg me for sex. I told her i am running a heavenly race, i don't want to sin. Aunty come vex dey preach tell me say sex is not sin
After two days i told her i am traveling out of the state, she said she will wait for me to come back, i was like shuuu. Abegi come dey go your house. Till today she's still saying i am wicked.

Heavenly Kee you there.

Nat404:
Mine was in my house too. This lady had been calling me for past 6 months. On that faithful day, she came to my house and I was with my friend. Gave me all the signs in this world for me to ask my friend to leave for some privacy but I refused.

She then became so unhappy. Began to say some men are so stubborn but my friend couldn't understand the statement. My phone rang and she took it and said to me, one of your girlfriends is calling you. I was just laughing.

At 7pm, she said she's not going home anymore. That she wants to spend the night with me. She then went straight to my room leaving me in the sitting room.

My friend later slept in the visitor's room. That same night, I couldn't sleep. I denied her access to my body. She went completely crazy calling gay next morning.

This is loud oh

Idamond:
exactly what happened to Me years back. there is this beautiful girl that was employed in our company newly and immediately we became very close and she was disturbing almost every time that she needs to come to my place and finally one fateful day she trace me to my house and I wasn't angry, we gist eat, watch movies it get to a time she needed something special and we get into romance until she became wet and wanted me to **ck her that were world war 3 started, I have to start telling her diff lies not to FCK her, to cut the story short after much lies she got angry and put on her cloths and left my house.. that was the end was Solomon Grundy..

my reasons was that I don't trust fine gals, too much body count,far of decease and finally I just wanted to see how it looks like to reject sex from women

After that day she no go talk to you.

blockgeek69:
I was just going thru my WhatsApp status recently when I saw my one time friend back in the days, then I had a flash of our one time encounter.

We had a good rapport and was friends on a semi neutral levels, one or two romance and pressing of boobs, that's all.

I was always looking forward to the day I will bang the hell out of her, well she was well into me but some months into our friendship I noticed how cunning and deceptive she was, couple with with fact that I wanted just FWB but she was hell bend on a relationship. Who want commitment? Well, our friendship had a crack. I gave her a lot of space.

So this faithful day she called and said she was coming to my crib to spend the night, I was like what's up with you? She was bla bla bla she is travelling the next day that she will travel from my place. Mind you she has never been to my place before.

Well the banny came, we gist, ate. I come put movie for her go sleep. What woke me up was her hand cripping into my boxers.

Babe was hot and wanted it badly , I told her I wanted it before but I don't want again. In my mind, this is what I have wanted all the while, why I dey dull na? Gbola Is willing but my spirit is dull.

Funny thing is I was already hard from her touch... we had a little talk, look for several excuses to escape banging her that night, babe was acting like a female dog on her heat period.

Told her I don't have a CD, cannot do raw... babe said she doesn't care that she is ready to do raw... I was like Hhaaa!

I now offered to finger her really hard and she was creaming and moaning. At one point she stop and said she want My gbola that my fingers aren't satisfying. Mind you all the while my chairman stand at attention, but I said never!

We hard intense arguments, I looked for several excuses, even told her I don't know My HIV status, it fell on deaf ears. Lastly I told her Well, I have a GF now and I can't cheat on her (lies).

At that moment,her high tension fell flat. She went to the bathroom, washed up and never talked to me again till the next morning. I shaa slept with one eye open that night, don't underestimate what this bitchesss can do.

The next day she left and that was the end of our little rickety friendship, although we still view each others WhatsApp status and just pads without saying a word.

Ladies most times think guys cannot say NO to free fvcks, but that's not true. Well that day, I was proud of my self for crushing her ego LOL.

Niggas in the house, have you had similar experience, please share.

Nice one paddi

ifytrik:
Congratulations obi nsofor, you are happy today because you did not get married to 1 of this agents of sadness we call women in Nigeria

Nigeria girls are killjoy, all of them.

Iyaebe:
Mtcheww, be doing as if you don't understand my posts.Sex is not free,know this and know truth

Answer My question.

Iyaebe:
Shebi you've been having sex with her so stop complaining and do your responsibilities in peace or didn't you know she has parents before you start parting her legs endlessly and asking her to come spend weeks, months with you?there's nothing like free sex,even the married one's are directly and Indirectly paying for the sex,let's all stop deceiving ourselves

Hmmm madam so your husband pay for having sex with you.

Dem many oh

Wow this is really attractive

Wahala be like person wey don fvck around and almost enter menopause wey kon find husband

AllahIsGarbage:
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as in ehn he will be like baby wait something wan come out wait wait and after he will shout haarrrnnn hhmmmrrr